Penn & Teller Bullshit - Big Brother Part 1

[schmoukiz]

So what does this prove? That the Patriot Act affects some liberties PLUS it can be abused?

What a lame way to excuse the system wrapping post-war propaganda in humour with a spice of sex. Just what the consummerist society needs to buy any idea.

[MrMapex2010]

0:30 haha didn't see that coming

[MrGuvnah]

I KNEW IT! BIG GOV AND BIG CLOWN IN CAHOOTS!

[Ome99]

at 3:14 , oh look, the biggest pig is to the left!

[gary646]

bob barr ate borat's wife's cheese. lol

[Instucablanator]

Pelco KBD300a controller and a spectra III camera ;)

[raptorjesus11]

teller you scary fuck. you in clown makeup will be the last thing i see before i die wont it

[sophietje123tje]

please print the patriot act on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it... destroying privacy doesn't help fight terrorism

[DeadFishFactory]

I always see the "for other purposes" language in a wide variety of bills. Anyone want to tell me what that's all about?

[v4lkyr]

oh not again 911 bullshit

[allamericandude15]

Huh. I never thought of Penn and Teller as a source for political insight.

[Tatchko]

@allamericandude15 They're pretty hardcore Liberterians.

[DraskyVanderhoff]

There it is the jumpy Newt -.-

[longlongbalus]

Penn and Teller is bullshit!

[LegendLength]

So are they suggesting we get rid of emergency GPS in cellphones? Have they even thought about how many lives that saves each year?

How about street cameras preventing rape and murder by providing a safer area to walk through? Criminals of that type definitely don't want to be photographed and identified.

Not very objective.

[lasoogneypubes]

NDAA motherfucker. 

[SamEatonTV]

ATTWEEITO!!!!!!!

[RedJoker9000]

Fuck George W Bush look at the mess we are in and, and fuck my people the Muslims for making my life suck by people now calling me Osama, Sadam or a terrorist, making it hard to go to the airport as well.

[roflcopterkklol]

@RedJoker9000 I believe that is Americans calling you names, If you watch any kind of American television, you will know for the past 10 years Americans have been bombarded with war propaganda against the middle east, mix that with ignorance and stupidity (there are fucking retards in every country) and we have an explanation for why people "hate" you.

America was warned 3 times before 9/11 to fuck off, they did not, so they were attacked.

120,000 civilians have died over there, 3000 in America.

[darthbentley]

@roflcopterkklol its not that we were warn that is saying the citizens deserved it. Its that they knew about it and did not stop them. they were going to do it no matter what. With the sociopath tendencies of bin laden he does not need a reason. Even if the U.S. were involved in the middle east. He would just finds it more of a game. And the U.S. will never have a government that does things solely out of good. Probably because of the sociopaths and Narcissist in the U.S. gov.

[LegendLength]

@RedJoker9000 If you're sick of being judged as a supporter of Osama there's really only one solution. Rally the streets with a single message: "We reject terrorism and violence".

If people get march the streets in the millions over the danish cartoons, surely you could get a few thousand to march the streets with the purpose of disassociating yourselves from terrorists right?

[Superphilipp]

The first couple of seasons' theme song was way cooler. Organ plus flute ftw!

[PlaguedByEarth]

but... Chomsky is awesome :(

[fragilepaper]

I think Teller is having a good time!!

[eklera]

ah, so, law enforcement engineered the 9/11 attacks so that they would have more power to control the population. 2:02 to 2:17

[gazthefunky39]

Did any Americans notice how quiet the IRA went after 9/11? No more bombings in the UK or NI, no more killing British soldiers or sectarian violence. I wonder why that was. Tbh though the IRA blowing up part of Manchester city centre was a good thing, it was a bit of a dump, but now it's rather nice.

[MsAlternativexxx]

@gazthefunky39 The (Provisional) IRA called an end to the violence.. but the "real" IRA every now and again try to stir the shit pot.

[gazthefunky39]

@MsAlternativexxx I have not heard anything for ages, but then I'm living in Brazil and I don't get the news everyday. But I have not heard nada.

[Kousaburo]

All the way to Kenya to find a real American? Like Obama? (Joke.)

[freazeezy]

there's some crazy shit in the related vids

[RandomTask3000]

I think there's an episode about the description of this video.

[BubbaButt7]

off subject but, why is there a vid with a fucking dick, WITH A HARD ON!! but we can't see tits on youtube? wtf

[MrMemoria1985]

Just because I'm not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me...

[mechanoid2k]

killzone

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

7:52 - 8:11 Dancing Teller FTW! XD

[zoroarkissueregion]

what 19 idiots agrred with me ARE THEY STUPID!!!!! I WAS ONLY JOKING!!!!

[blueluny]

KENYANS!

[blindman182]

that fucking dick video is everywhere!

[MrDayd3]

You wanna talk about bullshit where's the rest of the fuckin video of the hot bitch! I wanna see that bitch gettin fucked!

[LooseApe0278]

*two people about to have sex*

Penn - "Don't worry we'll come back I promise."

Me - "Yes!"

I'm just a typical "non-American" ape I guess.XD

[SkyWalkinLikeLuke]

GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY TO FUCKIN KENYA! TO FIND A REAL FUCKIN AMERICAN! HAHAHA :) GOOD FOR HIM!!!

[zzyzx0788]

@SkyWalkinLikeLuke OH MY GOD YOUR CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN TOO?!?

[SUPREMEMASTER1]

ugh... get that dick off the side of my screen -- I'm not gay...

[0428733]

@SUPREMEMASTER1 you are confused, having a dick doesnt make you gay

[tattooninja]

@0428733

true, but he has a point...who wants a fuckin cock shot onscreen when their mom or kids walk by.

[TheGothick666]

a congressman? could you be more full of shit?

[Zorn27]

Kenyans: REAL AMERICANS xD

[grmskid]

"It's just like the game Killzone!"

[BlameRepublicans]

Ha-ha!  Obama's cousin was the only one who followed the rules! LOL. Suck it right wing!

[philosophyismydrug]

At 2:42 that's the guy from Borat!

[seppukuification925]

that skank needed to do some sit ups ASAP

[chaosdeviant62]

The more I watch this show the more I'm unconvinced by these are CRAZY PEOPLE and these are normal people like you arguement...

[BigBlue1101]

"You gotta go to Kenya for a real American" lmao

[Jaybird196]

Rohrschach, the clown!

[PolitcalIslam]

Ironically, we have an ethnic Kenyan president now.

[inkedful]

@PolitcalIslam Despite him being born in Hawaii?

[PolitcalIslam]

@inkedful Despite *his* being born in Kenya, he is still part of the ethnic group as a result of his biological heritage. It's time to learn some English. Him should be possessive; ethnic refers to biological heritage in addition to cultural heritage; that is not a real grammatical construction.

[inkedful]

@PolitcalIslam

Hope you're having fun there on your superior pedestal ^^

[PolitcalIslam]

@inkedful LOL. I just like to make irrelevant points so that I do not have to argue my real point. It works on YouTube. You is have suck grammar.

[inkedful]

@PolitcalIslam You're a bit quick to judge people... But I guess you're happy with that.

[PolitcalIslam]

@inkedful Nah... I just enjoy pointing out grammatical errors and never associate them with the validity of an argument.

[LiNaK37]

@inkedful Believe it or not, it's possible for people of Kenyan ethnicity to be born in places other than Kenya. Crazy, I know.

[KpopManiacSFL]

@PolitcalIslam Half Kenyan, He has white blood running in him too. xD

[theScytheofGod]

@KpopManiacSFL His mom is like 8th cousins to the Bushes and The British Royal Family, so I'm told.

[tompetuers]

Penn and Teller 2012. I will be voting for them.

[hairypolack]

WHAT does it prove to show that unprofessional people acted unprofessionL?

[LegendLength]

@hairypolack They were trying to show that government workers would not necessarily be clinically safe with some information.

[LibertarianBrit]

They should do a show on male cow feces. LOLOL IM FUNNY! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lanoring]

Shit, don't go reading The Anarchist Cookbook anytime soon.

[revengeforeveragain]

Man I don't know if bush and some other shady fluckers planned 9/11 but they definitely had a hand on that business

[ThatDiggityGuy]

anal probes.....

[ecoots]

i think that clown was teller. and teller was still in the background and on camera. Thats some fancy editing...

[HuxleyWasRight]

the US government had everything they needed to stop the 9/11 hijackers, they f-ed up so they had to bring in new legislation to make it look like they didn't have the tools.

[biglu30]

no tits?

[zoroarkissueregion]

we need to get rid of computer ip addresses

[uriituw]

@zoroarkissueregion That makes a lot of sense. Then computers won't be able to address each-other.

[LegendLength]

@uriituw It's still possible to have a system where clients have a randomly assigned IP (like ports are assigned now) but the server's have a known IP.

[philanderadriaan]

@zoroarkissueregion LOL

[soopie1]

@zoroarkissueregion no one stops you to open your window and shout real hard

[samthul]

@zoroarkissueregion Considering TCP/IP stack is solely dependent on IPv4 Addresses - well - that makes your comment pretty retarded. There is no internet without some sort of address scheme. Further, I've never once had to worry about it anyways because I'm not on the internet a. looking at kiddie porn, or b. downloading copyrighted material.

[Zolbat]

@zoroarkissueregion then say bye bye to the internet

[MrROTD]

@zoroarkissueregion that's like saying you want your mail to be delivered but you refuse to have a house number and street name.

[BurgerManUSMC]

@zoroarkissueregion Dosent work that way dog....

[MrJivePirate]

@zoroarkissueregion you need to get a degree in computer science then you can come back and spout /legitimate/ opinions about technical esoterica

[16m49x3]

@zoroarkissueregion now thats gona make it easy for servers to send information to your computer so you can surf the web...

[ashheilborn]

@zoroarkissueregion And then the internet stops working...

[Vereekeld]

Holy hell that clown!

[blackflute]

Fuck! Now they'll know that I read the entire Nancy Drew series ... as an adult.

[Konatablob]

2:54 you may also remember him from Borat

[thatguywhodoesvidoes]

Dat Clown

B-E

[sethmusic]

i never met a kenyan i didnt like. with a name like ndugi, it HAS to be good!

[arcticjungle6]

they definitely could've had a less scary clown open that scene. -__-

[MIDDLESEXRSOC]

was that clown mike myers/austinpowers

[Venomine95]

*stares into computer and points* ......scary clown!.......

[marinejcksn1]

*were*



[Zaxxen69]

OH WHAT A SUPRISE THE 2 ZIONISTS ARE ALL FOR THIS GARBAGE.

ROFL.

[quidnick]

Penn Teller for pr-resident! And if that doesn't work... Ron Paul for president!

and if that doesn't worked, WE'RE FUCKED!

[arichis]

I wonder where the tea baggers were when the patriot act was passed?

[marinejcksn1]

@arichis most of us where against it. Look up the Cato Institute and Reason when this BS was passed. We're people asleep? Hell yes. Was it a problem? HELL FUCKING YES. Real lovers of Freedom saw through this bullshit. I served in the Marines under Bush and Obama and even I saw that these Big Government idiots were shitting on the Constitution.

[enkopingsbo]

Kenya will deffend your fat asses

[35503550]

@Trucidofy shut the fuck up

- An African white man of no specific faith

[mistereveready]

Funny thing is, pussy works with other animals too. Guard dogs seem to abandon post if even the scent of a bitch in heat is wafted around them.

[ped200014]

that goddamn O bama is kenyian

[xtremejohnny69]

@ped200014 I know! That's fuckin' gay as hell! It's pissin me off! Fuckin' gay!

[lordrah]

Seriously, immigrants are usually way more patriotic and hard-working than people who were born here.

[sirrvs]

@lordrah Prolly has something to do with the fact that a lot of them risk everything just trying to make it to this country. They must see SOMETHING here worth defending.

[lexmafia]

@lordrah In finland they really dont work at all.

[DanzAzzie]

@Trucidofy Fair nuff. Carry on with the day then good sir.

[DanzAzzie]

@Trucidofy Scape goats** not escape.

[goatbut29]

'Those that would give up liberty for security deserve neither'- Benjamin Franklin

[xtremejohnny69]

Best way to fight terrorism? Go on your daily lives. Don't let them get to you. On the 7/11 bombings in London they rode the public transit system the very next day. The goal of extremists is to terrorize, don't let them terrorize you.

[samdalton13]

DA HELL. I know the woman at 1:44.

[FaidleyEthan]

but its true i tells yah!

[SvPVids]

good thing I wasn't in that van, I would have started jacking it

[TheNobleBard]

It's honestly pretty pathetic that we're such horny bastards in this country that we care more about sex than foiling a terrorist plot. 

[Nemesis000000]

I thought Bob Barr was supposed to be a libertarian!

[kiminokami]

@Nemesis000000 No, you fool. He only ran Libertarian so he could top a ticket.

[DemonAMVs]

Fucking clowns!

[Alucard20039]

i have this theme as a ring tone lol

[sirrvs]

Give the Kenyan guy citizenship (if he doesn't already have it) and boot the others out!

[adrianbaxter1807]

One person LOVES Fox News

[colony665]

its just like the game killzone? xD

how was that like killzone? xD

[TheMetalwolf77777]

Sorry pussy before country 

[blindfatkid23]

I wonder what Teller sounds like.

[theroob]

@blindfatkid23 I saw a history of stage magic show on Teh Learning Channel where Teller talked ALOT in interview - you might be able to find it online - he sounds exactly like you would expect, no surprises or lisp.

[DemonAMVs]

@blindfatkid23 /watch?v=TgtgOs_OkTU

[Zaxxon2008]

@blindfatkid23 search YT for "Teller Speaks"

not that hard really...

[blindfatkid23]

@Zaxxon2008 yeah i know, since then i've seen a ton of bullshit episodes and interviews with him speaking

[PhiresProductions]

haha Killzone guy

[kucoru16]

5:40 boredom sets in... woman proceeds to check her boobs to see if they're both the same size.

[stiglistanbul]

I'm pretty sure if you read all comments here, you'll find at least one conspiracy nut claiming P&T are misinformation agents. I've seen it happen.

[upplsuckimcool16]

@stiglistanbul I think Penn and teller do shows opposite of their actual views for ratings... They make absolutely sure to seem center of the road.

They do a show against the death penalty, then a show saying endangered species is bullshit.

[KenAkaTheWG]

@stiglistanbul they are against the 9/11 conspiracy theory and are very biased on every subject they focus on...not saying they are agents but half of what they say is as big of bullshit as anything anyone else says

[sergvargas1]

@stiglistanbul Lol true but ive seen some liberals do the same thing

[Fred50099]

Thanks!

[xm377Moyocoyatzin]

Isn't Obama from Kenya??? (o_O)

[Clembo]

@xm377Moyocoyatzin

His dad is, Barry is from Hawaii. But the irony is still the same.

[Jc40k1]

I wanna see the whole thing with those two.

[TheNobleBard]

God Bless Kenya.

[andyt2k]

@TheNobleBard Hahahaha the Kenyan guy was the only one protecting the country, classic

[OhhhMyAxels]

This is nothing like the game Killzone.

[dunklersoldat]

HOLY SHIT! Is that the clown from Uncle Buck? Highly underrated movie, IMHO. But dont tell the government I said that.

[stubsfahey87]

3:37 ish Is that guy drinking a mickey of schnapps?

[DarkWolfStudio]

"Fuck! Now they'll know that I read the entire Nancy Drew series as an adult!"

[tiki2188]

o and haha all the americans wanted the hot girl while the Kenyan immigrant decided to watch for the terrorist.

fuckin beautiful!

[tiki2188]

"god bless america"

While they are trying to show how much the government infringes on our rights.

Oooooooo Penn and Teller.....

[guineapiggyman]

was he drink a bottle of brown soap?!

[mathiasrodriguez777]

Thanks for the up!

[jrsub3]

I'm just amused that Democracy Now is suddenly concerned about government intervention when it's a Republican that signed a crappy, intrusive law into effect.

Good luck preventing that once we turn over 80% of our economy to the feds like you'd advocate.

[guineapiggyman]

@jrsub3 nice

[darkmatter1977]

Penn&Teller are my heros!!!!

[RaptaryTRO]

Killzone = 92 Ups

[supercommie]

Lol, you have to go to Kenya to get a real fucking American.

[Dogmeat1950]

@supercommie your a retard

[MrOisean]

@Dogmeat1950 any idea what he meant? does he mean i have to go to kenya to go buy americans? lol

[Dogmeat1950]

@MrOisean he's one of the people that thinks Obama was not born in the USA

[meteosurreal]

@Dogmeat1950 Nope, he was just commenting on the Kenyan guy and his part of the Bullshit Experiment result.

[MrOisean]

@Dogmeat1950 O_O

[guineapiggyman]

@MrOisean y did u reply to urself?!

[somedudestolemyname]

why is rorschach in clown makeup

[ig88bc]

Other purposes=Laughing at peoples misfortunes via all monitoring services available.( watching people falling over in their chairs via camera sending FBI agents to scare people, going on 4chan and just witnessing the fail) Its called Schadenfreude Saturday.

[MisterSadistic]

I love how they keep using Disco A-Go-Go from Timesplitters: Future Perfect :P

[goatbut29]

I think its funny that they brag on the guy from Kenya as the real American. Having worked at a college for many years, I met a handful of Africans, REAL Africans, born in Africa.

The amazing part is they Do work hard, they DO embrace America, and most of the time they scratch their head in wonder about American blacks. Good chance when you see a real African in America, they will be the hardest worker and great overall person. Were lucky to have them. They truly see past the color and rise.

[priv79]

@goatbut29 Africans "real africans" are very corrupt and go along with certain things that are not....how do you say.."systemic contradictory laws and such that are burdened by blacks in the U.S." .Remember while blacks or the ancestors of blacks dealt with slavery.The "real" Africans had to deal with a multitude of different racial controversial systems,such as apartheid,a tactic for settlers rule was 'divide & conquer' which were from Europe(at least parts of what is considered Europe..hmm).

[littlteapot]

@goatbut29 No one cares.

[moriya2k2]

Penn & Teller are far from right wingers. Hell they had a pro-immigration episode.

[DestroyedArkana]

Dis they reference L4D when saying gnome chompski?

[mrsoxon]

@DestroyedArkana

No, because the L4D reference is a reference to Noam Chomsky... A real person.