JJBATAS Parody: Episode 7

[bainaka]

Bit of chocolate underneath the glass distorting the actual level of the liqour making it look like from jotaro's side that the glass was ready to over flow. after the guy moved the chocolate melted leveling the liquid again and allowing him to add more coins to make it on the verge of overflowing again...... that honestly took an hour to explain? i did it with a character counter and still made it

intercourse

[AKASUKIJOE]

As of 5:04 SYMMETRICAL DOCKING

[bionicdragon5]

My God...

Jojo has the power to materialize juice and cigarettes out of thin air!

I get it now. Jojo was part of the Chuck Norris Project.

Due to super advanced genetic engineering, Jojo was born with the power of Chuck Norris.

Yeah.

[jabobok786]

what is the granddad humming at 2:19?

[Vrictus]

@jabobok786 Ace of Spades.

[Romars202129]

Damn, Antfish is so great at abridging! If only he had picked an anime anyone else had heard of, he'd be right up there with LK and tfs, easily!

[Darkdarren12]

5:41 = Screw the rules, I have a stand lawl.

[animeniac2]

darby: proof that not every cajun man is gambit

[GirDraxon1]

Germany: 7.4. Only because it wasn't beer?

[Reioa]

I want that genderbent picture! 

[Wizard8166]

What is the music used from 6:45 to 7:46? I'm sorry, it might have already been asked, but I'm curious.

[eyeizarandummugga]

@Wizard8166 Crusin high-MegasXLR

[Wizard8166]

@eyeizarandummugga Thank you. XD I loved that show.

[Wizard8166]

@eyeizarandummugga Wait... sorry to reply again, but... wrong song. XD My bad. It's the choir thing when D'Arby freaks out that I'm looking for... but thanks.

Also... in the manga... D'Arby has a brother that ALSO loses to Jotaro -in a videogame-based Stand- and Jotaro says D'Arby was better...

[eyeizarandummugga]

@Wizard8166 DNA Reactor-Pferifer Broz

[KOkami03]

@AntfishTAS

1:44

Did you get the idea for this from Shadow Hearts: Covent and their Stud Cards?

[MrDarksky1986]

7 people have already f***ed themselves.

[NeoGamemaster]

@MrDarksky1986 7 people have jerked off exactly 10 years ago.

[XxnamcoxcapcomxX]

Can someone explain what happened I really don't understand :( funny as hell though

[raisukeuzarachi]

Alternate take:

D'Arby: Ain't that against the rules???

Jotar: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE FISTS

Star Platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[RobertAniFreak]

5:02 Whats the name of this... I SO NEED THE WALLPAPER!!!!

[RobertAniFreak]

@RobertAniFreak Nevermind found it. . . . Its just rule63 LOL

[darthwinsor]

666 likes.

[uchihatheitachi]

This was fuckin awesome! i'm still watching the series after a year or two.

[Urilicia]

"We've only been gone for three w-" "MONTHS have passed."

[NeoGamemaster]

"We'll have four ice teas."

"It'll be up your ass."

[waj9876]

Jotaro...just badassed him into unconsciousness...

[ravensflock69]

Grapple things and channel his (Wave Energy/Hamon),pretty much destroys vampires & damages objects, not to mention read minds, but was never shown in the Anime, and isn't he powerful martial artist too when he was trained by his mother LISA LISA.

[b4p7a86]

@ravensflock69 actually, Hamon is featured in one of the final episodes of the 90's anime series, like happens in the manga (although briefly), when Joseph confronts Dio after Kakyoin's death. He traps Dio using his stand Hermit Purple and channels Hamon energy through it, unfortunately causing no effect to Dio, due to the now awakened powers of The World.

[Ahmed176E]

Waiit a minute...WHAT ABOUT CAPTAIN YAMAMOTO FROM BLEACH?

[RemingtonHand]

"What's that?"

"That's a picture.

Of me.

Sitting on a couch.

With my legs spread open.

Naked.

This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's "Top Ten Sexiest, Most F**kable Grandpas.

I was Number One.

Beating both Monkey D. Garp from One Piece... and Uncle Iroh from Avatar."

That's gotta be an achievement right there.

[Niko1Linni]

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure The Abridged Series....

Just adds to the over all awesomeness of JJBA

[killerburi]

smoking... drinking

it KILLS

other people

[Dathen40]

5:02 nice.

[KleineLSDWachtel]

5:35

"Ain't that against the rules?"

Kaiba: Screw the rules! I have money!

[Cyberium]

Picture of Joseph Joestar, on the couch, leg spread, naked.

...

Where can I get one?

[AlbinoFlareon]

@Cyberium Did you try google?

[StrikeFreedom986]

@Cyberium rule34.pahel.net

[XIVbomb]

4 people didn't get soup.

[Metalqueenanya]

This is my favorite episode!

[TheOmegaParadigm]

What anime is the picture at 5:02 from?

[2XocraM]

@TheOmegaParadigm Jojo's bizarre adventure

It's a rule 63 of Jotaro and Dio.

[ashru227]

@TheOmegaParadigm Really?...Jojo's bizarre adventure.

[Studmanafier]

"What's it gonna be Daby? WHAT;S IT GONNA F*CKING BE!?!

[evilblksamura1]

Anyone know the song, when jotaro and D'arby starts playing poker? Sounds like a cool, Chill song.



[satenshi]

Was there a reference to the song "touch me" by the doors when Darby was like "doo doo doo doo doo doo doo" etc, avdul said go f*** yourself, oh but I did good sir, etc

[SilvermoonBlood]

What the hell did I just watch?

[twiztidlogic22]

Ah they changed youtube again. Now we can turn off the 'lights'. Yay!

[powerbeam08]

ARGH!!!! FUCK YOU NAZIS! >:(

[ninjarmy]

Do you remember where you were september 11th 2001

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

oh but I did, I did good sir. Do you know when I did it 9-11

[Maciejka0111]

5:02 - 5:04- Rule 63 in action :)

[animefreak780]

@Maciejka0111 I thought it was called rule 34?

[Maciejka0111]

@animefreak780

Whoops, my mistake.

[AlbinoFlareon]

@Maciejka0111 You were right. 34 is the porn rule, 63 is the genderswap rule.

[Maciejka0111]

@AlbinoFlareon

Then sorry again.

[ninjarmy]

Maybe, maybe I misunder-stood - his power

LMFAO

[kanderan1]

. . . .Did I just see some tits...in my JJBATAS? HELL NAW

[boradis]

Damn that was an intense fucking card game. 

[BronzeAnkh]

Wait, was that the Sengoku Basara opening theme?

[darthwinsor]

5:01

FUCK

YES

[xheavy94x]

6:45-7:52 truely epic

[emocamvampire]

Germany knows their beer

[MusicalRoses]

Hail Kaiba^w^

[ravenousking19]

4 people SHEWD...N'T have bet their souls.

[newfoundspartan]

HE BEAT IROH FOR SEXIEST GRANPA TRULY HE IS GOD OF MEN!!!!

[pulmonaryarchery88]

i subscribe to dgilf magazine

[chimera5x2]

4:03 - 4:34 - LOL

[chimera5x2]

3:17 - 3:41 - ouch...

[MrEricon9]

5:02

GIGGITY

[wingsaber4444]

Man I thought this shrugged series would be gay. But it's not I'm Laughen my ass off. Is there a podcast for this series?

[NeoCulexor]

To the left!! LMAO!

[zswords]

Ok, could someone who ACTUALLY watches and understand's the series tell me why D'army freaks WAY the **** out during the scene? Over the cigarette and juice and stuffs? I'm rather curious as to the actual plot.

But that was still hilarious as btw.

[FalconFlyer69]

@zswords He realizes how fast star platnium can moves and thinks Jotaro used star platnium to switch the cards in his hand for better ones in the deck. Also, the entire game Jotaro was trying to piss off darby by saying his name wrong

[zswords]

@FalconFlyer69 why thank you.

[soldierkei]

@zswords oh and here's a bonus. the reason Darby was able to beat Grandad was because he put some chocolate in the glass. it made the level of liquid in the glass rise so it looked like Darby would lose for sure if he put a coin in. SO Darby moved out of the way so the sun could melt the chocolate, lowering the level of liquid in the glass

[Arthur09608]

@zswords its how calm Jo Jo is, combined with the fact that Jo Jo actually does get both the cigarette and the drink without Darby seeing him move. so he starts to panic because he thinks Jo Jo could have shifted the deck without him seeing.

[v0be]

Just look at that chin!

[HuggumsMcgehee]

SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY

[demonkai76]

THATS FUCKIN HOT WITH THE HOLY DIVER MUSIC!! lol luv it!!

[Vassalius]

I find it a shame that they left out D'arby's brother Terrence in this adaption. I liked him more than Daniel. He even managed to predict Yu-Gi-Oh (His stand was named Atem, and he took people's souls from beating them in games)

Ah well. I guess Daniel was put in because his matches were more epic. Plus the way Jotaro finished him.

[conradojavier]

@Vassalius if only it were a 50 Episode Anime instead of a 13 Part OVA!

[Vassalius]

@conradojavier If only......

[Vassalius]

@Vassalius I have to admit, Terrence and Atem in retrospect seemed like the kind of character/Stand that would fit better in Part 4. I mean I know we had Boy II Man, but The kind of Stand Atem is seems to fit in with the theme in Part 4, of normal people gaining Stands and how they used them.

Atem could be renamed to Stadium Arcadium if it was in Part 4!

[91drumfreak]

ACE OF FRICKIN' SPADES!!!!!

[TjonesakaIneedmoney]

"Do you remember 5 years ago while i was in vegas gettin it on wit showgirls and you were throwin rocks at tanks?'

Funny shit

[torifreak50]

I didn't think much of that picture when it first came up.

Then I realized who those people in it were supposed to be.

I don't sleep very well now.

[Lunachan630]

Uh oh....here goes the Rule 63....Dx DEAR LORD...xD

[MightyKombat]

Antfish please give us that Fem-Jotaro-Dio pic.

[dimsumboy22]

It's been YEARS since I've seen this cartoon. I miss it now

[Fuccon]

cool you used the soul eater theme

[Arausito]

no NO THE RULE 63

[Arthur09608]

What about the Grandpa from Kenichi the Mightiest Deciple? He was hot too!

[ravensflock69]

LOL....let him battle Joesph hermit Purple/Hamon power.

[Arthur09608]

@ravensflock69 If he uses his clubs, poor Joesph doesn't have a chance. If you haven't noticed, Purple Hermit can only take pictures and grapple things.

[hispanicgringo]

OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

[Viktor13036]

"Yeah you're f*ed"

[PharaohNnamdi]

Best abridged series

[SilentVolt]

8:09

Fewd :O

[uchihatheitachi]

Was it Antfish who voiced D'arby? 

[JakariHanma]

What was with the Jotaro Kujo and Dio Brando female versions @5:02 ?

[JakariHanma]

YOU KNOW WHEN? 9/11

[JakariHanma]

3:35 I DID F**K MA SELF

[theMilkproduct]

I love that AN HOUR LATER pic :3

[wildrook]

You got TWO epic cameos:

First was in Episode Five (Hiiii...), then this (Kaiba). Only two with a bunch of pop culture references thrown in.

[NHavocJ]

Damn your voice for D'arby is awesome! :D

[creami2000]

AH F*CK YOU GERMANY!

[SPerrigo123]

oh but i did my good sir, i did f@$k myself...and you know when i did it? 9/11

[zrifepsych]

That joke about muslim are mean.....

[MetalShadowX]

@Kimbob5 It's from the Mötorhead song "Ace of Spades" (I remember it from Tony Hawk 3): "If you like to gamble, I tell ya, I'm your man. You win some, you lose some; it's all the same to me" (guitar riff)

[kimbob5]

if ya like to gamble then Ill tell ya Im ya man whats that from now? XD

[TheEmpress666]

Oh my God, at that 'most fuckable grandpa' thing I was literally crying with laughter!

This is the most hardcore abridged series ever XD

[MetalShadowX]

@lackluster6 Fanart that has a fictional character be of the opposite sex (I.e, the "intermission" pic of Jotaro and Dio as girls.)

[Grimheaper000]

um where the hell is Iggy

[theladysesshomaru]

5:03 Best picture of Dio and Jotaro...ever!

[antonis1994]

JUICE!

[dermils]

I watch this episode ten times a day just to hear Jotaro say the call or fold lines

[Girintina]

@dermils me 2

[OpenlyClosed]

4:42 with Transcriber. "There are alot of lot of the system still with it"... How do they know about the system?

[pwnrcycle]

whats the name of the jazzy song thats near the end?

[lackluster6]

soul eater. NICE

[monkeytruck88]

Considering that most stands exist on a plane that isn't visible to normal humans. Could it be a safe assumption to consider that D'Arby has friends... on the other side?

[x101807x]

First,

*rule 63 goes here*

...intercourse.

[gogojojo331]

@x101807x whats rule 63

[AndreasNicklasson]

@gogojojo331

Rule 63: For every given character, there is a reverse-gendered version of that character.

[lackluster6]

@x101807x whats rule 63

[ChaosTicket]

He uses that same tactic twice in the manga, scarring the crap out of his gambling opponent and winning by them second guessing everything. Jotaro is just so cool he can beat you without even fighting.

[helluhpinoy]

5:03

Rule 63

[ChaosTicket]

Again with the muslims jokes, hes become the token muslim guy nobody respects. Well it is kinda funny, mainly Avdols retorts.

[StarforceOnAir]

USA: 10.0

England: 10.0

France: 10.0

Japan: 10.0

Germany: 7.4

ARGH!! F**K YOU GERMANY!!

[Maciejka0111]

@StarforceOnAir

Seriously, this scene was f****** manly.

[Inudash1]

bets part at 0:44

[cyfr241]

I don't get it. What did Jotaro do at the end of the game?

[theguymangod]

oh but i did good sir... i did fuck myself... and you know when i did it... 911

[ImmoralSpawn]

5:04 must... stare at this picture.... indefinitely......

[ChaosTicket]

@ImmoralSpawn I just want to know where the hell he got that picture.

[AndreasNicklasson]

@ChaosTicket

Just google Rule 63 and get ready to gouge out your eyes.

[Andresj]

Props for the Ace of Spades subtle reference.

[jegsimmonsproduction]

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIVE!!!!!

[gathimest]

"What's it gonna be D'arby? WHAT'S IT GONNA FUCKIN' BE?!"

[gathimest]

You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run!

[ehayes3791]

is that a girl version of jotaro i see at 5:05? or is that a different character? sorry,i've only just started reading the manga

[superhbman]

@ehayes3791 yes, thats a a hot girl jotaro on girl dio pic.

oh my eyes, theyre bleeding

[gm239]

@superhbman it that a good thing or a bad thing ?

[superhbman]

@gm239 it... can go either way. :X

oh and rule 34 along with rule 63

[ehayes3791]

i did fuck myself,ya know when i did it? 9/11 lol

[DarkvindFromIllier]

"First he..."

*One Hour Later*

"Intercourse."

[orcshaman789]

i believe he had seizure in middle of the game

[killer6871]

nosebleed at 5:02

[Alanuviel]

Does anyone else think that it would be awesome if Darby was in the actual Yugioh series? His card games are more epic than any other duel in that series. XD

[lionluver2006]

"we can't get anymore information out of him"

"y don't u threaten to blow urself up"

"y dont u fuck a goat"

HA my fav, all the terriost jokes

[TheRougeStallion]

so can anyone tell me where that intermission pic is from??? it's actually pretty cool. I got a buddy who i can get a pretty good scream from if I show him that pic. (he really loves JJBA)

[wiimdk2]

where did they find that intermission picture?

it was f-ing funny

[AngryDragon0]

lol @ 5:02 and 5:40

[animalia555]

what was the "to the left" song?

[paladin400]

Irreplaceable-Beyonce

[Wanzerman123]

I did fuck myself

[panic695]

does the bad guy have sideburns coming out of his eyes?

[jdl330]

i think so or it could be a infection

[gigaton41]

kiba: kick his ass jotoro

[kowen12]

WELL I GUESS WE shouuuuuld SHOW OUR CARDS!

WELL THAT MUCH I KNOW, BUT WHY wouuuuuldN'T YOU LOOK AT YOUR CARDS?

Funny stuff, good sir.

[elementpollo]

turn on transcribe audio

shit's hilarious

[OmegaSword4]

WHY WOULD SOMONE MAKE SUCH A DISTURBING INTERMISSION PICTURE!? God, I need some mind soap...

[rasendori1138]

NO SOUP FOR YOU

[MasaruKato82]

LOL @ Beyoncé!

[HollowBankai04]

LOL RIGHT AT 2:49 " fine ill take the bet!, the cat will go RIGHT!!!" lol the way polneraff shoves his face on the screen is so funny

[Danthepest1]

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"Oh but I did good sir. I did fuck myself."

[cropanimationstm]

3:14

[Minipolce]

fucj you germany XD

[SirJust]

I havent seen this anime ever either, but who cares? It's abridged version is GOLD!

[gathimest]

@SirJust Watch the anime, jackass.

[dholl32]

@SirJust its not even english lol

[jegsimmonsproduction]

never seen jo jo....but this is funny shit!

[baraki808]

so far this is my favorite episode in your series funny shiiit

[FoolishMortalFOOL]

I just love seeing someone meltdown.

[magickTamer]

You sounded like you were actually having a panic attack when D'arby lost, please don't have one, you're one of the best abridgers on the net. If you go down what the hell will us nerds have to watch? Television? Surely you jest good sir!