Real Stories - Institute of Sayings

[KellboHo]

A needle in a bee stack lol

[AdelaideCastle]

'It's like trying to find a sober kid at schoolies' - that's THE BEST

[light33point1]

Can someone please give me a link so i can download all Real stories and the Hamish and Andy show from 2004?

[roloug95]

"fuller than a pair of fat packets of dice" I'll be using that one

[Cupcakelover9797]

This is extremely hilarious!!! I love the real stories videos!!

[BIGDAZR]

wippa

[muso331]

it stopped because of rove and all hamish and andys shows and too many people were critising how controversial the real stories show was, now that they are one day a week on the radio, its said that they are looking at starting up their own show similar to rove

[Amunication]

@muso331

I always thought hamish and andy should have taken over from rove when he quit.

[ebonyjohnston]

ahh hamish looks so young!

[Mirzezz]

lol rubber pen

[stottspage]

youtube search: "aussie issues"

cheers guys

[blingstababe]

Hamish is so little.

[mangosandfruit]

i heard it stopped because Hamish and Andy were going to better places with rove and there radio show

[jackoson27]

" how about trying to find a needle in a bee stack.. where has that needle gone? theres so many.."

"did anyone listen though about trying to find a needle in a bee stack? cause theres alot of bee's...."

[thetelecasterkid]

@jackoson27 Wow that's hilarious. Where can I find more of your material?

[jackoson27]

@thetelecasterkid

I'm not going to lie.. i don't make up any of my own material but for some reason when i'm fucking your mum she loves to quote real stories so it gets stuck in my head .

shes one fucked up lady :s

[cjpoynta]

has a cat got ya lung LOL!!!

[megaextreme43]

big cat grass hahahah......

who's writting this shit, bloody neil! haha

classic real stories

[chloesorcha]

neil the wooly hair guy haha

[midget1on1a1piecycle]

2:02 shiver me timbers how can any man watch that and not feel the need to lollololo or lmao or rofl

[midget1on1a1piecycle]

4:55 its really funny cos i also have the problem of not being able to think of jokes on the spot thats why i hav a list handy in my pocket at all times.especially in the weekends, wouldnt wanna be caught napping when your reputations on the line. im as funny as a horseshoe in a dog kennel hat

[benjiimaster]

God dammit neil!

[chickalinah]

pregnant donkey hat? LOL

[watermelonpizza]

oh i remember that show! it should be back on tv it was really funny :)

[rindaroo1]

i TOTALLY agree I have no idea why it was stopped..... it was apparently really well received by the Aussie public

[Grapelvr]

lol. ryan is so funny

[millystack]

andy looks hot in this.

:)

[chloeabc123]

haha hamish is wearing so much eye makeup!! white eyeshadow and black eyeliner lol

he's super sexy though

[iloveazamat]

lol

fat packet of dice

best saying ever.

[Fleadaman]

lol 5:30... has a cat got your lung

[Grapelvr]

lol

[innovator09]

lol andys accent in dis is so funny

[firemansam11]

i LOVE it!!!! i hope they make a real stories 2

[whobegotyou2009]

hahaha trying to find a needle in a bee stack

[thelegion69]

"nah i'm fuller than a.. a fat.. bag of...fat dice" lol poor ryan

[NovaFoxFM]

Agh! It's Wippa! 3:35!

[skinsisboss21]

OMG Andy's face at 2:16-LOL

[kiwidud3]

Was this first or the Onion

[picklefarmjoe]

The Onion.

[xoxogossipgirlNY]

hahah that office building is where my dad works.. I LOVE HAMISH AND ANDYY <3

[123gasc]

haha suree it is buddy

[xoxogossipgirlNY]

actually it is, its the vic-roads building in melbourne

[50930]

cool :)

[izzzyL]

i'm about as confident as a pregnant donkey hat

[msalt7]

what's a matter mate has a cat got your lung

[gore1sm]

big cat grass

[mrsoybean]

ROFL!! boobies, 100th comment btw

[Itstheben]

awesome work man we are all so proud of you (:

[rendymam]

fuller than a piar of fat packets of dice

[drpepperncheese]

BEES?!

[LAURATee1991]

lol. big cat grass

[WimmyWamWamWozzle]

"Janice! Janice look! Rubber pen!"

LMAO!

[fullySICKgangsta]

One of the best shows. Got the whole serie

[BANG1684]

A NEEDLE IN A BEESTACK LMAO

[BackToNummChucks]

man i kept laughing during that brainstorm meeting

[giefhel]

does anybody know where I can get the DVD of real stories that will play in the US???????

[ilikedrums88]

lol a needle in a beestack.. wheres that needle gone?

[ilikedrums88]

pregnant......donkey......hat!­!!

[lilkeepahadj]

HHAHAA

[sazday5]

lol...a needle in a bee stack...that would hurt

[95ness95duck]

hahaha lots of bees

[bbencooll]

bencool!

[MLEyayness]

hahahaha love it.

lol what is bush week anyway?

[westbourner]

are tree's killing us? of course not thats why we have something else on real stories. rofl :D

[flyer451]

BAHAHA fav show ever!! i got no idea y they didnt make a second season tho

[weebleking70]

Quotas! thats an awesome punn

[floevera]

SOBER KID AT SCHOOLIES!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[arcticlizardd]

That's genius! :)

[melzyy44]

you must think its bush week

HAHAAA

[nutsoO88]

LMAO I'm about as confident as a pregnant donkey hat

[melovesteventyler]

lol omg, cheap chinese imported sayings!! classic.

[coolKevin10]

dis stuff rocks i wish it was on the comendy channel

[FootballFanatic80]

it will be soon!

[gore1sm]

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

[Amunication]

@gore1sm

I've heard that one too, i think Mike Wipfli created that one.

[xxiluvthebooshxx]

does anyone know where to find full episodes of real stories?

[Martinshki]

fuller than a fat ladies undies

ROFL

[emmeh34]

Ryan Shelton kills me.

SO funny.

=D

[YeowPower]

hey mate can u please please please please please upload the new zealand one its my favourite soo funny

[Limah]

"How funny's Bert"

[bluesky296]

a needle in a bee sack

ahhahahahaha

[midnightmiles]

LOL "you know neil, the wooly-haired fella.."

haaha ryan shelton is the best! :D

[Quest1989]

waiting longer than a baker with his oven turned off

[caffiene1011]

"Hey look, rubber pen."

[thatsphresh]

THIS IS MIKE, ON THE MIKE

[aussieboy90]

couldnt get sex in a brothel

because it would be pretty easy, to get...sex

lol

[BennnnJ]

"BOOBIES"

"is it? oh yeah..."

[specklefart]

Hey, what's the matter mate? Cat got your lung?

[RandomoBeasto]

Poor Neil.

[brooksimusmaximus]

i'm about as confident as a pregnant ...donkey hat...

[funkshowbrotheran]

lol big cat grass

[plutonium5678]

im fuller than a pair of fat...packet...of di...dice

[killerbass88]

Im fuller than a pair of fat.. packets.. of dice HA HA

[ktms4lifemx4life]

haha this 1 is hell funny foll as a fat ladys undies LOL.

[teejay3649]

u cant even get a root in a brothel LOL

[brooksimusmaximus]

where it would be pretty easy..to get sex

[teejay3649]

really sherlock?!! u should be a detective!

[brooksimusmaximus]

yer rito...

[Gemeinsameauen]

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[zisel]

I assume all Mountain Goats fans agree with 0:39

[emilee555]

naww heheh... lurvee ryan and hamish!!

[lyricalmess07]

haha, these guys always make me laugh, gotta love them.

hamish is gorgeous. as always. <33

[obsession2192]

ok hamish is officiolly the hottest piece of arse......omg i'm neva gonna forget the one where they were only had 1 minute to speak in the whole year bahahah so funny

[xxstxjimmehxx]

YAY FOR HAMISH AND ANDY!! =D

they are the greatest!!

lol I love real stories

my favourite one is grounded for life ;)

[cliff86r]

its humorous.. dont get 2 upset if 1 hoe says its unfunny. probley on period or something..

[harmiihart]

this is my favorite segment lool

[mredd22]

coz no comment is a bad comment on youtube

especially if its about these pewls

they make me lmao roflcopter LOL

(not as funny as mini though)

or me and jack coz obviously its hard [nod] to be funnier then us

[uuwishcunt]

sophias a slut that puts peanuts in her anus

this is the funiest video i have ever seen and if anyone makes a comment like sophia did

i will bash u virtually

[2chillos]

you must be on crack.

[timmy036]

mitso1 is a gay he/she doesnt evn no how 2 spell u completely suck evr1 on youtube h8s u go and die hamish and andy are the lol

[maddyb93]

HAHAHAHAHAHA trying 2 find a needle in a bee stack hahaha!!!!

[plypayj3]

fuller than a fat packet of dice

[j223ake]

mitso1 jst 2 words for you.

GET  FUCKED

[Prawnlet]

people who dont find this funny annoy me

[Zyon08]

how can you say*

[Zyon08]

mitso1 are u mentally challenged? who can u say this is not funny?

[poolism]

ha ha mitso1 is obviously one of those idiots who couldn't understand comedy if he read it straight from a dictionary. i mean what the hell? "it dosnt make sence, chain mails?". full on idiot. FOOOOOL. lol

[leejasmin123]

this show is awesome. come on, Hamish and Andy have to be two of the funniest guys i've ever seen or heard (cause they're radio presenters) in my life!

[99Josh35]

mitso1 appears to be some kind of fuckfaced quirmo loser

jerk idiot

[gallagheribanez]

look at andys face at 2:14 hahahahah

[happypill101]

ah ha, that face is awsum, ur awsum mat

[koalagirl5]

I love this show!

[Dannyvcapri]

best show on tv!!!

funny as all fuk!1$@#!$%!@#

[sweetbrew0]

This is on Tv tonight!!!!

mitso1 is a dickhead!!! I love hamish and andy.. haha.. "umm... boobies..." hahahahahahahha

[Anfony]

mitso1, stop being such a dinglebury. You knobgoblin

[stillaintgotlaid]

wats up mitso1's arse..?

[HubblyJubbly]

what can i say? i love these guys. just brilliant!

haha, congratulations mitso1. you have just confirmed to all of us how much of a tool you are.

[mitso1]

wateva u stupid fukheads go fuk each other u faggets

[Anfony]

mitso1, sophiesophie6 tore you a new asshole champ!!

[sophiesophie6]

haha 'mitso1'.. firstly.. learn how to spell or maybe stop typing with both your fists..

the whole point is they're taking the piss out of shows like 'today/tonight'..

and secondly.. hamish and andy are pretty much the coolest so they can call their show whatever they want. I think this show is hilarious.. but usually slow/un-cultured people don't really get it.. *sigh*

[JackMilkyDog]

mitso1 is a fuckn queer!!! this show is fuckn rad

[Anfony]

mitso1 is a knobgoblin.

[mitso1]

this show is fuked it so gay and fake chain mailsthats fake and they call it real sotires if its fake wats up with that uv no wat im saying

[thejam216]

yeh seriously, cant u see its a comedy show? u blocket

[MasterPsychoLover]

One, learn how to use grammer.

Two, you obviously have no sense of humor,

Three, get a life.

:D

Thanks.

[Fm7th]

Lawl I love it when people spell it "grammer"

[Wraithriel]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

'Government cutbacks, battler, etc.'

That was awesome.

[pieguy8015]

best show in the land...love hamish and andy...

[bartinoheat]

this was the best show eva

[girliecars]

agreed. hamish and and hughsey

[rodneyrude]

too bad they only ever made 8 episodes

[hpikkachu]

hamish is totally mine. =]P

nah, i love them both, i just find hamish a lot funnier and talkative than andy.

[maddie00]

I LOVE HAMISH BLAKE

[goran3199]

This one's funny as watch it guys.."river dancer" LOL!

[skyMETALchick]

Hamish and Andy are pretty much the funniest people in Australia, along with Dave Hughes of course.

=]xx