Game Fails: Mass Effect "I'm melting!"

[duce9lives]

Haha he has shitty sheldes

[linkboie]

how i hated that boss fight

[williamthebrit]

Holy shit, Shepard was infected by The Thing!

[aklein005]

his only regret: bonitis

[SKULLBUNNY911]

I'm beginning to think that Shepard was trying to blend in with his environment.

[RogueInfinity]

That has actually happened to me. I was so pissed because I didn't fucking save the game for a long ass time.

[titytit]

@JordanCanton whatever. i'm a pregnant woman, you cant expect me to remember everything......

[TheRocketman543]

I didn't know Mr Fantastic was a playable character. :O

[LordZaayl]

I actually had this exact same thing happen to me. Exact same spot.

[darnoc001]

Shepard was processed into Omni-gel (:/) Didn't know that you can process problems?

[DeloreandudeTommy]

I think he was trying to imitate the engineer from nope.avi.

[samueln26]

Were off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz.

[titytit]

by the way, which ME is this?

[ScrappyGamer]

@titytit first one

[titytit]

Vageta, whats Benezias power level?

ITS OVER 9000!

I'm soooo sorry.....i'll never do this lame joke again.....

[possibiladoom]

GOD I HATED THAT GLITCH

[Influx27]

ye GODS! Wat has been With Mass Effect recently?! This just looks Crazy

[vegasguy91]

Maybe Ashley should have shot Shepard.

[silverflameofthedark]

same thing happened to me, damn those cut scenes

[Jeroenske]

this is a win imho

[vilane421]

I see Mordin's Neuro-Shock comes with some side effects.

[TheMightyKawama]

@vilane421 not to be one of "those guys" but mordin wasn't in mass effect 1

[MrTristanishere]

The bigger fail is how ill equipped for this boss fight he was.

[JawaBob]

...my only regret is that I have ...Bonitis

[StolberCaddle]

Doctor: sir your life Insurance doesnot cover conditions like melting

[jxtpsd]

I thought it was something wrong with my disc!! But this happened to me at exactly the same point in the game. Weird glitch.

[gateship2]

That has happened to me so many times. I'm pretty sure it happens if you're knocked to the ground and are still there when a cut scene hits.

[Dontmindvaughnn]

I FUCKING HATE THIS LEVEL!!

[AydenMize]

I've never seen someone who is Quadruple jointed... O_o

[CallOfJaKeY76]

Ok bro that just looks creepy as hell.

[Sharkwizard]

OMG. This has actually happened to me quite a few times, same location, same boss battle. If Benezia uses a biotic power on you on the stairs, it will mess you up.

[volcan4]

This has fucking happened to me before.....in a boss fight 2

[urplatz]

more mass effect game fails!

[Jed1Master97]

Wierd.

[Keyatzin]

Benezia must be able to warp reality, because that fight always glitches for me.

[FearTheGooch92]

Too bad you couldnt shoot outta your asshole like in the BF3 beta

[Xrocker7000]

DAMMIT CABOOSE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DIVIDING BY 0!!!

[shepherd5555]

god this has happond to me so many times even when i was beating the game on insane

[rouge06]

i had this happen and my save put me back at at the tram station

[Shanook28]

This Shepard has reach AND flexibility!

[CJChopz]

lol i had the same thing happen to me like 2 days ago

[mironricardo]

That's how I feel after my G.F. asks me to take out the garbage during mass effect.

[Tmangman1]

shepard was overwhelmed because benezia's power level was over 9000

[hawkwolf613]

Oh dude I had the EXACT same glitch happen to me a few weeks ago. Stayed stuck until my head reached the other wall and I got killed.

[BIAODST115]

What sex position is that called!!??

[atheistnarutofan]

reminds me of when Mr. Fantastic XD

[soiherduliekvideoz]

Title brought unpleasant memories of Mako levels on worlds with lava pools.

*Shudders*

[LegendaryBattalion]

Haha "I've lost shields" That was great.

[MichaelHaire0]

Slenderman: Now a playable character.

[Rorako]

Just because this top comment was the best yesterday...

"It's the thing from the Battlefield 3 Beta! Ruuuuuun!"

[dfed324]

@Spiritan3mz Then throw in anything unique about using FemShep into the list. They also announced that many things you do in the new online multiplayer can affect what happens in the Campaign Story.

[dfed324]

@Spiritan3mz . . . . the choice between saving Ashley or Kaiden, what effect on who lives & who dies on the Collector mission will have on ME3 (I swear I saw Mordin in their Kinect preview from last wk), what effect saving Kal'Reeger & Veetor will have on ME3, what effect will the final outcome of Tali's trial will have on ME3, what effect could the Lair of the Shadow Broker and Arrival DLCs might have, and the list goes on, and throw in any combination of these choices.

[dfed324]

@Spiritan3mz I'm willing to bet there will be. Think about it: specific missions and convo's. exclusive to ur family background choice (kid on the street, slave raid, military family), military background (survivor, ruthless, war hero), killing or saving Wrex or the Rachni queen or the council, not having a relationship in any of them, remain faithful or cheat in ME2 and then picking someone new in ME3, . . . . . . .

[54Dcool]

Now there's your problem

[nonesta13]

this part of the game was a pain in the ass

[Sabohaque]

@nonesta13 inorite? Only part that was legitimately hard on normal difficulty.

[cptjaws]

great joker has brittle bones and nw shepard doesnt even have any

[MurdocB7]

was that really the death screen at the end? ... wow thats lame

[EloyFuckingHerrera]

Everyone check this out!!-/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM&lis­t=FL0LlsVVweCF2hNN2onMUkpw&ind­ex=32&feature=plpp_video

[PolytoneZebraGuy]

i nearly choked on my sandwich xD poor shepard

[ntabiblaze]

T-1000: systems error

[madman101ish]

@ntabiblaze

error; commander_shepard.avi is not responding

[gofojibwas]

I guess he found his favourite staircase on the Citadel.

[saltythebear]

God fuck everything about that part on Noveria.

[FloppYakaShawN]

@saltythebear It was piss easy compared to the double-sion fight on Horizon in ME2..

[jwnlink1]

ASSUMING DIRECT.....What the !@#$

[sonicmandx12]

"What do I do? What do I do? WHAT DO I DO IN THAT SCENARIO?!"

[MuramasaSquid]

Dear god the Matriarch Benezia fight is so glitched at times.

[Modshade666]

so he gets an early ragdoll, that's not funny. what's funny is the position the ragdoll is in and how his face was still moving when he talked!

[Roboman60]

sshhhh, dont tell them im here.

[caro1000000]

Obviously Benezia's power level was over 9000.

[SKULLBUNNY911]

Benezia: Now stand aside worthy adversary.

Shepard: 'Tis but a stretch.

Benezia: A stretch? All of your limbs are three feet longer than they're supposed to be.

Shepard: No they're not.

Benezia: *Gives shepard full body mirror* What is that then?

Shepard: . . . . . . . . . I've had worse.

Benezia: You liar

Shepard: C'mon you pansy. . . . . . . I can't move . . . . . . all right, we'll call it a draw.

[koshey245]

@SKULLBUNNY911 its only a flesh wound.... lol

[MrJplz2514]

First Mass Effect fail on Game Fails? o.O

[MrConMan19]

its a good thing you saved right before the fight...

[EliteZealotMASTER]

Oh god i hated this part

[MasterJedi96]

Only one shield level? tsk tsk...

[MasterJedi96]

Jokes on you, I have Hepatitis! ahblergmhm

[prankster335]

I HATE when this glitch happens

[13374LIFE1]

Bone-itus

[RWJveryowntroll]

hey it mr.fantastic

[COOLBEANS997]

my favorite thing about when game fails responds to comments is that it could be the most racist thing in the world and it would have 200 thumbs up XD (not hating or anything)

[perciusmandate]

My only regret... is that I have... Bone-itis! Grgrrrgrakkkk! Blerg...

[Hurtydwarf]

@perciusmandate good ol Futurama. Adult Swim needs to adopt that show again.

[Splop10]

All this fail has done is make me want Mass Effect 3 even more (as well as love the whole trilogy even more).

[MrShinyObject]

My only regret...is having bonitis!

[mharve10]

"i've lost shields!" ..... yeeeea you've lost way more than that.

[burcht92]

lol this has happened to me before in the exact same place

[CPRay216]

What's really odd about this is that he's fighting Benezia when all of them only have 1 bar of shields. lol

[GyroTheTitan]

I totally witnessed this happen to my sister in the EXACT same spot.

[crunkette]

@GyroTheTitan Yup! And mine was even more hilarious, because Garrus was stationed in a spot where he was completely covered, and so were the Asari, so NO ONE DIED despite them still sitting around shooting at each other, and no one could shoot me dead either, so my Shepard just kept stretching and stretching across the room until I finally just shut it off. I was practically to the ceiling! XD

[NorskPk]

looks like the guy from fantastic 4

[1moe7]

@NorskPk His name is Mr. Fantastic.

[rDarkWarrior]

@cracklingvoice stfu fag

[crossfire1337]

@rDarkWarrior so judgemental. Bet you don't even know the person and you are already calling them names. If you don't like the meme go tell someone who doesn't like it either. Clearly they like the meme so they are using it. Freedom of Speech and Expression, thats what the internet is used for.

[djramen]

Would it be wrong to say that this video made me mass erect?

[BaxterDaKing]

@djramen probably. :)

[Waterdragonboy15]

*in an elevator* Reports say Comander Shepard, a recently human Specter was discovered becoming what was known in Human Comic History as 'Mr. Fantastic' and died while trying to control his new power.

[SRodriguez28]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[pmankillinspree]

Looks like it wasn't Stretch Armstrong's day.

[PsychoTherapist95]

playing that part of the game on insanity was like hitting yourself in the head as hard as you could with a baseball bat that has a nail through it

[martinhjerpe]

Happened to me too.

[HONEYBADGER222]

thanks for uploading my clip!

[kwilerexy]

ugh...one part of the game that just beat the crap out of me over and over.

[nickkers094]

music reminds me of Perfect Dark

[rine9]

Yea, i have faced uncountable glitches at that part of the game

[Dragonpit]

At least he clung to that rail for dear life.

[ralphaids]

Bet the Lazarus Project can't fix this.

[TakiTeam24]

@ralphaids what is that from..... sounds familiar?

[D0cSwiss]

@TakiTeam24 It's from the start of Mass Effect 2 where your character gets rebuilt after falling from space after your ship gets destroyed by the Collectors.

[GraveChapel]

The secret to Shepards vast diversity of shapes, size, powers, and genders; no bones.

[soondae2000]

Wheres the fail???!!!

[TenaciousDalton1]

ever since he started smoking pot he kinda just lays there...

[0rond]

garrus, what does the scouter says about benezia's power level

...

...

...

MEW!

[Guymanguy12345]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTRO-oh dear god, no

[FrankyT49]

Funny I've had something like this happen to me and on the same boss, my Shepard got stuck when Matriarch Vennesia pulled one of her Bio attacks on me...

The Matriarch must've been some pretty powerful bio warrior to able to glitch your character like that!

[ONLY3CLAN]

/watch?v=UY_g2ioScKQ really nice vid BF3 ART OF MOTION

[BlueSpartan107]

That actually happened to my brother some time ago. He even had his shotgun out.

[Ammo1174]

shepard was undergoing extreme training to try and become a giraffe

[HilltopGinger]

this same glitch happened to me :)

[SilyaWinters]

AHAAH! I had this exact thing happen to me. You were hit by Benezia's move while on the stairs. Had a picture of mine as my profile pic once. XD

[SauloASFS]

This happened to me exactly at the same place...

[Delaishla]

Mr Fantastic what are you doing in Mass Effect?

[x8sexton28x]

THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY FUCKING TIME I PLAY THIS PART

[BondisBoss]

mr fantastic.

[ziom236]

"Jammed" indeed.

[redialator]

its a Mr. Fantastic easter egg..... they just put it in the wrong game though..

[szalero555]

MASS EFFECT 1 IN 2012 O_O

[TheLyl4ever]

@szalero555

Why not? I just bought my copy last week.

[CoBros]

@szalero555 Mass Effect 1 is one of the greatest games of all time. Of course it's still in talks.

[EdgarFroez]

Where Dead Space and Mass Effect meets each other.

[angelicsamurai7]

@codenameGIZM0 that's clever

[GHPanthers117]

Happened to me once, just a little bit down the stairs where Ash was

[codenameGIZM0]

he should have taken his anti-biotics

[JabberJaque]

@codenameGIZM0 AAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[AasinApples]

@OneAndAMerf I don't see how playing one of the best games ever is a fail.

[4fret]

this happened to me once. and i still beat the boss

[LiamsMusic78]

musiuc sounds like KillingFloor

[Rorako]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[BloodyBusterSword]

@Rorako b-but its not working!!! D:

[ARavingLooony]

now in stores stretch Shepard

[DeLuciosX]

like a boss

[JoninJordan]

What a world.. Whhhaaat a woooorld!

[ubermaster94]

oh wow! that happened to me a while back but i was standing at a weird angle and survived long enough to strech across the entire room. damn it i need a capture card.

[MunnitChops]

Worst level for that to happen on, ever!

[dfed324]

@Ghostland No; that was just the prototype.

@OneAndAMerf Have you even played Mass Effect? I 1st thought that it was a decent game, but now I know I was totally wrong. If you play all three in the Shepard trilogy, especially on Xbox I believe, you can end up with at least 50 or 60 completely different endings, maybe double if you include female Shepard storylines.

[Spiritan3mz]

@dfed324 No you can't. Different things can happen in the game, but there aren't that many ending.

[amidget159]

She really is melting!!!

[RowdenA7X]

@OneAndAMerf No, that joke is old. Especially the fact that it's Mass Effect, cause it's the Bee's Knees.

[AZ240992]

That happened to me as well.

[OneAndAMerf]

The real fail is that he's playing Mass Effect

[FootballAndXbox]

@OneAndAMerf The real fail is your comment.

[MrSqaz2wsx]

gg

[SrgOmega]

Same thing happened to me about 2 hours ago xD

[Ghosthand]

Project Lazarus was deemed a failure.

[sharks2find18]

lol that thing is one of the most buggy rooms ive ever played, great game but damn those memories of flying out of the level if i move at all at a certain point...

[zincukfr]

The most appropriate MA fail would be the 'Ah yes, 'reapers' scene :P

[insanitystudio]

Strange that the first time I decide to play Mass Effect, is when Gamefails uploads a Mass Effect fail O.O

[quila001]

@insanitystudio Exactly! That was exactly my thought when I saw this!

I only started playing it last week sometime...

[insanitystudio]

@quila001

It's fantastic, I can't believe I waited this long to play it XD

[quila001]

@insanitystudio I finished Mass Effect yesterday and started on the second. OMG. It's even better.

[insanitystudio]

@quila001

HAHAHA

I'm working my way through the second one right now as well

[TheXLYDragon]

@quila001 I have both Mass Effects, playing them through right now. The amount of times I have played each of them, you would have thought I would be bored of 'em, yet I still enjoy playing them. Good games... Can't wait until Mass Effect 3 comes out.

[supercanadianme21]

@TheXLYDragon how many you up to i've got 6 one on ME and 5 on ME2

[jeppewie1206]

Defeating a sandwich.. only makes it tastier!

[Brtishfanrvb]

Kaiden and Ashley against an Asari commando unit... you got off lightly if all you did was melt.

[Boxeru13]

This is why you don't fuck with an Asari commando unit.

[Be3p123]

Gosh that happened so often to me at that boss fight.. fuckin hated it.. Still love ME though.. <3

[klingonempire007]

Have you faced an Asari commando unit before?.....

[coperlol]

DON'T CLICK MY NAME

[afroduckofdoom]

that happened all the time to me :D its was whenever it went into a cut scene whilst you where hit with biotics