I HATE morons with CELL PHONES!!! Part 1

[gianteatingtaco]

I agree with you 110%! How is typing in a machine better than seeing your friend in person? Instead of sitting on your ass all day texting, get a god damn life. Get a hobby, get smarter, learn a new language, walk down the street kicking little boys in the balls, I don't know, SOMETHING!

[Zinarystar]

I hate morons =.=

[agnellacenwxz42Oy]

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[TheAnimefreak215]

phone sex sucks

[TOXICWASTELabs]

Actually worse than your teeth are mine :D

[Fatman5ish]

But i hate people who say math more... Damn that pisses me!

[Fatman5ish]

What I hate about phones is the people who call them "cellphones"!! Ehhrreee

[Brawckx]

My mom has gone 50 years and counting without a cellphone... WE HAVE A WINNER!

[roflcopterlazer116]

@OutbackZack dude ur my fav person i subed to

[waluigithecool2]

It seems as if my entire middle school has to be showoffs and carry their mobile devices everywhere. It's like they're tech-prostitutes. Do I have a cell phone? I do. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW IT OFF AT EVERY FRIGGIN' PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE. I'M NOT GOING TO BE LIKE, "HERP DERP I GOT A FUCKING TEXT!!!" I hate texts, and I'm concerned about my generation, I really am. They're so tech-savvy, I don't think they're fully prepared for their future adult lifes, especially with the struggling economy.

[samimadivids]

@shairaptor shut the fuck up u sexist bitch

[letspretend6]

My phone is busted but I really don't care because I never use it. My life is unchanged because of its loss.

[shairaptor]

@letspretend6 good to hear, cellphones really suck!

[Niteguy705]

i only lasted 19 years of my life without a cell phone

[badprincess1995]

Im always texting yes,buut i also shut my phone off during school

[nuggetking1012]

I have a cell phone, but I hardly use it. Why you ask? Well, maybe because I'll see all of my friends tomorrow at school?! If something important comes up, yeah I can tell you about it quickly. Other than that, don't text me. I won't text back. That's why my Girlfriend dumped me. For a girl....I'm not going to lie, I still get upset about that every now and then.

[shairaptor]

@nuggetking1012 you rule! don't get a cellphone and don't get a girl that's crazy about cellphones. :)

[EliroX904]

34 and never owned a cell phone.

[shairaptor]

@EliroX904 33 and I only have an old cell for certain cases, but other than that cellphons suck!

[Mixmastermehdi]

I'm 13, when my good friend got a cell phone and I didn't have one and he just texted and all my friends just were on their phones, disregarding what I have to say. Fuck, just talk, you're the reason we teens get a bad reputation, you just make the picture all teens are greedy fucks with electronics and just abuse them.

[Majorasword64]

I'm getting my first mobile at Christmas but I am not gonna start calling people like shit.

[TheGawd100]

wen and u shud talk sumtime. we hav a lot of the same opinions, and get judged by ppl so much it doesnt matter. yet, THEY STILL THINK THEYRE BEING SMART! THAT DRIVES ME INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vzik2]

I go home from school and I see like 20 girls texting on theyre phones...no comment be happy

[shairaptor]

@vzik2 that's why I love being gay! no girlies with their annoying cellphones, yay! :D

[vzik2]

@shairaptor well...thats....different....I like girls but....in Ireland girls are THE most stupid thing in the world.....they are just bunch of Justin Bieber fangnoys/girls....Women are stupid get them selves in bunch of trouble because

started to date with an idiot while a good guy is right there....fuck....

[shairaptor]

@vzik2 not only in ireland girls are stupid. girls are stupid in gerenal everywhere (outside my family I mean) :)

[vzik2]

@shairaptor I agree....

[991woot119]

@shairaptor one of the girls in my school is smarter by everyone else (including boys) besides 1 person

[MrTheHobbits]

@MrHaloreachbungie OMG THAT'S SO TRUE!

[bourdon30]

aaaaaaugh! (hee hee hee!) - that reminds me of a woman whom I was basically dating: she couldn't seem to keep her hands away from that bloody device instead of keeping on text-messaging while we were visiting a museum together and I was trying to communicate with her

[psycicpowers]

I hate when every douchebag on the block turns against you because of your phone. They waste their money on £500 phones, and save the money to buy a car, they are impressed until they realize i didnt buy the new FUCKIN BLACKBERRY! what was wrong with the old one? In fact, what was wrong with the Motorola Razor?

I have one, they are piss-easy to use and you dont end up browsing through a sae of apps to find one thing. =D

[ArsenalGuy94]

thumbs up if you randomly pressed space then enter in the searchbox :)

[MultiQualityMusic]

u hairy faggot

[shairaptor]

@MultiQualityMusic you naked hetero

[hypnosegirl16]

I've had the same cell phone since middle school & I'm 20 now. I just laugh when people complain about their new phones that always break while mine is perfectly fine :P 

[B3ASTxNINJA]

oh my god! my friend dose that all the time i just wanna grab his phone and throw it in the pool lol

[KittyMeowMeow01]

Who else got a Got Sex ad O_O

[bedtime420]

@KittyMeowMeow01 I saw kieth stone lol

[KittyMeowMeow01]

@bedtime420 -.-

[Zatinie]

I searched for " "

[spartan17696]

What I hate more than idiots with Cell Phones? Morons and spammers with BlackBerrys...

[1536mbComedy]

This hasn't happened to me in a while (and thank goodness too), some people through facebook chat and text message will talk like this: HHiii Hooww arrrree yyoou?

That looks stupid, it is annoying, and that gives me an indication that they do not know how to type, and they did that with everything, not just in that example I gave you

[zuzulo56]

ANYONE who takes and posts those horrid quality video clips, taken by their cell phone, should be may to endure all future colonostophy's given with that same camera.

[Rfl4222]

fuck cellphones why the fuck cant you walk to a person house and chat somebody died to never ending the shitty phone fuck phones texting fuck the all bullshit

[pwndwithhalo]

let me you a story!

once upon a time there was this guy that happens to be my cousin and we together were getting bored in the classroom!So in an effort of relinquishing my ever growing boredom i took his cell and gently put it in my pocket!my cousin instantly lost his mind and started screaming like a little girl to give him his cell back,he shouted and screamed so loud that the teacher expelled us!the irony is that he never recharges he never pays for his bills and never texts anyone!

END

[SuperSickdoc]

@TheLukestar619 they prolly feel uncomfortable in a social situation and are finding a distraction!

[SuperSickdoc]

i hate when people cackle like a hag on thier phone.....getsa right up my ass!!!

[odysseasX]

Thumbs up for throwing the bitch's cellphone in the pool!

[MrHaloreachbungie]

when a 6 year old yeah 6 year old has a iphone and i pad wtf

[leyley1112]

he crazy

[s3xy7mile]

-I hate when ppl text one word responses lile "Oh" or "K"...THAT REALLY IRKS MY NERVES!!

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

@s3xy7mile Oh......k

[untilXweXfall]

My bf ysyd lik that and so for a while I just didn't reply because he'd do THE SAME THINH!!! "hey wats up" And then "nothin much" and then "so....." and I wouldn't reply and he got PISSED at me he's lik "y r u ignoring me?" and the first thing I thought was "finally; were going to have a conversation" and we txted for 5 minutes. It was a pretty heated 1 b

[FriezaReturns00001]

I dont use cell phones. I prefer to call or talk to 'em in person; I find cell phones devoid of any use or artistry. I choose NOT to get involved in the "relationship break up over the cell phone" situation; Have the nerve to walk up to me and tell me "its over." Thats why I dont want one and NOT getting one...waste of money and time.

[CallMeYanna]

i Hate When They Send Supid Fowardss .

[DeidaraxAmayaKana]

LOL is now an excuse for 'i dont really care' or 'I'm dumb and can't think of a correct responce'

LMAO is now 'I'm not really laughing' or 'gotta write something other than lol'

Tis sp3ll1n can rea11y pi33 a pers0n 0ff.

No responces for a long time then its a short responce.

Orrrrr you write a huge paragraph... and you get 'lol'

[jaynesstice]

The bitches that reply with one word, especially if it's "lol".

[ERKRAKANARB]

@brieedizzle27 umm i would call it something more along the lines of constructive critisism.

[theYoda98]

theres some people in my class who always show off their new iPhones or Samsung Galaxys or whatever. I am perfectly fine with my Genio Touch, theres nothing wrong with it and its easy to use. I'm a teenager and I dont care how awesome my phone is, phones are for communicating

[coolmikevids99]

theres this bitch at my school who litteraly thinks she her life would suck if her cell phone broke

HER LIFE ALREADY SUCKS CUZ ALL SHE DOES IS TEXT!!!!!!!

[yofune99]

wait. you really did throw that bitchs phone into a pool!

oh, and i hate people who think phones are the only way to chat (other than durpbook) and 50+ people would walk up to me and say "robert! you should go get a phone!" i reply "why should i go get a 200 dollar phone, and be harrasted by the phone commpany?" they will reply one of 2 things

"so we can talk more"

"so we can text"

awnser to 1 :were doing that right now!

awnser to 2 : WHY! we can just talk!

note how i reply with the word talk

[ZombieGamer009]

i hate when im in a car and the person driving the car pulls over to text. ANSWER IT LATER BITCH!

[supersonic2653]

when im trying to talk to my fucking girlfrend she is sometimes on the phone texting her bitch of a fucking friend and im like wtf is wrong with u dumbass whoe

[P3AC3L0V3S3X]

I'm 21 and attend college, I was in class one day and literally everyone had their smartphones out surfing the web, and someone asked me where mine was, and I said "I don't have a cell phone" This person yelled in the middle of the class, "OMG, WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!!!? YOU DONT HAVE A CELL PHONE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??????"

I said to myself, The question isn't what's wrong with me, but rather what's wrong with all of you.

[P3AC3L0V3S3X]

Thumbs up, if you think most people holding a cell phone up to their ear isn't really talking to someone, their just trying to look.. "cool"

[ZzZmokingAnim0X]

cell phones rock but texters dont thumbs if you thinks so btw

so true the part of so...

[Nadia94pt]

I love your teeth +.+

[Pitinginatay]

II like this soooooooooooooooo much lol tahhahaha

[10ShaneDawsonfan]

can i have ur num ;)

[ultimategamer091]

why dosnt this guy get more views!

[Jorgenitaliko]

I'm 22 years old, and I proudly say I've never had a cellphone.

[megamanxu]

@Jorgenitaliko cause you have no one to call... or no one would call you haha! jk jk, try it, it's a conveinent that's all. and if you're working in a corporation/office/firms then a cellphone might save you lots of time if someone messes up and they call you so that you dont waste 2 hours doing something worthless!!! >:(

[bedtime420]

@Jorgenitaliko Wow same here Brother.

[shairaptor]

@Jorgenitaliko great, keep it up! no cellphones!Q

[killajakethesnake]

oh i couldnt agree more lol

[SugarPuff0101]

hahaha now I noticed what everyone is doing wrong these days...

[MultiPriceless]

Don't get me wrong,smartphones are awesome.iPhone,Droid,HTC,Etc.B­ut they are fucking annoying.

[ms1eminemfan1]

they respond "k" or "lol" or "nice"

then complain i didnt text them back,how am i goin to respond to friggin lol O.o

[ThePlayerofNintendo]

I hate peole who just keep talking and talking and talking and talking and don't stop for 6 hours.

[LookinAtYourVid]

i hate it when people text like this: "OMFG I JST GOT STBBED PLS HLP!"

[Wolfdragoness]

my sister does that to me >o< if she does that one more time im gonna take it from her and chuck it out my window...oh wait...its got a screen xx; well, i'll still take it from her! DX

XD my gosh did you actually throw her cellphone into the pool? ftw!

[aolanihct]

that good watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[goodfty]

why i hate my sister

[Extuder]

lol

[zOmBiEsaRePiMp]

Hilarious. 

[haha10lolha]

my friend does that.. when I tell her to put the frikin phone down she gets pissy and is like "ok.. well um sorry im just gonna go home" like its MY fuckin fault >:l but heyy.... shes stiil mai bf lol

[smexichick97]

i totally agree, when i talk to my cuz she takes out her phone and texts her friend

i want to take the phone and throw it out the window!

its not polite :/

[AveryakaBecky]

why'd u cut ur hair?!?!?!?!?!?

[Terza94]

i especially hate my friend that has a Kickass PC an Xbox and he still god a touch screen phone with playstation emulator just so he can play video games -_-

and i had to work for a full year to get my average PC and im 16 years old, and he starts to talk to me what kind of shit his phone has....and im like "yeah thats fun!"

and in my head im like "oh god i dont give a rats ass shut the hell up!"

[Lefui]

So I sent text message while watching this.

[MASERATIKING4U]

finally...someone who fucking understands me!!!!!!!.....when it comes to cellphones

[ThatOneGirlDani]

FORWARDS ARRGH!!!!!! IMMA PUNCH A BABY!

[soulsistah102]

i always try to make texting fun whether i start the convo or not. sure, i'm addicted, but i'm not doin that "lol" "kk" "o" "lmao" etc. shit lol i'm actually havin a legit convo

[RDdaNINJA]

When your the only one who doesnt have a cell phone, and everyone is saying "giv ur #, i txt you l8r" THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME SH*TTY WAY OF SPELLING THINGS THATS INCOMPREHENSIBLE"

[love212151]

I text when my mom is talking to me....cause what she talks about is something that teens dont give a shit about...ya this lady at work did da da da da da da umm ya i dont give a fuck what ur hoe of a boss said......its really annoying.....

[angieinktown]

i sometimes act like iam texting when i don't wanna talk to a certain someone LOL so it comes in handy

[SimplyNicStacxxx]

you look alike like jesse spencer the actor from australia you guys can be brothers!!! he's on the tv show House he also played on uptown girls with R.I.P.brittany murphy :)

[SimplyNicStacxxx]

you look alike like jesse spencer the actor from australia you guys can be brothers!!! he's on the tv show House he also played on uptown girls with R.I.P.brittany murphy :)

[BlazingBlueFlames]

haha you were right to toss her cell phone in the pool i woulda freaked the fuck out :P

[9529180]

CTRL+W skips the commercials! yay

[annahudson76]

your so funny i love you i hate when there are 2 people in the room and theyre texting each other about you you might as well be rude and whisper instead same thing grow up.thanks for the video!!!

[idiotrun1997]

Yeah I hate people who:

Text a hi or hey, and then ask what I'm doing, and then they reply "Watcha doing?" I say "(insert anything I'm doing at the moment)" and then they say lol.. And later they text a "......." I don't know what to reply then.

And when they meet me tomorrow, they're like why didn't you text me back?

Well what the Fuck am I supposed to reply to "lol"?

Yeah I hate it when people just text me and don't actually have anything to say.

[Da1RiSiN1sMoKe]

I wish you would've said something about lol.

Full grown adults using lol makes them sound like a giggly 12 year old texting.

Or people on Youtube:

Wow man you suck lol that was uncalled for i hope you lol

WTF?! Are you insulting me, or laughing at me? I can't effing tell! Did you find my comment that was so uncalled for funny because of adding 'lol'?

[PressCtrlG]

Aww man, I'm texting rii now. xp

[AlexTehGr8]

I can't stand people who text one word messages, or when people text back "soo....".

I just don't even bother texting back. Instead of texting "Soo....", you could be thinking of something to say that would interest me enough to text back!

[Theonemoviemaker]

Love it! :)

[MehNameless]

Haha your face is practically horizonal @ 2:08

[ThePopeye90]

lol this dude sould have his own religion lol cuz evrything he says is the truth

[GrandInetellect]

@ThePopeye90 You mean Realism?

[ThePopeye90]

@GrandInetellect no i mean religion like christianity

[JosueAndrewDiaz]

@ThePopeye90 He does, he is Screaming Jesus of Christiansanity.

[Rfl4222]

@ThePopeye90 true that

[Kurohadol]

Woah.. Zach.. is.. AMAZING! He makes videos that actually mean something, and that aren't BULLSHIT!! 

[oliverking1]

ha in Norway we have the world best texter on a cellphone... :(

[iuliauchiha]

P30pl3 DaT Spk Lik diS and use "lol" like 10 times in one sentence -_-

[RaZzLeBeAr]

Dude!!!! I love you!!! hahahaha i feel the same way

[married1959]

a person who can't get off the phone long enough to place a order for food. 

[marquisrom3r0]

PPL WHO KNOW I HAVE A LIMITED BILL AND TEXT 1 werd fckin sentences

[SMCans]

Omg, i love this. lol

People are inseperable from their cellphones, like a policeman with his donuts.

[kabita2301]

is that your voice? o.o

[randomislandgirl]

ur fucken funny

[upallhours9]

I hate people who have a "ringing phone" as their ring tone...and it's the older style phone from the 70s or 80s.

That, or it's Crazy Frog...ugh

[upallhours9]

Great stuff! LMAO! Made my day!

[LLLLLLSHEPFAM2000]

Your thinking of humor is freakin' dorky, stupid and tasteless!! Get your ASS off of youtube because you have an annoying voice and are so far away from being funny that it's ridiculous! If I were you I would go find a gun and blow my brains out for being so RETARDED!!!

[BillyKnockout]

@LLLLLLSHEPFAM2000 lol...well , damn

[boeingnz]

He sounded like DOW Chao marine when he say INSANITY!!!

: )

[andyawesome122]

this guy is chill

[yelyahkreyep]

The people that text while having a convo have no social skills and probably has more fun conversations with their mom than anyone else.

[zuneboy100]

He is on point about all of this. People who dont like this video are guilty of most of these texting issues.

[Payton281288]

Lawls... i used to be the person who text people like this " hey--> not much--> so...."

Really funny

[marwil2629]

what is a texing and how do you tex? imagine my dismay when I found out that I have been texting all this time and thought I was doing it right......

(this comment is dripping with sarcasm for those of you who can't tell)

[flakiiszduhhx31]

LMFAOOOO ! you hilarious <33

i HATE when they type with numbers & symbols ITS SUPER ANNOYING -.- but most of all when they text you and dont say anything !

[Y2Rob]

Mad Bitches b hating cuz he b calling it like it is

[towltowl]

its not just the people who use them ... its also the fact that they burn 200-1200 dollars of a hole in your pocket every month over texting and stupid shit ... my life and my money saving has been great ever since i cut my phone off

[pinksunflower100]

whats the use of a vocal chord if all people do is text nowadays.

[Freddieboy44]

Although I agree with all this, I really like the "They're fucking loonies, aren't they?" in the Scottish accent at the end.I'd love to have a high def recording of that. I just love the way the Scots say the "Fahking, for fahks sake, fahking crap!". Only Scots can say "FAHK" correctly.

[chiccaboom]

oh man I read read he's from Oz...I'm going there for school. Are all people in Oz like this? ughhhh

[kayleedance613]

i hate wen a convosatation goes a little like this: you:heyy! me:hey,supp? u:nmu

me:watching television u:watcha watching me:(say george lopez) george lopez u:lol

i mean like lol? really? it was not that funny. now what the heck am i supposed 2 say bac? lmaoo? i mean lol has lost the meaning of that was funny to i don't know what to say so im just gonna say lol. like seriously, u started the convosation. if you hav nothing yo talk about don't text me.

[kazpa0]

@kayleedance613 looooooool for real ahaahhahhaha

[DinkyInkyCloudyKinky]

@kayleedance613 lol

[ZombieGamer009]

@kayleedance613 same with me and i dont know what to say so this is how it goes you: lol Me: yeah you: yeah Me: what the f***

[Feetee333]

I hate it when someone is talking into their bluetooth and you think they're talking to you.

[kaa3164]

I hate retards that have all the iPhones.

[JoellOrtiz323]

i hate you tbh

[faggotassdrunkbitch]

I had a friend come over the other day, and she stayed for two nights at my house. So we decided to go camping, and she was LITERALLY going CRAZY without her cell phone. How pathetic is that. So you would imagine that she would be this preppy girl, all girly, and "perfect" hahah. my children your wrong! the complete opposite.

[Jonathansernel1]

I hate when my friend always says that a girl is texting him and that it is a different girl everytime.. "Oh this chick keep texting me, she's blowing up my phone" im like Mother Fucker keep your business to yourself its like not everyone has the ego you have and the confidence you bastard. oh and yeah he doesnt have a dad. I just wanna kill this kid.

[sceneLUVER199832]

I hate getting gay forwards saying this girl died blah blah blah if you don't send this to 10 people in 10 minutes her ghost will kill you in your sleep!!! It's like WHO FUCKING CARES I WANNA SEE A DAMN GHOST I CAN BECOME FRIENDS WITH IT AND MAKE IT PEEL YOUR FACE OFF!!!!

[CORYxxCORY]

God Damn I totally agree! I just had a stroke agreeing with you.

[pbone55]

I completely agree! I hate these idiots walking or driving talking on the phone. Unless it's someone extremely important, can't it wait?

[MasterMagician89]

ppl stop hating on this guy he's having fun i am having fun watching his vids so stop yall haten and get a life.

[kazpa0]

@MasterMagician89 dude, you are one of the only people that actually understand that! i swear that the youtube comunity is full of no lifing trolls that get their thrills from throwing comment at people like this guy^^^

[dahemper]

I hate hypocrits wyning about cellphones, while owning one themselves.

You'd better get a life before you have another stroke genius....

[ngauker]

@dahemper as he said. he dosnt hate cellphons, he hate the ppl who using them.

now go txt your cat or something..

[emobangs67]

Bullshit. I highly doubt you threw a girls phone into a pool and that she was texting someone across from her.

[LittleCowMina]

I hate when people are in a library, restaurant, park, or any other quiet place or outdoor scene and you have the ONE person talking so loud and I mean obnoxiously loud on there cell phones... So loud you can hear them all the way on the other side of a large library or when your in the middle of a game of frisbee in the park...

[shoujoluvr707]

yeah there's some people who text in class.. college classes.. and I think it's VERY annoying that their full attention is not on the professor. I mean.. they're paying for that class.. at least I think they are.. cell phones are NOT NECESSITY. THEY ARE A ADDICTION AND A PROBLEM. Just like TV, computers, and fast food. It's the work of EVIL.

[wyatterp123]

my sister texes me to afk me to get her a drink when i am beside her

[TheJakemate]

I hate ppl who will send me a messege on my phone tht for some reason receives texts but th keypad is fucked up and mixed with th numbers so i cant txt back so i tell all my friends on facebook and msn DONT SEND ME TXTS ON MY GODDAM PHONE!!!!! wutya know the dumbest blonde i know will of course txt me and say 'heyy howss it goin' i just say aww wtf

[jimb478]

That is hilarious as hell

[mastercheif158]

I hate the people who text while i talk to them

they finish and they expect me to continue then i go

" no no i think you clearly don't feel like talking with me"

[ErinTurco21]

1. loose the fake and gay accent

2.GET SOME HUMOUR!

[alucard8881]

@ErinTurco21 1. dont watch

[TheStingPlaya]

dude, i totally relate. i can have friends over to hang out, or we'll go to a movie and they'll still be texting somebody, about nothing in particular either!!! It pisses me off so much! we can be at the freakin beach and they'll be texting! i like texting people but only if its about something interesting, not when we stay on one subject the whole time either!!!

[XxHolyKing]

the fagots that yell!!!!

the damn microphone is rite beside there mouth for god sakes ^__^

[anthyman1]

People who like to record every little thing on a cell phone camera whenever they feel like it. If I so much as cough on my bus EVERYONE starts taping me. Thank god for small video storage space.

[Slowlearnernyc]

ummmm high