Grown man eats Hummus

[HummusMan300]

Argh why, whyyyyyyyyyy u steal my entire life?! Oh well, I have better things to do than complain, actually no I don't but who cares?

[KaberianRoyalty]

I heard "Back to Texas!" and I got excited because I live in Texas. Then I realized what you meant and now I'm disappointed. Wheezy, you crushed my dreams.

[etake04]

it's making me dizzy...

[peachesdeity]

why is the hummus yellow =3 please tell me its video quality

[Tannerislegend]

@peachesdeity I KNOW

[MsBroadwayK]

Oh Craig... You're such a slacker. You should be eating that hummus with PITA chips... You're loosing your touch dude. This face: XD

[TheVeggieMonstah]

wheezy, ive come to the conclusion that you are a complete loser. i mean, you just filmed yourself eating hummus in your apartment and posted it on the internet.

[TheMandusa]

@TheVeggieMonstah Well, that's what happens when you become an adult, and have to take care of business. You get bored, and post your boredom on the internet.

[XxgamerdavexX]

@TheVeggieMonstah He gets paid for eating chips and posting it on the internet. I wish I had his job...

[XxbrokensmilesxX1]

I thought that the title said Grown Man Eats Humans....that would've been very scary...

[Myrtlebunny]

I fell for that..... EVERY time XD

I LOL'd

[andraalexlee]

at first i thought it said grown man eats humans

[AlorenNS]

@theolivetree95 I thought the same thing!!

[Pwnzjoomom]

that's a crunchy sounding beard...

[KatenCullen]

I see my dad eat corn chips and hummus all the time :3

[RottenRroses]

What's hummus, something like vegemite?

[jony1710]

@RottenRroses google it. its a Indian dip.

[chetopuffs]

im so hungry

[fiveminutefridays]

Can I just beat you for pronouncing "hummus" like that?

[TheCowFreak]

I kind of want hummus now... and I don't even like hummus.

[songsofherself]

Mannn...now I want some hummus...

[matrix626]

i like hummus.

[nathans115]

I wanted to see a grown man eat hummus!!

[KatyReaL]

No hummus was eaten during the making of this film.

[eatingacookie]

I searched for grown men eating hummus and I got this.... I'm sad now.....

[halfmadhalfinsane]

I didn't know you were a grown man...

Embarrassing

[thefamouskaytay]

HOLY CRAP HOW DID MY COMMENT GET SO MANY LIKES

[stonemonkey999]

Oh, this is so HUMMUrous.

[itsaljustal]

hummus?!?!? What happened to chips and salsa? SELLOUT!!!!

[TurkishD]

Corn chips... and Hummus?

Speaking as a professional Middle-Easterner / Hummus fiend, I am shocked and appalled.

I had expected more from you, Wheezy. Hummus is for Pitas, nothing else (unless.. there aren't any pitas).

[campbelltron]

el ranchero ftw

[mixedveggies528]

Wheezy, you buy the same brand of delicious corn chips that I do. The ones in the green bag. Priceless.

[spottylover2006]

What is hummus? I've never had it.

[TheSolitaryPoet]

@spottylover2006 It's kind of like micro sized noodles. There's no real way to describe it but paste that tastes like verious flavored noodles. It is the best!

[MeenyMcSweeny]

I'm dizzy...or is that just cuz I'm hammered? No seriously, I hit my hand with a hammer and I'm losing blood fast...Opps...now I fainted

[asiarock779]

new. video. NOW.

waiting..

[livinonaprayer802]

Craig, you should eat pita chips and hummus!  It's super delicious. =]

[iamdanicadaisy]

Wheezy! I got a job at an accounting firm a month ago doing reception work. I will totally do your taxes for you. Seriously. Oh wait, I'm in Canada. Will that be a problem?

[Lora2831]

shot glass? hmmm. doing more than taxes there...

[theizzeh]

I will have 2 days to do my taxes once I get home from uni. fml

[MayaPapaya0601]

That hummus was really yellow!

[theolivetree95]

I thought he said "Back to Texas!" I was like "HOW DOES HE KNOW WHERE I LIVE?!"

[martinaisprettygreat]

wheezy, get off your lazy butt and make a new video. Its been 6 days! Taxes are lame.

your taxes can wait.

us beardlovers are more important.

[Shmiefman]

Craig's Neighbor: Why is that man always talking to himself? No one ever goes in or out of his house. And why the hell is there always an eagle flying above my house trying to hurt people?

[worthyofHisblood7]

WHAT?! He got the camera shut off without trouble today?!?! That must be skillful clone.

[Gregerlindstrom]

My life is booring...

[ManusCelerDei]

that didn't look like good hummus...

[l1mewaxer]

Outro of BEARDSLAM!

[eeli1]

I totally just felt like a baby who's dad was playing with him. haha

[phatrobshow]

a better title for this video would be grown hummus eats man

[Tietokone102]

Make sure that eagle pays his taxes too, of and clones too. We don't want 200 Graigs in jail don't we?

[superfox1080]

HUMMUS IS DELICIOUS.

[lolgirl607]

darn it! why am I so cowardly!!! D:

[chuckyfreedomfries]

your beard slam sounds like a grown man eating corn chips and hummus.

[IfOnlyAlice]

Damn. I haven't ever actually seen a grown man eating hummus before... i missed my chance!

[Leftyloveshuskies]

Do you know that the IRS lets you deduct for clones

[JohnnyStigStaff]

I am the only one who read the title as "Grown man eats humans"

[Mechanical1Midget]

LOL. I thought the Title said "Grown Man eats Humans"

[chocomog35]

Wooo Hummus!!!

[mmeeex]

i just discovered that that little circle of dots that appear when the video stops to load, you press your aroow keys and it turns into a little game of snake!!! thumbs up if you knew already! :L haha :D

[LylyCSM2]

@mmeeex Thumbs up if your internet doesn't run at dinosaur speed so you never have had to wait on the video to load anyway! Nah, jk, that sounds pretty entertaining.

[mmeeex]

@LylyCSM2 well most days its lightning fast.but yesterday it was really windy out.

[ThatsBryn]

one person cant handle the hummus!

[Wiseelm1]

Craig... has anyone told you that your a strange chap? Brilliant and a complete legend. But strange

[Mamadhero]

I  waited for a hummus slam...

[mikenoike]

At first I thought the title said 'grown man eats humans.' I was a little weirded out, but clicked anyway.

[omaghman2]

You're very lucky I couldn't see your social security number on your tax form. If I did I could have cloned you. Or worse, I could have been your clone.

[thefamouskaytay]

I thought the title said grown man eats humans.

[basketcasestudios]

@thefamouskaytay so did i

[SmegChris]

@thefamouskaytay So did I!!

[blockemall23]

@thefamouskaytay same here

[caincaincain2]

@thefamouskaytay hahahahaha thats exactly what I thought

[chuyton]

@thefamouskaytay oh...I seriously thought thats what it said till I read that comment

[metalvocalistwanted]

i bet that humus is dank as shit ^_^

[AlanShakles]

I don't think you actually ate it ...

[jcathomas]

I miss you eating salsa... like back in the day of original wheezy lol

[TwentySixCookies]

Right, that's all my socks paired. Back to the accounts!

[DoubleNegativePanda]

@TwentySixCookies Where are your accounts? I've turned them into a smart casual jacket :D

[Skepsis93]

I love it when the taxes are done.

[jazzmacs]

I think that your beards slam got hummus on my screen. how gross!

[KiddsockTV]

At least you got your taxes done.

[stonejones1]

At first I thought it said humans lol.

[Eddeck59]

What is hummus exactly ?

Here in France the word "hummus" translates to soil. I thought i was going to see Craig eat soil, so i'm a little disappointed :[

[KiddsockTV]

@Eddeck59 pureed chickpeas.

[BrokenSouls]

@Eddeck59 Hummus is chickpeas ground up. It's from Israel, I think.

[schokaholik]

@Eddeck59 hummus is not only unsed to describe soil with other words but also stands for a smooth dip made of chickpea (french: pois chiche).

[keerak]

Haha, I'm a student and don't work so I don't have to do taxes =P

[blockemall23]

1 person hates hummus

[LaughOutLoud385]

Is hummus tasty?

[schokaholik]

@LaughOutLoud385 as far as i know it definately is!

[LanaBanana130]

you're cheating on the chips and salsa!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGreenerBean]

I wanted a hummus slam.

[SpecialQue85]

You think they would take a tax sheet that was covered in hummus, corn chips and beard hair?

[ChelseaAnonymous]

But I wanna see a grown man eat corn chips and hummus.... D:

[fejeren81]

MAN! I so wanted to look!

[RooAndHerbs]

Next time i'll look. I promise myself, next time i will look!

[IvarHuisman]

I wanted to look so bad! I WANTED TO LOOK! I DID! SO BAD!! I WANTED TO LOOK SO BAD!! But it didnt happen. I didnt look. Bummercitytown.

[blackflames786]

he is going to make an amazing father! I'm envious of his future child....

[GuydzakFilms]

Whoa, what kind of hummus is that. You should try HOMEMADE IT'S AWESOME

[AzzleSpazzle]

God damnit, how did I look away...AND turn upside down? Wheezy, what did you put in that coffee dude?

[iLikePrograms]

@AzzleSpazzle same here.

[wdm2112]

@AzzleSpazzle

You must have looked away with such vigour you did a front flip that just happened to do a hand stand.

[dompie23]

Wheezy Waito...you're making me hungry!!! Stop it....stop it I tell ya! 

[TekkenRulezz]

@dompie23 Then just look away! I did every time he ate one, I didn't have enough courage to watch

[MrBanankartong]

mmm hummus grlgrlglrlrgrg

[quackdamnu]

You find us a grown man for us and we'll watch him eat hummus. (snap)

[zombiecrumpet]

I actually never have seen a grown man eat corn chips and hummus. Or hummus at all.

... I don't think I've even seen hummus aside from on TV o.o

[rikko338]

You should eat it with Cadbury buttons!!

[Amzizizooza]

However nice it is with doritos, it'll be infinitely nicer with pitta bread!

[kav996]

Not really a fan of these beard slam videos, there kinda crappy and not really funny. I might just stick to what I know and love on the main channel

[VanessaAnn93]

felt like being on a roller-coaster :D

[Randomntn]

I saw you eat chips and salsa. so there

[killerdude23233]

Did you just say "back to Texas beardslam"?! That makes me extremely happy! I live in Texas!! And I can't wait to see you at the Digitour! And I still have about 1.25 hours of footage from your Dallas concert if you want it for future... anything I guess. Look for it on my channel in the near future (easiest way = subscribing maybe? Just sayin'.)

[TheBulletOfIce]

@killerdude23233 He said back to taxes.

[zsnzHD]

but i wanna see the hummus!! D:

[arihal100]

I think this is how Wheezy procrastinates ;)

[NickBermann]

DOUBLE DIP... UNSUBSCRIBED

[iamsofucknzen]

HUNGRY CLONE?!?!?! How did you unlock Craigs iPhone?! TO THE ALAGATOR PIT!!!

[RedVolly]

I'm glad it was hummus and not humans...whew

[alltowner]

I had to sub to this channel yay

[dbearsc]

Love humus here Wheezy especially with fried pita chips.

[lobbiester]

Damn I couldn't handle it :(.. I looked away!

[cesarbattistinim]

I think hummus taste like cave.

[aprilgenet]

your neighbors must think you're crazy. :p

[DuLL212]

Whoops, I accidentally your taxes

[aburnflags]

Chips and hummus?! Hummus?! Past Craig would be so disappointed, and probably give you some salsa since your probably out.

[Tardisntimbits]

I can't imagine how you do taxes when your main source of income is youtube....

[seapsking]

Now I know your SS# and address!!!!

[dalekkiller]

Oh dear lord, not a grown man eating Hummus. That is so evil.

[Toyfarer]

I LOVE Corn Chips and Hummus!!!

[unfocusedfears]

this video is FULL OF FUN! <3 :)

[armadillodude2992]

i think i saw your social security number...... :)

[TheDesGS]

Real men make their own hummus

[agntsmith]

Why, I am a grown man who has eaten corn chips and hummus...

[laceypennies]

Thanks for the mailing address. *wink*

[GreenElixir]

I'm hungry for Hummus now

[jsredrose]

This just made my night.

[LordLethonai]

It is physically impossible for the average human to witness such a sight as a wheezywaiter eating chips and hummus, as proven by modern science. Tankoo wheezy waito foh saving my life!

[lemonice2700]

The hummus is a lie!!!

[BettaScream]

I love hummus!

[rethinkOURreality]

Okay, last one......

Did you get any fishing boat proceeds this past year? :)

[rethinkOURreality]

I understand that taxes > videos in the month of April, though :)

[SaeraLikesTea]

can i just say, you made me laugh while i too was procrastinating... thanks very much :)

and now..

back to speech writing and presentation making :'(

[ThisIsKiki1]

@SaeraLikesTea Good luck with that! Youtube procrastination is sooo much fun--and so devastating to my homework :-P

[SaeraLikesTea]

@ThisIsKiki1 c'est la vie :)

[ThisIsKiki1]

@SaeraLikesTea too true, too true :-)

[rethinkOURreality]

On a serious note, doesn't grown man need to upload a video for his main channel?...well...I guess grown man can do what he wants... :(

[rethinkOURreality]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HUMMUS!

[DharmaScientist]

I'm so glad wheezy shares his craziness with us on a daily basis..

[thhfvr]

I normally wouldn't care whether or not I saw Craig eating chips and humus, but now I want to. Need to, in fact.

[CassesVultus]

Taxes can drive people to some truely weird behavior.

[K3LLYRI0T]

love me some hummus!

[s0584333]

The IRS doesn't care what you do for a living as long as you give them a vast percentage of what you make. If you make videos then you need to send them some of your videos. Bad joke sorry haha booooo

[sarahliette]

You are so cute wheezy waito!

[DRbe4t]

I LOVE HUMMUS!! :) I was going to check my mail and ended up typing hummus...

[erikandfox]

I really hope the IRS is like...so...your job is to make ridiculous videos?

[ctr4vr]

@thebrassmonkey100 ya... but we didn't get to see him eat it...

[recbecec]

sorry to burst your bubble, but I have seen my father eat corn chips and hummus. You lose.

[manicmads]

talk about the eleventh hour craig! anyway, three cheers for getting them done. :-)

[sweety3995OS]

i actually got genuinely upset when you moved that camera away EVERY TIME when you where eating your hummus... damn you wheezy waito! damn you...

[sed8908]

is that a futon in the kitchen?

[Marioofsevenstars]

job description... youtube sensation.

[StatelessDrake]

huh, the hummus our school serves looks like diarrhoea... That hummus actually looked good though

[LARPSC]

wheezy is so late with his taxes!

[kylehulton]

wait, wait, don't go wheezy, whats a taxes, do I have to pay it living in ones beard

[TheLittleZacta]

Why am I so not brave???

[ctr4vr]

I really wanted to see you eat hummus. ;(

[thebrassmonkey100]

@ctr4vr he did

[StrickenGuide]

I always thought Craig with a Wig lived at the table. I now stand corrected.

[mr569JJA]

God my beard had almost stopped growing due to the lack of beard influence. ;(

[MrRonGalvan]

I tried to look Weezy, but you know my attention span too wel-OH LOOK ITS A TABLE! I LOVE TABLES

[ilovepie61]

when i first read this i thought it said "grown man eats humans" but you weren't - you were eating hummus!

[bernardo013]

I glanced at the title too quickly. I thought it said "Grown man eats Humans." That wouldn't be good at all; definitely frowned upon.

[hardworker424]

hummus is good