Never Mind the Buzzcocks - Mel C & the condoms (+ en subs)

[shadedsoulhorse]

he so asked for that!

[blondfromfinland]

i love bill bailey's respectful nod at 0:58

[buckbumble]

Simon's always got an answer.

[FuckTheReason]

NMTB with subtitles - I LOVE YOU!! This is what I was searching for months!! 

[mrsdoctorsong]

Aaahaa he brought that on himself xxx

[Superdry91]

Gotta love Bill Bailey's "props" nod to Melanie at 0:57. :D

[prettyreckless2700]

NMTB - revealing which celebrities are cool and not so cool

e.g. Josh Groban = cool, Preston whats his face = not cool

[oAzREZNoR]

@prettyreckless2700 Bill, and the guy he grabbed to replace Preston = cool

[welshchicklovsmya]

I LOV THT

[narutonyahcat12]

you have no IDEA HOW long i've been looking for this thank you :,)

[sguerrero077]

Do you?

no we just cuddle.

[GeorgeGeek]

SUTIN

[ben775883]

The song at the beggining is dy-na-mi-tee by ms dynamite

[Radders123]

Any idea what the tune at the beginning is????

[Musicandstuff1000]

Simon Amstell- The perfect example that all the best men are gay :(

[itsRachelsaurus]

Is that what that song meant????

[MsAlexis4444]

i wanna know what ep this was< does anyone know ? x

[AncientJoystick2]

@MsAlexis4444 Series 20 Episode 6

[chihirorocks]

It's...so...British.

[QueenReigns1]

@chihirorocks

A British show, on British TV..yes it's So British...how very strange old chap.

[QueenReigns1]

@chihirorocks

A British show, on British TV..yes it's So British...how very strange old chap.

[PoeticSpice]

Melanie C can hold her own! She is such a quick thinker!

[Wassertroepfle]

@prentice2005 thank you :)

[yunonamesleft]

that was actually brilliant

[loonigirl22]

That's why Mel C is my favourite Spice Girl

[Wassertroepfle]

btw does someone have the whole show with melanie c?

[prentice2005]

@Wassertroepfle look up phimilne on youtube. he uploads whole episodes

[Wassertroepfle]

her answer was just brilliant xD thanks for uploading!

[emcainssemie1]

Best comeback... ever!  :D

[candymandy224]

You've got to love the blank look of shock on Simon's face. And then he comes back with THAT.

[adjhd1]

what a come back.

[slyfmmcrs]

lmfao

[ant851114]

love how simon invades people private lives n also he can take a joke to

[rosydonut]

It's hard to believe she was a spice girl. She seems so normal and down to earth,

A well rounded individual.

[musicalsoul08]

"We just cuddle" HAHAHA!

[CrashSable]

I really wish people would take the time to think about what these phrases actually mean before they stamp them on a video. Not one single person was even slightly OWNED in any sense of the word in this entire video.

[orr89]

how the hell have i never twigged on what put it on, put it on meant, man I'm slow lol

[cheapy2006]

he reminds me of proffessor yaffle off bagpus

[CeroMetralleta]

Isn't it ironic ...putting english sub on english show O_O

[anonihamster]

Love this comeback so much! His face at 0:54 is priceless...

[pisswizzard]

First, a great comeback. Then a witty response to the comeback so nobody gets hurt :-D

I love NMTB.

[originalhellchild]

pwned

[bladerunner12]

Clever.

[ScottishHades]

I love Simon, he is so sweet... at times :)

[fritspas]

Great Manuel impression there.

[One4Mcfly]

interhorse...haha !!

[shuikyou]

Best. Comeback. Ever.

[Serpico69]

whats the song in the beginning?

[naomielizabeth27]

@Serpico69 Ms. Dynamite!

[thestarrynightskies]

do you?

...we just cuddle ;3

[Neutrinoghost]

I've bet both of them (and Tim Minchin), you've gotta love N London.

[AnimeLuver2224]

LMAO! "Do you?" THIS JUST MADE MY DAY! XD

[WithADashOfFairyDust]

What does he say at 1:00 ?

[deathkavnagh6666]

@WithADashOfFairyDust We just Cuddle

[WithADashOfFairyDust]

@deathkavnagh6666 Oh haha, I can totally hear it now you mentioned it, thanks.

[moshpotpaul]

That was genius haha

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

Rare time Simon got OWNED... I love Simon and Mel C's banter! :D

[crs0831]

I would cuddle with Simon any day. I'm afraid I'm not his type though. :(

[franinconverse]

Love this clip!

[8darthrevan]

I want to cudle with simon

[bladerunner12]

lol quick thinking

[xCheekiix]

brilliant comeback, simon is just adorable ^.^

[stanbalo]

you don't mess with a spice girl

[95kittens]

oh, he's so all cute and innocent ^^

[burnleysbabe]

hah mels comback was just legend!

[tigerlover52]

Best comback EVER

[canibetoto]

simon's face after she asks him.... oh dear....

[comiclover788998]

"Do you?"

Perfect comeback.

[rosaeyeliner]

i love phils laugh. and simon is adorable as always. get him back on the show.

[PwoperAmusing]

I forgot how much better buzzcocks was when Simon was onit :((

[blenderpanzi]

@PwoperAmusing Well I didn't forget that because I stopped watching a few episodes after he was gone.

[ashburnhouse]

Mel C is so adorable!

[hope45688]

lol! Simon totally set himself up for that one!

[samfitzy8]

I was having a drink then he turned round and said we just cuddle. Need new laptop key board now. LMAO.

[critchlowfchc]

@samfitzy8 yet u managed to type?

[samfitzy8]

@critchlowfchc Used different comp u idiot!!!!!!

[critchlowfchc]

@samfitzy8 in that case i am amazed at ur commitment to watch and comment on this video!

[samfitzy8]

@critchlowfchc Well ye i thought it was kind of funny!!!!!!

[The343Player]

"Do you?"

....*Simon walks off*

[ltkirby1989]

literally one of my all time favourite clips of simon ever :D makes me lol every time

[MrAgod92]

did not expect that come back at all, well played

[edisdead1]

mel c owned simon there like

[MrsAckles09]

LOL @ Mel's comeback.

I love Simon Amstell but that was amazing.

[thegirl44]

@MrsAckles09

Mel is great. Very quick witted and, moreso, willing to have a go at herself for the sake of the show being funny. Did you see the episode that she was on when she was pregnant? She is, by far, the most beautiful pregnant woman that I've ever seen, they could have lit the studio with her she was glowing that much.

[Bridgiedidge5]

Simon does look very cute in this clip.

But it's the only time I can think of (though there's probably other instances) where a guest has clearly beaten Simon at his own game.

Nice work Mel C!

[TheGiggles1963]

OWNED.

[AnnziiLovesMusic]

And again... God I love him!!!

He tries to embarrass her then she comes out with an amazing comeback and *completely* owns him =P

He looks so hot in this video though (well, actually, he always does - and now people are going to get sick of my 'Simon is so hot' comments on every video =L) But he is. It's just a shame I'm not a man =P Love him <3

[357Snowball]

His face at 55, it's like, ok I've been beaten.

[RinLockhart]

I love how the camera zoomed in on Simon's face.

[melcfanatic]

Melanie at her best !!! love ya Mel xxxxx

[SweetAndCrazyAngel]

That was hilarious. Both had great comebacks in the end and their faces were funny xD

[w00t64]

Mel C was always my favourite Spice Girl <3

[IWantLandingSnow]

OOOOH MY GOD!

[cleaningagent101]

loool this is hilarious. How can anyone not love him and his adorable self? what episode is this? cause I have to go watch the whole thing now of course!

[Xigano1]

ZIIING ! :)

[jennie8908]

Ah Simon is awesome! :)

[thebub]

english subs really.......

they are speaking english.....

[Szaam]

good comeback tbf, haha

[imissrose123]

Even though I love Simon to bits, I applauded my computer screen when Mel said "Do you?"

[playbic15]

haah simon blates goes bareback with his men :)

[LilMissae]

I miss Amstell

[Namaechan]

Ah yes... If you can't get out of it any other way; turn it around!

[flabsch2212]

hey Mel C - that was a good one...

Simon did 100% NOT expect that :D

[snowflakett]

I don't think she was trying to be funny, she felt awkward so said Do You and it was the right person at the exact right time so it was funny lmao

[moonlitlove91]

"do you?" that has to be the best joke/comback i've ever seen! lol

[sportyspice26]

plain funny.

sporty spice 26

[88THEBUNNYMAN88]

hahaha simons face at 0.54!! priceless

[MrHeslopian]

I think Simon's final quip was really quite cute:-)

[Sianara001]

Well played Mel C lol ;)

[funkynotstinky]

uaaahahahaa!!! =))))

[trackydacks5]

"i don't really like sharing"

[adamantagnostic]

I can't believe people are taking this as an opportunity to argue about gay marriage. "Oh, look! Another gay comedian! I think I'll take this time to pass judgement on his lifestyle and share my views on this controversial subject!" Can't people just "enjoy" comedy anymore?

[Milchreisbraut]

hahaa she totally owned him, but than his remark killed me. hilarious

[TooBusy2Fuck]

"do you?" lol

Mel c is great (:

[Sianara001]

Amstell: "we just cuddle" lmao

leg-end

[LaGiogio]

I respect the fact that you like having discussions on my video's page, but if there's one thing I don't respect, it's plain homophobia. This is one of the few places I can control people, including myself, being discriminated, so I will. Let this be a warning to whoever finds it neccessary to spread hatred.

[dayiiv]

@LaGiogio damn youtube error wont let me see the video. just wanted to say nice one on the homophobes thing. they need telling to fuck off more often. if your homophobia is expressed through an "eww gays" attitude then fair enough but when people start abusing others because of it they need telling that they are dicks.

[coolbean08]

@dayiiv erm, 'eww gays'? really? cos thats acceptable, isnt it :|

[dayiiv]

@coolbean08 yeah i think its acceptable for people to find the thought of homosexual sex distasteful. some people get hung up on that but dont have any problem with gay "people", they are just pre occupied with the sexual side of things. are you saying that everybody in the world should like the idea of men having sex with each other? people can find what each other do in the bedroom disgusting without it getting in the way of their otherwise fine relationship and without being a bigot.

[coolbean08]

@dayiiv yes, but that doesnt have everything to do with being gay. its natural to them - perhaps gay people think that the thought of a man and a woman is off putting - not unnatural, but offputting. also, what some straight people do in the bedroom is a lot worse. you dont have to think about what gay people do 'in the bedroom', but to outrightly think 'eww, gays' is like judging the person entirely on their sexuality, which they cant help.

[dayiiv]

@coolbean08 well its a mater of opinion, what you find unacceptable i think is not ideal but hardly wrong. personally i think that although not ideal its a step in the right direction. its obvious that we wont see eye to eye so i think we should agree to disagree.

[nov3tj]

@LaGiogio What is the song from 0-18 seconds

[nov3tj]

@LaGiogio

[nov3tj]

@LaGiogio what's the song at the beginning of this

[nov3tj]

@LaGiogio what's the song at the beginning of this.

[00AJS]

@nov3tj It's Ms. Dynamite, Dy-na-mi-tee 

[alovejokes]

@LaGiogio  i agree i see no reason for people to have homophobia every person has the right to love/like or be with any one they want male or female.

[AmyLeefan1024]

@LaGiogio Well put, I could not have said it better myself.

[ultraviolence000]

@LaGiogio

fuckin A, mate!

[silarnon]

@LaGiogio Well said.

[leegoodwin90]

absolutely awesome cut down:)

[MelanieCFan88]

Fuck how great is that??? XD. Haha. Thanks for sharing XD

[elliemakesmusic]

oh lord, i LOVE simon amstell.

[TheDarkHippy93]

OH MY GOD I WANT HIM.

Why is he gay? I must have seriously misbehaved in a past life.

[whitestripebuzz]

although simon isnt exactly the most masculine of chaps. its still hard to belive he is gay.

[rabbitwho]

homosexuality and femininity/ aren't related.

[whitestripebuzz]

Believe me i know. I am more feminine than Simon, yet somehow straight.

[aidenmccloskey]

yeah, it's just a massive coincedence the base majority of male homosexuals are very feminine.

[rabbitwho]

Firstly: None of the gay guys I know are especially feminine, and I know a few straight guys who are. More power to people like Graham Norton for being themselves, everyone should be themselves, but they do not represent all gay people, no one does.

Secondly: Femininity and Masculinity should not be specific or related to gender, sex, or sexuality. This is 2009 for crying out loud!

[aidenmccloskey]

okay, okay i wasn't disputing any of those facts, but it could be 10,030 and it still wouldn't make any difference.

it doesn't matter what time line you're in if you look at it clearly.

'it's 2010 things should be like and this and this'

well they ain't that and that and that. it's not got anything to do with the timeline or how advanced our technology has become. people are hard to convince, they're not open minded and they're very stubborn and always have been. thats the way it is.

[rabbitwho]

and! to go back on topic: most people are more educated now, I wouldn't expect them to be stupid enough to think that femininity has something to do with homosexuality in men.

[aidenmccloskey]

education has nothing to do with it. it's the difference of opinion on homosexuality.

just because you agree to it, doesn't everyone else has to.

i don't disagree with it. although i blame gays and for ruining the intimacy of marriage.

marriage should be something special for those who bind their love together, then go on to have children. there's no future for mankind when left to homosexuality.

feminine male homosexuals might be just be a stereotype, but it's a damn good one.

[thenevereverboy]

'marriage should be something special for those who bind their love together, then go on to have children.'

What about old/ infertile couples!?

[rabbitwho]

I agree with you about marriage should be. "Something special for those who bind their love together" I just don't see what body parts have to do with that. Love is something from the soul (or the mind), sexuality is something from the body and the genes and the glands. Love belongs to everyone, and two men or two women can feel it just as strong as a man and a woman. It is sad that you can't understand this.

[aidenmccloskey]

no, i can understand that with ease.

you know that fat fuck from little britain? how long was he married for? then he chucked it, just over a year.

my gran and grandad lasted over 65 years. they were married before the world war.

things worked better sixty years ago. i'm not saying the modern world, should be the exact same to the world it was in the 40s. although it should take some of its standards and use them today.

[MrHeslopian]

@aidenmccloskey So you take one gay couple and use them to exemplify ALL gay couples. I'm sorry, but that's just idiotic. My parents lasted only fifteen years, some heterosexuals don't last much more than fifteen minutes, but we don't judge all straight couples via one single example. You're such a fucking moron.

[coolbean08]

@aidenmccloskey i know that people have moaned at you about this comment, and that you wrote it a long time ago, but about marriage... marriage doesnt imply that you should have children. what if a couple dont want children?

also, down to the base question.... have you considered that NO ONE can CHOOSE their sexuality? thats like someone blaming you for being born with a certain colour hair.

[Hessar]

I... don't think I could agree any harder with what you're saying. Well said.

[vinnywinnies]

'We just cuddle'

Sublime.

[FirstWave12]

OWNED!

[imissrose123]

I simply ADORE Simon especially when he does that face after the "Do you?" before he goes to sit down xD it's adorable <3

Although when is Simon NOT adorable?

[ltkirby1989]

@imissrose123 when hes having a poo lol

[satancomm41]

@imissrose123 when he's ripping the absolute shit out of you..? poor choice of words, i meant in a sarcastic banter way not any other way :)

[shaneanthonypearson1]

why isnt simon doin anymore shows?????

[luvoasisandboosh]

LOL

i'm going to miss simon

:(

[LaGiogio]

It's official, I love you XD

And I'm drunk, so never mind me LOL!

[ModOrRocker]

That was a brilliant come back from Mel. Well done to her!

[kaz2692]

it was an even better comeback from simon

[BlackRoseBeauty92]

ILOVEHIM <3

[vmistry94]

Do you use a condom? PUT IT ON

[imissrose123]

Lmao. Simon is so cute when he's all embarrased after the "Do you?" comment from Mel C. xD

[vquito]

LMAO!! Simon usually has really quick comeback but it seemed like he had nothing to say in 0:55. The cuddle remark was a cute comeback

[PurpleHazeOfSanj]

LOL!!!

[creamysodarevenge]

Fucking brilliant! I love how he didn't know how to answer that, brilliant

[nortsoldier]

we just cuddle rofl

[Oddballistics]

Ohhh Simon xDDDD.

[BlaqueRavage]

LMAO! owned