Far Cry 2 Realistic Rocket (FAIL)

[shadowforever15]

car: I'm batman

[Nussschnecke10]

DIE!!!!!! Nope....

[Jer1cho91]

it's a LADA you fool...can't be destroyed with that toy

[TheEddshere]

My response when this first happened:

Wait wha- FUCK SHIT FUCKSHIT FUCKING HELL AAAHH I'm alive.

All the other times: Again? ಠ_ಠ

[paulmunoz]

It's a soviet car. They put thicker steel on them during production for some odd reason but the result is a Rocket-proof car. :3 And ghilliebro993322 is probably right, Chuck Norris probably did own that car, too. Or, if he didn't own it, then he has touched the car.

[ThePunisher19925V2]

Wtf is with that car... 

[ghilliebro993322]

i think that was chuck norrises car

[FlaymANorFAN]

Idiotism



[kolinmartz]

um that is why rpgs have a minimum distance it will get deflected if its using an anti tank round and fired closer than 10 ft or something

[SunddenStrike17]

made in Russland =)^^

[sergey98352]

@SunddenStrike17 you mean made in china? im russian and whe do not make bad things

[SunddenStrike17]

@sergey98352 yes i mean it ^^ i dont now why i say it

[wingxerox]

The least realistic part is the car not blowing up

[JENSOLAFKUKK]

omg

[killerkityisbackman]

The last one is a dick rocket

[acdccris]

ahhahaha made in vietnam

[PUNISHERISH211]

made in china.

[b1z2a3]

Beta as fuck

[CSnakeV]

That RPG was Made In China.

[1337RecklessX]

@CSnakeV Nope, that RPG was made in Zimbabwe.

[XxPainIsOnlyAWordxX]

Husband: "Honey wake up! My new Diamond encrusted, titaniam plated complete wreck proof car should be in the 'Acrifa' car storage!"

Wife: -_- "...You put Africa...."

[techrobot100]

0:29 FAIL!!!!!

[lenninfo]

Your Video-Software: Amateur-Cam... :D

[88dragons88]

Every game has a number after it these days.. I miss the 2000's

[TheGrenpa]

@88dragons88 Idiot.

[mimie8888]

@TheGrenpa Go suck a dick you Call of Duty fanboy.

[TheGrenpa]

@mimie8888 lol

[kirielvids]

thats what happens to rpgs somethimes, they fall out instead of being launched and its fucking dangerous, not a fail. the car was indestructable cuz if you destroy it you cannot progress in the tutorial and you would be fucked.

[DeathByEpicness]

once when i was playing far cry i was doing one of those assassination missions and the guy was driving straight at me and i launched a rocket but it spazzed on the ground and when the guy drove over it it exploded.... EPIC explosion :D

[GeneralNutcase]

That spinny thing happened to me once today and I was about to be killed when it detonated and blew an Africans ass all the way to Tunisia

[GeneralNutcase]

That spinny thing happened to me once today and I was about to be killed when it detonated and blew an Africans ass all the way to Tunisia

[Splazable]

Lagg Lagg

[iHitAnElephant]

looked realistic to me?

[WolfPackAttack1911]

thats chuck norris's sons car

[thehedhog33]

lol XD

[rifleman1002]

In fact, thats the most realistic RPG portraded in a game. A PIECE OF SHIT!

[SSGmcrill]

@rifleman1002 ^

This man right here actually knows that RPG's are pieces of shit.

Good job.

[rifleman1002]

@SSGmcrill They are soviet weapons. What do you expect? The best RPGs are right off the assembly line. These are like 30 yrs old.

[SSGmcrill]

@rifleman1002 Hell man, fresh off the assembly line, and you still can't hit shit.

[spiritlight9k]

hate this repetitive game to dead :><

[HaraDayaful]

@spiritlight9k It's only as repetitive as you are.

[spiritlight9k]

@HaraDayaful okay get overit dumbfuck

[HaraDayaful]

@spiritlight9k Hey man, fuck your simple mind too.

[aaarrrjjjaaannn]

why where you trying 2 hit a car while recording?

[MrTex1987]

This is why most need quad-cores for farcry 2.

[MrTex1987]

I Shot my rpg at this dude across this pond..started out straight and hitem square in the chest knocking him on his ass and shot into the air where it arched up and down while me and the AI dude (who regained himself) watched in amazement...then it blew up over our heads igniting the tree where all shit suddenly hit the fan and all his friends showed up hot lead landing all around me I load my last rpg, fire and it falls to the ground skips accross the pond hits the truck engulfing all in fire:)

[HaraDayaful]

@MrTex1987 It's stuff like that that makes Far Cry 2 so fantastic. Nothing is scripted to happen, unlike most singleplayer fps games these days.

[TheEazyXD]

you're fail...its mission

[MyFaceHole]

lol, 0:09 bragging in 2008 about computer specs in annotations. That is so outdated now. Almost by 4 years.

[Umimugo]

@miminights123 and xbox has tons of privacy policy issues, too many updates, you pay 60 extra per year for using your own internet through your xbox and most of all, they put ads in your system, This is why everyone should just convert to PC gaming...

[hotzelda]

Well, think my pc run far cry 2 easy. Spec: AMD Athlon II X4 640 Quad Core, 3.0Ghz, 8 GB Ram, Nvidia GTX 550Ti,

[racerkid6980]

2 things:

1:The car can't die, it's crucial to the story at that point, when you've fixed it, and talked to your boss, then it can die.

2:PS3 is the exact friggen same as Xbox, I have both of them. Nether can compete with a good quality gaming computer.

[fialaalex33]

@racerkid6980 Yes Cars Can Die?

[MrThembones]

Lol, this is very realistic.

If a rocket launcher fails to fire, the rocket will either not shoot incorrectly sending it spinning out of control OR down on the ground spinning out of control.

And rocket can be deflected like this as well.

Who ever made this video needs to go back to playing ultra-realistic CoD with the "magic laser claymores and super beeping symtex grenades that stick"

lol.

[usuckmoron]

@MrThembones Yes the title is called realistic dumbass stop relating everything to cod.

[MrThembones]

@usuckmoron It is verbal irony, saying it is unrealistic.

I was saying how this is, infact, how it would happen.

[usuckmoron]

@MrThembones Really cause you can read his mindREALLY know what hes thinkin.

[MrThembones]

@usuckmoron wha.... what?

[usuckmoron]

@MrThembones LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU SLOWLY AND WITH SMALL WORDS

HE WAS SHOWING OFF HOW REALISTIC THE ROCKETS ARE IN FAR CRY. SO HE NAMED THE VIDEO REALISTIC ROCKET. HE PUT THE FAIL THERE CAUSE THE ROCKET FAILED

[MrThembones]

@usuckmoron No, doesnt seem like it.

[Donut117]

@MrThembones im pretty sure youre trying to be sarcastic here, but i have no idea what youre trying to say.

[MrThembones]

@Donut117 Basically, the process in this video is realistic, and I believe the title is being sarcastic, saying the process is unrealistic.

[CommandoG36]

@MrThembones people like you renew my hope that FPS is not a "dumb man's" game. in fact I'm guessing you've played arma or operation flashpoint. or project reality for bf2 :) good on ya

[MrThembones]

@CommandoG36 I've played Operation Flashpoint, which was good.

[dragonxanimation]

@MrThembones i heard it was horrible what ever i will stick to farcry 2 and PR arma 2

[skinnyvinnie15]

@dragonxanimation its an ok game.... the new operation red river was crap though, i sold it in less then a week for $7...even though i bought it new for $40. but its best to stick with arma 2

[Randall1160]

@dragonxanimation ARMA II with PR is the best C:

[pashka1988]

@MrThembones You obviously don`t know jackshit.

1. If launcher fails to fire, the rocket motor won`t be activated, thus rocket will stay inside barrel.

2. If rocket motor malfunctions, it will fire anyway, thus why during Weapon Control Test you are told to wait for 3 seconds before throwing it away.

Nothing like what you said would happen. And I know my shit, I took RPG-7V and CG M3 WCTs.

[MrThembones]

@pashka1988  And you dont think older RPG launchers functioned in different ways? Are you fucking retarded?

[MrThembones]

@pashka1988 In rarer instances, the motor will still work, and that would still happen. What you said was right, but youre still wrong in thinking those are the only two probabilities.

[MrJochem0125]

you need to repair it because thats is the tutorial 

[Cams1197]

SOOOO, you like Criken2's name dont you? And you want to practicly "steal" it right?

[famas482]

yeh, rpg fails a lot in farcry2

[Neobdragon]

You do know that some cars can be pressurized and be ballistic proof right?

[s0utht0wnjr]

You just got pwned by Mryoto69. I like that name by the way.. at least the numbers. :D

[ITZmattenator]

lol that happened 2 me. it span round on the ground and i thought it disapeared in that moment of confusion it blew just after i figured what it was doin

[Hs93er]

hate when that happens

[batmanhorse]

HAHA your computers shit

[darkyoda1212]

Yeaa really realistic

[mihedas]

you can play fc 2 on ultra high settings and 1920*1080 with a not so good graphics card.

just make shadows off or low

[prestb]

@mihedas Shadows really mess with your performance XD I ALWAYS turn them off on a great graphics game :o

[napalmbom32]

the other rpg explodes

[gruntfire98]

Hes At The Start Of The GAme The Car Is Invincebl

[sidneykylebowman1]

The Carl-G rockets can be controlled if you aim down the sights :D

[kinghitmanlane]

One time I was trying to kill myself and i launched that at the the ground and it started twirling around and bouncing around the room and I yelled oh shit!

[sithhhhhh]

yea thats happened to me like 10 times xD

[GheoHawk]

I hate when RPG7 gets jamed.

[Dutchdragonblade]

@GheoHawk: the RPG-7 can't jam: it can only misfire XD

[0StarShot0]

this might be just a rocket launcher in the game but the graphics are awesome

[huschusser]

probly on infamous mode

[alonestar7]

high no shadows ?

[hodgod2]

you cant blow up the car cuz you need it for the tutorial

and its part of the mission

[conor12231]

That isnt realistic

[17589]

No shit. It's called sarcasm.

[xHiTtHeLiGhTx]

He was talking about the end where the rocket fails to propel.

[stiglit]

well if you shot the ground with grater than a 27% digree the rocket would travel along the ground

[AIVger]

this is only because of the quest...you cant destroy that car...or whats the sense of this vid?

[xFlipStikx]

Lol, wow.. I don't completely know, but my guess is that the game glitched out, and you were actually supposed to be holding the map, and so weren't supposed to cause damage.. I'm just taking a guess, but that's my thought.

[WellsR47]

thats what it is

[Mryoto69]

All of the things in this video can be explained.

1) the car was indestructible because of the fact that you needed to repair it for a tutorial mission.

2) The reason that the rpg, on the last shot, started to just spaz out on the ground is because thats what sometimes happens with and RPG. Its not a state of the art weapon.

[seany150]

but does that actually happen in real life sometimes?

[Mryoto69]

Yes it does, it's not a very accurate weapon and many times it can be set off course by slight things.

[seany150]

jesus that sounds bad...

[Mryoto69]

The thing is that when it works it is very effective. It is a cheap weapon and is easy to create, making it very common as the rocket launcher in poorer armies and terrorist organizations. Now what happened in the video is something that would be extremely uncommon.

[mikitymike]

lol one time i shot someone point blank in the face with an rpg and it just bounced off.

[Mryoto69]

Well that is just a glitch in that game I guess.

Like one time when I started shooting off explosives something really weird happened, almost like when the explosions went off it created a odd gravitational pull.

[cyrexFFXI]

Because that's what the real rpg does, use the gustav or whatever instead.

[mikitymike]

i don't think the real rpg just bounces off a human face from 6 inches away

[superjesse006]

lol, shooting anything with an rpg from 6 inches away sounds like a bad idea.

[bladeinass]

lol

[arthatis]

No, it just rips their head off and keeps going.

It would explode if it hit a wall though.

[mikitymike]

you can't rip people's heads off in far cry 2, but you can in GTA... surprise, surprise...

[arthatis]

Well he said human so I assumed he meant real life. No surprise that you can blow heads off in GTA.

[mikitymike]

why are you talking in 3rd person?

[arthatis]

Because I'm not him.

[mikitymike]

You just did it again!!! I'm the one that said human, so you should be talking in 2nd person not 3rd...

[arthatis]

Oh I thought someone else said it. Not that big of a deal anyway.

[Kielr7]

cool story bro.

[coolsecretagent228]

@Mryoto69 dude shu up your just tying to sound smart so shut the hell up!

[Mryoto69]

@coolsecretagent228 Exactly how was I "trying to sound smart." If I wanted to sound smart I would have quoted an article from some sort of media or something , but I was just stating the obvious. I think you might need to take a chill pill.

[ExcalibursinX]

@Mryoto69 I also think it misfires less if you buy a new one with diamonds but any other RPG is in poor condition an therefore tends to misfire.

[RedSmileyFPS]

@Mryoto69 Finally someone with knowledge and logic. I try explaining all this to my mates but they're like "you're makin that up, you're such a bulls**t artist".

[mkgjg]

@Mryoto69 the rpg got modefied it got 4 like properals like thing so it shot straight

[Cashews442]

@Mryoto69 2.he had the first RPG which is used that means it is more likely to jam or in that case drop missiles instead of propelling them.

[Krismal5]

@Mryoto69 Not EVERYTHING, actually, I'm pretty sure rpg rockets dont just bounce of anything, maybe you cant admit that it's a flaw of the game, but its true, I love far cry 2 but it does have so many flaws.

[Krismal5]

@Mryoto69 im pretty sure in real life rpg shots dont have a flare of light behind them as they spaz out on the ground after shooting the car engine.

but if you meant the games shitty mechanics, then yes. it does.

[SSGmcrill]

@Krismal5 No, RPG's are unreliable. They will 'spaz' out on the ground if they glance off of something, or if the actual rocket gets caught on the barrel.

[connorandcraig123]

Every game is set in africa now this resident evil 5......

[VagMan123]

stop bitching

[Gilgamoosh]

Apparently 2 games count for every game now...

[zackhare90]

@Gilgamoosh what?

[vasilidawog]

Wow i didnt know you could use RPG's to open car doors

[angrygrenade80]

lol.... that last rocket just sat on the ground for like 5 secs.. lol

[eclipse245]

RPG owns, but it's pretty fake lol. RPG projectiles fly extremely fast, not that slow.

[GunnyMongoose]

fix the fucekn car lawlz.

[wjlasloThe2nd]

You can't blow up that car, you're supposed to fix it. Waste of ammo and of my time.

[GenerationDarkness]

waste of comment too

[Jakesta42]

btw, it's technically a grenade. RPG= rocket propelled grenade...hate to be a smartass though, hehe

[Akugagi]

It IS a grenade.

[connorandcraig123]

RPG: Rocket Propeled Grenade he got it wrong =]

[Akugagi]

Just corrected him lol.

[MrThembones]

@Akugagi all rocket launchers shoot RPGs.



[Akugagi]

@MrThembones The point of this comment was? Ty for replying to a 1 year old comment of mine... Of course all rocket launchers fire RPGs, I know that, now what did you want to tell me?

[ryzerz]

how did u get the roket on one of the first levels

[arthaskiller]

There are 5 different spots you can "start" from. You can either escape Pala from one of the 4 exits or you can die and end up somewhere. You can start with mortar, flamethrower and RPG, all depending on which exit you chose in the start.

[Genstafa]

Omfg how do u get da mortar??? Oh, I forgot I got it on my armory already :D But nice 2 know thx alot. I started once at Lumber and once at Fresh Fish.

[LawrenceBarclay]

because its the tutorial mate, the car wont die because you have to fix it... and u wanna cround and use that in the grass, let the backblast start a bush fire

[gungriffen]

Man I remember the first time the RPG did that to me I was like "I got something for you, SUCK ON THIS............OH SHIT RUN AWAY!!!!

[cookieman876]

dude it's the first car it doesn't die

[GameChannel24]

Well buy a better PC or change your settings, it's soooooo laggy well ...

[poliser0]

w8 isnt that the car fot the first mission.

[Snorkelsson]

ps3 owns the sexbox threeshitty

[Genstafa]

I totally agree. Just cuz it has every single action that ps3 has doesn't mean it has got as good actions as ps3.

[MateushBTW]

man u need change details for lower, u have lags

[olklegendary]

i ve had worst...my rocket literally bounced off the car and went flying sumwhere else, cuz of that i died -_-

[lilpudintator]

yeah killzone 2 is THE BEST

[Snorkelsson]

maybe you think so, but everyone else doesent have to...

[xTEHWAFFLESx2]

i love it when the rpg just totally fucks up and hits everything but what you want to

[Sabakunos]

lol

[egorgeg]

I was replying to tiffler07

[eclips23]

Prob misfired

[Yanishewski]

wen u misfire im Far Cry 2 u cant use the gun anymore, just to let u know

[jacobywilhelm]

Yheah you can ... if you fire again it might misfire again ... but if you keep going it works fine

[WecksyRex]

You press the reload button when the gun jams, and you'll unjam it. You can't use the gun anymore only when it explodes. (duh)

[SpartanGIS2]

What the hell happend to the rocket at 0:25?

[tiffler07]

this games too boring........ yea stunnin graphics but boring.

KILLZONE 2 FTW!!!!

[egorgeg]

Fuck you, have you even got it/had it?

[tiffler07]

yes i do have it.... and i still have it