The Best Of Patches

[Skapes11238]

They for got the one where he died whe he goes: "Tomorrow we're gunna pecker slap those Globo Gym bastards!" just saying

[MatthieuDujardin]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball !!!

[tehkoalainsurgency]

suit yourself.. queer.. xD

[casino16]

doesnt he say hump a doorknob?

[XxLittlePixiexXTink]

You gotta grab it by it's haunches and uhh-uhhh-uh hump it into some action.

[XxLittlePixiexXTink]

@XxLittlePixiexXTink submission**

[KerrDogga]

GO YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[pizza3330]

0:14 hillarius

[csdude35]

"My sweet dick, it's magic!"

[bluesteelsaxophone]

"I aint crazy and I aint a guy"

CLASSIC

[zach7442]

Peter:Was that necessary?

Patches:Necessary?!

Patches::Is it necessary to drink my own urine?

Peter:Probably not.

Patches:No,but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

[Ringdangler]

I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy

[JadenAlexis]

Patches: "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball."

[Pensrule8719]

4 people dont drink there own urine

[TurnToJesus1]

@Pensrule8719 ....

[Pensrule8719]

@TurnToJesus1 you would understand the joke if you were a patches fan

[FoggyEFCfoy]

Oh my sweet dick it's magic!!

[firethower99]

bye bye

[PepperDr94]

"If you master the 5 D's no amounts of balls on Earth can touch you!"

[krum118118]

I guess who was a muff diver actually :L

[kvkdani]

at 2:25 i thought this gonna be a high-five. :D

[randomewolf]

2:08 bill from KoTH?

[blainyrules]

@randomewolf Yes, he played Hank's boss too.

[powerpro4]

@randomewolf And Milton from OfficeSpace!  XD

[TheRobertnuns]

I love the smell of queef in the morning. lmao

[TheDrannbar]

Fucking hillarious 0.00-0.32

[tothedevilnow]

i ain't crazy and i ain't a guy lol its funny!!!!!

[KrownProductions101]

yes queer bag

[moviemaker7007]

1:07 gets me everytime lol

[TheCybersaiyan]

3 people are crotch stains

[lapout1n]

Patches Patches Patches Patches Patches

Wrenches Wrenches

[bigswano]

i would've taken patches offer of hookers

[The666thBowelOfHell]

"I love the smell of queef in the morning" "Your about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop"

[AKaudio]

I aint crazy, and im not a guy!

[Runnerrmejor]

hahah I love Patches ^^

[ClayRamaProductions]

u missed out him in the dodgeball film they watch, theres a few funny bits in that

[pearlvana05]

queer bait go ahead

[Maximus1Decimus]

"Listen up, crouch stain" XDDDD!!

[spanky489]

wheres the clip when he said "you're more useless than a cock flavored lollypop "

[TheTboss77]

"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No!!! but I do it anyway cause it's sterile, and I like the taste."

[ilikedatube]

"I love the smell of queef in the morning" LOL!

[MegaNiggerlips]

oh my sweet dick..

[xKydog54x]

2:27 "My sweet dick, it's magic!"

[peary12]

3 people couldn't dodge wrenches

[Fruffl3s]

Is it wrong if I can relate to a person having wrenches thrown at him?

[MrSuperleobros]

Lol

"I aint crazy and i aint a guy!"

[CrashB111]

@MrSuperleobros I think he says "I'm crazy, and I ain't a guy."

[jake11711]

IF YOU CAN DODGE TRAFFIC, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL

[maxpowers518]

You gotta grab life by the haunches and HUMP it into submission!

[GreatestGuitarLegend]

"Listen Up Crotch Stain". Lol!!

[ubisoft68]

dosent patches die



[AngusGibsonT]

I got some HOOKERS in my room!

[kenflo7]

ohhh my sweet dick its magic!

[ThaMVP7330]

ok guys no more crying in the breast milk

[cppiolo29]

Fcvyfjluzcfdvhjfg

[ISWEARYOU]

I believe in you. Bye-bye. 

[ThePeterBluth]

I knew somebody likes Patches. He would always say something so...bizarre and yet amazing that I actually started carrying a notepad around to write down the quotes.

[CalamityCain]

@ThePeterBluth

Sounds more like you just watched the movie too often while being fucking stoned, dude.

[ThePeterBluth]

@CalamityCain Okay. You can believe that. But, I know what I heard. And trust me, I never would've gotten the job where worked with him had I been stoned.

[CalamityCain]

@ThePeterBluth

Haha, relax, man ;)

I was just kidding. There *are* some really weird people out there. So what the heck? Why not even one as gruffly as good ol' Patches O'Houlihan ;) ? I didn't mean any offence.

[ThePeterBluth]

@CalamityCain No offense taken. It's all good.

[bluesteelsaxophone]

@ThePeterBluth we all know someone like that

[corpralkirsch]

hahahaha i love the smell of queef in the morning

[brahms909]

where is COCK FLAVOURED LOLLIPOP

[w20h]

1:07 - 1:40 Is Justin suffering or laughing? you cut the scene he said OH MY...

2:00 - 2:22 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!

You forgot the scene of Gordon's rage en dodgeball and other scenes at the end

[sofi1190]

My sweet dick,  its magic!

[Taldeer43]

"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!"

[Hybridhexz]

Neccessary? Is it neccessary to drink my own urine? NO but I do it anyway, cuz its sterile and i like the taste

[Rowain]

rip torn is a fucking champ

[pyropuppet999]

that muff diver in there lol

[MickJr52]

"Queer Bait, Go ahead.." LOL

[cheesehead710]

YOU COULDN'T HIT WATER IF YOU FELL OUT OF A BOAT!!!!

[quiqueq50]

YOU GOTTA GET ANGRY! YOU GOTTA GET MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[rebelgamer]

You left out "Dammit son, you're about as useful as a cock flavored lolly-pop"

[Peerez67]

@rebelgamer I know... sorry.

[rebelgamer]

@Peerez67 that's ok lol, as long as you know

[totalbadass500]

@Peerez67 Great job!

[EmmaWatsonspubes]

@rebelgamer It's poopy flavored lollipop!

[TakatofanAgain]

@EmmaWatsonspubes PG-13 version: "Poopie" Unrated version: "Cock"

[airjordan60]

@rebelgamer actaully its holy hell son not dammit son

[rebelgamer]

@airjordan60 If it was included in this video, then I would have known that! ;)

[ZudeXbox360]

@rebelgamer well, mine said you're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.

[butzel101]

@rebelgamer it's poopy flavored, not cock.

[MichaelMyersFan666]

@butzel101 yea in the pussy version

[Kingemes]

@rebelgamer he says poop flavored lolly-pop... just watched the movie lolz

[masterman9999]

@Kingemes uh no it isnt unless youre watching the crappy tv version

[chicago92100]

@rebelgamer i thought it was poopy flavored

[StarskySTARS]

@chicago92100 it depends if its the censored or uncensored version :p

[MrMatto91]

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

[ezmereldagreen]

tis film had somany great comic actors in it

[SRjugoslavija67]

*hit in the balls* are u angry now? LOL xD

[lostMachinima]

"And well someone catch a god damn ball, its like a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doornob out there, come on lets play some dodgeball."

[musicfanx2]

1 person couldnt hit water when they fell out of a boat. -.-

[Frazzil96]

1 guy got hit in the face by a wrench...

[OhBeHaVe1088]

"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!"

[glamdringwhite03]

is it necessary for me to drink my on urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste

[rockandroll63]

You missed off: "Goddamn it son. You're about as much use as a cock-flavoured lollipop."

[mrliampep5i]

@rockandroll63 OMG MY FAVORATE PART

[MendozaAxel]

@rockandroll63

The nasty thing about that, is that I bet there is a potential market for that item :D

[rockandroll63]

@MendozaAxel I'm working on the marketing plan as we type.......