Sen. Byrd Remembers Ted Kennedy in Poetry

[DarkMagus1985]

May the two friends meet in heaven and may we remember them well. RIP Senators Byrd and Kennedy.

[meccaturbo]

@Torbon8372, Sen Byrd should be taken out back and have a metal pipe shoved up his bunghole.

[BeantownJim]

Kennedy's Dynasty is dead I'm in Boston and these Kennedy's are a boil on the HUB!

[BeantownJim]

DING DONG Kennedy's dead The wicked with The wicked witch DING DONG! Kennedy's dead todayyyyyyyyy

[jtwill84]

He actually seems in much better shape here than he has in recent months.

[rentintin2000]

@jtwill84 THIS DRIED UP OVER THE HILL SON OF A BITCH IS A CHILD MOLESTOR, PERVERT, MIND CONTROLING DEMON! HIS SINS WILL FIND HIM! DOWN WITH BYRD!

[hejustleft]

Does byrd remember his days as a grand wizard of the kkk?

[rickybojangles]

please give it a rest. i doubt you could never hope to be as eloquent as senator byrd. we all make mistakes in our lives. it is the mercy of god that allows us to learn from these mistakes. he has apologized for his involvement in the kkk and moved on. can't you take him at his word?

[britzman1]

he's so fucking old

[mandala360]

Thats one less socialist in the Senate

[tribefan011]

You don't understand anything about political ideology.

[lamouchemorte]

"I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side... Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds." -Byrd

[carrierexchange]

He looks just like about to die...

[stumbo2w]

The kennedy curse claimed a 77-year-old tumor-ridden binge-drinking murderer. So sad.

[aznfootwork]

If you're going to troll, troll correctly.  He was a Man-slaughterer. Can't even get your facts right. Troll.

[stumbo2w]

man-slaughter for a hierarchy Kennedy, murder for a simpleton like you and I.

Research mary jo kopechne. Make up your own mind.

[MelanieLouM]

Oh is THAT all...he was only guilty of man slaughter...I'm sure Mary Jo's family will breathe a collective sigh of relief over that! Thank you friend, you spared her family years of grief and sadness! ^_^

[MelanieLouM]

...and I couldn't think of a worse cancer that what he had! >:P

[Plutonwolf]

And now a poetry fer all da necks in da house

Y'all hate Teddy, this is true

He got more pussy than me or you

He did a crime so long ago

But you will never let it go

Yet Bush and Cheney slew in waves

The bodies stacked in massive graves

But you just shrug and let it pass

Because you are a Neo-Ass

A lack of perspective is a common failing in the damaged minds of the raving right.  Couple that with their standard issue sociopathy and 'Et Voila', you have a believer in the war in Iraq.

[ipxzor]

HAHA that is genius i love it.

[MelanieLouM]

Bush and Cheney didn't drive those people off a bridge and leave them to drown, either...so don't be rude and don't be crass...don't talk with your head up in your ass! ^_^

[Plutonwolf]

Bush and Cheney did far worse upon this land they laid a curse They want to war without a cause so from your ass remove your paws Many lies were glibly said they went right in your Neo head you bought whole,sight unseen with no regard for men in green But now the toll is vast and dire and we are in a sandy mire but keep on hating Mister K That is how you Neo's play

[MelanieLouM]

You know, I don't recall those people being forced into the millitary at all. ^_^

[Plutonwolf]

What a.......conservative thing to say. Why do you hate our troops? If you hate America so much, why don't you move to China?

[kaysandesses]

Why is it that the Moron Minority Retardicans will forgive someone like Foley, Ensign, Sanford, Craig, and Haggard for being philanders, homosexuals (F, C, H) , and drug addicts (Haggard), but they can't accept the dozens of retractions and apologies that Sen. Byrd has made for being a member of the Klan 50 years ago?

I thought forgivness was a central tenant of Christianity.

[Plutonwolf]

"I thought forgivness was a central tenant of Christianity."

Only when it suits them or there is a profit in doing so....which suits them.

As Ted was doing this, wasn't Nixon busy politicizing the Viet Nam conflict? How many NON_VOLUNTEER soldiers died in that exercise in cold calculatedness?

And if killing while driving drunk is sooooo terrible, where are all the howls for Laura Bush's head? Ooops, was that inappropriate? does that make me a conservative? Oooohhhhh nooooooooo!!!!!

[kaysandesses]

Treading on this ice there my friend. Hypocrisy is the bailiwick of the Moron Minority, not progressives and liberals. You see, it's okay that Nixon killed a few thousand draftees because they were mostly "nigras", "spics", and white trash. None of his buddies had sons in jeopardy since they made sure they had a cush job in the Air Force Reserve where they wouldn't see any action, or were simply given deferments for a pimple on the ass.

[MelanieLouM]

Naw, I'd rather stay here and annoy the piss out of you! >:)

[Plutonwolf]

Annoy ME?  LMFAO!!! I was suggesting a way for YOU to find happiness. Your 'kind' are a dying breed here in America, I thought maybe you could find a nature preserve where you could maybe find other Neo's to make you happy. You could all sit around a blazing oil well fire repeating talking points and sharing inane posters with caricatures on them of people who don't look or think like you do as you all guffaw inanely into the night, randomly firing pistols into the night.

[MelanieLouM]

EASY THERE!! Don't give yourself a nosebleed, dude! Calm down or your brain will rot from the inside out like Teddy's did! >:O

[Plutonwolf]

Nose bleed? I think you have me confusified with the old Decider in Chief. My septum never saw a drop of nose candy.

[MelanieLouM]

Of course not...it's too far up your rectum! ^_^

[Plutonwolf]

Sorry, 'head in ass syndrome' has been genetically linked to inbred conservatards. It delivers a sense of security that they so need.

[MelanieLouM]

So you are a product of incest? Dude, I'd never want to admit that if I were you! >:P

[Plutonwolf]

How silly of you, of course I'm not, I am not from Sisterkisser Alabama like you are! How does it feel to marry kin folk? And when will your episode be aired on the Jerry Springer show?

[MelanieLouM]

You actually watch Jerry Springer...and you call ME the redneck?? ^_^

[Plutonwolf]

Got to, it's the only way to gain insight into the true conservative base. Besides, I did ask you when your episode was on, I didn't want to have to sift through the episodes looking for 'y'alls'.

[MelanieLouM]

I'm on the episode that you stroke your cock to...pervert. >:P

[Plutonwolf]

There is no episode like that, you must be confusing it with the episode where you try to suck my cock.

[kaysandesses]

Kennedy didn't leave Kopechne to drown either. He dove in several times in an unsuccessful attempt to rescue her.

I know what your answer will be, so I'm laying down a preemptory "prove that he didn't".

Kennedy didn't start an illegal war that resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians. Furthermore, Bush/Cheney still insist they did no wrong, but Kennedy spent the remainder of his life atoning for Kopechne's death.

[MelanieLouM]

Oh bullshit...Kennedy was concerned only with saving his own ass...he deserved everything he got! >:(

[MelanieLouM]

I can recite poetry for Teddy, too...ahem...Dear Ted...you was once alive but now you are dead...too bad you killed Mary Jo before she could give you head...thank you, thank you...I will be here all week! Plaese tip your waitresses before you leave! ^_^

[PersonalJesus348]

a true comedic mind bravo.

Just leave the money on the table and leave *hides eyes*

[jakehr3]

Man Byrd is very impressive. Well into his, i don't know, 90s, and still going to D.C. to represent his constituents in WV.

[BASEBALLAPPLEPIE]

Byrd, great man. Kennedy too. Other crap channels cheered at his passing. Sad times.

[karen32862]

Isnt that special. The racist memorializing the murderer with a poem.

[JBeatty17]

Isn't that special. A racist complaining about a reformed racist honoring a man who fought tirelessly as a champion of the underpriveleged.

[MelanieLouM]

Hey Karen...I totally agree with you...Senator Byrd was my mother's Sunday school teacher when she was a young girl in West Virginia...anyone who knew my mother could not be too good a person believe you and me! >:(

[lululeroux]

H-E-R-O

[GreenEnergy2112]

Sen. Byrd has been in the Senate for 50 years, God bless him and thank you for your service.

[jenspice27]

i second your thoughts entirely... and his journey is inspiring. starting his carrear as a kkk recruiter and rising above... every time he speaks, i cant help but hear the line from amazing grace.. "i once was lost, but now i am found- was blind but now i see..." its nice to know someone else with <3 4 senator Byrd.

[darsh5k]

He did a great job as majority leader during Reagan's term.

[1rewd1]

One of our last great Senators.

[SabuPtolemy]

This Byrd can be a little cuckoo but props to him for remembering a long-time Senate colleague.

Last holdover from a bygone era.

[micahgee]

Sen. Byrd is a great man, one of the only voices of opposition to the War in Iraq in the Senate!

Rock on

[meccaturbo]

@micahgee, Sen Byrd is an idiot...former Ku Klux Klan member and a disgrace to all West Virginians. I'll bet you don't even live in WV, you retarded loser. Until you can claim you are a West Virginian you are, you'll always be a retarded moron for your love of Sen. Byrd.

[bluesboy25000]

@micahgee God Bless Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd Barbara Boxer, Russ Feingold, Paul Wellstone, Lincoln Chafee, Jon Corzine, Dick Durbin, Ron Wyden and all the rest who voted against the Iraq War

[TheDuckofLaw]

atta way, Byrdie!