Bruno Movie Clip "Baby Photo Shoot"

[fisheye300]

@TheCookiemonster Sure he did. He also actually sings on stage and wrights his own songs. *sarcasm*

[fisheye300]

@TheCookiemonster *cough* Justin Bieber

[TheCookiemonster890]

@fisheye300 Justin Bieber's parents were not involved in his rise to fame. After losing a competition he put his audition videos on youtube HIMSELF.

[TheCookiemonster890]

Canadians would never do this to their kids

[OTs03AS]

@TheCookiemonster890

They might, anywhere where stage parents exist

[TheCookiemonster890]

@OTs03AS There are very few stage parents in Canada. Canadians have better goals in life than having their kids become famous.

[OTs03AS]

@TheCookiemonster890

You're speaking out of your ass man, no better than a flag-waving redneck

[TheCookiemonster890]

@OTs03AS Well I'm glad you said that because I'm just as against rednecks as you seem to be. There is a reason Sacha Baron Cohen chose to trick Americans. Because Canadians nor Europeans would not be as easily fooled.

[OTs03AS]

@TheCookiemonster890

That is true, they are much less progressive and seem to have a much more pathetic education system 

[DorxII]

i hope they got arrested for child abuse.

[CamberLongboards]

Hahahhaha

[xvise66]

You guys obviously don't understand how a movie works. They "HIRE" someone to play a role, such as these parents. Then the parents "ACT" like whatever role they were casted for. That is why it looks real! Crazy huh?!?

[retrogamerist]

@xvise66 Actually, this was real, like the studio scene, only the presenter knew about it.

[honestlord]

@xvise66 no your wrong these parents are real & genuinely think they are auditioning their children, both movies borat & bruno were made at the expense & ignorance of stupid people .. namely americans , by the way hows the war of terror going ... lmfao

[xvise66]

@honestlord What source do you have for saying that they're not in on the joke? Oh that's right.. none. Cause they're in on the joke. While most of Sacha Baron Cohens pranks are on unsuspecting people, this is one of those times when it wasn't pulled on innocent people.

And I guess the war on terror is going fine, thanks for asking. Where are you from?

[jasminbeg]

americans are fucking stupid

[TheJasonDR]

@jasminbeg what are you?...

[WatkinsBFC]

I bet those parents aren't like 'OHHH FUCK' because it's clearly a set up. Sweet Jesus.

[AmberFur]

those parents should go to jail

[3Dcookie22]

Your travelling fast your not going to kill it xD

[lunarshuttle]

Horrible to see what parents are willing to put their babies through just to get them into a photo shoot...

[Be1smaht]

Didnt these people have to sign an agreement to be in the movie?

[TheBlankbullets6]

@Be1smaht idk but he got sued rlly bad because of borat cuz he didnt pay any of the ppl that appeared maybe the same with this one

[MrThesheenster]

Terrific movie!!!

[ShyRobot]

Freak ass parents. Only in America.

[gorskibot]

@Allex5978 well then youre in luck, Cohen started out with a t v show! Its not only for Bruno, but also for Ali G and Borat, the two other characters he uses to point out america's flaws...if you use google im sure youll find it :)

[ornitorrinco01]

His baby loves lit phosphorus, WTF!!

[fotizzile]

thumbs up if the world would be a better plae without those parents

[akumaart]

the "Parent of the Year" award will be a real tough choice this go around...

[Zomgitsyou1]

The last guy doesn't even have a baby...

[megabulle]

Thumbs up for the wrost parents ever xD

[emilyxdaniels]

These parents should have wrapped it up.

[mohamm2706]

Only in amarica

[notToast]

google "white phosphorus" and look at the images. Apparently, this guy's baby loves it.

[Landofnobody]

we can see here how these parents on this country do whatever for money...

[brisdenTV]

Worst parenting EVER! Hahaha

[1cherrylane]

those poor babies!

[flip66515]

This is the nation in which we live, my dear friends

[True00Love]

The people don't know that this is fake right? The people in the movie?

[TVBlueHeli]

@True00Love this is all with real people and real situations.

[Spudgunize]

i bet those parents are now like 'OHHH FUCK'

[jdsledhead]

That's the definition of stage parents!! This must be what Miley Cyrus's parents were like when she was little.

[MsStarlover4ever]

haha! thats is hilarious ! i would love 2 b 1 of those babies

[thebellydancediva]

i still find it hard to believe that this segment is real. despite what everyone says

[martycaetano]

Majority of ppl would have same responses , it's amazing what we will do at moments notice. However in time I'm sure some of these parents would have a change of heart.

[abeedakbar]

WOW

[H4rdboiled]

Disgusting and creepy... They don't even stop to question these things, they just go "YES YES do whatever you want as long as i get famous!"

[AdamRan]

HELP! What is the name of that really faint song in the background from 0:02 to 0.08?

Please help!

[BeYAWNsay]

hahahahahaha than God they are NOT my parents

[Nirvana81091]

These parents make me sick

[AImostDawn]

LOL Hope the baby doesn't get grinded by the heavy machinery xD

[rodthepimp]

sad

[BinRandom]

hooray for child labour and child slaves! -.-

[Lior22g]

GayLord fathers and Truck Drvier Moms,

They would attach their small kids to an ACMI rocket if needed

getting their dipers on fire only for making a photoshoot, So I have

an idea, Why wont we take the Fathers and attach their balls to a

car Battery while they wearing a thong on the Arctics, and take the

mothers letting them Blow a camels cock while a whole baseball

batt is pugged in their fat asses while they are beeing photographed

and pissed on by a blind Leoppard ? Cunts,

[nick45644564]

@Lior22g

why do you start new lines mid sentence?

[NikeGuy00]

well movie was a little too gay for me but this does prove that, parents (not all) will do alot to get rich

[xionxiox]

@NikeGuy00 if your secure in your sexuality you shouldn't have to worry about seeing gay things... lol

[boozebo]

omg those parents are jackasses look at 0:26 those bitches

[medalofdani1314]

im in love with bruno and im a guy

[MASFS1k9]

Bruno suck!

[eunic153]

XD HAHAHAHA!

[RoryEastwayMMA]

what does he say at the end? is your baby fine with....

[B1ggu5]

... lit phosphorus.

[greenmonkey98038]

@B1ggu5 loves it

[MikeDelcanho]

@RoryEastwayMMA lit phosphorus, which is highly toxic and unstable

[MASFS1k9]

Bruno suck fuck bruno piece of shit!

[katyponyforever]

@MASFS1k9 fuck you if you dont like it dont watch it :@

[angryinternetguy991]

@maggie1bofish everyone in the movie are oblivious to the fact that they are shooting a movie! This is just scary that they actually answer yes to these questions...

[EComp86]

im going to sperm in the parents mouth and call'r a day eh!

[Jordache97]

I swear the actor who does Bruno is married to one of the spice girls?

[XyVex13]

@Jordache97

No. He's married to Isla Fisher.

[kinghur]

HORRIBLE PARENTS!!!! I feel sorry for the kids in beauty pagaents who have to put up with this crap that's how Brittany spears became a lifeless wreck doing those retard and pointless pageants

[C00kieM0nster96]

Ok idiots. These are ACTORS ! And ACTRESS'! THEY ACTED THE WHOLE MOVIE TO MAKE IT SEEM REAL. AND HE IS NOT GAY HE IS AN ACTOR!!! HE IS MARRIED WITH A KID ! SO STFU. THANK U!

[Met4Lz0r]

@C00kieM0nster96 so your saying hes a pedophile?

*quote* hes married with a kid *quote*

[lilcheevous]

@Met4Lz0r wow tard you obviously hav no conception of the english language if i were your dad i'd swap you for an ipod

[Met4Lz0r]

@lilcheevous wow tard you obviously have no fuckin sense of humor, i was joking omg

oh and it better be an ipod mini, im not very tall.

[lilcheevous]

@Met4Lz0r >.> maybe if you told a funny joke someone would know its a joke

[Met4Lz0r]

@lilcheevous oh poor you, im sorry i cant please everybody

[leigh2490]

@C00kieM0nster96 He's an actor - all the other people are random people - they're not acting. 

[julianvsmaster01]

Is your baby used to gay fucking parent says yes!

[BRANDY82375]

Oh, I definitely believe these parents were for real. All you have to do is watch those little girls dressed like tiny hookers in beauty pagents to know some parents are absolute idiots!

[KaleidoRaffa]

Horrible parents :<

[SkinHead282]

Q: Iz your baby ahlright wiss lit phosphorus?

A: oh yea he loves it.

LMAO

[Fatima74]

if this is real these parents should have their babies taken away from them.... but somehow it does not seem real, it seems highly edited.

[AntonyButler1]

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[Squallleonheartfan]

That guy on 0:18 kinda looks like jack Thompson!

[sae05z]

is this real? or they just used actors to make it look like real?

[GmodRandomCollection]

@sae05z

Bruno and Borat are 'Mockumentarys' they make up a character and story and test it out on real people and pretend they ARE that character. But the bit where Bruno and the Midget are in the hotel room and champagne in his ass and spinning him round to the Crazy frog remix of 'Popcorn'. That bit is fake , and if it was real (even though it's not) I would shit myself laughing

[diorio83]

there are indeed so many stupid ppl in the world.They would sell their babays for a moment of gamour on tv.

[stimeeee]

wow what a coincidence! My baby loves lit phosphorus too!!!

[Karpefan]

What is he asking in 0:42?

[margadev07]

I think he might be saying "lit phosphorus" but I'm not sure.

[123Peat1]

What is up with those parents!!!

[flowrecordsPL]

@123Peat1 they are americans

[Dorisequador]

@123Peat1 They love Money!  and the dad is hilarious he loves it yes!

[mervinarambuesen]

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[MiliosBuddha]

That was so surreal! Bruno asked the wierdest questions like "Is your child comfortabel with dying or dead animals?"

And the dude was like: "Oh yes! She is she is!"

Lier. . . No kid is comfortabel with dead animals, and why would you think it is ok that your kid takes picture with a dead animal?

[diorio83]

if that can make them stars,why not.Many parents are crazy about this.

[nelsoncornette]

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[amaaani1]

Bruno was the fucking funniest movie I have ever seennnnn, toooo fucking funnnyyy

[mkmike37658434743030]

i love bruno he is so gay but he is so courge i wish i meet him so who have his moble phone or even his e-mail

[KonChul]

Good movie!

[WaitMyAss]

Nice parents

[c6njluver]

my mom was in this movie

[nrg1901]

no offence but this bruno looks gay. if he is gay he will go to hell for it and people sould not watch this. i pray he will find the strenght in Jesus Christ to become normal. peace.

[thedogstail789]

He's not gay, nigga.

He's playing the part, he's married.

Learn how to spell, before posting shit

[chi6075]

Dude... it is the freaking point that he looks gay. That is what this movie is all about..

And you as a Christian saying someone to become "normal" shame on you mister

[chi6075]

Oh nvm I just saw on your profile your a Muslim.. that explains pretty much everything xD

[warhawksxaid]

dude its just a misunderstanding

do you have to get racist over it?

seriously r u a little kid?

[warhawksxaid]

i'm Muslim btw

And im pretty sure christians have the same anti-gay philosophy

He didn't know the guy wasn't really gay thats the misunderstanding

[usoklub]

They don't do it for bucks but for getting seen in a magazine.

[nikkiwhite40]

Shame how these parents are willing to sell out their kids for a buck

just DREADFUL

[JDay3000]

Lol, whatever helps you sleep at night. I remember the scene in the movie being a lot longer and these parents agreed to some HORRID things. No normal parent would 'go along' with what he was saying the babies would be doing.

[dynastyballer13]

what are you dumb,, if i was a parent and they asked me the same things,,i would've went along with it,,knowing they would never actually put them through those pretty obvious fake situations

[JDay3000]

Then I would assume you're a bad parent. Any normal person would find what he was saying appalling and wouldn't 'go along with it.'

[dynastyballer13]

you sir,,are a fucken idiot ...no logical parent would watch a kid go through rapid acceleration or see dead animals,,,i would never believe a parent would actually believe a photographer would put a kid through such an ordeal ,,just think u moron

[JDay3000]

Listen dumbass. Whether or not the photographer is joking, NORMAL people would ASK! Don't assume it's just a joke. There are sick ass people out there! And the fact that you would be so foolish shows how naive and trusting you really are. Watch, this shit's gonna happen to you and the photographers gonna take it all the way to the end and you're gonna be ashamed of yourself.

[1ToNJaB]

Someone PLEASE post a video clip from the cage fighting scene! That's my favorite!

[GlennsMisfits]

I think that greatest scene from entire movie is when he goes to psychic and ask:"Can I "kiss" him now?"

And than he goes.... XD hillarious

[1ToNJaB]

"Youre traveling fast... were not going to kill ((-IT-))"

lol wtf.

[aurimelizye]

One word - AWESOME. A must see! I've watched it online at DOOKIO . c o m

[clumpft]

Not actors, just everyday yanks ha ha.

[fireemblem555]

Operating antiquated heavy machinery. One of my favorite lines in the movie.

[pxr58b]

these parents need to be shot right now.

[bosnianharis123]

Is your baby ok with rapid excelleration? lmao

[60jess90]

wait those aren't actors???

[ahpacific]

Nope.

[60jess90]

wow. but if u notice it only shows 3 parents and at the beggining there is loads so....u c wat i mean??

[vixvixen88]

this isn't even half of whats in the movie, that's why. there's more. there was one parent bruno asks if its ok for the baby to lose 10 pounds within a week and she says yes and would even consider lipo

[hostel969]

nope this is all REAL people and REAL situations. Thats America for you.

[NovemberRain888]

@hostel969 in special features, Sacha says that all these people were real n not actors.

[JDay3000]

It's not ALL Americans and it's definitely not limited to Americans. There are people in third world countries that actually SELL their children. Don't generalize our country as a whole just because a couple of idiots are caught on camera.

[IchFresseMeinenKopf1]

@hostel969 REAL sitÜations

[csmcmillion]

@hostel969 No - that's Hollywood for you.

[craigisabeth]

LOL@ Rapid Acceleration

[kittkayalyst]

Damn stage parents would say anything to geet their kids an audition!! Lmao, as he proved right here. ahaha.

[NerdRage209]

@kittkayalyst

Seeing as it wasn't recorded in all one-shot/take, take into consideration that the entire film is satire comedy and the audio was probably edited to make the scene look like the parents say yes to anything.

Lol@you.

[kittkayalyst]

@NerdRage209 wow, well aren't you the smart ass. It's people like you who ruin this website by trolling anyone and everyone. why don't you get a life. troll.

[bangbangsin]

These screwed up greedy parents dont deserve their babies

Their babies should be taken by social services

[Pozzermouse]

those people have got to be hired :P

[LittleMissBeth7]

Lit phosphorus LOL

[bricksalegend]

freestyle lol

[nuralider]

Is your baby fine with rapid acceleration ... That f***ed me up, i have juice all over me now..

[mikekimikekimike]

From wikipedia:

Burning phosphorus is difficult to extinguish and if it splashes onto human skin it has horrific effects

[patlfc27]

lol :D , horrific effects, the baby after would look like a large raisin with boney parts...i think?

[HExtab12]

OMG its lit as in lighten

[NixDotCom]

Is your baby okay with lit phorporous?

Yes.

Does he like it?

Loves it.

Oh good. :)

[Gyanzak]

He probably couldn't understand what Bruno was saying, so he just took a guess.

[srayon]

It's "lit" phosphorus - there's no such thing as "lead" phosphorus.

um, moron.

[pancakeslovers]

what did he ask the father on 41- 44?

[srayon]

Bruno asks, "Is your baby fine with lit phosphorus?"

[xMexX4]

what is that?

[AGJDJ]

if his baby is fine with hot fosfor

[rapemyuncle1122]

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah­ omgggg this was hilariousss

[Legojogge]

What was the last thing he said?

[jer0jer0]

dead or dieng animals rofl

[jer0jer0]

lit phosphorous ll000000000l

[12ChristianMorel2008]

i dont get the last question! wahts phosposorous!!??

[Be1smaht]

its an element on the periodic table.

[ClochesJerusalem]

a highly combustionable element in the periodic table

[12ChristianMorel2008]

0oh 0okay

[SkittleSTUFFED]

I really want to see this :) It's an 18 in the UK though D: I think that there is a 15 version in some cinemas now though so i might see it :)

[shadowleggyfanz]

is ur baby comtarble with dead or dieing animal?

ye.. yes!

[BayviewFinch]

Are you in Grade 2? Watch your spelling.

[shadowleggyfanz]

DUDE i was typing this at 3 in da fukin mornin dont u thinkl dat i was abit tired !??!>:(

[BayviewFinch]

You were drunk, weren't you?

[shadowleggyfanz]

no dipshit i was tried and i was just watchin random vids on youtube is dat a problem to you u fucker

[BayviewFinch]

Go fuck yourself, Hoser.

[shadowleggyfanz]

y dont u u sick faggot

[WARdwarfFTW]

don't talk back to youtube school boy bitches like you'll win they are losers and have no real lives so they have to bitch on youtube

[shadowleggyfanz]

this aint ur fight so stay da fuck out u fuckin asshole

[Afgndawg]

or your just a dumb ass either way

[bubbbaaa2000]

The baby loves lit phosphorous! hahaha!

[ccreck6]

borat was better