This is getting old already. It's not even funny. Your probably brainwashing people into actually believing there's such thing as an FSM. Which is sad. So many people are gullible and will probably turn it into some crazy cult or religion. Lol.
And to think he was boiled for our sins, what greater sacrifice and love could there be. We are so fortunate to have such a loving creator. Praise the sauce and Ramen to all.
FSM was eaten for our sins and we still do it!!! If you deny it never ever eat him again or the next time it will be poisoned and you will be casted away into the pot of boiling marinara sauce!
@tjinga2u1 No, no...you clearly haven't read your FSM Gospel. It's terribly important!!! He was BOILED, not eaten. And those who die after living a life of rejection or ignorance of the One True Spaghetti Beast will be sent to the Underground Freezer of Doom where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth, an eternity of freezer burns for their unbelief and rejection of "The Inner Pasta Sauce." (It's really sad that I have to add an LOL to this, in case anyone's taking me seriously.)
R'amen. Also, the theory of gravitation is only a THEORY. Intelligent Falling is an alternative scientific theory that needs to be taught in schools. The hand of god (FSM) is directly responsible for all "gravity".
How can people not believe in FSM, look around you, the proof is everywhere! Look at the trees, the sky, how can your life have meaning if you don't believe in FSM? You people clearly miss out on life because of this
throw spaghetti at windows and an FSM flag should do the trick
just like unloading a truck full of kiwi's off a cliff (Page 62 of the gospel of the FSM)
FSM should be introduced as an "Alternative choice" for people who want to believe in something that does not include the "religious" problems we have today in the present
Chris Rodgers of Perth city, Western Australia W.A.
interesting that he mentioned Nazis...Hitler was influence by nationalist writer Heinrich von Treitschke and the biologist Ernst Haeckel, who were both influenced heavily by Darwin...Darwin says this in reference to medicine and asylums "Thus the weak members of civilized society propagate their kind.No one who has attended to the breeding of domestic animals will doubt that this must be highly injurious to the race of man"-The Decent of Man by Charles Darwin
@ambassadorinchainz That was a severe misquote from Ben Stein. He literally cut out sentences in between that quote to make it sound like Darwin was favoring the elimination of weak members in society. The parts he omitted included talking about how helping the less fortunate in our society is a natural and noble instinct in humans. He was also talking about how evolution is not just about survival, but reproduction as well (i.e. an insane/ill person won't have as many kids as a healthy person).
Darwin does say that "the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace, the savage races throughout the world". Of course he favors the extermination of the "weak" in society because that is completely consistent with his philosophy of natural selection. He also spoke of how the "negro" is closer to the ape...come on
@ambassadorinchainz Darwin didn't say he wanted the savage races to be exterminated. He was only making an observation based on European imperialism and the destruction and dominance over indigenous populations, didn't say anything about supporting it. Negro was not a bad word back then. Comparing negros to apes, that I admit does sound a bit racist. But keep in mind that in 1800s nearly everyone thought other ethnicities aren't even equal to white people, or even considered humans...
@ambassadorinchainz ...but as a side note, the first humans were in fact, black. All subsequent ethnicities like whites, asians, etc. were derived from mutations.
@ambassadorinchainz (Too much hassle retyping capslock, omitted lines are in brackets) "We civilized men, on the other hand, do our utmost to check the process of elimination. We build asylums for the imbecile, the maimed and the sick; [we institute poor-laws; and our medical men exert their utmost skill to save the life of every one to the last moment. There is reason to believe that vaccination has preserved thousands, who from a weak constitution would formerly have succumbed to small-pox.]"
@ambassadorinchainz Stein completely neglected the next paragraph: "The aid which we feel impelled to give to the helpless is mainly an incidental result of the instinct of sympathy, which was originally acquired as part of the social instincts, but subsequently rendered, in the manner previously indicated, more tender and more widely diffused. Nor could we check our sympathy, even at the urging of hard reason, without deterioration in the noblest part of our nature."
@ambassadorinchainz "...but there appears to be at least one check in steady action, namely the weaker and inferior members of society not marrying so freely as the sound; and this check might be indefinitely increased, though this is more to be hoped for than expected, by the weak in body or mind refraining from marriage."
@ambassadorinchainz ...is because sexual selection is keeping poor traits at a minimum. It is fact that constantly bed-ridden people, inherently insane people, etc. probably won't be able to find a spouse quite as easily as a physically fit, disease-resistant, healthy human being.
@ambassadorinchainz ...so it doesn't matter if Darwin proposed his ideas or not. Hitler would've still carried out his plans with the same basic idea. Germany's racism was more inspired by Christianity than anything else. They were mostly catholics and hence had a sense of antisemitism. The Bible does support genocide as well as killing of homosexuals (which Nazis did). Even the concept of the aryan race involved being favored by God.
I dare you to find God "supporting the killing of homosexuals in the Bible".And I know what verses you will use for supporting the killing of groups of people.The Bible is a unified text of God redeeming creation.God is righteous people are sinful and deserving of wrath.Hitler worked out of an atheist worldview where people were no more than animals (concentration camps). As far as aryan concepts what is the supermen of nietzshe or the survival of the fittest?
@ambassadorinchainz "If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." Leviticus 20:13. Second, are you really that ignorant? Do you seriously think that everyone was all nice and loving until atheism showed up? Christians have been banishing or massacring jews since the middle ages. They did not even consider them to be human. The unjust hate towards homosexuals and jews are rooted in Christianity.
@ambassadorinchainz The aryan concept is that they are the superior chosen race of God and that they should eliminate the inferior races. The Christian view is that they are the chosen people of God who must convert others. The evolutionary view is that there is no clear-cut superiority between races, as it depends on environmental conditions. The atheistic view is that there is no God, therefore there are no favorites, we're just all people.
@ambassadorinchainz Survival of the fittest is the most commonly misinterpreted phrase. Fitness in evolutionary terms simply means being able to produce more offspring. There's nothing that suggests direct elimination of competitors. Darwin only proposed natural selection, meaning nature's environmental factors can affect breeding. Eugenics is considered artificial selection and has been around and known even before Christ.
@ambassadorinchainz People have long since known that we can control traits (including ethnic traits) by controlling reproduction. This idea was first spread by the greeks in 400 BC, and long before that, we already figured out the power of manipulating breeding. The only ground breaking thing that Darwin proposed was that nature was capable of controlling breeding as well, through environmental pressures. The concept of human intervention to breed better stocks of humans already existed prior.
Is it moral though? Who are you to say that any trait is better than the other? What does it mean to be human if all we care about is making super humans. What about love and beauty? Thanks to Darwin, society was able to continue its journey to make humans nothing more than animals.
@ambassadorinchainz In a sense, yes it is moral. We want future generations to be healthier, smarter and stronger. Of course it really depends on the method you use. Genocide is obviously incorrect. Control of reproduction is the best method, but like Darwin suggested, if we simple ignore it, reproductive selection will still passively take care of it without any human intervention.
@ambassadorinchainz And it really depends on your views. The thing I find about heavily religious people is that they look down upon animals. Because of evolution, I see all forms of life as, regardless of animal or human, as unique, precious and connected. Is it bad to be an animal? A lot of animals are just as caring for their young. Many are loyal like dogs. Intelligent like apes. Capable of speech like dolphins. Animals don't cause wars, genocide or murder.
@ambassadorinchainz According to evolution, there is no such thing as having better traits. It all depends on the environment. Sickle-celled-anemia is typically bad for example. But if you're in a place with lots of malaria, then it gives you a resistance to it. If you have white skin, you're better adapted to places with less sunlight, if you have black skin you're more resistant to intense sunlight. Both have strengths and weaknesses, neither is simply better.
@ambassadorinchainz So the correct understanding of evolution wouldn't result in racial bigotry. It would actually make people realize that there is not much difference between us and things like skin color and such aren't that important. Some traits might be better suited in certain situations than others, but there is no all-around superior trait/ethnicity. Our common ancestry creates a stronger bond between us and nature because according to evolution, we're all one big family.
@ambassadorinchainz Also Darwin's quote that Ben Stein "accidentally" left out was as follows (parts he omitted are in capslock: "With savages, the weak in body or mind are soon eliminated; AND THOSE THAT SURVIVE COMMONLY EXHIBIT A VIGOROUS STATE OF HEALTH" Again, he is making an observation that in places with no social order or the desire to help one another, natural selection takes place and people with horrible immune system, weaker bones, etc. aren't going to survive as well. That's a fact.
@ambassadorinchainz ...so again, he is not suggesting we round up weak people and put them elsewhere/kill them. He makes the statement that in more developed countries, society does more to help one another and that we work hard to save lives of the less fortunate.
@ambassadorinchainz "The surgeon may harden himself whilst performing an operation, for he knows that he is acting for the good of his patient; but if we were intentionally to neglect the weak and helpless, it could only be for a contingent benefit, with an overwhelming present evil. Hence we must bear without complaining the undoubtedly bad effects of the weak surviving and propagating their kind..."
@ambassadorinchainz So what this paragraph is saying is that if we neglect helping the weaker people in our society, then that would cruel and evil. But he also brings up the valid point of wouldn't their natural illnesses end up propagating in the human race? Because we certainly wouldn't want poor immune systems, mental disorders, frail bodies and such to dominate the next generation. So what he says is that the reason we aren't like that even though we help others of our kind survive...
@ambassadorinchainz Also, the idea of exterminating a particular ethnicity has been around way before the idea of evolution because it's long been known that ethnic traits is inheritable. I'm certain that hundred of years before Darwin, people already figured out that white people can only create more white people, blacks can only make more black babies, etc. I'm also sure that someone back then figured out that killing off the entire population would end the lineage of that particular ethnicity
The first tree, was it a willow tree? The tree closest in appearance to the FSM? Does it hold the favor of the FSM? I shall don my pirate garb and think on this while safely sailing the open seas as a kind and helpful wayfarer that pirates were.
He is the Noodly manipulator of earthly reality.... He is the Alpha and Omega.... There is no hangover he couldn't cure and no beefy sauce he couldn't 'rustle up'.
You Pastafarians make me sick! How dare you to mock the real god that loves and created you?! Now let me ask you one question: Do you actually belive this shit? I hope you'll find the path to god soon, meanwhile I'll pray for your souls! -> Dear invisible pink unicorn....
@BeakyRed "I don't insult atheists as long as they don't insult me."
Actually, you do. You're a member of a club of people that demonizes atheists. What you're objecting to is that the atheists don't sit still and take the absurd and hostile claims of your club. You can't honestly feel surprised that the people you spread lies about feel the need to both defend themselves and prove that you're lying.
@grahamhg no, creationist insult us all. It's like they pulled a crackpot idea like ID out of their ass and asked us to take a big whiff after plainly seeing from where it originated. Then to add further offense, many ask that we not only take their god at face value or worse fallacy value, but be his personal chamber pot. Brown nosing ourselves into acceptance. Some even ask us to believe a zombie will come back, mean while we feast on his flesh and drink his blood. It's madness.
As both an atheist and a physicist I do not feel at all threatened by this film and neither do my collegues. I think people should see this film and judge for themselves. I personally find it highly improbable that the FSM brings about the effects of gravity, by means of his noodly appendage or otherwise. But I cant see the harm in encouraging a wider debate. Lets bring it on!
Sing to Bob Marley's Redemption Song: " All pirates eat spaghetti...sometimes with a knife and fork.......please sprinkle me plate with parmesan....and a little garlic...... Sometimes my taste buds feel strong... with the help of some hot sauce..... My tongue quivers with anticipation....triumphantly..... Won't you help me sing...these songs of pasta..... I twirl it on my fork.....Spaghetti song......Spaghetti song."
The FSM is delicous with meatballs and sauce. May his noodely appendig touch you. This guy is wacked. I would question his credentials. There is no intellagent design. These guys are in Canada not America.
@SaviorTOP Are you crazy? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is our god. Neigh, he is our savior. He created the mountains, the trees, the midgets, and the noodles. Without him we would be thrown into a Sauceopocolypse. Meatballs would fall from the sky. Noodles would slap us in the faces. Tomato sauce would drown our children. The FSM is our everything.
@SaviorTOP why? Of course we're serious. Christianity has several glaring holes in it, where the great FSM does not. Christians claim that GOD, SON and HOLY GHOST are three in one, which seems impossible. But there is only ONE FSM. Don't you question Catholics who spend money on churches rather than the poor. FSM is better than that.
Always remember "I'd really rather you didn't build multi-million-dollar shrines to my noodly goodness-the money could be better spent"
@kitelooperrr LOL i'm not mocking anyone or anything, but if you worship FSM your kinda not seeing the purpose of FSM. i bet you just think FSM is funny thats why you go around saying you belive in FSM and saying "Ramen". your obviously the joke that people mock about this FSM theory because of your lack of understanding.
@BeakyRed Catholics believe in Christ and the New Testament. They are Christians. Whether or not you believe them to be doing it the correct way is irrelevant.
@VideoHunter13 Catholicism is a type of christianity. christianity has many different views like orthodox baptists lutherans protestants and stuff, but not all christians should be judged on the catholic faith because its not even. im not saying anything bad about catholicism, but its just like basing our entire species on one race
@BeakyRed I wasn't saying that Catholicism wasn't part of Christianity, that was you. While it's true Catholicism shouldn't be representative of the other branches of christianity, there aren't that many differences and they are all religions, therefore they all are susceptible to irrational actions due to religious superstition.
I just love how the promoters of ID keep calling it, "Darwinism," and not the "Darwinian Theory of Evolution," as if we all worship Darwin or something... religion is weird... thank goodness for the FSM!!! After all... there is actually a fairly clear boundary between science and religion. The boundary that IS blurred is that between science and philosophy. Great video!!!
Ramen. I preach on behalf of the FSM and all of his noodley appendage.i enquire new people every week at my local mall. i get fined 50 dollars almost every time. what is happening to america? the laand of the free and the home of the catholics is more like it.
I used to doubt the Flying Spaghetti Monster because it was supposed to have more noodly appendages than all the atoms in the universe. "Impossible", I thought. Then I realized that it was invisible so it can have as many appendages as it wants to have.
people try to disprove the FSM with logic and empirical evidence based on this reality and the 4 dimensions we know but they don't understand that the FSM lives beyond this reality, he is not affected by time like we are and any attempt to disprove him based on this reality is futile. May the FSM pardon you for you arrogant denial mistake, know my Saucy Lord that they know not what they are doing, so please pardon them, they are fools
This is true, but we can see evidence of his existence through his influence on humanity. There is much in human behavior and much in the natural world that fits a very specific patttern. This pattern seems to contradict the way humans should logically behave if evolution were true.
pastfarianism, was created by a guy who got pissed off when all the ignorant religious people were campaigning to have intelligent design taught in science class, so he sent a letter to the cansas board of education teliing them about pastafarianism, saying that the are dozens of diffetent ideas about intelligent design and that if they teach their theories what about mine? why is my reigion any less important? it's a parodic religion, a political statement, and a damn good one at that. go fsm!
pastfarianism, was created by a guy who got pissed off when all the ignorant religious people were campaigning to have intelligent design taught in science class, so he sent a letter to the cansas board of education teliing them about pastafarianism, saying that the are dozens of diffetent ideas about intelligent design and that if they teach their theories what about mine? why is my reigion any less important? it's a parodic religion, a political statement, and a damn good one at that. go fsm!
@yorkyhunt Dear Mr yorkyhunt (if that is your real name.), HOW DARE YOU MOCK HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!! The only god IS the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Captain Mosey is his prophet. Luckily FSM is a forgiving deity and will continue holding you down, but please rethink your blasphemous ways before it is too late. May his oregano and basil blessings be upon you.
@yorkyhunt The Flying Spaghetti Monster will not be angered by your views. He loves all beings, May your heavenly Beer-cano be frothy, and your stripper factory strippers be juicy. Noodleronomy 4:19.
@Timmehbob Ehh... I never said i hated the almighty FSM. I just said that he was created as a mock of religious people... Gah... I'm a pastafarian... Jesus.
Eu sou brasileiro, toda a minha vida eu era um cristão pobre e solitário, mas agora eu realmente Acredite no que é real para mim, no que faz sentido e onde tiro minha fé, o MSV é o único Senhor que traz felicidade para mim e para o mundo
I am Brazilian, my whole life I was a Christian poor and lonely, but now I really believe in what is real to me, what makes sense and where I get my faith, the FSM is one Lord who brings happiness to me and to the world
Flour, eggs, water and salt does not create pasta. The Flying Spag Monster created those ingredients so all ye Pastafarians may faithfully worship his noodley appendages.
Now, look, the His/Her Noodleness The Flying Spaghetti Monster flies! Like any other misinterpreted creator gods, surely Flying Spaghetti Monster has the power over anti-gravity, while bind all of His/Her creatures with gravity. That's what creator does, keeps the best for Him/Herself and throws away anything awful, such as disaster, death, for free. No doubt about Pastafarian Theory of Gravity.
i have been touched by his apendage. i see him everyday, he is offered as one of two meal choices in our school lunch. about 50% of our school acknowledges him as a meal everyday. i do not believe this has anything to do with our school being 95% asian.
Ramen, my brother! I want to communicate you, the Great Pasta is actually universal! I am from Brazil, and I have noticed, HIS apendage have touched very germans too, as I could see in youtube! The beers and strippers from Great Past be with us, and that Great Past be with us giving us energy not only on Sundays, but in all days ! Ramen!
This is gold.
ZealousAnubis 1 month ago
He boiled for your sins!
eorldian 1 month ago
All hail his holy noodleness
podoau 3 months ago
This is getting old already. It's not even funny. Your probably brainwashing people into actually believing there's such thing as an FSM. Which is sad. So many people are gullible and will probably turn it into some crazy cult or religion. Lol.
ZozoTheOuijaDemon 3 months ago 2
@ZozoTheOuijaDemon
Hehehe i see what you did there, and i approve of it
xcwexdammage 3 months ago
That guy said it it's like all gods credibility none
Joey44J 3 months ago
Pirates suck! Ninjas and Samurais eat that for breakfast lunch and dinner sorry!
AquaXranoX 3 months ago
@AquaXranoX Ninjas and Samurais are gay. They even dress as drag queens! At least pirates have some epicness!
DKDamilos 3 weeks ago
@DKDamilos i prefer speed as an element >_>
AquaXranoX 3 weeks ago
@AquaXranoX Then be aware for speeding tickets!
DKDamilos 3 weeks ago
@DKDamilos ...what kind of a ninja gets speeding tickets lol
AquaXranoX 3 weeks ago
@AquaXranoX Dude ninjas always got tickets, that's why they cover their faces - you know nothing of African history.
DKDamilos 3 weeks ago
@DKDamilos lololol so THATS why! lmao
AquaXranoX 3 weeks ago
@AquaXranoX Ofc that's why! You can't make this shit up!
DKDamilos 3 weeks ago
Behold the reveled word in the loose cannon
KynMites 4 months ago
@KynMites It's the "Loose Canon", not "cannon". It's a pun on the word "cannon" as in weapon and "canon" as in sacred belief.
NumbFlynn 2 months ago
Praise the FSM or else...!
xyoop 4 months ago
It's real, read the cook book. In the name of the noodle, the sauce, and the meat balls R'amen.
onsenfoudunomful 4 months ago
rAmen
TheMarkk116 4 months ago
so did the FSM send the Great Pumpkin into the world as his messiah? Or is Pastafarianism a monotheistic religion?
ReviewCam 5 months ago
@ReviewCam Don't be confused by 3-1 religions or false prophets, there is only one true Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen.
gregrutz 5 months ago
@ReviewCam we have only one God
in the name of noodles, meatballs and the sauce
may his noodly appendage touch you
marfg12345 5 months ago
Remember that no one has EVER proved that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist.
mikefromwa 5 months ago 28
He boiled for our sins. R'amen to all of you, and i hope all you non-believers are touched by his noodly appendage.
mtjpb001 5 months ago 3
R'amen
vmorgun 6 months ago
And to think he was boiled for our sins, what greater sacrifice and love could there be. We are so fortunate to have such a loving creator. Praise the sauce and Ramen to all.
Nobullporfavor 6 months ago 2
holy fuck, I cant tell this from any other religios wacko. If you simply swtiched FSM with god I would not hear or notice any difference. SCARY
gulbirk 6 months ago
FSM was eaten for our sins and we still do it!!! If you deny it never ever eat him again or the next time it will be poisoned and you will be casted away into the pot of boiling marinara sauce!
tjinga2u1 7 months ago
@tjinga2u1 No, no...you clearly haven't read your FSM Gospel. It's terribly important!!! He was BOILED, not eaten. And those who die after living a life of rejection or ignorance of the One True Spaghetti Beast will be sent to the Underground Freezer of Doom where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth, an eternity of freezer burns for their unbelief and rejection of "The Inner Pasta Sauce." (It's really sad that I have to add an LOL to this, in case anyone's taking me seriously.)
IDoNotBlameYou 7 months ago
@IDoNotBlameYou
yes he was boiled but if you do not believe in FSM you are going to hell where beer is stale and strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.
Ramen
PanORotta 6 months ago 2
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
Awesome vid. Thanks for making it. R'amen!
Adnaana 8 months ago
Ramen
ywsxedc 8 months ago 3
RAmen .
TheChemicMedic 9 months ago
Try search the THE OLD PATH of Bro Eliseo Soriano and you may know who is God
pogsx69x 9 months ago
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people who believe in FSM are stupid
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen....................
pogsx69x 9 months ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen...................
pogsx69x 9 months ago
R'amen. Also, the theory of gravitation is only a THEORY. Intelligent Falling is an alternative scientific theory that needs to be taught in schools. The hand of god (FSM) is directly responsible for all "gravity".
Teach the controversy.
Intelligent Falling
TheCycadsAreAudible 9 months ago
May his noodly appendage touch your heart and soul as he has mine. In his name i pray, Ramen.
TheQtip1581 9 months ago
Epic!
FangFiftyFive 9 months ago
That's perfect.
RaggedM88 9 months ago
How can people not believe in FSM, look around you, the proof is everywhere! Look at the trees, the sky, how can your life have meaning if you don't believe in FSM? You people clearly miss out on life because of this
2CSST2 9 months ago
PROOF that FSM is real.
Go to google earth and switch it to sky view.
type in these coordinates: 5h 53m 27s,-6 10' 58
remarkable how our creator is in plain sight.
Ramen
imkaneforever 9 months ago
What's this world coming to?
People are denying the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
uriituw 10 months ago 78
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throw spaghetti at windows and an FSM flag should do the trick
just like unloading a truck full of kiwi's off a cliff (Page 62 of the gospel of the FSM)
FSM should be introduced as an "Alternative choice" for people who want to believe in something that does not include the "religious" problems we have today in the present
Chris Rodgers of Perth city, Western Australia W.A.
Thumbs up if my post was touching :)
RAmen to the followers of our creator
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XAnImEzLoVeRX 10 months ago
48 people are risking being boiled alive for all of eternity!
Turn to His noodly appendages before it's too late! You don't know what tomorrow will bring. Reeeeepennnnt!
Ramen.
Pernic10us 11 months ago
interesting that he mentioned Nazis...Hitler was influence by nationalist writer Heinrich von Treitschke and the biologist Ernst Haeckel, who were both influenced heavily by Darwin...Darwin says this in reference to medicine and asylums "Thus the weak members of civilized society propagate their kind.No one who has attended to the breeding of domestic animals will doubt that this must be highly injurious to the race of man"-The Decent of Man by Charles Darwin
ambassadorinchainz 1 year ago
@ambassadorinchainz That was a severe misquote from Ben Stein. He literally cut out sentences in between that quote to make it sound like Darwin was favoring the elimination of weak members in society. The parts he omitted included talking about how helping the less fortunate in our society is a natural and noble instinct in humans. He was also talking about how evolution is not just about survival, but reproduction as well (i.e. an insane/ill person won't have as many kids as a healthy person).
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
Darwin does say that "the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace, the savage races throughout the world". Of course he favors the extermination of the "weak" in society because that is completely consistent with his philosophy of natural selection. He also spoke of how the "negro" is closer to the ape...come on
ambassadorinchainz 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz Darwin didn't say he wanted the savage races to be exterminated. He was only making an observation based on European imperialism and the destruction and dominance over indigenous populations, didn't say anything about supporting it. Negro was not a bad word back then. Comparing negros to apes, that I admit does sound a bit racist. But keep in mind that in 1800s nearly everyone thought other ethnicities aren't even equal to white people, or even considered humans...
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz ...but as a side note, the first humans were in fact, black. All subsequent ethnicities like whites, asians, etc. were derived from mutations.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz (Too much hassle retyping capslock, omitted lines are in brackets) "We civilized men, on the other hand, do our utmost to check the process of elimination. We build asylums for the imbecile, the maimed and the sick; [we institute poor-laws; and our medical men exert their utmost skill to save the life of every one to the last moment. There is reason to believe that vaccination has preserved thousands, who from a weak constitution would formerly have succumbed to small-pox.]"
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz Stein completely neglected the next paragraph: "The aid which we feel impelled to give to the helpless is mainly an incidental result of the instinct of sympathy, which was originally acquired as part of the social instincts, but subsequently rendered, in the manner previously indicated, more tender and more widely diffused. Nor could we check our sympathy, even at the urging of hard reason, without deterioration in the noblest part of our nature."
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz "...but there appears to be at least one check in steady action, namely the weaker and inferior members of society not marrying so freely as the sound; and this check might be indefinitely increased, though this is more to be hoped for than expected, by the weak in body or mind refraining from marriage."
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz ...is because sexual selection is keeping poor traits at a minimum. It is fact that constantly bed-ridden people, inherently insane people, etc. probably won't be able to find a spouse quite as easily as a physically fit, disease-resistant, healthy human being.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz ...so it doesn't matter if Darwin proposed his ideas or not. Hitler would've still carried out his plans with the same basic idea. Germany's racism was more inspired by Christianity than anything else. They were mostly catholics and hence had a sense of antisemitism. The Bible does support genocide as well as killing of homosexuals (which Nazis did). Even the concept of the aryan race involved being favored by God.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
I dare you to find God "supporting the killing of homosexuals in the Bible".And I know what verses you will use for supporting the killing of groups of people.The Bible is a unified text of God redeeming creation.God is righteous people are sinful and deserving of wrath.Hitler worked out of an atheist worldview where people were no more than animals (concentration camps). As far as aryan concepts what is the supermen of nietzshe or the survival of the fittest?
ambassadorinchainz 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz "If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." Leviticus 20:13. Second, are you really that ignorant? Do you seriously think that everyone was all nice and loving until atheism showed up? Christians have been banishing or massacring jews since the middle ages. They did not even consider them to be human. The unjust hate towards homosexuals and jews are rooted in Christianity.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@VideoHunter13 Jesus was a Jew...
BeakyRed 10 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz The aryan concept is that they are the superior chosen race of God and that they should eliminate the inferior races. The Christian view is that they are the chosen people of God who must convert others. The evolutionary view is that there is no clear-cut superiority between races, as it depends on environmental conditions. The atheistic view is that there is no God, therefore there are no favorites, we're just all people.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz Survival of the fittest is the most commonly misinterpreted phrase. Fitness in evolutionary terms simply means being able to produce more offspring. There's nothing that suggests direct elimination of competitors. Darwin only proposed natural selection, meaning nature's environmental factors can affect breeding. Eugenics is considered artificial selection and has been around and known even before Christ.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz People have long since known that we can control traits (including ethnic traits) by controlling reproduction. This idea was first spread by the greeks in 400 BC, and long before that, we already figured out the power of manipulating breeding. The only ground breaking thing that Darwin proposed was that nature was capable of controlling breeding as well, through environmental pressures. The concept of human intervention to breed better stocks of humans already existed prior.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
Is it moral though? Who are you to say that any trait is better than the other? What does it mean to be human if all we care about is making super humans. What about love and beauty? Thanks to Darwin, society was able to continue its journey to make humans nothing more than animals.
ambassadorinchainz 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz In a sense, yes it is moral. We want future generations to be healthier, smarter and stronger. Of course it really depends on the method you use. Genocide is obviously incorrect. Control of reproduction is the best method, but like Darwin suggested, if we simple ignore it, reproductive selection will still passively take care of it without any human intervention.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz And it really depends on your views. The thing I find about heavily religious people is that they look down upon animals. Because of evolution, I see all forms of life as, regardless of animal or human, as unique, precious and connected. Is it bad to be an animal? A lot of animals are just as caring for their young. Many are loyal like dogs. Intelligent like apes. Capable of speech like dolphins. Animals don't cause wars, genocide or murder.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz According to evolution, there is no such thing as having better traits. It all depends on the environment. Sickle-celled-anemia is typically bad for example. But if you're in a place with lots of malaria, then it gives you a resistance to it. If you have white skin, you're better adapted to places with less sunlight, if you have black skin you're more resistant to intense sunlight. Both have strengths and weaknesses, neither is simply better.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz So the correct understanding of evolution wouldn't result in racial bigotry. It would actually make people realize that there is not much difference between us and things like skin color and such aren't that important. Some traits might be better suited in certain situations than others, but there is no all-around superior trait/ethnicity. Our common ancestry creates a stronger bond between us and nature because according to evolution, we're all one big family.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz Also Darwin's quote that Ben Stein "accidentally" left out was as follows (parts he omitted are in capslock: "With savages, the weak in body or mind are soon eliminated; AND THOSE THAT SURVIVE COMMONLY EXHIBIT A VIGOROUS STATE OF HEALTH" Again, he is making an observation that in places with no social order or the desire to help one another, natural selection takes place and people with horrible immune system, weaker bones, etc. aren't going to survive as well. That's a fact.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz ...so again, he is not suggesting we round up weak people and put them elsewhere/kill them. He makes the statement that in more developed countries, society does more to help one another and that we work hard to save lives of the less fortunate.
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz "The surgeon may harden himself whilst performing an operation, for he knows that he is acting for the good of his patient; but if we were intentionally to neglect the weak and helpless, it could only be for a contingent benefit, with an overwhelming present evil. Hence we must bear without complaining the undoubtedly bad effects of the weak surviving and propagating their kind..."
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz So what this paragraph is saying is that if we neglect helping the weaker people in our society, then that would cruel and evil. But he also brings up the valid point of wouldn't their natural illnesses end up propagating in the human race? Because we certainly wouldn't want poor immune systems, mental disorders, frail bodies and such to dominate the next generation. So what he says is that the reason we aren't like that even though we help others of our kind survive...
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
@ambassadorinchainz Also, the idea of exterminating a particular ethnicity has been around way before the idea of evolution because it's long been known that ethnic traits is inheritable. I'm certain that hundred of years before Darwin, people already figured out that white people can only create more white people, blacks can only make more black babies, etc. I'm also sure that someone back then figured out that killing off the entire population would end the lineage of that particular ethnicity
VideoHunter13 11 months ago
The first tree, was it a willow tree? The tree closest in appearance to the FSM? Does it hold the favor of the FSM? I shall don my pirate garb and think on this while safely sailing the open seas as a kind and helpful wayfarer that pirates were.
thelionwaits 1 year ago
I love how everyone posting on here IS IN FACT a pastafarian Ramen!
AND TELL YEE THIS! I WILL STAND TALL! WITH GROG AND SABER IN HAND AND SAY I AM A PASTAFARIAN! RAMEN!
DarthGothicus 1 year ago
I love how everyone posting on here IS IN FACT a pastafarian Ramen!
DarthGothicus 1 year ago
RAAAMEN!
benblij 1 year ago
wow! an edible deity! sign me up
razzor8970 1 year ago
He is the Noodly manipulator of earthly reality.... He is the Alpha and Omega.... There is no hangover he couldn't cure and no beefy sauce he couldn't 'rustle up'.
Hail FSM (Pasta Be Upon Him)
Ramen, brothers
Stebsey1 1 year ago
RAMEN
religionisimmoral 1 year ago 2
"do not question darwinism" Charles darwin would have never created the evolutionary theory with out asking questions.
KrustynailsVideo 1 year ago
You Pastafarians make me sick! How dare you to mock the real god that loves and created you?! Now let me ask you one question: Do you actually belive this shit? I hope you'll find the path to god soon, meanwhile I'll pray for your souls! -> Dear invisible pink unicorn....
justTRW 1 year ago 2
I know the Cookbook is the holy word. It says so right in the Book.
swilson3d 1 year ago
Its sad that people go so low to insult religions. Its extremely pathetic.
sugarplumful 1 year ago
@sugarplumful Yeah, I can't believe some people don't even take the FSM seriously.
noahbox 1 year ago
@sugarplumful i know! can you believe that? the fact that people insult his noodleyness, the nerve.
they will surely be condemed to fsm hell with stale beer and std ridden hookers.
r'Amen brotha, r'Amen!
TheNondiscriminatory 1 year ago
@sugarplumful I don't insult atheists as long as they don't insult me. So many of them cross the line...
BeakyRed 10 months ago
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@BeakyRed "I don't insult atheists as long as they don't insult me."
Actually, you do. You're a member of a club of people that demonizes atheists. What you're objecting to is that the atheists don't sit still and take the absurd and hostile claims of your club. You can't honestly feel surprised that the people you spread lies about feel the need to both defend themselves and prove that you're lying.
Gnomefro 9 months ago
@BeakyRed No but creationists insult science by postulating crap such as ID.
grahamhg 9 months ago
@grahamhg no, creationist insult us all. It's like they pulled a crackpot idea like ID out of their ass and asked us to take a big whiff after plainly seeing from where it originated. Then to add further offense, many ask that we not only take their god at face value or worse fallacy value, but be his personal chamber pot. Brown nosing ourselves into acceptance. Some even ask us to believe a zombie will come back, mean while we feast on his flesh and drink his blood. It's madness.
mistereveready 9 months ago
On the last day of creation the Flying Spaghetti Monster created Pasta... And it was good.
R'Amen!
SmellyAmpitz 1 year ago
As both an atheist and a physicist I do not feel at all threatened by this film and neither do my collegues. I think people should see this film and judge for themselves. I personally find it highly improbable that the FSM brings about the effects of gravity, by means of his noodly appendage or otherwise. But I cant see the harm in encouraging a wider debate. Lets bring it on!
27182818R 1 year ago
Fuck off, A-Tard.
ReduxRex 1 year ago
Oh my saucy GOD!
BlackBeardDelight187 1 year ago
Sing to Bob Marley's Redemption Song: " All pirates eat spaghetti...sometimes with a knife and fork.......please sprinkle me plate with parmesan....and a little garlic...... Sometimes my taste buds feel strong... with the help of some hot sauce..... My tongue quivers with anticipation....triumphantly..... Won't you help me sing...these songs of pasta..... I twirl it on my fork.....Spaghetti song......Spaghetti song."
velveetaslingshot 1 year ago
@ 2:35 subliminal msg :O
aeropostalbaby1 1 year ago
HE BOILED FOR OUR SINS
Revere FSM
Ramen!
xvigox 1 year ago 2
The FSM is delicous with meatballs and sauce. May his noodely appendig touch you. This guy is wacked. I would question his credentials. There is no intellagent design. These guys are in Canada not America.
MrJohnnyrace 1 year ago
All hail FSM!! He is the blessed father! Let his noodly appendages and sauce feed us all the gift of life.
RAmen!!
LOLDISNEYLAND 1 year ago
Plz tell me this is a joke
TheQtip1581 1 year ago
@TheQtip1581 FSM is no joke
Ramen
keithpetro 1 year ago 62
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May his Noodly Appendage Bless and Protect you.
mikelboom123 1 year ago 2
i was so glad when i found out you guys werent serious about this "FSM religion"
SaviorTOP 1 year ago
@SaviorTOP Are you crazy? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is our god. Neigh, he is our savior. He created the mountains, the trees, the midgets, and the noodles. Without him we would be thrown into a Sauceopocolypse. Meatballs would fall from the sky. Noodles would slap us in the faces. Tomato sauce would drown our children. The FSM is our everything.
ThePizzaNinja 1 year ago
@ThePizzaNinja LOL i know your not serious about that, because if you are, you are not understanding the concept of FSM...
SaviorTOP 1 year ago
@SaviorTOP why? Of course we're serious. Christianity has several glaring holes in it, where the great FSM does not. Christians claim that GOD, SON and HOLY GHOST are three in one, which seems impossible. But there is only ONE FSM. Don't you question Catholics who spend money on churches rather than the poor. FSM is better than that.
Always remember "I'd really rather you didn't build multi-million-dollar shrines to my noodly goodness-the money could be better spent"
Ramen
kitelooperrr 1 year ago
@kitelooperrr LOL i'm not mocking anyone or anything, but if you worship FSM your kinda not seeing the purpose of FSM. i bet you just think FSM is funny thats why you go around saying you belive in FSM and saying "Ramen". your obviously the joke that people mock about this FSM theory because of your lack of understanding.
SaviorTOP 1 year ago
@kitelooperrr Catholicism isn't Christianity.
BeakyRed 10 months ago
@BeakyRed Catholics believe in Christ and the New Testament. They are Christians. Whether or not you believe them to be doing it the correct way is irrelevant.
VideoHunter13 10 months ago
@VideoHunter13 Catholicism is a type of christianity. christianity has many different views like orthodox baptists lutherans protestants and stuff, but not all christians should be judged on the catholic faith because its not even. im not saying anything bad about catholicism, but its just like basing our entire species on one race
BeakyRed 10 months ago
@BeakyRed I wasn't saying that Catholicism wasn't part of Christianity, that was you. While it's true Catholicism shouldn't be representative of the other branches of christianity, there aren't that many differences and they are all religions, therefore they all are susceptible to irrational actions due to religious superstition.
VideoHunter13 10 months ago
@BeakyRed Catholicism was started by jesus and is the only path to salvation
timmykill 10 months ago
@BeakyRed Catholicism is the Original Christianity. Mormoms, lutherans and others came later.
jallelind 10 months ago
I just ordered my FSM car emblem. Now I can show all the other drivers how REAL he is. ALL BECAUSE I BELIEVE!
dudeedud7 1 year ago
Go FSM!
vmorgun 1 year ago
I just love how the promoters of ID keep calling it, "Darwinism," and not the "Darwinian Theory of Evolution," as if we all worship Darwin or something... religion is weird... thank goodness for the FSM!!! After all... there is actually a fairly clear boundary between science and religion. The boundary that IS blurred is that between science and philosophy. Great video!!!
totoro1591 1 year ago 3
May everyone be awkwardly fondled by his noodly appendage. Ramen!
Hammurabanon 1 year ago
Ramen. I preach on behalf of the FSM and all of his noodley appendage.i enquire new people every week at my local mall. i get fined 50 dollars almost every time. what is happening to america? the laand of the free and the home of the catholics is more like it.
StukityFarnsworth 1 year ago
I used to doubt the Flying Spaghetti Monster because it was supposed to have more noodly appendages than all the atoms in the universe. "Impossible", I thought. Then I realized that it was invisible so it can have as many appendages as it wants to have.
prschuster 1 year ago 3
We ate him for our sins...
S0up3rD0up3r 1 year ago 2
@S0up3rD0up3r That is wrong. We eat his being to nourish our souls, and become one with his greatness. RAmen Brother.
Timmehbob 1 year ago
Proof FSM is real:
There is no scientific proof of a "creator" existing.
But everyone knows that Pasta with Meatballs is real.
4GetTHEFun 1 year ago 39
people try to disprove the FSM with logic and empirical evidence based on this reality and the 4 dimensions we know but they don't understand that the FSM lives beyond this reality, he is not affected by time like we are and any attempt to disprove him based on this reality is futile. May the FSM pardon you for you arrogant denial mistake, know my Saucy Lord that they know not what they are doing, so please pardon them, they are fools
2CSST2 1 year ago 2
@2CSST2
This is true, but we can see evidence of his existence through his influence on humanity. There is much in human behavior and much in the natural world that fits a very specific patttern. This pattern seems to contradict the way humans should logically behave if evolution were true.
JustThink00 1 year ago
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pastfarianism, was created by a guy who got pissed off when all the ignorant religious people were campaigning to have intelligent design taught in science class, so he sent a letter to the cansas board of education teliing them about pastafarianism, saying that the are dozens of diffetent ideas about intelligent design and that if they teach their theories what about mine? why is my reigion any less important? it's a parodic religion, a political statement, and a damn good one at that. go fsm!
Jackmancity 1 year ago
You guys do know... The FSM was created as a mock of reglions... right...?
yorkyhunt 1 year ago
pastfarianism, was created by a guy who got pissed off when all the ignorant religious people were campaigning to have intelligent design taught in science class, so he sent a letter to the cansas board of education teliing them about pastafarianism, saying that the are dozens of diffetent ideas about intelligent design and that if they teach their theories what about mine? why is my reigion any less important? it's a parodic religion, a political statement, and a damn good one at that. go fsm!
Jackmancity 1 year ago
@yorkyhunt Dear Mr yorkyhunt (if that is your real name.), HOW DARE YOU MOCK HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!! The only god IS the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Captain Mosey is his prophet. Luckily FSM is a forgiving deity and will continue holding you down, but please rethink your blasphemous ways before it is too late. May his oregano and basil blessings be upon you.
AwesomOver9000 1 year ago 2
@yorkyhunt The Flying Spaghetti Monster will not be angered by your views. He loves all beings, May your heavenly Beer-cano be frothy, and your stripper factory strippers be juicy. Noodleronomy 4:19.
RAmen Brother.
Timmehbob 1 year ago 2
@Timmehbob Ehh... I never said i hated the almighty FSM. I just said that he was created as a mock of religious people... Gah... I'm a pastafarian... Jesus.
yorkyhunt 1 year ago
@yorkyhunt >>>>>:C
Timmehbob 1 year ago
Eu sou brasileiro, toda a minha vida eu era um cristão pobre e solitário, mas agora eu realmente Acredite no que é real para mim, no que faz sentido e onde tiro minha fé, o MSV é o único Senhor que traz felicidade para mim e para o mundo
Ramen!
fllamber 1 year ago
I am Brazilian, my whole life I was a Christian poor and lonely, but now I really believe in what is real to me, what makes sense and where I get my faith, the FSM is one Lord who brings happiness to me and to the world
Ramen!
fllamber 1 year ago 2
Flour, eggs, water and salt does not create pasta. The Flying Spag Monster created those ingredients so all ye Pastafarians may faithfully worship his noodley appendages.
skyferret1 1 year ago
this is definelty a serious noodle matter
RobtheBig 1 year ago
Arr! May you all be touched by his noodly appendages. RAmen to all my pirate brothers!
kartoffel13 1 year ago
So good to see the Flying Spaghetti Monster finally getting the respect he deserves.
I love his noodleness... he is hard on the outside, and soft on the inside...
The Al Dente Deity
Roper122 1 year ago
Expelled: no spaghetti allowed
spock431 1 year ago
Now, look, the His/Her Noodleness The Flying Spaghetti Monster flies! Like any other misinterpreted creator gods, surely Flying Spaghetti Monster has the power over anti-gravity, while bind all of His/Her creatures with gravity. That's what creator does, keeps the best for Him/Herself and throws away anything awful, such as disaster, death, for free. No doubt about Pastafarian Theory of Gravity.
Palangkaraya2008 1 year ago
everyone need to believe in his noodleness
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago 3
the funny thing is if christian get their god in school so will this.
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago
Flying spaghetti monster ist truth
The fool says in his hart there is no flying spaghetti monster
Steidemeister56 1 year ago 3
Pastafarian theory of gravity, lol!!!
Ramshobraja 1 year ago
I can see you have not yet accepted the touch of his great noodly appendage
QuiteSpicy 1 year ago
LOL all the power to u at u of a from Pastafarians at McGill.
VeritasTruthEmet 1 year ago
@VeritasTruthEmet LOL at your illiteracy.
xlaleclx 1 year ago
i have been touched by his apendage. i see him everyday, he is offered as one of two meal choices in our school lunch. about 50% of our school acknowledges him as a meal everyday. i do not believe this has anything to do with our school being 95% asian.
RAmen!
dianacansing123 1 year ago
im pastafarian and i just wanna say fsm is real and its not a joke! may you all be touches by his noodly appendage! RAmen may pesto be apon you
therealmccheef 1 year ago 2
Ramen, my brother! I want to communicate you, the Great Pasta is actually universal! I am from Brazil, and I have noticed, HIS apendage have touched very germans too, as I could see in youtube! The beers and strippers from Great Past be with us, and that Great Past be with us giving us energy not only on Sundays, but in all days ! Ramen!
anonimoculto 1 year ago
This is better researched and put together than the Stein origanal.
SkyDoginthetube 1 year ago
a midget hahah
pleasmarryme 1 year ago
lol, "The pastafarian theory of gravity"
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
@TheHomelessCripple intelligent falling
hardtomemorize 1 year ago
W00T WALKING WITH MONSTERS 1:26
Bulbaboi4444 2 years ago
So if space aliens exist are they too merely another creation and have their own relationship with the flying spaghetti monster? They must be...
robocoastie 2 years ago 2
@robocoastie
as Pastafari i have the right to change my believes within the religion, so that it makes sence.
brekbeat 1 year ago 2
check out my 2FSM videos ."flying spaghetti monster boomerangs "
"How to paint the FSM on anything "(in seconds )
flyingscience 2 years ago
If I had to write "Do not question authority." on a board, i would have wrote 100 times, either,
"Fuck authority."
or
"Do not think."
Ozzy0sbourne 2 years ago
Only low-carb dieting liberals cannot see and love the Flying Spaghetti monster!
R'Amen!
turoturothegreat 2 years ago 35
My god is the flying spaghetti monster, disprove it, well you can't.
mit871chell 2 years ago 5
RAMEN!!!
adirm18 2 years ago 5
Vermaccilli is the only true pasta.
bimmjim 2 years ago
Hieratic! Tagliatelle is the one true divine pasta!
kyral210 2 years ago
@kyral210: Tagliatelle can kiss my fat black ass.
bimmjim 2 years ago
Why are you conspiring against the one true pasta? Its a cover up!
kyral210 2 years ago 3
Lol, I need to move north to advance my study...
dingledorf1 2 years ago
Flying Spaghetti Monster is Lord! Ramen!
henriboy84 2 years ago 109
Haha, "maded" by lightning.
xemy101 2 years ago
"animated"
pennypyro42 2 years ago
funny satire is funny
BIGgourami 2 years ago
i dont like you is i dont like you.
MaskedEgo 2 years ago
who the fuck cares?
BIGgourami