this is all we lack at my church- don't get me wrong, the fire is all around for the taking- but some people at some places might just throw some of their embers directly at you singeing at the very least the clothing you use to cover yourself with. Testify sister!
lol i hate when they force you to testify sometimes people dont just dont sit down because they selfish.maybe god told them some instructions.But i'll pray that she will gain wisdom from god and that she will think b4 she acts.
This was hilarious!!! Especially the part when she was like she is Madly in love with Jesus and he turns her on....uh. And we cant give God a woo woo part too. lol
She's right!!!!!!!!!!! What she's displaying is passion and zeal for the Lord!!!! Are you quiet and subdued when it comes to voicing a subject that your passionate about!!!! There is no humor in this message at all. When the congregation was asked to give testimony about what the Lord has done for each of you...every hand should have been raised! She was offended for the Lord! In the end she and the Lord will have the last laugh! God Bless!
This is so much more than funny. This woman is serious. I ain't claimin to be nobody but a sinner but when you can't give thanks it's a shame. Something powerful in her testimony so even if this was just posted to be funny Paul said however his name be spread let it be a good thing. Selah
it is all jokes at about 2:57..."dont you know we are in a place of death when we are sleep, and if God dont decide to go WHHHOOOO (the sound of her quickly blowing)" OMG
Tell it !! All He needs is a wiling vessel to tell of His goodness. Her testimony came from a grateful heart of the little things we take for granted so often. I believe that's why she's loud. The devil wants us to sit down and be quiet. God is too good for that.
all of u ladies should read td jakes woman thou art loose. he does say that we love on god....as in a sense that he is our man aned he takes care of all our needs.he also speak for the single ladies that we should love god as he is our man. i think the turning me on part is not sexual,,,she means in another way...be blessed all
somtimes we all need to be reminded of WHY we praise the Lord. Non of us are perfect and sometimes we may not feel like praisin him but that when we have to force ourselves and thats when it means the most. Juts b/c she is shoutin n yellin at people dnt mean she in the wrong church...God may have put ha there for a reason. Sometimes we must be careful with the things that we say.
You know if she would go to another church. She will find that there are people who want to praise the Lord. I really get a joy of seeing myself praise Him. If you don't want to praise him don't hinder me!!!
Aint nothin like being in a wrong church! Feeling upset cause aint nobody praisin God, feelin like you have to remind the people why they ought to be praising God, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, time for this SIster to move on to the place God wants her, then she will find those that are like her, they dont need to be reminded of why they should praise the Lord
@Dottie1973 Ever occur to you, Dottie, that a good set of vocal chords and the willingness to testify boldly might be the very reason that she is needed at that church? If we are all members of one body, it seems to me that maybe that particular church would lack a good pair of lungs without her. ;) Praise the Lord!
who ever wants to answer I am wondering...these days do we inform the church when taping a service? One church I think some friends were taking pictures or recording our choir and the ushers ask us not to. our church was visiting theirs.
she lost the congregation when she started saying shes madly in love with Jesus... and he keeps turning her on turning her on and hes a complete gentleman. That was weird and the church went silent. It was uncomfortable to hear that. She needs a man I think.
Naw sister you need to get to that place in God where you understand what it REALLY means to be MADLY in love with Jesus. Because it's obvious that you've NEVER experience HIM in that magnitude of else you wouldn't think so carnally. Seek Him more and you'll understand what she's talkin about. I'm praying for you to have that experience with Him because he wants you to. God Bless you and cuase you to experience new levels and realms you've never known.
Maybe we need to learn to listen for The Word and accept it however it comes and from whoever it comes from because the truth is the truth and a lot of pastors are not telling us The Truth because they are afraid of what people will say and that they will leave their churches. So it takes people just like that woman who will come and and REBUKE those who are there... God has been too good. And those who claim to be spiritual and are judging rather than praying need to go back on YOUR knees......
You know what? those you who are responding need to go back and listen to WHAT she was saying. I praise Him in my sleep too. I have woke up with a thank You on my lips TOO. But that's what happens when you go to sleep after a night of seeking Him. This woman has been through some things and I UNDERSTAND her frustration of the saints not getting up and letting others know what God has done for them. Maybe she could've lowered her voice, but it might not have caught the attention that it has......
yes we overcome by the words of our testimony,and if this is the order the pastor has,then its ok.but we gotta know testimony service isnt a night at the apollo to try out our preaching skills.
everything should be descent and in order,there is nothing wrong with testimony service,we overcome by the words of our testimony. the problem is the preacher should preach the sermon,and the flock has gotta realize testimony service isnt mic night where we all get mini sermons in.lets stay with the order of the service,respect the office of the pastor,and not test ride our preaching ability everytime we get a mic.
you sic! LOL! This was funny! I'm sure they felt compelled to testify after they were rebuked and belittled! She know she was out of order, she was only supposed to lead testimony service. "Clap Clap" out of order.
Thats right lady, tell God ALL that he's done for you. No matter what any body says. I Love testimony service because you can know what people have been through and how God has brought them out. Testimony service is not for the person testifying but for others to listen so that they can be reassured that if God brought them out then he can bring you out.
-I dont think that she is crazy I just think that she is on FIRE FOR THE LORD!!!!
"...his praise shall continually be in my mouth...even when I'm sleep"...ok, so...does it just stay in there until you wake up, then you let it out in the morning? LOL. WOW. Well, praisem sista. lol
yeah testimony service is not really me either I am glad it is being taken out of service also it just leaves room for the devil to use whoever to say WHATEVEA! sometimes its okay but most of the time its misused!
Testimony service is essential the lives of the saints of God. Yea it can get out of control but it up to the Pastor to watch and pray while testimony service is going on so if an unfamiliar spirit comes in he as the authority to sit them down, trust me ive seen it.
yeah you really have to have a balance, i love to give him a woo woo lol..........i think testimony service is helpful, my pastor does it every now and then and them folks testify lol........
Yeah you have to use wisdom when you are standing before the people like that...that will turn the people off. I don't agree however that testimony service should be cut out...it should be a combination of Praise and Worship and Testimony service!
she's got Pizza Mind..lol
GoJuJu 4 months ago
this lady is a nutbag!
NrthDall81 4 months ago
why does SHE need someone else to get up and testify? no one knows WHERE or WHEN God will lay it upon one's heart to give a testimony.
kmfrank75 5 months ago
SHE GOT A HOUR LONG TESTIMONY.....WELL AMEN!!!!
clevebudda1 7 months ago
LOL "wake up, say thank ya, and go back to snoring" ..hehe
lilwilz16 7 months ago
this is why the word tells the women to be silent FOR REAL..........NOT MY WORD BUT IN THE BIBLE
NJhousehead 9 months ago
People will "AMEN" anything these days....
Tjwill 9 months ago 4
AND THIS IS WHY WE DNT HAVE TESTIMONY SERVICE ANYMORE CAUSE FOLK CNT TESTIFY AND SIT DWN
BibleWay 9 months ago
@BibleWay That's true!! Cause some people start preaching in their testimony...lol
dlastqueen 7 months ago
Thank you lord that we have done away with testimony service you cant trust people to not say whatever comes to mind!
beautyjbfnc 10 months ago
Did she just saying we're in the place of death when sleeping @ 2:51 ??? American eduction: Been failing since 1962. lol
QueenLioness84 10 months ago
You better praise him in the sleep! lol
nerotenore 11 months ago
Uhm, this is exactly why some churches have cut out testimony service.
preachLee 11 months ago 5
"He just keeps turning me on and on and he's a perfect gentleman" wow
TheAaliyah08 1 year ago 2
o yes!!!! ITS GR8 2 C SUCH PASSION AND DESIRE TO GIVE GOD THANKS!!!!
duffrun 1 year ago
haaa! im so glad that most churches have cut out the testimony part... we would be there alll day son
shawnsongz 1 year ago
She was speaking some truth here but when she said "you can't even give Him a woo woo, i was weak
Shaylashay 1 year ago
this is all we lack at my church- don't get me wrong, the fire is all around for the taking- but some people at some places might just throw some of their embers directly at you singeing at the very least the clothing you use to cover yourself with. Testify sister!
skatetolive34 1 year ago
3:13
that wus really perverted and innapropriate,i sense the spirit of Lust in yo church lol!
MzDancerr 1 year ago
lol i hate when they force you to testify sometimes people dont just dont sit down because they selfish.maybe god told them some instructions.But i'll pray that she will gain wisdom from god and that she will think b4 she acts.
MzDancerr 1 year ago
So sad.....even though people are "saved," they still need to be TAUGHT how to testify in church.
miznatacha 1 year ago
"Jesus keeps turning me on" Wow u really need a man if u think about jesus sexually
TheFallen8v 1 year ago
aahhhh.... that's sad....
yurielabey44 1 year ago
This was hilarious!!! Especially the part when she was like she is Madly in love with Jesus and he turns her on....uh. And we cant give God a woo woo part too. lol
crazyjoce 1 year ago
Maybe this is one reason why Paul the Apostle said that women should bhe silent in the Church. They tend to lose it!
grannyvonng 1 year ago 6
@grannyvonng Amen
bofts 1 year ago
She's right!!!!!!!!!!! What she's displaying is passion and zeal for the Lord!!!! Are you quiet and subdued when it comes to voicing a subject that your passionate about!!!! There is no humor in this message at all. When the congregation was asked to give testimony about what the Lord has done for each of you...every hand should have been raised! She was offended for the Lord! In the end she and the Lord will have the last laugh! God Bless!
shannllee 1 year ago 3
I had my volume down to a bare minimum and her voice still gave me a headache :(
douchebagchigger 1 year ago 4
This is so much more than funny. This woman is serious. I ain't claimin to be nobody but a sinner but when you can't give thanks it's a shame. Something powerful in her testimony so even if this was just posted to be funny Paul said however his name be spread let it be a good thing. Selah
dat7SCOR 1 year ago
Oooh wow...Jesus turns me on what the hecks? lol
immedbound1 1 year ago 4
@immedbound1 thats what i said
niquenique14 1 year ago
it is all jokes at about 2:57..."dont you know we are in a place of death when we are sleep, and if God dont decide to go WHHHOOOO (the sound of her quickly blowing)" OMG
MrKaliBeatz 1 year ago
Um I would neeed her to hush cause thts too much!
TheOfficialDivo28 1 year ago
Tell it !! All He needs is a wiling vessel to tell of His goodness. Her testimony came from a grateful heart of the little things we take for granted so often. I believe that's why she's loud. The devil wants us to sit down and be quiet. God is too good for that.
g0diisl0ve 2 years ago
all of u ladies should read td jakes woman thou art loose. he does say that we love on god....as in a sense that he is our man aned he takes care of all our needs.he also speak for the single ladies that we should love god as he is our man. i think the turning me on part is not sexual,,,she means in another way...be blessed all
muckbabi23 2 years ago
was she speakin english????????????????lol
gaara347 2 years ago
LOL. there is one in every church. AND that "Jesus keeps turning me on" had me GONE! lololl...
miccheckone2 2 years ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He Keeps Turning me ON and ON! I'm done!
musiq954 2 years ago
She is soooo right......i feel you lady
cojc1985 2 years ago
she right but its still funny cause there is always 1 that breaks out like this in every church
buggsbunny38 2 years ago 4
lol at the complete silence wen she said jesus keeps turning her on and turning her on lol
tchurch17 2 years ago 3
somtimes we all need to be reminded of WHY we praise the Lord. Non of us are perfect and sometimes we may not feel like praisin him but that when we have to force ourselves and thats when it means the most. Juts b/c she is shoutin n yellin at people dnt mean she in the wrong church...God may have put ha there for a reason. Sometimes we must be careful with the things that we say.
emotionaleyes 2 years ago
uh..."I don't have to watch my back today?" thats a little crackish...
JaeWall 2 years ago
Whew... even when I'm sleep!
praytae 2 years ago 2
Why is she hollerin though lol?!
nubianyoutubian 2 years ago
She is full of pride and mad that people won't "follow her lead" and testify when she wants them to. Sad.
dangeloandthangs 2 years ago 5
This is sad.
You know if she would go to another church. She will find that there are people who want to praise the Lord. I really get a joy of seeing myself praise Him. If you don't want to praise him don't hinder me!!!
Zumwalt1973 2 years ago
Aint nothin like being in a wrong church! Feeling upset cause aint nobody praisin God, feelin like you have to remind the people why they ought to be praising God, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, time for this SIster to move on to the place God wants her, then she will find those that are like her, they dont need to be reminded of why they should praise the Lord
Dottie1973 2 years ago
@Dottie1973 Ever occur to you, Dottie, that a good set of vocal chords and the willingness to testify boldly might be the very reason that she is needed at that church? If we are all members of one body, it seems to me that maybe that particular church would lack a good pair of lungs without her. ;) Praise the Lord!
skatetolive34 1 year ago
he keeps turning me on and on and on and on....lol!
cdero2002 2 years ago
Aint No Shame In My Game Aint nun den aint nun NOW!!!!LMBBO!!!
devonteberry 2 years ago 2
DELIVAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!
LOL I love it
pianoplaya08 2 years ago
JEEEESSSSUUUUUUSSSSSS!
watch2mefly 2 years ago
she is really pumping and prying! it's unnecessary. lol.
miccheckone2 2 years ago
ummm? ok
busymother24 2 years ago
who ever wants to answer I am wondering...these days do we inform the church when taping a service? One church I think some friends were taking pictures or recording our choir and the ushers ask us not to. our church was visiting theirs.
KandaceKaneBeauty 3 years ago
I have one thing to say, I will being praying for that church.
ladyjt1 3 years ago 2
she lost the congregation when she started saying shes madly in love with Jesus... and he keeps turning her on turning her on and hes a complete gentleman. That was weird and the church went silent. It was uncomfortable to hear that. She needs a man I think.
KSTONEsoul 3 years ago 21
Naw sister you need to get to that place in God where you understand what it REALLY means to be MADLY in love with Jesus. Because it's obvious that you've NEVER experience HIM in that magnitude of else you wouldn't think so carnally. Seek Him more and you'll understand what she's talkin about. I'm praying for you to have that experience with Him because he wants you to. God Bless you and cuase you to experience new levels and realms you've never known.
kevinstripling 3 years ago
That's right. God wants us to "know" Him intimately like Adam knew Eve but in a spiritual sense. That's what the word "yada" in Hebrew translate to.
SistaQueen88 2 years ago
I agree, that's what happens when you talk too much. You end up getting your mouth mashed. LOL
baconboy59 2 years ago
*weak* lmaooooooo! ugh! you're hilarious!
miccheckone2 2 years ago
Maybe we need to learn to listen for The Word and accept it however it comes and from whoever it comes from because the truth is the truth and a lot of pastors are not telling us The Truth because they are afraid of what people will say and that they will leave their churches. So it takes people just like that woman who will come and and REBUKE those who are there... God has been too good. And those who claim to be spiritual and are judging rather than praying need to go back on YOUR knees......
jbass 3 years ago
You know what? those you who are responding need to go back and listen to WHAT she was saying. I praise Him in my sleep too. I have woke up with a thank You on my lips TOO. But that's what happens when you go to sleep after a night of seeking Him. This woman has been through some things and I UNDERSTAND her frustration of the saints not getting up and letting others know what God has done for them. Maybe she could've lowered her voice, but it might not have caught the attention that it has......
jbass 3 years ago
WHYYY jus WHYYY??!!!! She sounds so mean I don't know whether to say Hallelujah or run out the church!
bsktbllgyrl03 3 years ago 3
BLACK PEOPLE!!!! WE have to do better
ChristSeeker 3 years ago 32
yes we overcome by the words of our testimony,and if this is the order the pastor has,then its ok.but we gotta know testimony service isnt a night at the apollo to try out our preaching skills.
raycherokee 3 years ago 3
everything should be descent and in order,there is nothing wrong with testimony service,we overcome by the words of our testimony. the problem is the preacher should preach the sermon,and the flock has gotta realize testimony service isnt mic night where we all get mini sermons in.lets stay with the order of the service,respect the office of the pastor,and not test ride our preaching ability everytime we get a mic.
raycherokee 3 years ago 3
i will bless the Lord at ALL times! EVEN WHEN I'M 'SLEEP!!!!!
LMBOOOO THIS IS WAAAAYYYYY 2 FUNNAY!
1truluph 3 years ago
I WILL SHAME THE DEVIL IN A MINUTE!!!!
thankfulgurl 3 years ago
This was a church I visited and it is fairly small!!!
ctleach 3 years ago
you sic! LOL! This was funny! I'm sure they felt compelled to testify after they were rebuked and belittled! She know she was out of order, she was only supposed to lead testimony service. "Clap Clap" out of order.
hamb3 3 years ago 4
fuuny
takeda155 3 years ago
Funny video :) Also... do you guys have a very small church or is it your camera? Gosh, looks like you all are in a airplace lol. :)
Mandy7D7 3 years ago
bless u sister
delusion1000 3 years ago
SHE PREACHED A SERMON
jeanetteaw 3 years ago
this is clearly at my old church, omg...this is too funny.....yall are crazy for this
divawitclass 3 years ago
Thats right lady, tell God ALL that he's done for you. No matter what any body says. I Love testimony service because you can know what people have been through and how God has brought them out. Testimony service is not for the person testifying but for others to listen so that they can be reassured that if God brought them out then he can bring you out.
-I dont think that she is crazy I just think that she is on FIRE FOR THE LORD!!!!
-I LOVE IT!!!
ladygjkh 3 years ago
"...his praise shall continually be in my mouth...even when I'm sleep"...ok, so...does it just stay in there until you wake up, then you let it out in the morning? LOL. WOW. Well, praisem sista. lol
tlm010508 3 years ago
"CRACK COCAINE HAD IT!!!"
HAHhaahha, I'm sorry!
Koifish07 3 years ago 2
yeah testimony service is not really me either I am glad it is being taken out of service also it just leaves room for the devil to use whoever to say WHATEVEA! sometimes its okay but most of the time its misused!
beautyjbfnc 3 years ago 3
Testimony service is essential the lives of the saints of God. Yea it can get out of control but it up to the Pastor to watch and pray while testimony service is going on so if an unfamiliar spirit comes in he as the authority to sit them down, trust me ive seen it.
bs25ub 3 years ago
you are absolutely right.
songbyrdgammon 3 years ago
we are overcomed by the words of our testimonies i love it we dont do it sunday morning but sunday night & thats the best servive we shout all night
csneaky 3 years ago
He is good. She had me ready to testify!!! get it sista.
bballt24 3 years ago
yeah you really have to have a balance, i love to give him a woo woo lol..........i think testimony service is helpful, my pastor does it every now and then and them folks testify lol........
sangboi79 3 years ago
you stupid for this one lol.........yeah this is why they cut out testimony service!
sangboi79 3 years ago
lol
mimismith 3 years ago
Praise him sis
NotFearful 3 years ago
Thats why Pastors have taken Testimony out of service!!!
gsharp143 3 years ago 3
Yeah you have to use wisdom when you are standing before the people like that...that will turn the people off. I don't agree however that testimony service should be cut out...it should be a combination of Praise and Worship and Testimony service!
musicclear2 3 years ago
They better give God a Woo-Woo so that lady can sit down! lol...
bbrianblair 3 years ago
i understand where shes comming from, how can people sit down on god?
lachanetta 3 years ago
yes he deserves a woo woo!
ppate08 3 years ago 2
Huh? He keep turning me on and turning me on?
This is the reason why so many churches have removed testimony services out of their worship hour because of ppl like this chick.
Darneloh 3 years ago
u can't give him a woo-woo? HUH?
bnricht 4 years ago 4
man one of many funny episodes in church
ctleach 4 years ago