More Terry's Bristolian language lessons (bristol accent)

[thelawr]

no body likes you, you aint even bristolian, and no body knows you in filton.. stop putting it on.... GURT TWAT

[Coulterific]

who the hell speaks like that :L.. m from Filton tho, so i have respect ;)

[TangledUpInBlue10]

As a Bristolian, I'd say that Terry isn't!

Oh and take that bloody shirt off. ;-)

[terrytheoddjobman]

@TangledUpInBlue10 you knows best my love, you knows best. xxx

[TangledUpInBlue10]

@terrytheoddjobman Haha, fair play mate. It really is funny fella!

[PBowyer123]

@terrytheoddjobman haha love your videos.. Id say your from up north though?

[anyadobbs]

I'm from bristol this made me piss my pants laughing!

[TheBristolGyal]

LMAO! maate i defiantly DONTT sound like that!:L and most bristolians accents aint that strong!:L:L .

[businessasusual9]

@ itoxzik... you are doin it wrong!!

eeere luuuv, cummin back ter mine fer a cider n a massarrrrge

[Robbinia2004]

I LOOOVE this accent! it´s so..special kinda and sounds funny :)

[char40365]

Lol I love the massarge line. And to those knocking the Bristoianisms.....jealous ;)

[daylightdreamz]

Filton eh, hmm i could walk to you

[iToxzik]

ere lav, come bk to mine for a cider and a maasage

[knight1986ful]

yer my loverrrrr im from gert bristol to and im a birrrd but u are talkin aloada shiiiit!!! but i luv me pints of cider tho ;P hahahaaaaaaaaaaa- cheers for puttin off all the folk talk on yer- was gert lush on thee old lug oles! innit mind me old mucker!

[knight1986ful]

yer my loverrrrr im from gert bristol to and im a birrrd but u are talkin aloada shiiiit!!! but i luv me pints of cider tho ;P hahahaaaaaaaaaaa- cheers for puttin off all the folk talk on yer- was gert lush on thee old lug oles!

[emilytingg]

i live in filton wooooooo!

[Tullyandy1]

FILTON!!!

[tomasflemin]

does he have any other clothes ! lol but great videos

[SophHarvey]

LOL funny thing is most of us do speak like this :L

[LIquidMoOnstar]

Wearing a city shirt, then a rovers shirt, dear me.

[VenomousSixx]

Number twoooo,for youuuu at hoooome! hahah

[xJesssiccaa]

We don't even sound like this -__-

[10fcx]

damn Birstolian accent is not even quite english , anyway thanks to terrytheoddjobman for the video .

[10fcx]

Bristolian accent is so funny

i learned today how to say is birstolian accent . man = geezer .that person = our kid

thanks terrytheoddjobman

maybe now i will tell some bristolian girl to come to my house looooolz.

[stfuashley]

want to go for a cider and a massage?

haha, proper.

[yaxxee]

It's not actually completely over exaggerated! My grandfather speaks just about as Bristolian as that.

[sweetestpoison16]

...he'd go "whaa?"..."whaa?"

[jjmurphy1988]

tezza i love u haha, im a properrrr meaderrrr like and me and the lads love your vids! cracks i up everytime!

[sophieloser]

lol i was born in southmead too and l live in bristol ;)

[paulgregs2006]

@sophieloser I WAS TO : )

[ermid2]

i lived in southmead to and yh u got a proper bristolian language do u know donna cook from school? xD

[paulgregs2006]

Knowle West Here!

[niliano05]

you are a legend mate i come from fishponds in bristol! lol legendary

[sexybethizit09]

i loves how sum people are takin it seriously & im ere lafin, asa brizzle gerl, how we cant talk like proper english

[sexybethizit09]

OMFG most of uz brizzle peeps 'ate th' bris'olian accen' init , i can noot beleef yer givin out lessens dats mint :) (yeah im from bristol meself, its rather magical)

[hydrokephylis]

shithot mate ,i am from a little hamlet called lawerence weston,pleasent little place!!!dont live there now ,,,lives by the sea init!!

[Weston1968]

Its the worst accent in the Country with Dudley in the West Midlands coming a close 2nd. They both sound like empty headed idiots. If you want to sound like a thick Bastard then learn how to talk Bristolian! Doh!

[hydrokephylis]

@Weston1968 and your accent is?

[harry1552]

All parts of Bristol have slight differential. North and south are quite different.

[skatermummy]

Ere Terry! Join my facebook group " I <3 the Bristilian accent!" :)

[FootieNerdz1]

lmao im bristolian and i could swear i never sound like that lmao

[matjonesey]

Wear condoms!

What a truly great educational video

The cider and a massarrrrrge line is class

[Misspinkcustard]

trick is to put 'yeah' at the end of every sentence and you will be fine ;-)

[Misspinkcustard]

ha its so true me and my mates talk like this perhaps not as strong but still like it XD

[Retrobates]

Gert Luv This. Yopes fer more.

[PaninaroAurora]

Because EVERYBODY, every language, has to know how to compliment a nice, big package.

[fionac65]

I laughed so hard at this... very funny. lmao!!!!

[cj150000118]

the jokes is that he sounds bristolian even when he's been normal haw haw haw

[tjml919191]

Filton... i go college there lmao

[electricumbrella1]

Yay! I'm a Brizzle Babber! 'Tis gert lush, izzit! All them outsiders will understand deh Brizzle tongue now. Proper job, proper job.

[davrodaverob]

fuckin idiot

[Didster100]

Cheers me cocker, that were a propper gud lesson to all the outsiders

[123raaawr]

i think bristolian accents are funny(:

i come from bristol, but like most ov our accents aint as strong as this, we just like say m'love and shiz. but i hate it when people are like, omg you come from england so your all posh cause you talk like the queen. In bristol we dont ha(: as you can see from the video (;

[Azog150]

'ere luv, come back to mine for a cider and a massage...."

[StompMasta]

lol dnt sound bristolian sounds like gloucester cross between forester

[stigmus77]

maybe terry is just taking the piss, im bristolian and dont get my head up my ass over it i just laugh which is the whole point dont u think?

[GoFedererWoo]

5 tips to speak 'properr' Bristolian:

1) Listen to the Wurzels and learn how to really over-emphasise your R's in everything.

2) The "th" sound should be pronounced "fuh" - 'think' becomes 'fink' etc.

3) NEVER say "ing"; 'something' > 'sumut' ... 'thinking' > 'finken'

4) Family members & close friends are refered to as 'Our', or 'Ar' to be more precise; "Uncle Kevin" > "Ar Kev"

5) Inanimate objects are always "he" or "she"; "That's a nice bike" > "He's alright he is in'he?"

[malikishot]

Rofl.

[amybisp]

Lmaoo this is well funny!! Im from Bristol and i know a couple of people who sound like this! Most people aren't like this though, but it's still funny! :L :L

[malikishot]

Rofl im glad?

[amybisp]

what?

[malikishot]

Im glad they dont sound that way, this guy sounds.. O_O

[amybisp]

haha, yeah true!

[toomuchwhiskey]

if u got to bristol they do! lol

[MissLithiumLilly]

@amybisp Growing up in Bristol, all I got told was that I was posh! Now that I live in Birmingham, everyone says I sound like a farmer :(

[Jacob1o]

fucking hell lol i remmber when some boys from london wer chattign me up be4 and said to me alrigth love wnna com bak to myne for a bit of fun i was freaked cus most bristolian guys uase dif chat up lines

[Jewriffic]

I'm an American in Bristol for business. The accent this part of the UK is strong, but Terry overstates it - perhaps for humor. I have had to ask a few people to repeat their words so I could understand. Bottom line, "Bristolian" is unique.  The accent coupled with the choice of words makes for an enjoyable listen.

[Weston1968]

@Jewriffic Your American! I'm from 20 Miles up the Road & I haven't got a clue what the thick idiots are saying. I do think your being overly generous when you say its an enjoyable listen. Think of your Appalachian Red Necks back home. Well many of those inbred idiots can trace their gene back to Bristol.

[aboverise]

@Jewriffic i dont know, i know a lot of people dont talk like this there, but i have a friend in bristol and trust me when i say, he sounds just like that, and it gets even stronger when hes drunk lol .. either way really funny video

[TehCacti]

@Jewriffic Some parts of bristol is toned down, but I know loads of people that talk like this

[oSPOON3Ro]

take no notice of this random im from Bristol and nobody is like this at all

[onahypetv]

Lmfao that's kind of rubbish. It's exaggerated, but the accent aint really

[oSPOON3Ro]

yeah the accents the same but the stuff he says is bulllshit

[youngadge]

thats probobly because u live somewhere posh like clifton or cotham.

[H4MMERSFORSAL3]

haha you fuckin serious? i live down emersons green/downend and if u think people are like this is Bristol your a fuckin donkey

[toomuchwhiskey]

err that doesnt count as bristol u wally. thats like south glous and somefing else.

[Oldredtank]

Bristol is great :)

[fcbristolcity]

Swifty, yu need to get a gert life dun yha.

As for the video, turn the tv down. Great shirt by the way.

[Swifty05]

I think this rather insulting, to be honest. I sound absolutely nothing like that, and my grammar is better. But, I have heard a few people talking like that, so it was kind of funny (:

[WhiteMan111093]

im from filton :)

[mopo112]

haha funny how coffee is cider in bristolian accent.....

[SociallySinister]

wow mate what a legend. Take it to the world.

Proper job. xx

[oneforthebristolcity]

nice top mate ;)

[abelcsabai]

:D:D:D:D:D I like this part:

the bristolian will say whaaaaa'?:D:D

[JazzieeLyricist]

Haha, you're great....doing Blue Remembered Hills..Helps XD

[lolimfunkyxx]

perjamers?

I say perjammies :)

[TheSoundsInside]

Hahahahahahaha!! Great video!!

[gayleBECKETT]

Haha,

your videos are awesome are kid :D

[zacstop]

shithead cunt

[mickmacmoo]

proper crazy innit

[totender08]

You can tell you come from the South of the river, fucking city knob heads..........up the Gas

[andym551]

im bristolian aswell xD

" ooo arrr drink up err ciderr "xD

[misskittywitch]

woo woo love it hun lockleaze lass here

[stacey696]

filton,all its good for is snow and rock ski shop..

[lilme2k8]

hahaha this is hilarious, proper exaggerated bristolian accent x

[sirromdivadttam]

i love the bristol accent its awesome!!

[JemmaBeanTM]

Omg, haha!

Love this :)

5 stars!

[joolspirog]

I loves it but the bird ould say " yer, he got sum on im annee" and not " he's a got a thick un" theece gotta lurn to speek proper anner (LOL). Yer, keep up the good wurk kidder.

[iiNDii3Kidd]

All you Bristolian people are Heroes.

[secuda]

Thank you :3

[BloodyCrumpet2]

Haha amazing!!

[colnelrandy]

jim jammers idiot

[jamespollard1992]

fucking hero :P

[gangieee]

this is brilliant

[marcus86beemer]

ALRITE R KID!!!haha reminds me of dave brent proper!!!

[bryleeerrin99]

woo

go bristol!!!

cool video

[wrecktem]

This is funny. Cheers from NC.

[tiddler111]

not the guy on the video , the gashead

[MarcBrfc]

I really dont understand you wearing that SHIT top ...... Understand this >> Irene Goodnight!!! Up the gas :)

[tiddler111]

tosser

[rebeccaemo]

just how to do the accent??

but not by video !!!

[lardarselaura]

LMFAO, he's fucking funny him.

[katis30]

I have got a lot of time for you. classic you beauty

[terrytheoddjobman]

cheers me babber

[123Scears123]

Brilliant Terry! But who is Richard Branston? "The Pickle Millionaire"? ;-)

[terrytheoddjobman]

aye a household name like

[Callzum]

haha this bloke is funny as fuck man!

im from lockleazes mind ! ;)

[terrytheoddjobman]

proper mint lockleaze. ill see they down the bulldog for a few tins of old somerset like sound

[CarrieAnneMoss4life]

I'm from Fishponds in Bristol LOL!

Was born in Southmead hozzy

[terrytheoddjobman]

i lived in the mead fur ten years like mint

[CarrieAnneMoss4life]

Heheh, there are some gawgus blokes down there!

including you ;)

Where ja live now hun bunch?

[machine873]

Ar muh wuz born up the mead mind!

[SavanaMarionette]

@CarrieAnneMoss4life

Same here lol!

[rebeccaemo]

im a girl. cud u give me a few tips onto how t develope a bristol accent.. a few ways to pronounce words

[terrytheoddjobman]

what you wanna know me babber me cherub like?

[harry1552]

@rebeccaemo @terrytheoddjobman Go up on the o eg no is nwO, pronounce soul sawl like sawl music and drop all refferences to the letter h. Adding a timely L at the end of a word is tradisional eg "I got a good Ideal" meaning a good idea, "Americal" meaning America. Gert or gurt can be used to emphasise eg "He's gert macky" meaning "he is very big".

[chalk1000]

Cassn't see wass funny bout this.

THERE'S NOTHING like good cider to make your smile grow wider.

there's still more cider in the jar!

[ChrisZ70]

This is about the eighth time I've watched this video, and I never get tired of it. It always makes me laugh. And now what's worse, I've been sayin' this round the house: "Ar ma told I to put me perjamies on!" Terry's infected me wiv it.

[filmnet]

These lessons are a really good IDEAL!

[emmabee2oo8]

Haaaa!

CIDERRR AND A MASSARRRGEE!

funny as fuck

[junkmailstephens]

I'm sitting here cringing because Bristolians really do talk like that!

It makes me thankful to have been brought up with proper English, but I know I'm going to have trouble communicating when I fly from Bristol Airport this week lol

[scoobydoowrxturbo]

filton lol come dwn in the center areas where we chat proper bristolian

[ziderdrinker77]

gert lush, nice one tez

[Synfall]

'ARK AT 'EEEEEE!

I'm from Bristol too, but since when do we say "our kid"?! Enlighten me, fellow FARMUR!

[scoobydoowrxturbo]

i thought da same thing

[KregoreUK]

Hey mate from one Bristolion to another fair bloody play mate!

[bristolbcfc]

spot on terr

[kneesupmotherbrown]

Thanks for clarifying the west country accent is as classless and annoying as the Brummies, but your not all that bad your just all cunts.

[SunShimee]

LOL!! People actually sound like this :D

[reeceybaber]

lol seen u on upstaged RESPECT in from bedminster!! PROPERJOB!!!!

[livingcolours]

I'm starting to shiver, I must move to Bristol in a month :D

[lphs2010]

all i keep thinking of is garreth from the office lmao

[bcfcgroup]

what a muppet

[tureq85]

WE WANT MORE!!

[terrytheoddjobman]

soon r kid soon... subscribe to me videos proper like.

[mrbinkybonky]

you sound too posh to be proper bristle and filton is right posh so what school did you go to? and proper bristle wouldnt say pyjamers ,they would just say jaamers.. only posh kids say pyjamers so come on where did you grow up? your accent just slips now and again! i knows cos i'm bristol born and bred forever !

[terrytheoddjobman]

r kid, i was born and raised in southmead, a true bs10'er... if you think waking up in the middle of the night to cars on fire and joyriders screeching down the street is posh, think again my son. i moved to filton in me teens like. and filton aint that posh mate...proper job.

[blewisboy]

I fought it was only south bristol that ad a accent that strong, hes probly just feminine

[kitakyrie]

Yer tiz (Here it is) Innit (Isn't it) Wern it (Wasn't it) ant (hasn't) are just a few of many words unique to the West Country dialect. L's are frequently added to sentences, so 'Idea' becomes 'ideal', and 'mind' is added to the end of sentences to emphasise 'You know what I mean'.

[kitakyrie]

Bristolians are warm and welcoming, we pride ourselves on doing a 'proper job', if you're lost just ask 'Where's it to?' (Where is it?) and if you like something, it's 'gert lush'.

[kitakyrie]

speak Bristolian!

'Awwright me babber' or 'Awwright me luvver' (Alright my friend?) are Bristolian greetings, and you may wish to add 'Ow biss?' (How are you?)

[kitakyrie]

About as Bristolian as a Pizza?

[babycarter85]

Good Work Telz

[lydialydialydiaa]

lmfaooo.

[bhalani]

he's from filton but supports city??either a glory supporter or a traitor.haha go city!!

[ashliespedding]

Fucking lol I'm from Yate, Bristol and I would be TERRIFIED if anyone said 'ere luv come back to mine for a cider and a massage'---cider would be good though *puts on wurzles*

[fakeemochild]

im from yate too. id laff if sum1 sed that to me. then id leggit!

[mrbinkybonky]

you sounds posh compared to where i comes from...i finks you moit be a bummer..i bet you does a good one on one fer 4 .50 an hour ,you says it yerself!!anyway ne old babs ..tis only a joke innit.. dont take it persil like ,us bristles gotta stick together...FUCK EM ALL ...tis nextdoor to colston 'all OOOOHAAAARR ME OL BABS ..SEE YOU UP THE BACCY JAR

[alienacidattack]

hahaha, im from forest of dean in gloucestshire and we speak like that lol, fair play was funny as fuck

[blondesailorri]

Mate, you are mint!!

[kdetrie]

Thank you so much for your endeavor to breech the language barriers between cultures. It can only help to unite the people of the world. You are a gem.

[els666]

nice one terry

[PanDa46fluffpot]

Spooky! I was a bit frightened!

[blondesailorri]

So this is speaking in real english huh.lol

[gibbo1988]

ccfc ammer mann

[sonicdefmonkey]

haha love it.

take care fella

[thesamwinnshow]

Terry! You're so cool.

[SoChrisAsh]

i'll remember that r kid