Maury: Not the Father LAWL!

[LeenvFrisia]

Dion is the absolute lord of all dudes that weren't the father

[johnlocke6666]

i love when the guy is right

[gangstaboo14]

That's Wat she get !

[aldoreshgaramok]

rofl

he runs into the audience

he should have crowd surfed

[stompdownzor]

did anyone notice that nigga fallin of his chair

[stompdownzor]

ghhahahahshshagahahahadjahsshs­hahahaha

[VJ87G]

Hahahaha!!!!

[zomgseriosuly]

LMAO What a whore!!!!!!!

[mrcharliekane]

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[brchung]

Walked off like a champ

[ShadowReaperAD]

lol when the woman ran *pokemon fled from battle*

[BaBybLEnDer69]

can beat dat no child support dance

[CerebralPrince10]

So if it isn't this guy, #11, who the hell is it? How many DIFFERENT guys could ths ugly woman have sex with? poor kids who are in a situation like this

[lurch321]

Whenever these guys are not the father, I almost start crying from laughing so hard!

[callowaymotorcompany]

Man that fat bitch can hustle

[AliLove95]

is that her ass 0:24

[MrSlumdog84]

HAHAHA!!! I love it!!! Dumb ass female.

[JkDiggyPal]

she screamed like a witch being startled~hahaha~

[182Burritos]

When he falls outta the chair! hahaha

[kkgirl300]

lmaoo damn .

[vietling]

32 people were the father

[TheShart1234]

whats the name of the song used?

[MrSlumdog84]

@TheShart1234 In case no one has told you...it's Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder

[McGauley93]

ROFLAMO "You are not the father!" hahaha dumbass slut.

[StormyM187]

God.......... she is a dumb ass bitch!!!!!

[far0n]

Women... always trying to stitch up guys since the dawn of time.

[Oshyrath]

such confidence

[RoBoR3pTaR]

Lmfao I thought this nigga was about to do a stage dive xD

[AliLove95]

why do they have mircophones on their clothes?

[NewPhoenixFilms]

Cocky fat dumb bitch.

I laugh at her idiocy.

[ChaoticBullet]

@NewPhoenixFilms Agreed. Don't you just love how the confidence she has just shoots right out of her ass when she runs away because she's been proven wrong?

[augdog1230]

Niggers.

[add1ct3dk1d]

32 ppl were the father lol

[thatguy1252]

Why do the women ALWAYS CRY and run like a little bitch...when its not the guys fault, shes the dumb shit who cheated.

[pamelalice]

LOL

[Donutman3000]

this is the only reason i watch this show...cant help but smile

[MrOlguini]

OMG the dude got launched after the results....LOL

[mimilulu21]

this shouldnt be funny...but i cant stop laughing haha

[theAwsomeAwsome667]

0:22 never seen a fat person run so fast

[sowetoboi]

nah bitch it aint ova

[MsHazey3]

The women always run backstage, why not keep it upfront and say "ok i was wrong." You don't see it much. lol but it was hella funny.

[sauron9990]

BEST CELEBRATION REACTION in Maury show history

[thndrct218]

Brush your shoulders off nigga!

[deveaux77]

She sounds like one of those Halloween decorations that makes a spooky sound when you walk up the porch to trick or treat

[drzgeneral13]

LMMFAO she thought she was sooo right and BOOM! right at 0:24 the shit hits the fan XD

[Inferno9978]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE FLIP OUT THE CHAIR !

[WatchVenusSpa]

Epic!!!

[alfonsopwns]

Song = Dirt off your shoulders - Linkin Park ft. Jay Z

Albim - Colission course

[TheChelsieA]

@alfonsopwns This is the original Dirt off your shoulders. It's Jay-Z's song, from the Black Album. Has nothing to do with Linkin Park, those were remixes.

[alfonsopwns]

@TheChelsieA Yeah kinda realized that haha. soz for the misunderstanding (:

[sithhhhhh]

LOOOL FUCking laughed so hard xD

[mastershake589]

That was great

[CpsLock3]

Realising her defeat the wale retrets back stage.

[georgeskate666]

Damn she's fast for a fat woman.

[SgtCraigHart1]

@georgeskate666 she got dat purdy face

[anthonybanks316]

This is called......THE FREEDOM SONG!!

[therealneon]

PRESS 5 FOR THE RUN

[therealneon]

I haven't seen a fat black woman run that fast before unless KFC was giving out free chicken!

[link123187]

31 people were the father.

[ig88bc]

She ran so fast......

[onegaisti]

Anyone ever notice that the most entertaining segments have black folks?

Seriously, everytime I'm watchin' and they have white folks I'm all in the kitchen makin' a sandwhich

[TheMusketITuckedIt]

Once a ho always a ho - The Mahatma

[LioKangster]

What song is this

[Priorboy]

he's poppin and lockin

[kennedy072]

thats what i always do

[SwaggalikeaG]

How in the name of God do you sleep with so many men that you don't know who the father is? Oh well, she better look for the 12th one, lol.

[jaryd12345]

Maury must get so much pussy off the sluts.

[Tatsuyoujo]

No child support check for you, bitch!

[wcgold]

It would be funny if Maury just said the guy wasn't the father because he was tired of the woman being such a huge cunt.

[phatnatyouknow]

I love how they always run backstage to cry & Maury goes to comfort them :P

[missdarlesha2696]

Thats what she get!

[WESKER96]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO At him failing off at 0:23

[thndrct218]

Wow that bitch must be the most hatable person on the planet for someone to react that way in light of learning they dont have to deal with you for the next 18 years of their life

[duckbro12]

cocky bitch

[BoussaFeBazr]

So some other nigger is the father. Does it really make a difference ??

[racepole]

Name of the song??

[yeaboymanidude]

@racepole dirt off you shoulder jay-z

[InvisibleDiary]

"You can gon brush ya shoulda off nigga, I got you" xD

[WalkerDeFrancais]

I think I clicked 0:20 at least 100 times.

[webbie149]

LOLOL so fucking funny xD I love it when they are not teh father xD

[jewelfewel]

this is the best Maury reaction i've seen on youtube. bitch thought she had em. homeboy fell outta his chair. runs into the audience who shows him nothin but love. and then he dances. the guys in the front row are even dancing too 0:38.

[NSS45]

Mouthy bitch got OWNEDDDDDD!! :D

[FrikkiPau]

I can't believe how children have to pass for this ... and how u will feel if nobody wants you and if someone is happy because is not your fatheer ... ¿¿?¿? WTF

[xubarze]

@FrikkiPau Unfortunaly you're right. Here's the result of women acting like whores and later the price the victim pays: the child (Maury- Will I Finally Have A Family Today. (2009)).

[RamStrikk]

I LOVE IT when they're not the father!

[y2joct7]

@RamStrikk I love it when their 1000000% hes the father...when hes not they run off stage bawling and maury drags them back on...he must want them to be even more embarassed.

[Mikkhep]

100% mom: '' I got you, I got you, you are the father ! ''

Possibly father: '' *sobbing* ''.

Maury: (while mom continues mocking possibly father) ... YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER !

100% mom: '' I got you, I got..eh..you O_____o * runs out of room * ''.

Not the possibly father anymore: '' SCOREEEEEE !!! ''.

[padussia]

@SymbioteDude123122 I have to admit I enjoy it too. It's sad, but damn, I need a laugh some times.

[SlimTheDon]

dude fell off the chair lmao

[Augustchica814]

Yay my mom is a slut!!

[GeGeMus12]

the other vid with the outkast song is better

[padussia]

@GeGeMus12 i agree. love outkast.

[ithinkitscalros]

That niggah went crowd surfing

[therealneon]

DAMN! that girl ran a marathon...LOL

[e15zo1G]

why would 11 men fuck that???

[inthe323]

@e15zo1G why would 1 man fuck that??? lol

[thatboyhov]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[downtownLAking]

dont you think they should make a maury povich show to find out who the father of MJ's kids really are?

[fuckyouhassa]

ha country ass bitch got tee hee'd

[shadowdoom0077]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD

[StillTheFlow]

LMAOOOOOOOO RUN BITCH RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN HAAAA, she must feel pissed LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GTFOH HOE, nigga u aint the fathER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[peterdabest94]

hahah these niggers crack me up

[hothotheat3000]

"It wasn't a problem when I slept with you, baby!"

[sirblues]

I saw a blur... is The Flash a woman ?

[BouncyPeople]

HAHAHAHA!!!! 11th man tested... YOU ARE NOT. THE FATHER.

[charlenemonique1]

I know she felt molded.

[DCshoes102]

Haha she talked all that shit too and then all of a sudden whaaaaaaat kid isnt his hoe cant pin that baby on him!!!!!!!!

[BladeJones]

They should do like that Australian Next Top Model show and do a "Oooops. I am so sorry. There's been a terrible mistake. You ARE the father."

[purpleladydragon]

@BladeJones "australian next top model" lmao!!!!

[darky567]

damn for a fatty she ran pretty fast.

[qkk20]

correction, two gorilas running wild, and a whole lotta monkeys loving it. damn i didn't know i was racist , i swear i'm not , but damn 0:22.

[qkk20]

call da zoo, gorila on the loose!!!

[castortroy176]

LOL The first time I've seen a fat bitch run so fast without the words "Free" "Donuts" "Bon Bon's" Twinke" and "Complimentary" written somewhere in the room LOL.

[DaviJonezz]

I LOVE the description of this video! "11 dudes FTW!" =D

[yeehaw789]

shit my speaker bass exploded lol

[19nervousbreak]

he deserves a medal just for having the courage to poke something that ugly

[mightyjoe911]

Whatch this...I got somethin for u..you are NOT the father...lol..This best 5 words sentence a man wants to hear...

[klb2000000]

Why do all the chicks in this show have the reflex of running backstage when the guy is not the father..?

[WiiDSiXL3DS]

@klb2000000 they cant handle the shame after they were too over confident and ran their mouth too quick

[charlenemonique1]

@klb2000000 I know.huh.

[HuckeysWorld]

LMAO now that was funny.

[svennybob]

Niggas is crazy baby don't forget that boy told ya, get,that, dirt of your shoulder!

[ROGERTROUTMAN1]

0:23 - Yo he fell out the chair!!!

[TheWorldIsInVantum]

@ROGERTROUTMAN1 LOL Dude I didnt see that until you showed me LOL +1 THUMB FOR YOU

[Leco070]

wow! she sure can move when she wants too!!! HAHA!!!! perhaps she should try runnin' like that more often...

[NYCsPLAYA]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[DisappearingBoy88]

Victory lap!

[DrFubarProzak]

LOL yet another fat nigger cunt got owned LOL

[ZeOzzyProdigy]

Damn that nigga can run.

[MsnByd]

there a dirt bags of every race. and if you are posting the n word and using racist language, guess what? YOU are one of those dirt bags. congratulations.

[Nesyaj]

LOL!!!!

1 second shes talking shit the next shes bolting towards backstage LOL

[luisgustavokichg]

0:24 OMG HE CANS FLY

[vincent6445]

Maury: You are NOT the father.

Girl: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[padussia]

@vincent6445 lol... they all do that.

[macho416]

lmao 

[MrJYX]

Pwned

[melissaaalynnn]

ahah, she darted the hell outta there!

[aj218125]

They need to block off the backstage and put these niggers in cages and watch um act like fucking monkeys! Fat ass fucking dirty whores

[ashkanlion23]

@aj218125 I'm okay with the whore comment because she is, but did you really feel the need to be racist? There's a ton of white girls who come on this show who've slept with a bunch of guys (who are also white) and they don't know who the father is.

[manlikeswitcher]

@ashkanlion23 There's really no point trying to educate him on his idiocy. Likelihood is that he uses the internet as medium to act bigger than he is. In reality he's probably another village idiot

[WeaponXSigma]

@aj218125 She's a whore, thats a given. She's fat too, I agree with you there. The nigger however is you. Ergo, you epic fail

[ganin360]

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaa­hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­aahahaahahahahahahahahahahahha­hahaahah

[newfoundsoccer]

I wonder where she'd go if there wasn't a backstage Lol

[WeAreL3gion]

0:40 Lol, gotta love those guys in the front dancing with him

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Bitch deserved it

[bloomingtruth210]

LMFAO!!!

[pyroninja4]

AhahaHHH

[wikitiki10]

he fell off his chair hahah

[malakaki111]

She didn't care about the paternity test, she actually just saw an employee eating KFC backstage.

[nikiem1]

@malakaki111 hahahahaha

[XXXMAC187XXX]

@malakaki111 hhahahah biscuits and gravy too

[Swaqqeh]

@malakaki111 lmao

[immasofresh]

@malakaki111 lmafo! ikr. I know damn well some of these ppl got dna test b4 they show up on this show and plus maury can make a workout show along with this. Everytime a fat woman run off stage after finding out the guy aint their baby show. Have them go on a tredmill back stage or do some sit ups

[NBlegacy]

@malakaki111 baaaaaahahahahaha you actually made my day hahahh xD

[Karnezar]

Damn the two of them didn't think twice about jumping up as soon as he said, "not the father."

Woman ran like hell and the guy started dancing

[hollowichigo778]

yeah bitch watch this... YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER *dances*

[ausmuller]

LOL

[LILPLAYASODMG]

What the name of the song at the end?

[vicislame]

@LILPLAYASODMG dirt off your shoulders by jay z

[IISNiPESHOTx]

hahahahaha what a dumb fucking bitch

[mango7272]

wow she booked it... Must have had coupons for KFC

[Tealojo]

@mango7272 ahahahahahahahahaha

[TheBzzer]

wow where did she go!!!?? she took faster than a BMW

[bagoge2]

one word: hilarious

[CxerRy96]

axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax­axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax

[girrlyb]

LOL That is all i have to say

[WooZIE997]

lmao he runs through the crowd like he just scored the winning touchdown on the super bowl lol!! IM NOT THE FATHER!!!!! WOOOOOO *runs off and high fives whole crowd* id like to thank my momma!!!

[eatmycookieface]

ROFL

[terapretu]

black ppl make the world sooooo good..,owh mine god.

[CircaSkating]

0:24 he falls out of his chair lmfao

[TheHotdogjacker]

I wouldve chased her lol.

[MentalMaladies]

The joy of a black man upon finding out that he doesn't have to pay for or raise a child is unmatched by any joy in the universe.

[thunderguy39]

@MentalMaladies lmfao.

[zomgwtfnowaii]

i fucking lol'd

[MishuTaste]

She done made a fool out of herself on national TV!

[festermaster100]

holy shit she lanced that dude

[phillyeagles217]

havent seen anyone so big and so fast since BO JACKSON

[robbybobbylobby]

nigga knocks the chair ova hes so happy