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[SMS8559]

That cat...that cat is MAGICAL!!!

[SMS8559]

The cat kills me!! Jay Smooth is a cutie!!

[LaraTwoPointO]

How weird is it that I find this video exactly 4 years after it was put up.

[janeblow80]

YOU STARTED VLOGGING ON MY BIRTHDAY.....OMFG!!! AWESOME!!!

[freezeandburn77]

That was awesome!!!

[AvaNonGrata]

Make more videos from the neck down.

[mfundo4u]

yo jay smooth u da man... dat rhyme was sick

[vicmo25]

u know im a star u don't have to ask a ninja...that was a good one i'll give u dat.....that shit was funny as fuk

[vicmo25]

LOL...LMAO...LOL...this is funny as shit...he sounds just like cam'ron....LMAO...good shit yo

[huntedrasta]

its really too bad you don't rap more often man

[nitrofucker]

yo wats the name of the original song again bro ?? good video btw ; D

[KILLCOMBO]

thats was fly you got them youtube hater despiszing you lol

[beatmixer16]

Ey! My ninja got flow tho!

[EMB801211]

whack

[zaitesushion]

i so would

[peppecestdouce21]

Alfonzo lmao God you are too funny.. you haz a flava? I wish I could meet you

[CrystalMystique]

This is Hawtttt!

[Concerned1976]

This is hilarious!!!! Nice.

[seattlerain1212]

i has a flavor!!!!!!!!!!

[gibbitup]

Lmaoo i has a flavor bit with the cat was jokes

[norlack89]

omg your level of badassness has no end eh???? christ.

[jacksonwonderful]

How did I ever miss this? 5!!!

[videoshirt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mrdeedz1]

I love that fuckin' cat!!!

[Renarudo]

I love this video!! You're the coolest nerd on the planet.

[LowRyze]

hahaah mastered that laid back overflow technique. HYPE! hahaha this is gooooold...

[kingdom2006ah]

this was awesome

[teawead]

I love ya voice.

[xKineticSparks]

c'mon jay smooth, let's honor our connectedness and roam around union square lol jk

you're awesome.

[uzumakilives]

did you get the cat from ac&c harlem?

[roge3471]

lol

[deefirst]

ILDOC YOU SHOULD GET INTO POLITICS!

[IITheJesterII]

You know that I'm a star you don't have to ask a ninja! WOW

[thekittenfiend]

Kitteh! U has a flavr.

Oh, and your kitty is cute. Nice stare-down at the end, the two of you.

[OllieTheThird]

that, my good Sir, was awesome.

[Tsub2222]

lmao im dyin over here! he was rappin jus like the homie cam! that was dope

[mamakatburner]

That kat is in your chair stealin yur flavorz

[ReYd3HiPHoP]

great video man..good shit...

[Dru234]

"TRYNA DEBATE THE MASTER? UR JUS A MASTERBATOR"

sickkkkkk

[Switchfootrox4ever]

heeeeey, do you read I can has cheezburger? (that is the WEIRDEST name for a website EVER) Just cuz of the "I has a flavor"....

[xKineticSparks]

yeah I think that's what i thought he was referencing too lol

[two0three]

lmfao! that was great

love your vids!

[Dooninzz]

this shit was hilarious

[SS4MATTG]

noo homo..

[XPillage]

You are handsome as fuck

[ScytheDremora]

I agree great voice also

[eyebrowsQ8]

im glad some1 said it

[steelersbigben07]

LOL Cam is an entertainer at its finest remember S>D>E

[huntedrasta]

why did you never release tracks?

or did you

[TheOldNihilist]

It would have been better if the ninja star was in the shape of the Star of David.

This Jew pretending to be black thing is getting really old.

[lucky13t]

Your comment is foolish for at least two reasons:

1) You don't have the ability to discern Jay Smooth's ethnicity

2) You have asserted that a vast population of people with similar ethnic backgrounds can be imitated by any one person.

I truly hope your comment is a joke.

[TheOldNihilist]

(1) He's the whitest black man I've ever seen.

(2) It was my intention to stereotype and profile him and many others including you.(Because I now know how much it bothers you,otherwise why would you rsepond) and..

(3) My comment iS a joke. Just like your comment is a joke, just every comment made on YouTube is a joke.

Now react to this with silly logic that pretends to sound cool. And remember (and this is rather important) when reading my comment, imagine I'm speaking in a black accent.lol

[lucky13t]

If he wasn't half black, I'm sure his skin would be even lighter.

[TheOldNihilist]

If I wasn't a Jew I'd probably wear a skullcap and be more Christian.

He's a Jew.

Well spoken, funny, engaging and totally JEWISH!

Yeah, Yeah, Uhuh.........Yeeah!!

lol

Mazel Tov!

[locamorenanena]

.... your life = pointless.

[TheOldNihilist]

Using the = as a substitute for having to articulate yourself is pointless.

It's also a sign of poor writing skills.

ill doctrine sets up these blogs with well spoken and interesting ideas, the forum its self is an open forum where in theory everyone is supposed to type their thoughts. But the people whos opinions differ from the majority are usually insulted or vebally punished for it. Which, is in direct philisophical conflict with what ill Doc is talking about in the first fucking place.

[TheOldNihilist]

Actually if you honestly didn't care, you wouldn't have said you didn't care.

Asfar as cohesion is concerned you have yet to create unity from your spoken discourse. Translation; Punctuation is to sentence structure as, honesty is to falshood.

Your explanation for why you disagree with me is dishonest, not because you have ignored proper punctuation, but more to the point because you are using your retort to insult me, instead of honestly explaining yourself.

[locamorenanena]

I do not need to explain myself to you. I owe you nothing. No.. I really don't care. Your opinion is your own. I cannot prevent you from speaking your mind, but I can surely cover my ears.

[TheOldNihilist]

Thank you for explaning, that you do not need to explain yourself.

Well done.

bravo!

(golf clap)

Take care kiddo.

[TheOldNihilist]

You're hiding behind your words. Instead of standing infront of them.

[locamorenanena]

You're so right. I never realized.. I've been living a lie all this time. Thank you for helping me see the light. -laughs myself to sleep-

[cubanoafuego]

Now, you see, OldNihilist, I beg to differ. While illdoctrine is choosing to articulate views which may be marginalized in our societies, he does not therefore automatically condone all views which are marginal. If he did, he would be condoning a hell of a lot of stuff, much of which I am pretty sure he, and just about everyone else would disaprove of. People have a right to speak their mind, but if people exercise their right to attack your ideas, you should be ready & willing to defend them.

[Mvenven]

That was good. nice flow

[propernutrition]

ha he said check alexa we got the numbers too cold

[PuddyKatz]

more tee-shirt photos

[zoteague]

No, yeah...I'm pretty sure I youtube love you..

[huntedrasta]

that was awesome man ! you can actually flow

[martyregal]

Is this guy from the Atlanta scene or the D.C. scene? I love the art and I want to be able to pigeon hole it, like all art should be.

[rubysapphire14]

he's from NY!

[dupar1]

nice cat =D

[TraySlinger]

lol "I has a flavor"

[Hypnosiz]

nice rhymes, rhymin was ok.

[mrneruda25]

"Go head' ask your neighbor, I has a flavor, chicken dinner to feed a culture that's gettin' thinner"

Damn.. that is nice

[akitolover]

haha i like your voice its very nice sounding

[chugdrunk]

'no homo'

[seoulsonyk]

this is still one of my fav illdoc fliks, jay...classic.

[DeathMobb]

wats the beat.

[souldrudaddy]

cam'ron - get 'em girls

[M0lllieee]

Hahahaha lolcats

AMAZING

[the3121]

The rap reminded me of Will Smith. You sound very much like him.

[illslapyoutwotimes]

Fiyah video. I stumbled onto this unknown musician but I swear he is going places. Search "Vthov Obama Inauguration Song" This guy is very talented.

[newnoo]

oh man that shit was crazy main man kill that shit

[YoungCrs]

hahaha dope

"i has a flavor"

[imaserb]

SICK

[imaserb]

hilarious

[rappernamedhead]

good arrangements.

[flaco3188]

lolll That was [ill]!!

+26 pts.

[dubbej33]

uhm...yeah ok

[luka27tramuzgan]

nice music, did you compose is

[jpicker13]

Wow... Thats actually really good

[claud4]

what i learned from this video :

Cats that dont blink frighten me .

[jefgain]

I have a personal oath to tell the truth: you are so freakin talented. Thanks for being who you are.

[DerrickthePinecone]

This is hilarious and I'd love to freestyle with you someday.

[stillphil]

CLASSIC. Jay Smooth's mini movies need to be bundled into every new PC so when you buy a PC it's not just"6 cool new world music singles" included that you will probably never listen to again. LoL, but fa rill tho.

[benrotten]

You're so on point. Cats should learn from you (and not the one you chillin' with)

[p849]

You killed this shit

[aariaffxi]

Oh man, I love you (no homo...wait can I use that if I'm a girl?)

[lilpinkchainsaw]

I'm a lesbian and Ithink Jay's awesome. So, maybe for me it's no... hetero?  XD

[aariaffxi]

hahaha yes!

[ReaperX3ro]

Lulz, that sounds like a cultural mess in the future. "Yeah, girl...that guy is pretty handsome I'd totally let him get in these panties...no hetero..."

[MochiMC]

I'm definitely going to start using "no hetero" from now on! Thanks :)

[lilpinkchainsaw]

rotfl - Cool! I started a trend XD

[pheno09]

I am so usin that, I will of course totally credit u tho

[lovabl3one]

aye man u nice when it comes to rhymin...:)

[ReaperX3ro]

Lol, I Has a Flavor.

[222222e]

Lol! but a grown man with a cat super Lol!!

[SWEETVIXEN718]

u are beyond amazing...

[saig0nese]

gosh I LOVE YOUR VOICE!!!

[mike7743]

ill shit, son.

[kevob777]

OMFG,,i looked at this thinkin jus anothat white dude makin a fool of himself,,That shit was HOT from begginin to end,,u gotta flow too,,

[gcsugirl]

I love you

[CelphTitled34]

you are an amazing blogger dude

keep up that fire (Y)

[realcity07]

Jay, may I ask for the lyrics... this is so dope!!! and you got a ill flow

[cymandekj]

Mass debator,lol That's funny & hot!!!

[willywonka091]

damn! did you produce that? FIRE!

[xldjvista]

Cam'ron "Get 'em girl"

[willywonka091]

i see! i'm not big on dipset. fire, still.

[xldjvista]

Lyrically I'm not into them but they got great beat selection.

[IndianTua]

ask a ninja ?? hahahah shot bro

[FlacoTV]

I has a flava.

[TimidMC]

Jay i'm cracking up over here. "I has a flavor"

[IceChiefIsaiah]

Hay! That song at the end (around 1:01) is that Joan of Arc, when Joan gets burned at the stake. Who is that by?

[ten82k]

you should make a album.. i will actually buy it im serious.. because over here in dallas texas.. the radio station sucks balls..im serious they play some lil wayne bullcrap over and over and over and over...and lil wayne sucks he is the wackest well also soidier boy but still they all suck and plus they never play nas..well anyway if u made a album i will buy it..no lie

[tardjuggler]

Most times I go ballistic when I hear the carmina burana getting molested.

This, however gets a five, mostly because you kick ass.

[p849]

THAT Cat f&*%ing hilarioius

[untuchablemizz]

lmfao hahahaha good shit

[ten82k]

i love your delicious cat

[slodwick]

100% awesomesauce. This video blog = made of win.

[andrez214]

dammmmm ur better then lil wayne n soulja boy

[browsebot]

That cat was staring at the camera hard as hell at the end.

[BlackBarbieTv]

your amazing

[trinabear]

I want that cat & u r one bad mofo.

[207tj]

LOVE the lolcat reference!

[simnicity]

you stoopid for that thing you did with your pussy lol

[JustCheckingAgain22]

hahahaha lool the cat stare i loveee it

[eloralei]

Love. That. Cat.

[Roxie21]

wow, Carmina burana beat + serious cat stare = pure win!

[YouGunnaEatThat]

yea if you were black and im not sure if you did grow up in a rough neighborhood but if you did you would be makin money

[thereisnoel]

If you had a "gangsta" persona you could have made tons of money via rapping.

[cashmoneydeigo]

yo what is that beat he is freestylin over

[ivan1087]

Get Em Girls by Cam'ron

[Texhnolyz]

lol you make me laugh

but here

Cam'ron - Get 'em Girls

[HTWN4LIFE1]

That was good

[DaveOfCleveland]

Actually, before Cam'ron started rapping like that, he, in my opinion, was quite lyrical and had flow tho.

[trannyguy8000]

Apparently Jada wrote all that, though.

And Cam is actually really funny and still lyrical, its just people are too dumb too get what he's doing is SUPPOSED to sound like that. Everyone's more conservative than they think

[DaveOfCleveland]

why i gotta be dumb to not like how he changed his style? i fucks with his first 2 albums. After "oh boy" i aint fuck with him no more.

i take that back, i do have his movie. i liked that.

[trannyguy8000]

B, not talking about you. I don't know you from Adam so I'm not disrespecting you reckless like that.

[Jayjee123]

cam was way better in coc

[filnobep]

this was tight. that cat look like a blood or something

[sweatizzle]

shit too cold son u killin em

[xdarkwing104x]

Crushed it!

And the cat stare at the end finished it.

5 stars!

[Neeks4215]

your cat is a g

[basayloo2008]

realy really really cool, bro.

[lisalavie1]

Haha, I love this video. Thank you Debonair for sending me the link.. hahah.. MORE MORe, give me more~

[hypn0tikchr0nic]

......riiiight.

[illdoc1]

you know you love me.

[hypn0tikchr0nic]

I just didn't like the rap. Your cat's the real talent, man.

[uncle559]

Jay, I'm seriously impressed. Um,...you wanna be manager of WBAI?

You can bring your cat if ya want.

[illdoc1]

Thanks! Didn't see this till now..

[SoxAsh0810]

your work is awesome as hell...just so happens to be the last video of yours that I'm watching, so I'm posting the comment here. Great stuff!! You have a talent for making artful prose out of the truth and keeping it humorous too. LOVE IT!

[tarzanofcouches]

Jay, you rap better than Cam'ron going by this performance. It was a spot on imitation of his flow. I've seen all the blogs you put on XXL, and they're awesome. Keep up the good work.

[sslliimmjjiimm]

i thought this dude was gonna be corny but that was tight

[stewyjmu]

you just made me subscribe

[tenchuja]

Thats tight man Ima check the site

[robbarado]

dude killed it.

[redfan360]

lol :P

[drunkdriverdrivin]

LOL Ill frestyle doc!

[Signasty]

Good stuff doc