Ask A Ninja: The Stare - 10.22.10

[pwnage3D69]

AHHH A MINJA

[darkangelzephyron]

holy hell macedonia in a ask a ninja video!!

[Mejrm]

who was the original ninja?

[xxxxxMAGUSxxxxx]

i never hear of this channel soooo i hava i question:

why this ninja talk like some kind of gangster ? O-0

[cthulhlu]

3:49 lol'ed like a lunatic

[kittysaurus111]

22 people lose in staring contests

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

i would've guessed Europe...

[TheSovietStyle]

assassain's gloves are required of all martial arts

[zaric77]

WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW ELABORATELY!!!!!!

[PoliticallyCensored]

any whooter!!  LOL!!

[TheHatterJack]

That damn cat...

[MonsieurPussInBoots]

i acutally lol'd at 2:31 haha

[16smorford31785]

3:45 Hey, that's my school! :D

[darkblade225]

this is the coolest ninja ive evr seen

[Iridetrikes]

i hate this, there are too many clip shows on youtube. unsub'd old stuff is classic tho.

[neoteo98]

you forgot justin bieber!

[Victim2SuJu]

YOU ALWAYS mAKE THE BEST VIDEOOS!!

[tboneonthedobro]

anyhooter....

[clamz94]

why do I always feel like I'm being watched.

[ArnulfoSalgado]

to the whiners: I hope the ninja disposes of you fuckers soon :P

[BBoy2020]

When I say jump, you say "How elaborately?" XD

[Hamlet137475]

i never want to meet that guy playing k-on. never have i saw something so scary.

[Nyxzimus]

What video editing program do you use? I like the whole show, the way it's set up and edited. Very clean looking too. Also i love the Ninja show it is very well acted and written.

[Midgit315]

that was fuc-king epic

:D

[SkylaWestman]

Are any of the various versions of the Phantom of the Opera ninjas?

[starberry2947]

any hooters.....

[LordVatter]

I saw the firecrackers at my school.

[breakmonker]

When the flying f**k did 'Ask a Ninja' become 'ThisWeekinYoutube'. ffs. I want talk of dragon slaying etc

[TheMtbBeginner]

Does ninjas sleep?

[unlimiteddarkzero]

do ninjas lagg?

[mrroboto423]

FU-KING AWESOME!!!

im glad the ninja is doing things other than answering questions.

He's still answering questions but he is not bound by whatever parameters you idiots seem to have placed on him.

[magician2wenty6]

@digitalfilmmaker what happened to the theme song? that was always the bst time to prepare yourself to laugh to a catchy tune

[mrroboto423]

FU-KING AWESOME!!!

im glad the ninja is doing things other than answering questions.

He's still answering questions but he is not bound by whatever parameters you idiots seem to have placed on him.

[awexsome2034]

When I say, "jump"

You say, "How elaborately?"

[MuskOxAreYourFriend]

The cussing ruined it. Really disappointed :'(

[ArnulfoSalgado]

@MuskOxAreYourFriend wuss

[hameltoon09]

lol im form winnipeg and sam katz is a douche

[studioCR2]

1:34

I understand.

[crasherful]

ninja could you kill chuck norris????

[jimmybryght]

2:50 WTF IS THAT!??!??!!

[Pifacedude]

2:20 AtomicTom!

[aaannarose]

When I say jump, you say "how elaborately?"

Brilliant.

[Ilovesummer14]

hahahaha "When I say jump, you say how elaborately!!!!"

[Reapocentrick]

lmao, "any hooters"

[jinxercat2006]

I commented earlier on the first 'The Stare' video about liking the 'original' Ninja shows better. But I have to say, weekly 'The Stare' AND 'Ask a Ninja'... A+, my friend. I love you.

Also, the rent is too damn high.

[KinetsuHyabusa4]

Mr. Ninja, quick question, there's this girl my friend is trying to hook me up with and we've run out of stuff to talk to each other about. I was wondering if there were any tips you could give to a rookie lady killer?

[AFMSB]

Surprisingly the funniest experimentation episode since the reboot. Not quite there yet with some of your old stuff like "How to Kill a Ninja" and "Ninja Omnibus", but it's getting there. Keep it up.

[vanfanel150]

@digitalfilmmaker: I know you might be trying to experiment, but you should do Ask A Ninja, because now you're just becoming another RJW. Don't be like all the other clones. I liked your show because it was original. Looking forward to be killed soon.

[digitalfilmmaker]

@vanfanel150 we do, on Tuesdays. The Stare is on Fridays. We know that Answering questions is our first priority, but the Ninja has got a lot of opinions -- always has and always will, so why not share them.

[XphR]

@digitalfilmmaker Im just glad you guys are back!

[penutwi]

@digitalfilmmaker cause this is barely good and the normal just answering questions thing is always halerious.

[PIII550]

@digitalfilmmaker I admire your ability to spell. And kill. But really, I think spelling well is much more rare than killing well.

[Johnnnybgoode]

@vanfanel150 The ninja totally owns RWJ.....

[mrdrprofessorthorog]

@vanfanel150 i like RWJ and all i have watched all his video but just because he reviews videos doesnt mean that someone is being like him. im sure that someone before RWJ reviewed videos as well. so stop comparing people to RWJ for doing around the same thing

[blasterrifle3]

@mrdrprofessorthorog agreed

[JOman04]

I wonder if F** King Awesome works for King Radical.

[Alexandurs]

I liked RWJ back in the day when like 3 of his videos made me laugh, but that's because the videos he used were funny, not himself, in this case, i love the ninja but the videos arent something i find entertaining myself, i guess the only constructive critizism i can give is: keep it up, you're doing alright.

[sleepyfatmonk]

assassins creed advert on top of ask a ninja, hmm ninja Italian style?

[ATHFTHEONE]

Love the video....don't love the fact that we now have to fear you popping and killing us when, we try to motor boat are women.......-.-

[STMUN]

ninjas can hide in cleavage, didn't know it was possible to fear cleavage

[Tenchirizu]

Ninja, your Ninjaness is only exceeded by your awesomeness..Luv ur show!!! (*^_^*)

[ixdontxlikexyou]

Hey, everybody be nice to the Ninja, at least he's back in full swing and kicking ass left,right and center! And the theme song got kinda repetitive after like...60+ episodes, do you miss it that much?! Happy to see you back Ninja, keep making people smile :) Oh, and just remember...I see you.

[Unicron4ever]

I would totally vote for that cat... BANANA'S RULE!!!

[winnipegtroll01]

WINNIPEG!

[drakengardian]

hobo



[ashthegreat]

I hate this video, Ask a ninja.... Seriously, why have you discarded the amazing old style you had of incredibly original ideas and substituted it with RayWilliamJohnson (no offense to him) type of videos...? I am too bored with this and I hate it as it is nothing more than watching America's funniest home videos... Man take down these crappy videos.

[duhastchris]

@ashthegreat he dos the normal question answering on Tuesdays

[PeanutButterZombie00]

Wait, hang on...Ninja, you're giving advice on getting girls? When was the last time we saw YOU with a lady, man? Somewhere between at no time and never, was it?

(No, seriously, I've been away. Did I miss that episode?)

Oh well, I still love you. In a platonic, ass-kicking way, of course.

[Solarcoreg]

Great video. Once again.

and people need to stop their whining.

[nnu77howz3]

Whats the most painful way to kill someone?

[nnu77howz3]

How was your first date?

[drumadude28]

why are people complaining? THE NINJA IS BACK AND VERY DEADLY! ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN (before he kills you)

[rollstuhlwolf]

The same girls who think you are cool probably think Hot Wheels track building is cool. I look forward to beating you with a plastic track soon.

[darkrift2100]

:O @ jump rope girls

[AnalBobcom]

lol @ the Winter-Text-While-Driving comment

[tirsden]

I'm a girl, age 32, and I thought the Hot Wheels track was pretty damn cool. Oh right, I probably should have been born a guy. But who's counting? xP

[pwn4lifez]

@tirsden thats not hotwheels, thats something called darta, I loved it when I was a kid lol

[Phleg]

I'd vote that cat for mayor of the world anyday :3

[Fluffball176]

I don't like the stare, I'm already subbed to RWJ.

[MaxDorval]

Are they like milking the ask a ninja franchise or somthing?

[KingofKings1885]

I am a Drill Sergeant in the U.S. Army. Is there a Ninja equivalent?

[CloudCereal553]

=\ Meh, the old ones were better...then again back forward I looked forward being killed by you soon

[SuperDavidivan]

OMG MACEDONIA THATS WERE IM FROM !!! ;D

[AlexAfKullavik]

I really like these new vids, comedy and bringing interesting vidclips to your attention.

And ofc the secret killings happening during the entire video

[669ELGUAPO]

lol not sure how to edit but i meant how much wood could a ninja chuck if a ninja could chuck wood.

[669ELGUAPO]

wow these videos produce more crybabies in the comments section than i have ever seen. love the videos ninja keep em coming. hilarious as always wether its the stare or ask a ninja.

also how much could a ninja chuck if a ninja could chuck wood?

[ivandolovic]

Trying too kill chuck norris?

[UserUnfriendly21]

Why kitty like nana?

[zerbo803]

About time a ninja came out and started tellin us all what the f*uck was up!  thank you sir, thank you.

[MouthingWords]

Couldn't any vlogger do this? I'm not sure what it has to do with being a ninja.

[ArmedVegan]

Nice job mixing it up and keeping it fresh ninja. Stagnation is slow death. Thanks for posting!

[geometrololi]

i will have you know i only clicked this because the thumbnail had boobs in it.

[aceofaces10]

I love the ninja

[poutouellet]

I like the original episodes much better. The humor in these new episodes really isn't funny.

[master10999]

that guy talks really fast

[master10999]

that gut talks really fast

[quifred]

I love The stare! I tcould use some more killing though...

[BlankXpresun93]

dude get you r fking theme song back on!!Why not?WHY NOT!!!!

[farhmoha]

This is great!! Glad you made a decision to stick with your new fighting style ninja.

[thatasiankid45]

What happened to the theme song ?????

[RockJoe]

Great episode, I really enjoy watching these alot!!

[Ukraineianduck]

Dear ninja. How can I enter my computer so that I can injure people through the interwebs.

[Torijenova]

Another great episode ^.^

Oh darn, I forgot to hit record =(

[trumilashkat]

That guy playing the guitar.... He's my hero.

[newguy54321]

People should stop complaining ....this is amazingly funny

[conquestvideos]

So, is there some other guy who does "Ask A Samurai?"

[Canada9990]

WinnipegXD

Thats where im at

[PainSensei]

kick to the face!

[tonyz79]

So, I havent watched an episode from this channel is forever, I click, and am greeted with a K-ON! Bass cover.... win

[rossisboss23]

u sound like strongbad from homestar runner u no that right?

[TangyTangoJuice]

i actually like this better than RWJ,

his show is getting old and boring, this is fresh and new.

[urnot4me69]

@TangyTangoJuice Yep.

[1piecemage]

@TangyTangoJuice

this isn't really new...

[kev2594]

I loved this episode. :D

[PixelBrainMush]

That gave me a chuckle, "the love child of Samuel L Jackson and Colonel Sanders"

[LazyEyeProductions64]

that cat is going to murder the dude in his sleep

[frenchfrey65]

omg he watches that rocker cross dressing asian guy too! IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!  HE"S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[devi3n]

anyhooters :D

[fhury78dk]

them song theme song theme song theme song.

[Ninjastormsigma]

ahhh yeah a show just for a ninja to watch

[RinoaHatake]

Should have shown more of the jump rope girls. They're awesome!

[fauxman]

The Stare is like RWJ but with better commentary and better videos! Hiya!

[rstephensonable]

Oh this is so totally TV-14 !!! Naughty Ninja!

[TheSpazzofMuffins]

You need to do an episode where you emerge from between a man's pecks, now. It's only equal.

[monkeyfish978]

what happend to the theme song ???????????

[kungfuedward]

I bet the ninja is killer with the ladies.

[Ch2Diacorda]

@kungfuedward hahahahaha

[darkgo373]

where did the the old ninja go?

[barbaro267]

why the heck is a ninja talking on this subject?

[Kaandorpius]

why do you call yourself A ninja, and the The ninja?

Is there someone more awesome then you?

[AzureNight13]

Did you train the MacManus brothers from the Boondock Saints?...... Come on man! Answer this Ninja God's question!

[Sylar03]

That pussy loves bananas. 

[TheLawliet10]

That poor bum, maybe he should just be asking for CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE?! AH COM'ON HELP A FELLA OUT HERE! (Cudos if you got the reference)

[googin55]

@TheLawliet10 YAH!!! haha I love his vids so much!!

[MegaGootube]

omg k-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Malekhit87]

love it :)

[Delphine945]

Women also like Ninja's too.......But no fake boys trying to be a ninja! Real Ninja's all the way!

[necrid110]

i dont get to eat today....

[bobwatters]

this video is starting to rememind me of ray williams johnson

what happened to just asking a ninja?

[digitalfilmmaker]

@bobwatters That's Tuesdays. Friday is The Stare, certainly on the same planet as RWJ, but a lot more deadly.

[djy5000]

@digitalfilmmaker :D!

[bobwatters]

@digitalfilmmaker kinda just makes the ninja seem like a puss hes more worried about bein funny than killing i think u might wanna watch out so another ninja dosent come up behind him and send him to his ninja death

[digitalfilmmaker]

@bobwatters I'm sorry you've just been killed and replaced with a swarm of Concerns. They are microscopic parasites that prey on intangible fears. Hiya!

[bobwatters]

@digitalfilmmaker hmm how long do those take to kill me? I dont feel anything yet, i think this show has weakened ur ninja skills. There is already a minja on its way to kill you and you know how hard those are to see!

[sargin1]

@bobwatters BURNED!

[Blackxicindian]

@digitalfilmmaker But, im here D:

[MrFoofighter91]

@digitalfilmmaker Well, I love the new Ask A Ninja stuff! Keep it up and please, don't kill me! I could be a mighty fine sidekick! Like the chinese kid from Indiana Jones!

[GeneralZigbar113]

@digitalfilmmaker yes

[kodyrobertson89]

yes theme song!!! i hope you get rly big again! loves Ninja ;}

[gabbacadabra07]

Please bring the theme song back

[silvereagle2061]

Please bring the theme song back

[TheIntenseness]

Hey Winnipeg Shout Out! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GaiashKetoji]

I understand not having the intro with THE STARE but the regular episodes feel empty without it. Did you loose the rights to the song?

[digitalfilmmaker]

@GaiashKetoji The Theme Song Is Resting. We just wanted Intros that kicked as much butt as the song does -- when we have those intros ready they'll be unleashed with a deadly fury only known to Bieber groupies.

[MrSplubbers]

@digitalfilmmaker Couldn't we at least have the theme song until the intros are ready? That was my favourite theme song ever, of all time.

[Hotpocketsrgreat92]

@digitalfilmmaker I love you.

[Hengest07]

@digitalfilmmaker to be honest, i don't miss the ninja theme. as great as it was, like any theme tune, you start tuning it out when you've heard it the hundredth time... tho i DO still find myself singing it!

[bluestallion12]

this video is awesome!

[TheYoooth]

where is the theme song

[FilipKid]

OMG NINjA KNOWS MY HOMETOWN WINNIPEG LOL!!!! I guest he killed someone in wnnipeg and sam katiz is gonna lose js

[ratboy2713]

Ninja: watching the internet so I don't have to

[Kionsuu]

FU-KING AWESOME

[Desinda1987]

2:55 .... xD nice moves .... and sound's, he made.... like a seagull xD

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

F* KING AWESOME!

[knails]

I was litterally speechles when I saw the kitty. Ninja you are the best :3

[jynalovestarantino]

@knails that pussy wanted that banana

[nisebebe]

he amaze me!

[Feonan]

I miss the theme song too.

[Remuko]

@Feonan this

[Feliscar]

@Feonan i do to. All we get now is some stupid wind.

[bowtoyourmaster]

Lucky seventh comment! ...Wait, shit

[Dragoneth]

I miss the theme song. What did you do to it?

[Orange0Monkey]

Omg, any hooter.