Breakfast #5: Flock of Bagels

[abnegatingconformity]

Woo FEFBFAI (first ever free bagel friday and intro).

[villarealian]

This history overwhelms me, I give a intaking history belch. Belch

[Dare2bDumb]

First time he used this intro

[KotaJMomo]

To quote the top comment, "THIS WAS SUCH A TURNING POINT"

[pleenoo100]

HIS WINK DIDNT DING.

[davewr00]

You should get a day job just so you can make videos like these again.

[cavemonkynick]

I miss free bagel friday

[Psyberologist]

I'ma put 'classic' reaction to this one (as opposed to 'funny' I put on every other vid) cause this is the origin of FBF :)

[ssbrwl]

@Psyberologist Since no one has put funny yet, I'll put it down. But like you, that was my first instinct.

[TiptoeingNinja]

Jan 9, 2009... A day that has been and will continue to live on in famy.

[basketcasestudios]

awesome song

[SeriouslySmart]

And Free Bagel Friday was Born!

[kigid]

yay. awsome intro startup win.

[modernjuice]

I like how you check if your boss is alright twice.

very sweet.

[TreyRust]

and not to mention the first one while your obsessed with coffee

[TreyRust]

the first one with the new intro... the first one with his *ding* mom, first one with free bagel friday and its *ding* fantastic!!

[Chrisser000]

yay for the intro!

[mynameisjongreen]

I've been doing a Wheezy marathon the past few days and I've finally reached the standard format! Wheezy Waiter intro song and free bagel friday ;D Now all we need is a whale tank and explosion wednesday (not that that's even a thing yet)!

[RagingLion]

I didn't twig when watching this that this was the first appearance of the current intro. I'm so used to it I glossed right over it. Nice to know it goes strong after all this time.

[prettyturtle806]

NOoo00ooOoOoOOOO0000O0oo0!!! its not available on mobile NOO00oOo0000oo0ooOooOO000O

[tArZAnA34]

You. Wink. Didn't. Ding. (GASSPPPPPP!!!!)

[794littleman794]

Flock of Seagulls ^.^

[StickToThePlanStan]

Aaaaaaah...free bagel friday...good times...good times

[HeyWeemsical]

This was the first WheezyWaiter video I ever watched. Also the first Free Bagel Friday! :D

[band1504]

first free bagel friday woooo

[killzone1554]

I have that same toaster!

[Mikazha]

And new intro!

[Mikazha]

First appearance of Wheezy Mom AND Free Bagel Friday! Gimme that baggel.

[Shadowcha0s]

BRING BACK FREE BAGEL FRIDAY!

[checkeraka47]

if i did that to my boss he would bring me to his office and brutally rape me and say "if you tell anyone ill have my partner kill your wife and kids"

[taylorisneato]

bagels with peanut butter and bacon. try it. it's a mouthgasm.

[scribbeller]

I Ran (So Far Away).... Guitar Hero! :D

[jdefuria24]

Before this video starts

"What happened next, changed the landscape of wheezywaiter forever"

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[aSteveinaBox]

...and free bagel friday was born

[TaraB972]

i enjoy reading the comment trivia telling me which video everything was introduced. This is my second day of the wheezy marathon, i've still got a loooong way to go though. It is also nice seeing the views and comments gradually increase.

[scribbeller]

@TaraB972 I agree! I decided to start from the beginning a few days ago, after only watching a few "modern" wheezy clips, and the comments are very helpful.

[kylestaff]

first day of that intro

[WhiteyRose]

First Free Bagel Friday!! (on camera anyway)

[ALIroxCIA]

AND so the tune/logo has been ever since....... D: it all makes sense..... what happened to free bagel friday? i guess ill have to watch all the rest of these vids to find out. what a shame. ;)

[drewdane40]

@ALIroxCIA Craig doesn't work there anymore, hence no free bagel Friday. You should watch the rest of the vids anyway, though.

[Roleplayer008]

You got fired, didn't you?

[alandottie]

And thus, free bagel friday and Craig's swearing mother was born

[GregTheBarge]

Awesome

[OmigahitsJames]

He looks like an elf.

[ekan259]

No dinging wink at the end?

[KungfuCow5]

Why bring the toilet paper if you were only drinking coffee? D'you shit coffee? If so: WHAT?! Seek help.

[wancd]

"Are you alright?" Haha! Just to let you know, I am going back and watching every single video to get caught up. You are amazingly funny!

[NeonGlobeProductions]

talk about the weather and swear lol omg

[tehbertl]

Wow, the first "regular" intro, the first "mother at window" and the first Free Bagel Friday... THIS WAS SUCH A TURNING POINT

[NerdfighterCutty123]

I miss free bagel fridays.... :(

[TheNetropia]

It's snowin like a mother *ding* out there. heheehheheh >:)

[heythisisBETH]

and from here onwards...a legend was created! i mean ur boss by the way because your already an utter legend

[SwimFellow]

The first regular intro intro!

[LankyGaming]

omg your wink didn't ding

[MRchocolateMONKEYman]

holy shirt! i didnt hear a ding when u winked!!!

[xoxosarah18]

love the ending haha. "are you alright??"

[Linscape99]

Man, you make I Ran (So Far Away) so much better.

[LAFFProductions2]

all you gotta do is jiggle the handle? i always take the top off,and get the chain out of there.

[nissypig1]

Holy shirt!! It's free bagel friday!! For the first time evar!!

[masterohumans]

This is awesome. Wheezywaiter, I love you, this is the third time that I've decided to watch every video a vlogger made. Zefrank, and the vlogbrothers came before you. You're right up there with the both of them, the only three (four) vloggers I actually care about.

[spyderpilotuser]

@masterohumans CTFxC, check em out, for some reason i keep watching.

[yasmondi]

Thanks that it's free bagel Friday! oh my how I miss free bagel friday.

[Cimbomluuu33]

toilet paper in your room? woah we have got a wankster

[AwfulMetal]

Dingless Wink!

[Laurno06]

table by your closet and on your desk at work :) (and sorry about the two comment thing, my computers being weird)

[Laurno06]

you seem to keep a lot of toilet paper around, like on your tab

[itsMEbiotch1]

your beard is thin in this video...

[talkinatchu]

OMG!!! This was the first Weezy Waiter video I EVER watched!!!  I LOVE ITTTT!!!!

[spacEMOuse12]

wheezy you do not was your hands! lol

[hazzardwantcookies]

i feel somewhat disappointed without the *ding* but A Flock of Seagulls made up for it. :D

[yashjv]

It felt really really weird seeing you wink without a ding.

[Kayte52]

Yes! I finally found the origin of Free Bagel Friday. But HOW in the world did you get your boss to play along with being punched out?!?!??

[thesacredphoenix]

We definitely have the same toaster at my office too. I don't know the spread of variety and species of toasters, so for all I know it is the end all office bagel toaster, but in either situation, definitely have the same toaster. It's not the greatest for English Muffins, honestly, but for bagels, I approve.

[williampawprint]

there is toliet paper in your office and there was two rolls!!!!

[theemotionalgirl]

:O ur wink lost its *ding* in this video!! NOOOOO!!! :O

[Miskarekola]

Hmm, Fap Paper?

[mmp2011]

FREE BAGEL FRIDAY!

[ZEROcounit]

Your boss sure is epic!

[IvarHuisman]

Tasty! YAY! Tactical ground intercept facility ftw.

[Rangerfull3]

brilliant!

[mygarage95]

:O Your wink didn't DING!

[Mer1002]

Omigosh you are using the current intro in this vid! I love youuuu <3

[notyouraveragething]

did i just witness the first ever free bagel friday?

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

this is a historic day for beardlovers everywhere

[moonlady3000]

is this the first FBF???

[wiidog91]

i wish i had Free Bagel Friday at my work!!

[dustyb58]

You're such a PUNdit.

[DoctorWhoNinteyFive]

And thus marks the begin of the new intro and the Free bagel Friday.

[deathnotefan386]

why do seagulls live by the sea? because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels

:D

[220911amber]

hey his wink didn't ding on that last one....i am now confused?!?!?!...

[TheRedDash]

your so bad ass wheezy ha

[ElmoGee]

wheezy, your so legit.

[nightsfire]

Bwahahaha... first ever boss punch-out! :D

[Goose3550]

You Americans don't know Bagel Friday!

[WolfgangKaipz]

that band is going to change music forever..

[xsyrenn]

I wanna know how you managed to get your boss to agree to let you fake punch him every Friday. He's very good at faking falls and making a mess of that hall way! Give him my thanks for being so awesome.

[sireljack]

whats the song?

[RyuuMamoru]

@sireljack I Ran - A Flock Of Seagulls

[sireljack]

thanks pall

[preppyrapunzel]

there was no sound for the wink!!!!!

[ThePrototype8]

bagel wink!!!!!

[msdayanism]

i love how you had to think about helping the guy in the end, and still didn't help him, but went for the bagels.

[alawi92]

oh nevermind... i found it.

[alawi92]

theres a wink at the end?

[TheRedDash]

the wink at the end is awesome

[crimsong19]

This is the start of Free Bagel Friday and the theme! Sweet!

[1337nyxy]

lol this is where it started!

[elfkwest]

your boss can take a fall. very impressive

[splicegrrl]

favorited this time for reasons too obvious to point out

[oryanphox]

ctc

[simplyplainethan]

From this point on...

Everything is different...

[Cadwaladr]

Ah, the birth of the boss-punching gag! I love it!

[katemoss09]

bagels = four pieces of bread! thats a lot of calories for the morning. lol my mom told me that yesterday...

[MarionTheBrave]

Well, this is the first video of yours that I've watched, and I am slightly horrified and entirely amused.

But nevertheless, I have already begun to flail around as I waste valuable homework time watching your videos, using your jokes, and telling my friends of your hilarity.

Two. Points.

[stufish4040]

A very lovely video :)

[karenergy]

gawd, watched this again and enjoyed it just as much!!

lol, smiling, etc. Great videos, Craig! :D

Whatever you're doing, keep it up!

(that's what she said!) :D

[GNsWorld]

you gotta stop punching your boss

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

My god, I've gotta go eat a bagel.

[phantanachronism]

When you were pouring the coffee, I could smell it.

[wallyloiterer]

you work in an office... I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WAITER >:[

[wheezywaiter]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

actually, i used to be a waiter back when I started making these videos.

[WeLikeMoviesToo]

Why No wink? :( WHYY WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???????

Oh btw, Punching your boss(Not a good idea) =]

[neina5]

No wink? *mellow*

[xmrwaffles2]

are alright XD and I raaan I ran so far awayaya

[pixonu]

I hate having to jiggle the handle. lol

[Talky202]

ur boss is soo cool if he would do that

[MaryAnimated]

I love how your boss plays along. xD

[LoadsOChloe]

AHHHH "I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls Amazing!Freaky but I was jsut listening to that 5 min. ago!

[phampants]

LMAO!  "I got to jiggle the handle"

Remember, if you shake it more than 3x, you're just playing w/ it.

[P00P0STER0US]

Big props to the boss :D

1 comment? 1 LOUSY COMMENT?!

You had Flock of Seagulls on this, that has to at least be good for one running-so-farm-from-work remark. Anyway, so much for fame, hope you get there someday. Fame and bagels make a duo that weather the radishes of thyme. ;>

[jordaninthisworld]

I want it to snow that much where I live :( :(

[wheezywaiter]

trust me, no you don't.

[Martylovescats]

@jordaninthisworld you don't. The snow banks are taller than me. Bruce County.............near lake Huron. Freezing. Sure, it's nice on a Saturday, but not at 7:30am, in the dark.