Volvic's FULL Length Old Tyrannosaurus Alan Ad!

[peacocksandwhich]

"Grabs life by the conkers!!!"

[dbzmariofan350]

Jurassic Park in a nutshell.

[SmashieXD]

WIN

[Patchworkdrum]

Hello Tyrannosaurus, Meet Tyrannicide.

[125sonicboom]

This is The US's attempt at creating a Japanese Commercial.

[125sonicboom]

After all the YTPs I just don't hear this commercial the same way.

[Tige9999]

This Ad was just asking for it...

[Forthelemon]

smashtasm

[DarkMario1000]

I was looking fdr Smashtasm's Alan

[BlarkUntVhite]

if i didnt know any better id say this was a youtube poop lool

[RobloxMan241]

Hello Tyrannosouras allen 0:03

[MrNassekarkki]

ok

[XBloodvenganceX]

BREAKFEAST!!!

[carmanino]

@XBloodvenganceX Yes I always wondfered were that was from

[TheSponge278]

What's Conkers?

[Clawzies]

@TheSponge278 I'm not British, so this is just I guess; I'm assuming they're balls.

[HurryHarryNoE]

@Clawzies correct

[goldkirby]

ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!!!

[QwertySkill]

thumbs up for sulfur filtration

[TheNathanNS]

Excellent quality for 240p

[BananaPhoneBanana]

And that's when the sulfur from the volcano seeps into the "filtered" water and is distributed to millions of people :3

[RealGhettoSquirrel]

You won again this time, 280p...

-_-

[NationOfMasturbation]

Pedocano.

[Machazo1997]

Press 2 for Tea.

[Dune1884]

matt berry ftw

[cosmicammity98]

This is better while high

[MichelFP]

keep pressing 3 for "spunk"

[MichelFP]

lol its water

just water

[Jack1998blue]

0.24 pedoface

[jaepeaamazon]

keep pressing 4 for BUY THEM!!!!

[HawaiianYeti]

keep pressing 6...

[55Jack97312250]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to

[just206]

Best advert EVER!!

[mewinmew2]

hello Tyrannosaurus Alan im filling water with "Bombs"(morshu from zelda cdi...thats his name...right?)

[w1nged1]

is matt berry lul

[sundance401]

The guy talking at the end sounds like zarbon from dragon ball z

[newsuperstevebros]

@sundance401 CANNOT UNHEAR

[Letamaru]

MISTAH BOLKEIIINOW!!

[Hobonoob100]

a wild mineral WAHTYUR

[Hobonoob100]

TRY SOME!

[Tiagnas]

Press 1 then 5 then 4 for "Tyranosauras Alan! I'll have you for breakfast BY THE CONKERS!"

[TheDylanJoyce]

Mr. Volcano at Nyan Cat for Breakfast

[Gigdoat]

Whoa.

[peterganna]

pressing 1 - YTP gold

[SMRPGFAN101]

I'd totally watch a sitcom with these two guys. Tyrannosaurus Alan searches for a way to cheat on his hunting safety test while under the watchful eye of George Volcano. That would make for a fantastic episode.

[Predator23321]

press 7 and wait for him to say i'll have you then press 4

[MELONHEAD13B]

From Dust for kids.

[KFblade13373]

Is the voice of the Volcano Douglas Reynholm from IT crowd?

[HaHaHamHammer]

@KFblade13373 YEHSSS

[obiy2k]

@KFblade13373 Yep I think it is the man Matt Berry...he as a brilliant voice!

[Killamakaze]

...YEHS!

[mairo7657]

somone make a video thats 10 minutes of him saying Raaarw.

[cyclejunkie]

press every single number

[cyclejunkie]

Mr. Volcano? (so old)

[CabLuigi]

Hold 3 for a troll face.

[nomadicpenguin1996]

COME ON WORLD I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!!

[andrewad19]

Press 7 for Tyrannosaurus Alan bite Mr. Volcano's hand off.

[whopper1209]

press 6 for RAEP FAIC

[Darkrai1337]

Press 2 for "D! A?"

[Rolex20100]

Press 8 to make tyrannosaurus Alan frighten a small dinosaur shortly.

[BlueeJaay]

Press 5 for "BREAKFAST!"

[Machazo1997]

Press 3 for drugs.

[The11Jacob]

Thumbs if you think the volcano sounds like Bender from Futurama at the end of his sentences (:

[crazybonesarecool22]

30 people got grabbed by the conkers

[rooney62danny]

anyone else noticed its the guy off i.t crowd ? thumbs up!!!!!!

[hewtoi]

@rooney62danny I think everyone that watches the I.T crowd know's it's him... XD

[rooney62danny]

@hewtoi HAHAHA yeah man , such a funny voice this video is just classic

[1991doomsday]

YTP

[ThreeAmigosTV]

Spam 4 for "By the Conkers!"

[ThreeAmigosTV]

Press 5 repeatedly for "Aldar!"

[MrVolcano56]

Have any of you noticed that when Alan starts yelling "come on world" George points at him?

[TheSawndas]

When was this commercial made

[BlackShadowGir]

..that grabs life by the CONKERS!

[WNSCProductions]

0:03 i love this

[savannahdisneygirl]

Hellur trex Allen lol

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

'Allo, world! I'll 'ave you for BREAKFAST!

[Veggie449]

Douglas ;d

[goldenlsheep]

0:25 rape face.

[turkey1605]

Press 4 for "By the conkers"

[boomaga]

Matt Berry confirmed

[CaptnObviouss]

Lol i miss this commercial

[chicoandnibbles]

I really wanna get this so I can drink it!

[BMXBOBO]

the new volvic advert is the voice of fonejacker

[nickgrim1]

for breakfast!!!!!!!

Rahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snakebite142]

Press 8 for D*#% fest

[LalakiProductions]

RANDOM.

[SmegEdmoOn]

The volcano sounds like Douglas Reynholm off of the IT crowd

[omglolomg153]

drinck this woter and then u grab life by the conkers (not somthing i advise lol)but funny ass hell and tip WATER IS WATER EXEPT SMART WATER (its rilly good

[0007joeg]

funny

[smileytamachan14]

Mr. Volcano has handsome volcano rocks that water filters through that creates a wild minneral water that grabs life by the conkers x) i wish i was that awesome :D

[wwe5155]

sounds good. until you drink it and it tastes like water

[03ALED]

This is the only frickin' commercial that I would be willing to watch all day. BEST. COMMERICAL. EVER. XD

[ThisNameIsNotProfane]

Matt Berry has the voice of a god.

[MayerEO]

WATER you doing, Mr. Volcano?

[Azf12]

ORSALAD

[DunnybrusherPartTwo]

BUSY DAY ALAN

[growverybig]

Conkers

[Tomtaylorross]

Oh shit, giles from buffy!

[lefayad1991]

why does the volcano cum violently at the end of the commercial?

[gravygwundud]

@lefayad1991 'cause he fancies the T-Rex!

LOL

[WalkerSoilder]

wtf?

[jepper1245]

Conkers…LOL :P

[tntvideos108]

Tyrannosaurus Allan sounds like Rusty Pete from R&CF:TOD

[cancerfist]

the voice of the volcano sounds like the boss off i.t crowd am i rite?

[mahligros2]

@cancerfist YES YES YES!!!!

[sharkcoy]

@cancerfist yes you are right. his names matt berry

[aeg12p]

I readed: Volvo revive, Am i fun now? :P

[Pokevincent]

I like how Tyrannosaurus alan drinks that water and the volcano does that weird think with his lips.

[Announcerful]

Announcer: Volcano-filtered so superman will-

Lex Luthor: WROOOOONNNGGG!!!!!!

[RobotKing27]

this video just begs to be used in youtube poops

[cyberpolice9000]

by the fucking CONKERS

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

Try some

Trysome

Trisome

Threesome

[tefras14]

If only all ads were so interesting

[frustratedfranklin]

lol 36 seconds = jizz face :)

[renataps2]

MISTER VOLCANO

[HcmJames]

breakfeeeest

[Cerberus091]

grab life by the conkers!

[SnowyHil]

will it blend? that is the quesiton

[GlennMagusHarvey]

29 people weren't hydrated 'til they shouted "COME ON, WORLD, I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!".

[alexwars2]

WARTEAR.

[mrjgleoncama1]

lol the end yes 

[N33DL3R]

I can't watch this without laughing. I've seen one too many youtube poops.

[Colton5]

this is why English children are retarded

[CoolVidsGuy911]

@Colton5 LOL :D

[supersonic71097]

29 people got grabbed by the conkers.

[jkk45]

this has been pooped so many times

[Rockorollo]

you know i might buy some for the hell of it lol these are funny........ also CONKERS!!!! LOL

[kristenburnout1]

Am I the only one who thinks this volcano is scary?

[MoarPretzels4Boiz]

@FredMayX2 English, please.

[whatisbehindu]

0:34 volcanic spasm

[xjod9]

Reminds me of The Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Maybe that's what he meant by "grabs life by the conkers!"

[skylorsjodin]

i watched this so ripped

[Chazbc]

Make by Spock, so it's full of Vulcanicity.

[Telonelemon3]

@Chazbc Comment win.

[apeycamelus]

@Chazbc LOLZ!

[tailsfan13]

@Chazbc That's logical....

[Announcerful]

@tailsfan13 No! it's a football!

[taimak123]

@Chazbc yes.

[SauronBalrogHybrid]

Anyone else think a talking volcano telling you to grab life by the balls is strange?

Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen. Conkers are balls.

[ghidorah5464]

i've seen so many youtube poops of this i forget what the real one sounds like

[IronKnuckleKO]

He came at the end

[IronKnuckleKO]

Grabs life by the "Conkers"...?

WTF are conkers and why is he grabbing them?

[rabidcowcat65]

@IronKnuckleKO Conkers are a type of nut. I'll leave you to the rest.

[jsom0591]

grabs life by the conkers! LOL

[SlyCooper92]

Where are the BIRDS!! ?

[myrandomnoob]

try some!

[JoeyDPro2009]

IT'S MATT BERRY :D

[Daantjuh747]

Come one world I'll have you for breakfaaaast!

Love that :P

[merkur32123]

29 people do not have a TV

[PoeticRamblings]

/This has to be one of the dumbest commercials I have ever seen... I FREAKIN' LOVE IT! xD

[xxalexmonxx]

0:25 = epic peado face

[gbnnn]

captions said "involved in the rocks to create a lot of men who wanted to grab the knife by incompetence"

[domofrogg]

WTF

[Pivoteer24]

P00P

BALLS

[JDOG5Ox5OTv]

GRABS LIFE BY THE COCK!

[N3bu14Gr4y]

These guys had too much fun making the commercial...almost like they KNEW it would be YTP!

[rsspartanz]

at :35 hes having a spasm

[MoarPretzels4Boiz]

I got some Volvic on my trip to Germany. It tasted like water.

[smsteve888]

@MoarPretzels4Boiz ORLY?

[LordLeverette]

@MoarPretzels4Boiz Did you taste the volcanicity of the volcano filtered water? Do you now want to grab life by the conkers?

[MrDanman84]

@MoarPretzels4Boiz it is water

[DallasCharter]

@MoarPretzels4Boiz I tried it in Japan, Shit was SO cash.

[toolbar12423]

@MoarPretzels4Boiz i thought it was some sort of vodka

[happyfeetz1]

C'MON 28 PEOPLE I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST! RAWWRRR!!

[jerzy862]

This video makes life worth living

[UberGooberDude]

I've seen so many YTPs of this I was expecting something to happen differently.

[halodrumzrule004]

TING TING TING TOUCH MY TINY VOLCANO PENIS

[LordIncompetent]

28 people have no taste in water.

[UserRelated]

0:35

[slayer7160]

Thank you, I can now die happy now :D

[CelestialObscurity]

This is fuckin' brilliant, hahahaha

[Emariella]

t-rex' afterlife body is a penguin named private

[xenocide8]

BREAKFEAST

[thedoomsociety]

Yeees

[moonywap]

Lol Douglas is a volcano

[tourettesguyfan12345]

Volcano filtered so it's filled with BOILING LAVA!

George: Yes.

[mafafacorp]

DOUGLAS?

[kittieblue80]

@mafafacorp he probably means Dagless , which is still incorrect. :p