Billy Connolly -The Crucifixion Part 2

[elbronco80]

Billy Connolly is great...but as a stupid American, I need a Scottish translator for most of this.

[MrGaryrtaylor]

pure dead brilliant.

[leckyt]

Okay... what does he say at 8:16 (ish) : I've been wondering for *ahem* over 20 years *gulp*

[windome1earle]

@leckyt He says: cop yer whack for the chib mark under the simmit. Which means: take a look at the stab wound under the vest.

[dhaniboy100]

funny!!!!! my mum brought this album to me in the 70's from scotland it was funny then and it is funny now!!!! i actually laught out loud all these years later .

[blahdiblah2010]

lmfao! i have this on my ipod and scream every time it comes on! i really should stop listening to him on the train! people get concerned haha!

[bennyfaethebrig]

my mum was at this, Tudor hotel in Airdrie, fulla huns. She was a waitress. she brought the tape back from work, my mum, a good Catholic girl too! pmsl

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

probationum my arseinum lmaoum!

[taxirock90]

I wonder what the last miracle was. As we don't have the video.

[thefrankie1201]

@taxirock90 he rubs his nose



[taxirock90]

@thefrankie1201 brilliant, should have guessed !

[ahgoodmorning]

@thefrankie1201 - I always thought he gave em the finger :)

[weedougiemc]

@taxirock90 He bite,s out one nail and then the other nail and fall,s forward. (I think)

[ProtestantIRA]

what did the notice say?

[TheAddz01]

fukin awsome, heard it years ago and still not funny

fukin great

[24mat]

Feckin' brilliant, no' heard this sketch for over 20 years and it still has me in hysterics.

[MrSilentsigh]

has nobody got his version off the last supper???

[rabblue]

most funniest thing connoly ever did still laugh at this after all these years

[graemeydee]

"thats when i preformed the last miricle" if anyone doesn't know, he scratches his nose at that point. my fave billy connolly sketch, just gallus

[saltire6969]

@graemeydee aye right ya english cunt

[graemeydee]

@saltire6969 aye it is right fucko

[broonBJK]

wallop jaggy bunnit lmao av no heard that saying in years :L:L

[D4RR3N1967]

fucking magic :L

[weeian75]

that's the best clip ever bar the orient express skit

[marktheholygoalie]

i am a Roman a hate the Christians and come tae think of it...i also hate the Romans...Im a just a little jobby pmsl XD

[milesjacoby]

def one of the best connolly clips. can anyone make out the final punchline tho? ("when you get a couple of those wines in ya...)" strugglin to understand the glaswegian slang there.

[g1o2r3d4o5n6]

...your patter is rotten so it is!

[deckie91]

"your patter is rotten" basically, in this context : "you talk some amount of sh*t"

[justlisten203]

It means when he drinks his conversation is bad.

wines in ye: when you drink

Patter: talk/conversation

Rotten:bad

Don't feel you shouldn't ask for a translation because I am Glaswegian and I lived in America for a while and people struggled to understand me, I sometimes found it hard to even order something in a pub

[24934637]

I know what you mean.....Took me a few months with my Glaswegian lass before I could understand her without a translation.....Nowadays I find that I's starting to speak like her too......and at least I can understand everyone else in Glasgow too!

[chazmeister1]

yer patter's rotten so it is

it means that jesus is talking rubbish

[czajka18]

@milesjacoby He says "yar patter's rotten" meaning he's talking shit!

[Joecelt1888]

Thanks for the Vid

[jamesgers08]

wallop!! jiggy bunnet rite oan the heed--- magic

[feck1]

probationum my arsium! fookin quality!

[SiMags]

WE ARE THE ROMANS!!! lol

[valhalla666999]

bloody brilliant!!! Best of Billys humour

Best laugh I have had in ages