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  • i'd love to work at shit ass pet fuckers 

  • hard nipples

  • I love how instead of just telling one joke after another , he keeps the same joke going for a while.

  • WTF why doesn't it close? Jesus!

    I love this man.

  • Now you can also find Shit-Ass-Pet-Fuckers on FB :)

  • rrrr man,jus love it

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  • ... what the hell is this shit not even funny

  • @D3CI3Oi97 go back on your page an watch your abdul adam,leave this for people who love good comedy.

  • @D3CI3Oi97 You don't like it? Too fuckin bad, it's shit ass pet fuckers. Get the hell out of here, ya idiot.

  • @D3CI3Oi97 I'll fuck your pet.

  • L2read philchiaraluce... You're comprehension skills are lacking, but to explain it for the slow kids.

    I said maybe not hicks in relation to the "long live" comment. Considering he's no longer living, its seemed a bit strained. Hicks is a God and you're a massive dunce for even inferring I thought otherwise.

    Now ya get it?

    And Mitch H is still piss weak and slightly retarded. I can see why you dig him.

  • off topic but just watched a 'best of' stand up clip, who the fuck like mtich hedberg-heidberg-hieddelberg or something something that guy is weak as piss... long live stanhope, hicks (maybe not him i guess),old school murphy, rogan, burr and louie

  • @wangmiester mitch hedburg was a very funny comic....and why are you having trouble deciding whether or not hicks was a very funny comic? why even add it to your comment? do you hate dead comics?

  • LMAO

  • fuck 'em no more pants!

  • This at Sanford and Sons?

  • I love that man. He is God of Comedy.

  • lol shit ass pet fuckers lmao

  • I lol'd from 0:00 - 2:51

  • hahahaha

  • Ditto.

  • My standards for comedy have greatly heightened. I was dieing when I heard this. I thought I had a heart attack because I laughed so much.

  • 0:56

  • Louis Ck's jokes aren't always the greatest, but it's his delivery and his personality that always make them work.

  • I thought I was gonna pop a blood vessel or something...or at least lose the contents of my stomach...Right at the "surround every starbucks with five stores, all facing eachother" So good.

  • "and just burn em, fuck everybody, dont wear pants."

  • hahha lmao!!

  • This is the best piece of Stand Up ever!!! I have watched it so many times and I still keep on laughing my ass off, I am at work at those times too so people are starting to thinkI am insane... ah well! :D

  • ahahaha

  • my god that was hilarious... I think he's the only comedian that can make me laugh hard and long

  • wooah, this crowd was just a little too warm, no?

  • i think this is my favorite of his jokes, this or maybe the one where he talks about having negative money in the bank

  • Wow, I can hardly breathe! Best comedian ever.

  • I would love to work at shit ass pet fuckers

  • I wish Louie had $85 billion.

    He'd make this place a lot more fun.

  • i agree

  • @OboxerU No! I need my pants.

  • it's beyond me how many of Dane Cook's male groupies misspell CAPSLOCKED PRAYSE THAT DANE COOK IS TEH BEST AND EVERY1 ELSE LIVE IN THIERE MOM BASEMINT LOL while this vid is sitting right here proving they're idiots.

    *I MAEN IDDIETS LOL!!!1

  • i almost died watching this, literally. i was drinking water and then i started laughing uncontrollably and choked.

  • f-in hysterical!!!

  • I would totally shop at Shit Ass Pet Fuckers!

  • I wish that happened... Man, it'd be so awesome.

  • LOL that was pure genius fuck i cant stop laughing

  • funniest guy ALIVE!

  • i am going to hold my wedding in Shit Ass Pet Fuckers. right next to the $1000 dog food cans.

  • hahahah dude, may i organize your wedding? there'll be a baseball teamin dresses and no one would wear pants :-D

  • & the wedding reception will be held in the Shit Ass Pet Fuckers right across from the 1st one where they will fuck all of the bridesmaids' pets.

  • hahaha it's Shit Ass Petfuckers ;)I am sure your wedding will be UNIQUE :-D, glad to be part of it! we can go to starbucks (which Shit ass Petfuckers consitantly surrounds) for coffee afterward!

    x

  • You should be a comedian, yourself, Playa!

  • i now pronounce you shit ass man and shit ass wife. may we fuck your pets?

  • One of the funniest comedy bits I've ever seen

  • Sub-par...

  • Best damn thing I've ever seen

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