I loved the fact that at 'Yodobashi camera', aswell as at 'Big camera', i could use my visa card without any problem but at the duty-free shop at kansai *international* airport, it didn't work.
man i live in japan i swear that atm machine is cursed i am happy i can speak and translate japanese but ya ueno station is a cool place to go if you ever visit here you should check it out
Reminds me of trying to use an ATM in Hiroshima that didn't have English language translation. You feel like you should be able to figure it out, because hey, an ATM is an ATM, right? But then you realize that if you happen to push the wrong button (or sequence of buttons) the machine might keep your card. Frustrating.
Fortunately, a lot of the ATMs in Tokyo and Yokohama have the English translation. Not so when you travel around the rest of the country, however.
plz people atleast be able to read hiragana and katakana when you get there katakana is much easier and used alot because there are alot of american imports/businesses there i never been there but i know my facts
Yup, but ya also need to know the meanings... If not, you'll be like, "okay, this reads ha-ji-me... And this reads o-wa-ri... Now... Which stupid button means start?!?!"
I was able to get money out of the ATMs at the various 7-11 convenience stores... plus there is a full English walk through. It'd be a good temporary solution for those who don't read Japanese well.
There is probably a little camera on those ATM's filming how pissed off the foreigners get when they cant get their money... and they put the clips on a Japanese gameshow so they can laugh at us...
I laughed so hard at the english button. Oh..great. Yours is the only blog I watch. Entertainment galore. Just stay in Tokyo so you can keep producing such nuggets of pure cinimatic joy.
Cooney, I LOVE your stuff. I always think of seinfeldisms with your stuff. Why do you add "machine" to ATM i mean the m stands for machine, like PIN number, what's the deal with braile on the drive-thru ATM i mean blind people don't drive do they? and why do we call it a drive-thru? keep up the funnies!
You bring up a lot of real world observations, while for this video it's a bit of a joke. (not entirely based in reality)
Any ATM that has an English option will have main instructions in English. However if you go into certain options, they're won't be an English translation for it.
As a rule, short of taking money from a debit card, most ATM's offer only Japanese instructions. (trying to get money using a credit card is rarely something that is in English or is even offered on a lot of ATM's for foreign credit cards)
I could be mistaken and Cooney found one that has an English option for no viable reason at all, but doubtful. Frustraton is still there, in that it's suprising why all options wouldn't be translated.
xD; Well it's nice to know Nike can serve the god in prayer so well. xD; They didn't even match D:! At least if they were lighter of something.
D: Yeah I never understood sitations like that where they make you jump through hoops only to wind up right where you started. Doesn't that make THEM waste energy by having to put that in there?
Yes, I'll certainly have to do kenji the fish updates. Everyday he survives is an honest shock to me as I can't believe anything can actually survive in my apartment. Also, I've recently pimped his crib, so I'll need to show that in the next vid.
Hilarious as always Cooney, and thanks for showing the market that sales peanut butter! The shot with the guy in the mismatch outfit is funny as hell, dude. I can't wait to see your next video.
Hilarious as always Cooney, and thanks for showing the market that sales peanut butter! The shot with the guy in the mismatch outfit is funny as hell, dude. I can't wait to see your next video.
Am I the only one who rewatches this awesome series every couple of months?
gangster301 3 months ago 2
hahahahahaha
Kysen10 5 months ago
good lord...an american I DONT want to smash in the face until death
deathletter69 5 months ago in playlist Life in Tokyo
Congratulations on your video.
optikscoperz910 6 months ago
@wellytopjohnny Have a nice stay dude. Ueno is awesome!
rawkarpojk 6 months ago
Man... Japanese ATM be trollin'
clapandtouch 1 year ago
You remind me of Ross from FRIENDS
WillTheUnhuggable 1 year ago 8
@WillTheUnhuggable To me he looks more like a Charlie Sheen for some reason :D
link0587 1 year ago
Oi, You know a Samurai gotta jump, Nike FTW!
Pacmanvice 1 year ago 5
The Monk is wearing New Balance. NEW BALANCE! Not Nike.
NotoriousPimp24 1 year ago 11
Why would they do such a thing?! Why?!
SaturatedLife1 1 year ago
lol at the monk with sneakers
johnkx 1 year ago
lol you are so funny, I really love watching your videos :)
sakuravsino123 1 year ago
xD MONK WITH NIKES FTW!
deogrou 1 year ago
Haha, Oh man the monk was the best.
-sponsored by Nike
Draidic 2 years ago 2
I guess sandals became very un-comfortable for the munk.
Oh and,I would complain to if I had to wear sandals most of my years.
Revansmask17 2 years ago
a monk wearing Nikes...i guess sandals went out of style for them.
Eclipseoraw 2 years ago 3
wow this looks so old, aww nestalgia
greenlocomotive 2 years ago
LMFAO that monk and his sneakers rofl.
RamboCambo253 2 years ago 3
hahaha, i feel bad for that guy. oh well.
come to think of it, i've never looked at a monks feet for shoes... hmmmm. new hobby? maybe.
ALuckyDonkey 2 years ago 2
I loved the fact that at 'Yodobashi camera', aswell as at 'Big camera', i could use my visa card without any problem but at the duty-free shop at kansai *international* airport, it didn't work.
Rhodrye 2 years ago
bic camera*
ALuckyDonkey 2 years ago
lol that monk at the end LMAO cooney your vids are awesome
ajsnaruto 2 years ago
how hard is it to use an american visa credit card in japan
allenlindley 2 years ago
I used my Visa card in many places, and had no problem at all.
VanSpeedwagon 2 years ago
Here is a handy tip , just use the atm machine at the post office ;)
They're easy to find and they do have full english guidance.
Works for me at least ;)
Shicomm 2 years ago
Yeah...Japanese ATMs are the plague of my existence...
Learn Japanese? Yeah...good idea!! Why didn't I think of that!?
ieatgluexxx 2 years ago
i'm surprised the thing didn't say 'gomenesai' over and over again.
rainsan 2 years ago
lol that monk was wearing New Balance. I have some shoes that look like that too.
chcknutsck 2 years ago 2
Wow your realy lucky to live in Tokyo.
LitlePrinzess 2 years ago 2
I know right...
Its 5 am And I'm still watching these videos.
Thanx Cooney
bradslvrdude 2 years ago
OMG YOUR V-LOGS ARE AWESOME!!!
xMirax 2 years ago
I wonder how common it is to see those monks around Japan.
lateblossom 2 years ago
WHY WOULD YOU PUT AN ENGLISH BUTTON SO THAT THE ATM CAN APOLOGIZE FOR NOT SPEAKING english ...
ENGLISH BUTTON ENGLISH WHAHAHAHAH dx
rasha4japan 2 years ago
that was the funniest thing I have ever seen. Why? Why would they put and English button? Why?
livegorgeouslygreen 2 years ago
seems like a nice place to take a walk, especially for someone like me. (a writer) Are there lots of places like that?
Jehosh27 2 years ago
heaps.
Oceansnz 2 years ago
hahahaha xD
asked93 2 years ago
LOL Your hilarious. How did you get a job in tokoyo and how did you get your apartment? Are you by yourself?
marafi 2 years ago
English button,
English!
(?_?)
G1NZOU 2 years ago 6
i wasnt expecting a brit lol
wachmekillu 2 years ago
haha nice shoes monk
gotta love this guy for posting these awesome vids
laviah19 2 years ago 4
Omg it's raiden. he's got nikey trainers.
unrealscythe 2 years ago 2
Yeeaah those aren't Nike's. That's a company called New Balance.
StringsCrusader 2 years ago 3
youre hilarious! why are you in tokyo?
figsmavs 2 years ago
Why not?
ripzombie 2 years ago 4
lol japanese is really easy to learn.. if you are in japan...and are talented with languages...and like weird languages :)
no really..i learned basic japanese in 2 years
giakkaru 2 years ago
Either that's not easy or you're not talented with languages.. :)
ripzombie 2 years ago 4
LOL
StringsCrusader 2 years ago
hey cooney how did u learn the language when u got there ? did u take class courses ?
XxDoNkEy 2 years ago 4
Yaaaar a English person i Tokyo lol
they are all either American or some other kind of nationality when i searchToyo on Youtube :P
Elle7491 2 years ago
man i live in japan i swear that atm machine is cursed i am happy i can speak and translate japanese but ya ueno station is a cool place to go if you ever visit here you should check it out
officerbawden17 2 years ago
well don't worry because today were going to guide you through the process on how to use a japanese ATM machine-- 0:32 LOL
chibixaileen 3 years ago
awesome shoes at the end lol!! ^_^
REdMAPLEfilms 3 years ago
I died when you panned down to his shoes at the end.
Hilarious!
moica34 3 years ago
nice... nike!
TimeManInJail 3 years ago
new balance.
rphinks 2 years ago
Niceeee!! i liked the ending ^o^
cool shoes!!
watermelonlara 3 years ago
lol the guy with the shoes
ocean96113 3 years ago 2
rofl
gena 3 years ago
New Balance represent
kimmykun 3 years ago
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gigglypop1 3 years ago
Reminds me of trying to use an ATM in Hiroshima that didn't have English language translation. You feel like you should be able to figure it out, because hey, an ATM is an ATM, right? But then you realize that if you happen to push the wrong button (or sequence of buttons) the machine might keep your card. Frustrating.
Fortunately, a lot of the ATMs in Tokyo and Yokohama have the English translation. Not so when you travel around the rest of the country, however.
neesayer 3 years ago
The very end with the sneakers, "one of these things is not like the other" came to mind.
SnarkyBarnacle 3 years ago
Holy shit, $12 for a can of spam? Wow.
iheartnurdz 3 years ago
yeah =[
ssheylaaa 3 years ago
its 3 cans for 1200 yen.
its more like $4.35 per can.
Jackthemeat 3 years ago
Ah, I didn't see that. Well, that's a little more reasonable.
iheartnurdz 3 years ago
lol who was that dude at the very end....??
ilikelimegreen1234 3 years ago
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Such a lonely little boy...
biglardass 3 years ago
The end is just prue greatness!!!
APOKALYPSE34 3 years ago 28
I just laughed out loud, lmao
xtinaa890 3 years ago 3
wow expensive spam.., nice shoes dude! i got nikes too...
InuAva 3 years ago
oh opps...there new balance...oh well :P nice vid!!!
InuAva 3 years ago
spam!
GimmethatAK 3 years ago
those shoes r way better than kung fu shoes. they last longer
animekoi 3 years ago
lol dude cant get any better! can it?
Uzitachi 3 years ago
wow the nike's caught me off guard lol! awesome
akinatsukana 3 years ago
rolf the guy looks all serious then he's wearing nikies lol.
Rimpytipy 3 years ago
I love the guy in the new balance shoes LOL!!
FatesWishes 3 years ago 2
I met up with a woman underneath those train tracks. We walked around for about 15 minutes. Went back to her place.
promontorium 3 years ago
Yeah! now i know where to get spam when i go to Tokyo!
lonewolfgirl 3 years ago
new balances??? ROFL
JermaineATL 3 years ago
lol english button just to say F YOU, LEARN JAPANESE lol
RantNRavinFection 3 years ago 29
is that raiden the god of thunder at the end
simtwo2007 3 years ago
that was raiden with new balances... He has a new since of balance with new balance...
JermaineATL 3 years ago 3
LOL
kevins voice in the start is like those 'TV Shopping Commercial' Narrator kinda voice. prett funny
spinofdoom 3 years ago
Lol that Munk was wearing sneakers LAwl!
SumAznKid215 3 years ago 3
Yeah, those sneaks really stook out....
I totally lamo!
lonewolfgirl 3 years ago
Jump Boots, LOL
So that Zelda item does exist!
Zeemis 3 years ago 3
that reminds me i bought a megaton hammer the other day...
JermaineATL 3 years ago
LOL that bank machine is so jokes
hydenwings 3 years ago
$1.20 for a big can of spam in japan? I pay $3.20.....
FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
A1steaksauce1 3 years ago
plz people atleast be able to read hiragana and katakana when you get there katakana is much easier and used alot because there are alot of american imports/businesses there i never been there but i know my facts
michellokafor 3 years ago 3
Goes without saying. Being able to read hiragana and katakana will help loads!
Thesmitster 3 years ago 5
Yup, but ya also need to know the meanings... If not, you'll be like, "okay, this reads ha-ji-me... And this reads o-wa-ri... Now... Which stupid button means start?!?!"
xUpperClassK9x 3 years ago 3
Dude that guy at the end with the strange get-up with the new balances on! ahahah i was weak!
AbstractLogistics 3 years ago
rice with something LMFAO
oneofzone6 3 years ago 2
hey loving this atm, great to watch during the early early mornings when my off peak comes in ... thnx tokyocooney
pingster89 3 years ago
Wow, so there are actually clothes out there that Made In US! Awsome. We need more like them here in the states.
mt37222 3 years ago
Dammit! What is that intro song you used.... it's on the tip of my tongue... HELP!
amentalpicture 3 years ago 2
Its from a Jon Spencer song called "Afro"
tokyocooney 3 years ago
damn that atm~!
epic619 3 years ago
"sorry the information is only provided in japanese" lmao rofl omg haha so funny
freeofgreed 3 years ago
I liked the last clip.
Kazuzoo 3 years ago
Kevin you just got yourself another subscriber :D
Can you do an episode about music venues and gigging in Japan?
Awesome vid!
12ealDeal 3 years ago
LMAO!informations only provided in japanese ahahahah and the monk wearing nike shoes, awesome!
hayaisame 3 years ago
hahahaha that is an awesome ending. what a traditional outfit...then nikes! haha
BugattiV8 3 years ago
i think the logo is for NEW BALANCE shoes. a check logo is for Nike
iamdbeat 3 years ago 7
that sucks about the ATMs...how are me and my sister going to get money when we go...
superritz 3 years ago
Man..that buddhist guy was there when I was in ueno. haha
KurizoruNoKiku 4 years ago
what's he do there?
ACTORnSCREENWRITER 4 years ago
lmao
chaos18999 4 years ago
3:43 Ninja..with runners
SatsugaishaTheOtaku 4 years ago
he looked like RAIDEN from Mortal Kombat
ACTORnSCREENWRITER 4 years ago 2
I was able to get money out of the ATMs at the various 7-11 convenience stores... plus there is a full English walk through. It'd be a good temporary solution for those who don't read Japanese well.
NicolasJay43 4 years ago
Omg, the monk in Nikes.
And
[ilovehollycombs]: He also kind of sounds like him. Wait. Wait, ROSS? IS THAT YOU? IN JAPAN? Is that where you went?! Shame, Ross. Not telling us.
Or maybe its just coincidence.
Also, could you perhaps do something more on Monks?
Soteniliene 4 years ago
fighter plane during wwII
masterman321 4 years ago
that was hilarious with the monk and tennish shoes LOL
flarekary 4 years ago 3
lmao u reacted to that english thing exactly like i would
shinobei14 4 years ago
camera155, i think youre right xD
SaladinV 4 years ago
lol! loved the monk's new balance shoes... ^^
swtaznphnix 4 years ago 5
i'm so glad there's a ueno in tokyo... if it was all shibuya's and harajuku's i don't think i would have fallen in love with tokyo.
cinecyclist 4 years ago
There is probably a little camera on those ATM's filming how pissed off the foreigners get when they cant get their money... and they put the clips on a Japanese gameshow so they can laugh at us...
camera155 4 years ago 8
lol
masterman321 4 years ago
u look like ross from friends :D
ilovehollycombs 4 years ago
lolfor the guys shoes XD
hiyaaaa619 4 years ago
wow 12 dollars for spam =X
srzy 4 years ago
I lold at your commentary about Japanese ATMs.
boomstick3000 4 years ago
Who doesn't?
Strideo1 4 years ago
haha
bakeee 4 years ago
Those ATMs are teases, my japanese is poor at best so another obstacle
afronathan 4 years ago
100th rating, and very interesting ATM lol.
FuturesCEO 4 years ago
The end shot with the Monk was priceless! LOL!
Vinniebearinpa 4 years ago
I love spam vut £6 is a bit steep!
robochrish 4 years ago
sorry-
00:30-00:32
thats what i meant
xDDD
xcheerluverx 4 years ago
lmao-
00:30-00:31
:)
xcheerluverx 4 years ago
hahaah monk wearing nike =]
angelzrain33 4 years ago
New Balance =]
bluA7 4 years ago
erm.. NEW balance ^^
xXoOfallenangelOoXx 4 years ago
dude your blogs are so funny your kiling me
gogitasan 4 years ago
i think you right, the japanese atm machines have a sense of humor. if i ever goto japan you have to help me
xfredx 4 years ago
I just used the ones in the post office where its all in english and doesnt hate you, but I really hate the voice on it.
SDRockman 4 years ago
rasist ATM machine hahahaha. I want some clothes like that monk!
0010101253 4 years ago
the shoes were new balance, not nike
dukkie69 4 years ago
JAJAJA the monk was the best part!
Niiiikeeee, a monk with style
angelusofdeath 5 years ago
hahaha i love you ahaha
vasumitra247 5 years ago
a monk....with teneshoes! lol that made my day :p
arinistan 5 years ago
I love your video blogs ^^ Thanks for sharing!
madhattergirl33 5 years ago
at least the atm machine's english was good enough to be able to tell you it didn't speak english ;)
Chyera 5 years ago
that was a really cruel joke. bad ATM machine bad.
Kamirykun 5 years ago
I laughed so hard at the english button. Oh..great. Yours is the only blog I watch. Entertainment galore. Just stay in Tokyo so you can keep producing such nuggets of pure cinimatic joy.
sweetaddyline 5 years ago
Thanks thats very kind.
tokyocooney 5 years ago
Was that a 12 dollar can of spam?
(P.S. - don't mind my name...)
LordForeigner 5 years ago
12 dollars for a twelve pack... but even then its still pricey for pig lips and butt cheeks
tokyocooney 5 years ago
i like ur funny theory about the machines having identity and not liking foreigners
mikezx2 5 years ago
aww yeah, a new one! well, new for me
roycen 5 years ago
LMAO that dude in the last scene... with sneakers... Vivre la globalization! *sarcasm* LOL
FoxLady2 5 years ago
Love your vids, Kev. Keep them coming. nJoe
jescalia 5 years ago
PWNING :D ahahahahahaa
DivineContrast 5 years ago
Is he Bill Nye the Science Guy???
tokyokensuzuki 5 years ago
great video! :D
make more :)
drakgrotta 5 years ago
Cooney, I LOVE your stuff. I always think of seinfeldisms with your stuff. Why do you add "machine" to ATM i mean the m stands for machine, like PIN number, what's the deal with braile on the drive-thru ATM i mean blind people don't drive do they? and why do we call it a drive-thru? keep up the funnies!
poolman802 5 years ago
You bring up a lot of real world observations, while for this video it's a bit of a joke. (not entirely based in reality)
Any ATM that has an English option will have main instructions in English. However if you go into certain options, they're won't be an English translation for it.
Smashingblue 5 years ago
As a rule, short of taking money from a debit card, most ATM's offer only Japanese instructions. (trying to get money using a credit card is rarely something that is in English or is even offered on a lot of ATM's for foreign credit cards)
I could be mistaken and Cooney found one that has an English option for no viable reason at all, but doubtful. Frustraton is still there, in that it's suprising why all options wouldn't be translated.
Smashingblue 5 years ago
xD; Well it's nice to know Nike can serve the god in prayer so well. xD; They didn't even match D:! At least if they were lighter of something.
D: Yeah I never understood sitations like that where they make you jump through hoops only to wind up right where you started. Doesn't that make THEM waste energy by having to put that in there?
Ah, silly people.
Thanks again for another great video. xD;
Keep it up!
HAYBB 5 years ago
Great video! I love your work. You capture the soul of living in Japan.
funnydaddy 5 years ago
Another Great Video !
Thank you :)
Amusing and educational :p
Btw, How's little Kenji ?
nobby300 5 years ago
nice.
hgzee 5 years ago
Omg! That fellow at the end amused the crap out of me!
:P You should have an update on the Kenji situation every couple videos.
animephr33k 5 years ago
Yes, I'll certainly have to do kenji the fish updates. Everyday he survives is an honest shock to me as I can't believe anything can actually survive in my apartment. Also, I've recently pimped his crib, so I'll need to show that in the next vid.
tokyocooney 5 years ago
yay, another great vid :)
AzNxBuddha 5 years ago
Hilarious as always Cooney, and thanks for showing the market that sales peanut butter! The shot with the guy in the mismatch outfit is funny as hell, dude. I can't wait to see your next video.
BTW, how is your fish Kenji doing?
RevXanatos 5 years ago
Hilarious as always Cooney, and thanks for showing the market that sales peanut butter! The shot with the guy in the mismatch outfit is funny as hell, dude. I can't wait to see your next video.
BTW, how is your fish Kenji doing?
RevXanatos 5 years ago
great vid :) lookin foward to the next one!
lostcanuck 5 years ago