PEANUT BUTTER FACE (while discussing the Georgia-Russia War)

[StaleMilk12]

1:35-1:40 I was cheering for the glob of peanut butter on your chin to NOT FALL YOU CAN DO IT DON'T FALL YOU'LL RUIN THE CARPET. But then at 1:41 I actually literally shouted a (loud) disappointed NOOOOO!! D: And everyone in the room thought I was crazy. And then there was cake. Not even kidding, it was delicious.

[IvarHuisman]

Wow, I just came here because of your latest video and you said peanut butter face and I had to know what is was, I start the video and suddenly its Jeff from community (Joel McHale) who does the video! geez you look quite like him with a little bit of beard =)

[DesiringFuture]

If I tried to do Peanut Butter face I would literally die. Allergies.

[alilona]

Peanut butter face makes me gag

[randobanana]

Yeti: Johnnn? Wheres the peanut butter?! I was gonna make Henry a sandwich....(Walks in on peanut butter face)

[2gigapuppies]

What? WHAT? I'm sorry, I was too busy waiting intently for that glob of peanut butter to fall off your chin at 1:39.

[TengoAkira]

I am from Georgia and the economical growth and getting closer to the west things aren't going so good.

[MrNemBooks]

Creamy.

[LotusTheobroma]

I had to squint to watch you spread that all over your face. It was hard. A little painful, actually. THE MESS IT BURNS

[OneNOnlyBabydoll]

the peanut butter really brings out the green in your eyes.

I hope Henry sees this one day.

[Comeeatmebra]

I bet his skin was really soft after this.

[CustardStig]

This would have been a terrible time for John to find out he has a severe peanut allergy...

[RPHSNerdyfun311]

I hate the Peanut butter face! It makes me want to blarrgg.. DX

[TheHatOfDestiny]

why is that peanut butter so.....smooth and easy to spread?

Oh american peanut butter...

[heyitsrissa]

@TheHatOfDestiny because it's creamy peanut butter....we have crunchy peanut butter too, but he probably didn't want to put it on his face.

[TheHatOfDestiny]

@heyitsrissa yeah I know but peanut butter in the uk is a lot thicker and less orange.

[missmuggledetector]

I'm so glad he's not my teacher. If he was, I'd only be studying him xD

[sessrojak]

i'm not listening, i am really just watching him and wonder why is he not licking his lips and his fingers...

[MissMeggie2804]

Willy must be so happy...

[snowpunk116]

I like when John Green talks about history and politics. I don't like peanut butter face.

[ellencradd10]

oh i do hope sarah walked in on this.

[t1s2m3a4]

Lived just outside of Tibilisi for a while. An Amazing country with wonderful people. I can think of no other reason to come to their aid. A great people and their culture are just as important a resource as oil. That was a very tense week for me. Side note: For the record "peanut butter face" really creeps me out.

[TheJessehoffman]

...............YES



[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

while john talks all that is going thru my head is, i think i can smell peanut butter right now AHH SO JOES an im also singing in my head, do you want georgia to leave no no no, do you want georgia to leave no no, georgia i don't know who you are.. and so on and so forth

[WeAreFear]

HAHAHA! I love it when it melts and falls off his face. I don't know why. It just cracks me up.

[adolfog316]

omg he did

[adolfog316]

i wish that willy got to lik it off it wud be halarious

[perpl3xity]

I love how it slowly melts as he talks about more and more recent history.

[cooliopeace33]

Um, excuse me John, but according to "Hetalia" history doesn't repeat itself! :P

[AddictedToMarkets]

I just watched this video while eating chips and salsa, and I sort of almost threw up a little. Even so, John, you are still my hero.

[pirateguineapigs]

I'm suddenly craving peanut butter...

[RenegadeJuggler]

I don't like peanut butter face. maybe it's just me but I think it's kind of gross.

[ZenyaSavesRebalya]

@RenegadeJuggler It's not just you.

[igotyourmoney23]

peanut butter bubble 1:46 hehehe

[DrunkenDriverStudios]

Yeah, You've got it all wrong. Sorry.

[quoththeraven929]

@DrunkenDriverStudios Explain?

[DrunkenDriverStudios]

@quoththeraven929 Well, you see, that is what the American media wants you to think, Georgia is the bad guy here, those images of bombings are Georgians bombing South Osetia & Abkhazia

[DrunkenDriverStudios]

@DrunkenDriverStudios Actually, sorry. That was worded wrong. The Georgian PRESIDENT is the bad guy here.

[Anna28Twilight]

can´t stop looking at the peanutbutter at 1:36 dropping down... iww :D

[aviomaster]

Economic GROWTH does not come from BOMBS, CROATIA NATO member it is just question of time When they will kick their government out of office Poverty is increasing exponentially Croatia has 40% chance of going bankrupt in 2011. DEBT run economy is imploding ,

That is what they got for entering NATO-OTAN. WHAT do you say about this situation , Bulgaria Romania are in NATO average pay there 300 Euro per month what you say about that ???

[aviomaster]

USA bombed Serbia 1999 for 78 days with B-2 first time used in combat B-52 bombers,

If this is not war crime If killing 1.4 Million people in Iraq is not war crime I do not know what is a WAR CRIME ?

GOD bless Russian Nuclear Stockpile

[drooliaa]

FOOD CLUB? Yeaaaaaaaaaah Marsh.

[channyandseddiefan]

I didn't listen to anything. It's...so hard...to...concentrate...

[JuliaTG987]

John, you've made a grammatical mistake :O which I will now correct.

There is no "the" before Ukraine, the sole reason that it was placed there in the beginning was because people considered it a new country after it gained its independence from Russia in 1991. But in fact, Ukraine has been around for hundreds of years prior to this "miraculous" event! Therefore, "the" is not necessary. Sadly, grammar and history have failed us...

Sincerely,

Nerd

[retrorocketrhiannon]

Oh gosh, I'm looking at your face, and I think I am actually going to be sick.

I think I might actually throw up. I love peanut butter, but seriously, how can you stand having that on your face? *shudder*

[TheAdaization]

"...presumably because the world does not contain enough Luxembourgs."

that made me laugh, because I know what luxembourg is. I live there, actually. So, yeah. It's not true. One Luxembourg is definitely enough. (:

[REDNECKISBOSS]

umm dude you have somthing on your face....

[61teewssa]

I HATE YOU!!!!!(not really) I found out I was allergic to peanuts a month ago and because of the large amount of time I spend doing athletics I can't eat peanuts. I LOVE PEANUTS!!!!

[B0omtown]

2 girls 1 cup flashback..... D:

[xnikkilockheartx]

i was just staring at that giant blob of peanut butter slipping offa your chin.

[RachelJoyify]

That is an amazing talk, I would catch a lot of the information if he didn't have peanut butter falling off his face... :)

[kewlpeepsnowman]

i enjoyed that jiggily strand hanging from his chin

[gelingelingx]

Oh my god, I can never eat peanut butter again. I swear I nearly hurled at 1:36 when the butter dropped down.

[TawnyChanichinisan]

...I swear to god I smelled peanut butter while I was watching this...

[spidermanandsnape]

You need to replace my history teacher

[mypapermind]

Did anyone hear any of that? I was distracted by the peanut butter bubble....

[TAYROARS]

OMG. That should so be a mighty boosh character ! :O

[frogreader16]

I'm sorry John Green, but I didn't take in a word you said. I was transfixed by that one glob of peanut butter on your chin that kept almost falling off but not quite, and then when it did another glob took its place. This may be your bet vid yet :D

[silverturtle14]

i thought it was a peanut butter mustache, not face...

[adivertisement]

this was on my birthday!!!

[9thCircleProductions]

You look like Roger Moore!

[StephJayneV]

IT DRIPS

[ExclaimationPoint27]

your hair could be a candy treat. Peanut butter puff:3

[stephlovesthejobros]

i wonder what henry would do...

[LROB1997]

3:53

[SSdetectiveagency]

one question has been plaguing me for the past couple minutes and I must ask did you clean the rest of your face with crackers or did you let Willy get the rest after the video?

[Frutella512]

Thanks for pronouncing Ossetia "Oh-Say-Tee-A" and not "Oh-See-Sha."

[LibelliaJones]

I think this video allows us to known what John would look like if he was the illegitimate love child of George Hamilton and Snookie... STAY WHITE JOHN, and nerdy. White and nerdy.

[everydayandrew88]

John, I love your video's, but I have a horrible phobia of things that are sticky and or creamy. This video makes me cringe

[nathan13x]

It's disturbing that this made me really hungry ... I wish I had a peanut butter sammich here

[InFlameProductions]

I usually like watching you talk politics but this is kind of nauseating.

[purse1234]

I'm eating peanut butter out of a jar while watching this.

[ferngirltlc]

Peanut butter? On your face?  Really?

[Beccatheeginge]

1:43

PEANUT BUTTER BUBBLE!

[jessesnipesyou101]

i want to be your dog.

[Kestrel150]

lol at the last 5 seconds XD

[sarathoughtonnothing]

it looks like u have really tan and really oily skin.

[samilio412]

I think instead of fighting, killing, and having wars, we should all take a second to think and put stuff on our heads :) DFTBA JOHN (not that you ever will)

[Scrat335]

Too bad your analysis is about 99% flat out wrong. What a waste of effort and time.

[nukeakitten]

do you want georgia to leave?

[Dirtboy101]

Can you imagine if he was allergic to peanuts?  *shutters*

[burningflurber]

I suddenly have the craving for a peanut butter sandwich.

[OkayTimeForPlanZ]

I didn't take any of that stuff in. All I could do was wait for some peanut butter to drip of his chin.

[letryanlive]

I only care about John Green, Hank can SUCK IT!

[blondstbrunett1]

Anyone else find it nearly impossible to focus on what John is saying while the peanut butter is just...you know, there? I have a longer attention span than that of a squirrel, but peanut butter is just so freaking distracting!

[roofboy179]

I'll never look at peanut butter the same way again D:

[julezsnight]

i wish i had u as a teacher in my skool

[laurenisforeign]

It's dwishis!

[Kriso27]

I see you chose smooth over crunchy...very wise.

[pseudocaveman]

So, halfway through the video, I stopped paying attention to the video, because I was so engrossed in what you were saying. And then, I saw the peanut butter again, and I was like "Oh. John has peanut butter on his face." And then I promptly ignored it again and continued listening.

And this is what your videos have done to me.

[tamolb]

Russians never wanted this region which were populated by georgians majority and RUssia intensified ethnic conflicts and made georgians fleed. !!! untill Russians interfere into Georgia's interior affairs, there people were living peacefully there TOGETHER!!

[KingdomOfGeorgia]

Good analysis. You forgot to mention the fact that Russia backs separatist rebels in every action, including smuggling, robbery, violence, kidnapping and raping etc & etc.

Thanks.

[tehremnantz]

thanks jack ass for mocking 45% of my ancestory

[Dimitri0809]

This American is a fool!

[TheDeathBurger]

@Dimitri0809 ohai Foreign pretentious troll

[AllieYourAlly]

This is the first video I saw (before I was even a Nerdfighter).

I'm truly sorry, John, but I am still quite agast at your peanut-butter face. I detest the peanut-butter face.

I apologize.

[lowcountryladies]

oh dear starting at 1:41 you had a peanut bubble on your chin. maybe you can get bubbles the nerdfighter puppy (a.k.a willy) to get it

[donttouchm3there]

generic peanut butter is NOT yummy. it is nasty, and chalky. peter pan, jiff, or skippy. in that order. top of the list: peter pan honey roast creamy. that is all.

[eragonlover1]

I tried to say aloud to myself "that's so gross," but I accidentally switched mid-word to "that's so jokes," so it came out like "that is so groskes."

That flag would be better if it wanted to give "you" a VULCAN high-five.

[RisenTwice]

So greasy. Eeeew.

[MadiWieg]

IIIII think that the leaders of disagreeing countries should just battle it out with lightsabers. Winner gets their way.

BUTTTTT

It's best 2 out of three AND you can have up to 3 rematches.

However, winner of the 1st match can decline a rematch unless the rematch is called by the majority of the 300 judges from 100 countries due to cheating/unfairness.

[BANGtheDoleDrums]

I wish he were ALL of my teachers...

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@BANGtheDoleDrums He would probably suck as a math teacher, so yeah, you might not want him to do that. . . .

[megahappypinkskitty]

why do we have wars they don't prove which nation is better they just kill people. and I know how to fix that problem.four words GIANT INTERNATIONAL PAINTBALL FIGHTS

[ihearttheplanet]

OMG i think we just found a possible way for world peace. We should get everyone to destroy thier nuclear weapons and then hold a paint ball fight (possibly at the UN so its on neutral ground so there would be no unfair advantage) when people wish to show how "strong and powerful" they are - which seems to be the aim of all wars. I think we should suggest this at a world level i believe a nobel peace prize may be haeading your way megahappypinkskitty. Man nerfighters ARE awesome :)

[megahappypinkskitty]

I cant believe nobodys ever thought of that

[kayman92]

I would suggest wrestling between world leaders but your ideas is way better :)

(and wrestling is fake anyway)

[Dreadwing17]

Would the actual, non-fake version of wrestling work better?(Olympic)

[m1grand70]

@megahappypinkskitty yea, what most countries need to realise before getting into war is. How can you create peace and stop it? Wars end in freedom and liberty. Last but not least, nobodys killing "enemies" just brothers.

[dPuffijeen1]

@megahappypinkskitty Oh noes I Fail at paintball...How about lazertag? Country that comes in last pays.

[miamikin9]

@megahappypinkskitty That's the best idea I've ever heard!

[pryonisys]

@megahappypinkskitty I have already thought this previously and agree completely

[08AOvechkin08]

@megahappypinkskitty sweden should blow the starting whistle

[dob1997]

@megahappypinkskitty you my friend, are a genius! YES! that is the answer!

[joemoex]

1:41 peanut bubble

[GravityProductionz]

lewlllll

[fortheloveofLDS]

Agreed, John. Wars are stupid.

[linnett8bird7]

teehee, food club peanut butter

[mylovelydame21]

LOL How long did it take to clean off the peanut butter smell off of your glasses?

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

This was really painful to watch.

I'm allergic to nuts and I couldn't help envisioning the smell and what it would be like if I had covered my own face in peanut butter and the resulting vomit and if maybe I'd break out in hives or something (I've never had peanut butter on my skin)

Then I thought maybe this is what vegans felt when they watched Hanks ultra manly video. Then I thought, know they just have a psychological aversion to meat, where as mine to PB is both psychological AND physical.

[CeriLouise25]

John GREEN.

The peanut butter is green because it is reflecting the Green of John Green's ironically 'Green' Lat name.

:D

[AgentGhost]

Why does the peanut butter look green? Is it just me?

[KelniusTV]

It's not just you. The peanut butter is green because it is reflecting the green of John Green's ironically green walls.

This phenomena is common, though often unforeseen, as people tend to forget that all colour is light, and so if you can see something then it must be a somewhat reflective surface. And, indeed, you yourself AgentGhost are a reflective surface. I hope this answers your question.

[MissheardMagic]

Ha ya its just you (or your computer screen, or your surroundings in the room with your computer)

[daduia]

oh i can't understand how some people are so stupid....

Mark the words i write because they are the TRUTH: If U.S.A would not exist i can guarantee that Russia would come to your country does not matter which country in Europe or Asia or Arabia or Scandinavia and would rape you and your mother and they would do anything they want because they know USA does not exist and nobody can stop them.

So be happy that USA exist and Russia can not do anything to any country in the world...

-PEACE-

[taipeioh]

daduia,

thums up for you. you are absolutely right!!

[LuciDoFer]

@daduia you are afraid thets good

[ndrakey]

watch?v=V_Ks6hu6ggE <--- why was there a war between russia and georgia?

[geoguy29]

Cooool :)))))))))))))

[ljlightfire1]

cool it bubled

[cayrano]

Can i borrow your dog to lick my peanut butter face? PLeaase? =D

[Gussar]

What a fucking freak show... 00:47 - "In 1921 USSR invaded Russia"... Uhmmm... You dumbass motherfucker...

[LordFerret920]

Peanut Butter Frankenstein.

[gsnfan11197]

Natural or Artificial flavor?

[raz3r997]

Z takim gownem to mozesz wypierdalac

[peoplecallmeagoth]

WOOT!

willie and peanut butter.

how jokes.

[herrapfelkopf]

peanut butter face FTW!!! :P hehe

[heyitsjai]

5 stars just for putting PB on your face... if only our history teachers did this cause then a lot more kids would be paying attention.

[missbassey2733]

he looks like he's going to shave! lol

[DestroyingDarrian]

................I wonder if the Yettie walked by when he was doing this. & John is really into History, How intriguing.

[ndrakey]

Russians never atacked the Capital idiot...

Youtube promoted this video and censored all of my videos... Fucking lies...

[bonabona007]

CHeck the facts idiot, Russians bombed Tbilis airport, so fuck the communist bastards!!!

[rjavij]

don't forget the nationality of stalin....

[ProjectGF]

Stupid video for stupid people.

[DorkusMalorkus5]

You must be stupid then huh? Seeing how you're watching it and all.

Also, I do want to note that the only thing stupid here is the peanut butter. Obviously you ARE the stupid one seeing how if you're even only minorly educated you would appreciate and understand the subject at hand.

[ProjectGF]

LOL, first i didn't watch it to the end. Then, I know exactly what he was going to talk about. Ossetia, and Abkhazia, belongs to us, never Georgian or American. Did he put peanut butter when there was Kosovo dispute, or did he put something else. I don't watch Western propaganda, especially on youtube. If you comment back, you are stupid. If you thumb me down, you are stupid. Lets see howmany stupid people i get. [x]Hitler [x]sukashvili. [x]Napoleone. [x[Any other stupid leader.

[ProjectGF]

And by the way, i have seen other people putting peanut butter on face, but guess what, they are not stupid, because they are not talking about Georgia, or Russia, or Ossetia, they are talking of things i don't know of, like music.

The conflict does not deserve to be discussed.

1]Ossetia and Abkhazia are separist states supported by Russia (like Kosovo but God knows who)

2]Georgia attacks ossetia, killing people.

3]Russia retaliates, clears georgia.

4]separists formely recognized.Period.

[INSANO2395]

hehe

now your stupid

[bonabona007]

Fuck your mother Boris. Period.

[iArtsakh]

you better stay with a peanut butter on your face, and try to avoid any political discussion.

[MrValidi]

Stalin was from Georgia. He'll arise and destroy all of you.

[elementcsm]

you rock lmao

[xPurpleHartzx]

Lol i wonder were elce u made the dog lick xD but nice run though on facts xD

[RyanRox143]

u suckk

[KehBay]

You looked like several thousand differnt people during that video... the ones that stood out the most were:

Homer Simpson

and

An idiot

XD Quality viewing, thank you!

[JamesLovesYou17]

You rock.

[sitkalady]

The whole time I couldn't help but notice the peanut butter was slowing dripping off his face...facsinating, but slightly gross. Btw, I don't think I heard a word he said. lol Kudos to you for putting peanut butter on your face!

[marklouisjordan]

if u didnt pay attention about the war and u payed attention to his face give me a thumbs up lol

[hunterandkelsey]

YOU THE BOMB MR PEANUT BUTTER MAN!

[joomoo123]

Vlogbrothers makes me love politics

[mwtrble]

me too!!!!!!!!!

[joelarkwright]

WHAT THE FUCK!!! HE'S SHIT!!!

[StrawberryLove1587]

any one else find this really gross!? I had to stop watching...

[cocoljani]

i love how he first applies it to his face like shaving stuff

[loohzerIam]

peanut butter jelly time~..but without the jelly~~

[cabobs2000]

Can you talk about more conflicts that nobody seems to follow. I enjoy it. not so mouch the conflict part i just find the reasons behind most wars interesting becasue they dont make any sense if you live in nourth america

[lilbro531]

nourth America doesn't make seance

[BUFFALORON15]

that was fucked all i saw was like dripping peanut butter but i still new what he was saying thats how they should teach kids in school

[joomoo123]

I know right?

[ratava]

OMG! it's dripping!

[Riannajean13]

i sort of think it's cute.

[littlemissschy]

i screamed when that bit of peanut butter fell.

it was distracting me.

that's the only problem with peanut butter face

[fadingwithgrace123]

oh history will youstop repeating yourself hAHAAHAHHAHAH

[snowboarder1098r]

dude u have a serious problem seek help and for god sakes put the peanutbutter on bread or better yet dont buy it all! dont let your dog see you like that he'll probably rape ur face