Ellen's razor monologue

[keleic]

man i can totally relate to this. for instance whenever i get a new hardrive, keep in mind the harddrive is very small and its sealed in this huge package anthere's nowhere that says "open" or "pull here" so i have to improvise and use scissors to cut some random area of the package which makes the cut part very sharp so i'm risking cutting myself as i'm digging through trying to find the hardrive lol

[softfishy]

When I was watching her show one time, I was also eating chips and salsa... bad chooise, salsa will burn your nose if you laugh hard enough

[Evanescing]

I just learned that it's never smart to watch Ellen while trying to drink something. Unless your goal is to laugh so hard your drink comes back out your nose again. :p

[JenniViZ]

I always agree with Ellen but not the one, lol.  A 4 blade will beat a 1 blade anyday. :/

[punchrocker202]

"on the show,,,"

HAHAHHA!

[lilmizmardy]

i love how she adds "on the show"

lol...brilliant

x

[1yK3Y4]

haha, at a department store they sold a knife sort of thing that was specially designed to open those annoying packages

it was put inside one of those horrible packages, too. ironically it said, "this is the last annoying package you will ever open"

pretty witty, haha. but the product broke in a week :(

[LexCooBukaba]

Lol this is my fave mono. And I love how she goes "We must use the male and female razors!"

[LexCooBukaba]

whoa she seems very slim here

[unwritteneuphoria]

"If you cut yourself AAA shows up and they give you the band-aid" HAHAHAHA.

[annebeeluverbug]

i don't understand . . .

[yinanj]

soooo funny,,,

[janistonbest]

oh, my god! i did that once! the plastic is literally WELDED shut, so i was trying to open it, right, and i couldn't and i got the deepest cut on the plastic! you have NO idea how much that hurts!

[WOWISTHEWORLDKNOW]

omg she is soooo funny hahahaha

[forpiggy]

omg hahahahhaha

[iLouh]

"the fourth one is just to show the hair you're not kidding around" WUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[moshikashake]

i love ellen lol

[hppcdocfan]

"i don't wear daisy dukes... well not on the show." haha. funny ellen.

[tubemunchkin]

omg she's so funny...funniest person ever!!!

[tubemunchkin]

omg shes so funny...and so true!!!

[surfergirl20]

haha best monologue ever!! sooo true!!! lol

[trouble1maker]

LoL I don't care about man or woman razor, I just shave!

[cuckoo61]

"...to show the hair you're not kiddin' around"

[joxoheidixo]

hahaha funniest one

[BooyahSpencer]

she's so funny!

[Edelien]

I use mens razors, even though Im a woman. :D

The only difference in a mans and a womans razor...Is the color. Hahahah.

[shoujokakumei39]

yup i also use the man's one. and it IS a mach 3 hahaha. it was on sale.

the triple blade i find totally kicks double blade's ass though. it does shave pretty close.

[nicolega2001]

I love my Gilette Venus razor!

[nadaz]

"...exelent dancer..." lmao!!! x

[aerianaeve]

every day i thank my lucky stars i don't have to shave yet. sixteen years without a razor down, seventy more to go. OH YEA. ellen speaks the truth but makes it funny

[smitharoo]

eww not shaving...grose