Christopher Titus - Love Is Evol - Part 8/9

[ciaochowbella]

My bf was dancing with me in the kitchen once, went to dip me and slammed my head into the door jam. I had to get 7 stitches and had a concussion......but I laughed after the headache went away.

[cageofrage69]

@ciaochowbella I did something like this. Me and my girlfriend went to the willow tree in the park, I helped her sit down under neath the tree and I went to kneel in front of her, slipped on the snow, headbutted her head then her head hit the tree. Even if she would let me continue with the evening, I called it quits. She didnt get hurt but a bump so she says, but I couldnt look at her for the rest of the night. She just laughed at me for the rest of the night.

[Jahkayhla]

Also, he looks like Daniel Craig.

[Jahkayhla]

Trying to figure out how 35,000 people watched part one but 115,000 people watched this part... Apparently 80,000 people don't like watching entire shows?

[Critic225]

He looks kinda like Malcolm, from Malcolm in the middle.

[megaexplosions]

I cannot put this off any longer... who else thinks this guy looks like a cross between Kevin Bacon and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[2000tankbuster]

After the first time I saw this, I always checked my underwear for stickers

Just to be safe

[GORYU123]

There was a time my ex and i were play wrestling and im tickling her and were haveing fun and laughing i go to do a fake head butt and at the same time she leans into kiss me... hit her nose shes laughing as well as crying and im sitting there going..... o___O ARE YOU OK IM SO SORRY. Jeez. i love this special because its 100% true, reason i got dumped was because she dint tell me what she wanted she dint get what she wanted and left after 2 and a half great years. girls he's right tell your man

[Netherwolf6100]

Hey you! Look up you're missing the comedy!

[byrnz35]

One person is begging for someone else to dislike this....

but he is going to be begging for a long time.

[xxRAWRxGIRLxx]

"I wish I could call everybody else's inner-retard RIGHT NOW... and BRAG about you!"

LOL My inner retad brags about me all the time XD

[6THSHARINGAN]

*Warning* DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING WHILE WATCHING THIS!!!

[c00lstuff1]

hearing the story roughly 8 times... i just now understand the significance of "whoah, whoah, whoah!.........arnt you gonna wash'em first?"

[TheTheirishman]

500th like lmao

[GingerKidZach]

Lol after "that's what a soul weighs" part the camera shakes. I guess he made that camera man lol pretty hard. XD

[AnimeLady501]

I love that at 4:49 all of the audience's heads go forward and back at the same time when they burst out laughing

[bexksamuel20]

with a picture of a dude on the front that makes me really uncomfortable

[CosmosPoet]

any true blood fans catch "Shreveport Louisiana?"

[Hexed4Life]

Pause the video at 1:38 and laught your ass off.

[Hoshimaru57]

" HNNNNG...and my hand slipped and I punched her in the face..."

And that's where I then tell you how awesome my girlfriend is.

I have done more things to her that look like abuse...and all of it out of sheer clumsiness.

She'd probably cry (or laugh) because it hurt, and I'd be there "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that." And she'd wrap her arms around me and whisper in my ear..."I know, now please get me an ice pack, this hurts like a mother fucker."

[DarkpaladinEXE]

@Hoshimaru57 That is one fine women you got there my friend, fine indeed.

[shepdog14]

This is one of those things that just never gets old

[COWGIRLBABY19841]

well i guess he decided to let his inner retard make the bed lol

[ravenira]

Broke my ex boyfriend's rib during sex.... he stopped, growled, and then started thrusting again with more passion then he could ever re-create. THAT'S how you salvage a painful moment during a sexual momet

[MrTheghostanddarknes]

@ravenira ...........goddamn.



[Mosuperman11]

i have half of the views for this one!!!!

[TheShadowmaster1010]

"OWWWWWWW............wow that hurt alot idoit!"

[shortgirl456]

My boyfriend was trying to be all cool! So, me trying to open the pickle jar and i couldnt! So hes trying to be all manly and such so he says " I got this one baby ;)" So i give up and give him the jar and he is trying to open it! But He didnt wanna seem like a wimp, so he tries and he elbows me in the nose!!!! I was bleeding and he was like OMG! But all I could do was laugh!!!!! HAHA!

[bawitdaba123456]

@shortgirl456 lol try explaining to ur friends that he didnt do it on purpose

[TheNewKenpachi]

I was watchin this shit on my phone at a fucking golf game! And when he punched her in the face I fuckin exploded and messed up the guys shot! :P

[Lycan4]

"Woah! .... Aren't you gonna wash 'em first?" "...." *looks down**looks back up* "They will never be THIS clean again."

[AzraelKnight]

I have to say, the punch in the face story is far worse than the sticker one.

[Astrithor]

"might as well grab her butt. alright, yeaaah"

thats where i lost it. crying, im laughing so hard

[keilxkey2255]

3:16 BLUE STEEL!

[2ndhandsoul]

One person stuck their hand into the ceiling hand.

[MsZyvion]

and my hand slipped and i punched her in the face

[snooze2010]

"...we would be nuked by canada"

best. line. ever.

[Jorge92114]

what underwear does he have

[Jonnie4Life]

The one dislike must be the ceiling fan.

[CodyOiMusic]

One person stuck their hand in the ceiling blade fan

[sevelev711]

That's not the worst story.

Yeah you don't now him like I do.

[E1YK001]

...I can make this work

[hellno1235]

OH SHE FELL OFF THE BED! LOOK AT THAT

She Fell Off The Bed

Well While She's Laying There Gasping Might A s Well Grab Her Butt... Alright thats A hundred percent right there

[okaminodoku]

and my hand slipped and i punched her in the face

[lala931992]

I love when he's like, "That's not the worst story," and we all almost die from shock.

[knickfan446]

I love the inner retard haha

[13BLACK13NINJA1313]

Ceiling fans SUCK

[mikevick97]

my hand slipped and punched her in the face

[LilJustified]

My hand slipped and i PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE OMG I WAS ROLLING AT 4 AM

[raiderfanforever999]

That's why I wear boxers.

[hahaha2250]

"I punched her in the face" ROFLMAO

[ilove666]

my boyfriend did the same thing with the sheets. broke my nose lolz

[Honey059]

:30 Whoo, Wow Titus has some great hip action here, those jeans are tight. He's hot in this special than in Norman Rockwell.

[GerardRockMyWorld]

It wasn't going fwop fwop fwop

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[Pj0tter]

Click 1 second playing and... *push the like button*

[NinjaBunnyPro]

when he does the goofy walk, it reminded me of the academy of silly walks off of monty python

[DemonVenomcat]

@NinjaBunnyPro The ministry of silly walks, and totally yeah :) Me too :D

[DiLL590]

you have definitely skipped some levels

[vmneda]

Thank God I'm not the only idiot in the world doing these kind of stupid things. Thank you Titus, for making me feel normal.

[ZombieInLaw]

The 1 dislike is from Chris' dad.

[JohnathonRob]

My stomach hurts so much after he said he punched her.

[ChrisJKyle]

what the hell it wont play after it gets to 3:11

[blackxbamboo]

God, my sides are aching, I can't even breath anymore!

[LisaJohnson601]

I love the inner retard voice

[deadsilencer87]

HAHAH XD clown wig and nazi boots? lets go *bonk*

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"I have no words for this one."

[backinX]

I laughed so hard I pissed myself

[mrbigwang1991]

i lost 28 lbs in my divorce cuz well thats wut a soul weighs!!!

[MacabreDerek]

It's been so long since I laughed so hard I cried.

[andysim232]

"i wish i could call up other ppls iner retard and brag about you"! lol

[theimmortalemperor]

when i was watching this i was ment to be doing my assignment in class and i completely lost it, LOL

[mraim6164]

My personal recovery would have been to do a Michael Jackson dance when he was shaking off the hand.

[zube294]

@mraim6164 I thought the same exact thing, lol.

[caclites]

I was watching this at work, and I completely lost it.

[GerardRockMyWorld]

omg this was uploaded on my b-day.

[GrimmShadowsII]

Any girl who puts up with all this is perfect...Where can I find one?

[Blasted2Oblivion]

I lost 20 lbs in the devorce cause...thats what a soul weighs.

[OutlawRebel117]

"I have no words for this one. I frankly believe you have outdone yourself here my friend. That was extraordinary. You have definitely skipped some levels. I wish I could call everybody else's inner retard right now...And brag about you."

No matter how many times I hear I always fall out of my chair laughing. His inner retard rocks!

[Judsonnnn]

and if the world doesn't cry.... well we destroy the people that don't!

[tonnieannelewis]

this video needs a love button.

the day christopher titus dies the world will all cry

[valkyriemaiden22]

Ka-pow! Ka-pow!  Ka-pow! The bed is made.

[KaTiEZZZZLoL90210]

lol if she was nagotiating for the U.S. we would be nooked bycanada XD lol that

[SDAddario88]

"OOOOOOWWW! Wow, that hurt a lot, idiot!!" ROFLMFAO!!!!!

[BradyBitch93]

Oh My God Dude! It's Five In The Morning Here Where I Live...I Get The Bright Idea "Yeah Lets Watch Some Chistopher Titus" Yes Titus Is Right We All Have An Inner Retard I See That Now. I'm Trying So Fucking Hard Not To Laugh. You Really Have No Clue. Anyone Who Dont Think Titus Is Funny Is A Damn Lair Cause I Have To Take A Break After Every Video I Watch Just To Breathe!! Titus Your The Man Dude. Amazingly Talented Dude.

I Love Ya Chis. Keep It Coming.

[jaydedjen110]

Laughing and Crying so hard I can't see!

[bmxkidssn22]

funniest comedian iv ever seen. love the part was the ceiling fan thats to stupid to make up and can only come frm a true story

[TheBouShea]

The one person who disliked this is from a "normal family"

[thesweetestgirlever]

that one dislike is Titus' ex

[PrettyPoison1993]

Love Love Love Christopher Titus! So funny!

[painless6661]

My inner retard just got a phone call...

"What? Christopher Titus just punched his girlfriend in the face...while...trying pull a sheet up?"

LMFAO

[pirategirlfan301]

that's not the worst story.

omg

ROFLOLOL

[IluvKirito]

1 person did not pass Number 31's inspection.

[santaisgreen]

I love Titus. I usually thought only shit like this happende to me

[MrCameronjohns]

tits

[moviekris0426]

"That's not the worst story..." lol

[MrSwannyboy]

three days ago i was mid intercourse, and swung around to roll over... broke her nose..

[seshy88]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! lol

[MrYoudiditnotme]

hit 1 repeatedly LOL F-ing funny!!!

[kaibear123]

LMFAOOO ommg!! lool inspected by number 31!! xD LOL

[chapadwa]

omg, the fan thing would totaly be me! lol

[lancer9437]

why is Eddie Izzard the 4th related video???

[chapadwa]

@lancer9437 i was thinking the same thing lol

[fwkomets71]

If she stayed with him throughout ALL OF THIS, she must love him to DEATH. Hahahahaha!!!

[FallingBloodrain]

I have to rewind it and listen to him make the noise of the fan like 4 times cuz it makes me laugh like my inner retard. lol

[miolovebaby]

I'm in class secretly watching this and I almost blew it when he stuck his hand in the fan, OMG

[tonnieannelewis]

@miolovebaby  lol mee tooo

BLLLAAHHHHH

[MinkySteve153]

@miolovebaby I was doing that, I just gave in and burst out laughing. I then linked my teacher to the video

[LuminatedDarknessC8]

@miolovebaby How did you get onto Youtube?!?!?!

[dark1monarch]

@LuminatedDarknessC8 at a lot of colleges they have free wifi for laptops for "research" and all that

[LuminatedDarknessC8]

@dark1monarch And they don't have a block?

[dark1monarch]

@LuminatedDarknessC8 nope its awesome :)

[Chixor001]

@miolovebaby I wouldn'tve been able to pull that off. Ive seen this special several times but every time I break out in laughs.

[Twilightsavitar]

"They will never be this clean again!"

[Misscomplicated66]

lol "these are the badass box with the picture of a dude on the front that makes me really uncomfortable"

[DrAchO2]

Neither do I inner retard. That punch in the face thing would put any guys ass on the fast track to out the door.

[superbad42]

@DrAchO2 ...but its a mistake... there is no love without forgiving stupid mistakes... now if they are mistakes with intent then by all means.

[DrAchO2]

@superbad42 then you my friend have never known a spiteful woman because woman, even with a slightestes mistake, aren't very forgiving. and they never let you live it down. this may simply be coming from bad experience but I am sure any woman in here would agree with me. "Hey Ladies, if your man forgets your birthday, your anniversary, or accidentally punches you in the face, what would you do?"

[superbad42]

@DrAchO2 ... well... im very certain there is a HUGE difference between forgetting a birthday or anniversary and accidentally having your hand slipping off bed sheets and hitting her in face by accident... yeah... one is you being a fool that deserves to be hit in the face back and getting your ass dropped... yeah two HUGE differences.

[Serenity0010]

@DrAchO2 well i did get hit by accident.......but we're together

[Astrithor]

@DrAchO2 i accidentally elbowed my girl in the face one time. i felt HORRIBLE...but we laughed so hard the next day