Re: Nogert | Old Spice

[kevin02167]

These commercials are the best I think I've ever seen I actually use old spice because of them not because I need to rescue countless people from the claws of a giant eagle with laser eyes. Or the fact that my body is only so far from this mans but because the funding for these commercials comes from the depths of people like me and you who help old spice every time you need to smell like the tropics or power

[AddictiveRhythm]

0:23 smile

0:24 drops smile

[uncannypk]

is it just me, or does this guy's videos always seem to end a split second before he bursts out laughing?

[jonnyman42]

I love this guy so much I wish I could have a life size picture of him.

[Anchr0]

0:24 : smile

0:25 : YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?!

[Sgt410]

I am Commander Shephard and thisi my favorite old spice on youtube.

[veela07]

lmfaoooooooo @ him engraving it, he is tooo cute!

[ThyCass]

he's the closest thing to Chuck Norris there is

[jpcri]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1!! Can I shake your hand one day?

[tnlandrews]

bahahahaha these make my life!!!

[MrQud5]

Does this guy know what a shirt is? or is that what he wears all of the time?

[crzl116]

hes my cuzan

[psychodanks9]

Does anyone else think that Isaiah Mustafa deserves a film role? I do, infact, I don't think such a film has ever been created in which Isaiah would fit. He's far too cool for modern day, and old movies. He needs to write, direct, and star in one. BLOCKBUSTER BABY YEAH!

[DazzlingDisguise]

ROFL, this one is hilarious!!

[lavenchie]

@oldspice Is there a towel under your towel?

[goatseatchilli]

yes he did carv it with his nail but also he dint even looki think that the greeks worship himas a god maby zeus or kronos or a new god the god of old spice

[mrluvs2spooge1]

this guy is so awesome

:D

i love all his ads

:D

[MetalArmsProductions]

Only God could create an award worthy enough for this man. As soon as he came into existence, all other awards were instantly awarded to him.

[jiyadutt]

LADIES look at me, look at him, BACK TO ME, yes sadly I'm not him. But if I stood in a shower wearing nothing I COULD LOOK BETTER THAN HIM ! look down, back up again, back down again. What do you have in your hand? A hammer head shark ? No, that's my sheer manhood! Do you have one? No. But you sure can use mine, WITH THE SHOWER POWER OF SHEER AWESOMENESS!

[hitaman06dd]

this old spice guy man he just *awsome no way to make it sound better*

[hitaman06dd]

this old spice guy man he just *awsome no way to make it sound better*

[UT2k4kid]

and YOU should win the Chuck Norris award

[HolandaChiquita]

in the last few second that he smiles, he really looks like Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave

[Matcar4]

This is the greatest thing of life... This guy is the greatest guy of life haha

[SGeoghan]

loll

"im going to engrave it for you"

*engraves*

:)

:|

[DeStRoYeRoFgAmEs11]

HOLY DUCK THIS GUYS IS COOL!!!!

[takeetocrazy1718]

Ahahha... I love you Old Spice Man ! :p You make me laugh ...Su hard ! Lol.

[yogeico]

I wonder where his bed is because he obviously lives in his bathroom

[ihaveclaimedthisname]

At the end, was that a frown?

[CWalker4Real]

@ihaveclaimedthisname it was not a frown he had at the end of the video, it was purely a straight sex face.

[thecocogerl21]

these videos are so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing.

[LadyTrueCEO]

i love this guy pure comedy

[minkleminkle]

How does he keep a a straight face? xD

[whitetigerpals]

Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or the Old Spice guy???

[TheCarcityh]

I wish I was in an old spice response. I'd do anything for it.

[MsTiberiius]

I died.

[MrRambo017]

This old spice guy must get a lot of women, he's a mac

[Bagheera2]

But i like his Adverts more!!! Wheres my award!!!

[cheatmasterbw]

press 7 then 8 repetedly

[zachellis11]

the next chuck norris



[Paris16273212]

HAHAHHAHA the sense of humor ever XD its so epic !

[ProudHawaiianImua]

If the Old Spice Man and Chuck Norris were to somehow create a baby, that baby would be the most beautiful, lazer shooting, pirate slapping, fish taming, rocket bending, spontaneous dancing, cake baking, house building, good smelling, lady romancer the planet has ever known.....until they make a second baby o.O

[marioluigi1234567]

At first he was like :) but then he was like :|

[idigtightpantsXD]

He's so bad ass he carved the statue with his nail.

[LegoApple1210]

will you say wazzup for me?

[ZeStash]

You should enter a talent competition!

[lilsammykay13]

YEAH GO OLD SPICE! CAN U GUYS PICK ME TO B IN UR NEXT VIDEO! UR ALL AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO OLD SPICE!

[tycho94]

OMG NOOOO, WHERE IS THE OLD SPICE?

[OzTerri]

@tycho94 oh noooo. i try to remember what the Old Spice guy says, but i can't stop looking at his chest and/or his other excitements and i get distracted by them. am i badddd>>>>>>>???

[fritz0911]

are your nipples real or are they sketched on?

[Trentongriffin58]

i wish i had muscles like you...

[porjaymaspazzatron]

That guy is so awesome just for putting up with all this crap. He must have hundreds of videos of him just responding to internet people. How much time could all of these taken?

[GrueneBiene]

I've seen him yesterday. In New York. Riding a horse backwards. And shirtless

[MrFable93]

look down now look back up then look down again the award is in your hands, now look back up now back down the award is diamonds

[Fosnugal]

Does he ever get tired of doing this cause the are so epic i hope he never stops!

[TheSagelette]

Old spice manly man of manly, intelligent, awesomeness. You've earned the title of being my hero. I would like to buy a cardboard cut out of you so I may stare longingly at you while sharing heart-whispers. :]

[meaghanyo123]

u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and pastein

[Endrance88]

i love browsing through these

[lchigoe]

I WANT A VIDEO </3.

[TheKimgentry]

there should be an old spice for girls,like new spice :)

[bttrflycake]

I agree about the award. These commercials are awesome.

[jason906ify]

SO FUNNY XD XD XD

[TheSouthDorm]

haha.......oh you old spice guy.......your to cute xD

[TristansSongs]

HE THE BLACK CHUCK NORRIS. HE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!

[mychinisnamedpaco]

LOL press 7 8 9 ROFLWAFFLE

[missbrushingteeth]

That's how i Smile xD It can disapear any Second, Love it!

[karabara88]

These are too awesome!

[LastPhyrexian]

did he just finger that hula girl?

[waycoolcat999]

He could actually engrave it but it would be too bright to look at

[3ski13]

Chuck Norris has nothing on this guy.

[freezeman32]

i agree with nogert

[123killerbee]

in soviet russia old spice smells like you

[freezeman32]

@123killerbee fail

[freezeman32]

@123killerbee soviet russia joke, Fails, this one anyways

[girraud]

I kinda got a thing for this dude.

[MisterThreeDog]

Meanwhile, on NOgert's page, 500,000 people are pushing the "Subrscribe" button

[Nogert]

@MisterThreeDog I wish, I had about 10 subscribers from it lol..

[DarkvindFromIllier]

His face looks somewhat... Sarcastic...

[sabgog]

And that is how nogert became new CEO of Microsoft, Apple, Starbucks, and Wal-mart. At the same time.

[TheGoldentiger96]

Old Spice Man

why do you look so much like my sister?

[griffinp299]

Fuck you nogert I was going to win that!

[CrowDaddy14]

i am now jealous of Nogert for holding such an award

[MetroidKing790]

lol<3

[printsanpaws]

Omygosh I totally didn't get that till now!!! XD

[54321celeste]

really i peed my pants i love him!!!!! he should not only win an award but a safe way to swan dive into dimonds:D

[JuliaMulatto]

I'm going to engrave it for you

[zippo685]

LMAO HOLD DOWN 7!!!

[SubduedBeast]

u are so uber epic u could have melted that with your striking brown eyes or suckerpunched it with the oder blocking power from old spice epicest soap ever!!

[Warstriker1300]

hold 7 :P

[JohnSheppard339]

he was trying so hard not to laugh

[115NoComment]

5 people are now diamonds

[thedudewiththesax]

I was gay for 45 seconds... wait I sure hope this isn't permanent... 0.0

[ClamChaoderFTW]

Damn... I was really hoping that I would win the "Best Man on the internet that likes your Old Spice spot on the Internet" award. :\

[TeamFalseTeeth]

He lol'd... then he serious'd

[Meshuggah5]

ooh those joys of sarcasm.priceless.when I was 14 I lost virginity to older chick coz I had old spice..I didnt knew anything else besides old spice..lol.now that I remmeber of it I shall buy it again.

[Jah2070]

I wish I were black

[linkinman48]

I've been watching this mans abs for like 3 hours now....I cant stop

[sittttam]

wait is he like jakob or what ? because every time i see him he has no shirt on :D

[JakenJragin]

@sittttam Except here it looks manly. With Jacob i just irk

[sittttam]

@JakenJragin and he doesn't smells like dog but like a real man because of the old spice ^^ :D

[danoli3]

I know nogert :)

[HeroSwe]

@danoli3 OMG ME TOO!

[alamiator]

Im over powered

[MjolnerBane]

This is so awesume to watch late at night.. XD

[HApiKidd]

I'm going to engrave it for you *scratch scratch scratch scratch8

[CamiBlueD]

hahahah these aree the funniest commercialss everrr, yet i barelly see them on the tv?

[Aburamegirl32]

your to serious why? please respond

[number1Gmodfan]

ENDING

At first I smile'd, then I serious'd

[silverbullet135]

@number1Gmodfan Nice taking the highest rated comment and posting it on another video you jerk.

[number1Gmodfan]

@silverbullet135 Why so srs bro?

[Hydra136]

THATS THE LUCKIEST DUDE EVAR!!!!

[g4bandit]

heres what pisses me off, I watched this video like 2 months ago and the top comment was omg and the guy that posted it was Nogert. now its some other one. Why does youtube always cycle the damn top comments after a while

[tomkriek]

Where the fuck is that guy to pick up his award. HOW DOES HE DARE LOOKING DOWN UPON OLD SPICE GUY?!

[JaJoCia]

@thatkidwhoplaysmw2 (Insert comment begging for attention here)

[DanJeffery07]

green screen?

[VeonThief]

The engravings are now DIAMONDS.

[bgot89]

that was awesome!

[Episey]

Computer - $700, Monitor - $50, Graphics Card - $150, This video - Priceless

[12kewlgurl]

If you were in a fight with a whale and a rabid crocdile and some old spice who would win?

[mabuti8]

And like Alyssa Milano, do not be surprised if the man of old spice sends you this amazing man award. (of course he just engraved it! it's just so quick and blinding you with awesome that he could even do that with his finger that you are unable to tell on video. . .)

Oh, and props to you old spice man, you go to great lengths to reply to many a webpage comment. For that, I'm sure you will give yourself an award, and later an award for just how many awards you are getting. ;)

[PonyWuva]

@PS3KICKSXBOX I'm with you man

[EagleShot]

We know for sure Jesus is black.

[newvestroia1]

i love your vids now do a commercial on me my name is nathan knight

[petersa69]

old spice guy, i used to think superman was my hero, but now i realize that u are much cooler and completely awesomer . you have replaced him as my hero.

[PS3KICKSXBOX]

HEY OLD SPICE DUDE IF YOU SAY THAT THE PS3 IS BETTER THAN THE XBOX I WILL GO TO THE STORE AND PUT OLD SPICE DEO AND BODY WASH ON!!!RIGHT NOW!!

[derque57]

@PS3KICKSXBOX dude ur the man... aside from OldSpiceGuy lol but if they make a vid for u, lemme know!

[PS3KICKSXBOX]

@derque57 HAHA thanks!!I HOPE SO!!just pisses me off that the shit box gets all the credit when the ps3 is really 10000000 times better.:)

[EvilTargi]

THESE ARE THE FUNNIEST THINGS EVER!!!!!! How does he not watch these and laugh in till he cries?!

[ron4ldinho]

I bet he bursted out in laughter after he finished this one. Just look at his face in the end haha.

[esten17]

lol

[ppatbmw]

Nogert's comment should be number one!!

[SpiritxWolfxForever]

YO SPICE MAN!

Is That Your Shower?

And Are You The Creator Of Old Spice Or Just A Model?

[Argyletuba1]

@Nogert You lucky bastard :P

[daftpunk618]

THE AWARD IS NOW DIAMONDS

[AceOfShadows10001]

how is nogerts OMFG comment not the highest rated it has over 700 thumbs up WTH??

[abcdef12330]

@AceOfShadows10001 I have a comment on a video with 1000+ thumbs, still not highest compared to 20 and 40 thumbs -_-

[AceOfShadows10001]

@abcdef12330 im not talking about of every video out of this video

-_-

[alanz90]

looool

[pengo1324]

Mr Old Spice Man,

Have you seen grover from seseme street parady.

do you think its better than yours? are you jealous?

how do you feel about it?

[sjwimmel]

He removes the polite smile just in time to stay incredibly cool.

Btw. Why do I look at countless clips of a man with a naked upper body and still feel more heterosexual with every clip?

[snakpak9]

@sjwimmel I find myself in that very same predicament...The more I watch, the MANLIER I FEEL!

[WatchdogDisciple]

@sjwimmel because its MANLY!!!!!!!ahahahahah

[Bodici22]

@sjwimmel Because you smell like a man.

[InAGorillaSuit]

@sjwimmel

Because his manly smell permeates the Internet, and through it, your nose.

[meWANTmelons]

LOL

[freshercoffee]

i dont know how to stop laughing

[AboyNAmEDsued]

WOW really, a religious argument?

No one knows. DROP IT

[sxysinfield]

if old spice can reply to everyone then he would reply too me but that will never happen, touch wood

[BoarderGal12]

have u seen the seseme st parody? well i think u and the pupet should have a contest to see whos the best looking then give me an award for my BRILLIANT idea!

[rkjpsn]

pfft. his body looks ike my body. except im a skinny white computer programmer.

[Kaaxe]

looks like he's mocking him X )

[pinkxjellybean]

can i have a best woman award? please? pretty please?

[MrRobinhardeman]

can i make those video`s to?

[Xecreterost]

@Nogert Nice.

[g4bandit]

why isn't nogert still in first?

[TheRavingSexyBoy]

@Nogert You dont deserve that award... :-(

[SketchyPeenut]

how does he not crack up while doing these?

[barraganraymond]

@SketchyPeenut I'm guessing he is invincible.

[Mikeybetts]

@SketchyPeenut

i saw an interview of him, apparently each one of these takes about 1-1.5 hours because of messing up lines, laughing and the such

half because of him cracking up and half from the crew.

in short, it takes a LOT of practice.

....... MONNICLE SMILE!

[Savior8181]

@SketchyPeenut you havent seen behind the scenes

[AR15alltheway]

@SketchyPeenut of course its because they're true.