Jesus Blows Up the Earth

[PhantomAlucard]

What batshit lunacy. T_T

[PatchesRips]

2:37 Uh oh, somebody better call Spidey! :)

[ishockmyself]

I take it that Jesus is a supporter of OWS.

[stickAran]

basicly this story says BELIVE IN CHIRST OR DIE!!!! not so diffrent from islam

[SatoSakanoue]

2:06 "I must go now, my planet needs me."

[OnlyEpics]

If only 144,001 people get saved, what the hell is the purpose of trying to be obedient, your screwed either way. How can people want to believe in this crap?

[ediercks]

@OnlyEpics

I know right?!? And it's weird that they are a missionary religion. If I believed only 144,001 people were getting saved, I wouldn't want others to join my church. It might ruin my chances of getting in.

[IMJW1000]

@ediercks posted, "If I believed only 144,001 people were getting saved...".

Almost all the 144,000 were selected during the first century. A few were selected between then and now. Only a few left to be picked these days. God picks them and there is nothing you can do to get on the list. The rest of the faithful will have a chance to live forever in perfect health and bliss on Earth, which will be made into a planet wide Eden.

[atheisttv05]

lmaoooooo what in the hell

[Smallface8]

2:56

OH. So it was Jesus who destroyed the World Trade Center! Ah we should have known all along!

[savlort]

What a complete crock of shit!! Hahaha I feel sorry for the idiots who actually believe this crap.

[atrociraptor]

Wow, Jesus is a douche!

[DisturbedKoala]

And for the record, I like the Volkswagon Beetle. D:<

[hentaixen]

Wake up sheeple this video speaks the truth!

[DisturbedKoala]

@hentaixen False.

[MorlockHater]

Who would even want to worship a god that'd do this to people for no reason? :P

[DisturbedKoala]

@MorlockHater The video is false propaganda. It did show many true points as to what they believe. Except for the last minute. The last minute was entirely false, as they believe YHWH is love and would never destroy his children in a manner that would make them suffer.

I don't know of whom made this cartoon, but I know enough about JW's to be able to point out the obvious bullshit here...

[SpecialPioneerSmerf]

Here is the worst part (besides letting their children die refusing a blood transfusion), if a child born in this cult decides he/she doesn't believe the WatchTower anymore, they are shunned by their family and loved ones for the rest of their lives. 

[DisturbedKoala]

@SpecialPioneerSmerf Wow, it's false propaganda like that which makes people shun JW's as if they were scum. Nice one, troll. And by the way, this video itself while it has told some true points as to what JW's believe, the main one the title is talking about and is depicted on the last minute of the video is entirely false.

If this is what humanity wants to believe about another religious group, fine. But don't go spreading bullshit rumors you hear from someone other than a JW.

[SpecialPioneerSmerf]

@DisturbedKoala It's really easy to Google "Jehovahs Witnesses Armageddon" to see the plethora of of art work from various WatchTower publications, and descriptions there in of the horrible destruction, plenty of people suffering, that will come at the WatchTowers version of Armageddon.

So either you don't know what your talking about or your flat out lying.

Educate yourself on your own religion angry little man.

BTW nice loving Christ like attitude there.

[DisturbedKoala]

@SpecialPioneerSmerf When you google those words, you see a plethora of pictures from different sites that has nothing to do with Watchtower. One of them was even called "exjehovahwitness(dot)net" ... Whom would look at an image without looking up info about it then believe it to be true? In case you haven't noticed, history has always shown false propaganda to sway people...

And for your information, I'm not a JW nor am I a very good Christian. Nor ever claimed to be.

[SpecialPioneerSmerf]

@DisturbedKoala "history has always shown false propaganda to sway people"

BEAUTIFUL statement, I couldn't have said it any better myself. ;)

So you will have no problem fact checking those pictures, looking them up in your Kingdom Hall library and report back to me to prove that what you are saying is true or not. I'll be right here waiting for you to reply to me.

Happy hunting! ;-)

[DisturbedKoala]

@SpecialPioneerSmerf Well at least there's something that we agree on. But I've actually researched their beliefs by attending some of their meetings at random intervals & have gone to many of my friends' personal studies. They even have booklets from the Watchtower that explains their views with their version of the bible. So I already know these pictures are false, thus why I say that their version of Armageddon is very different than depicted here.

However, I will keep my eyes peeled.

[SpecialPioneerSmerf]

@DisturbedKoala No problem, I have right here a bunch you can look up for yourself just to make sure that what your saying is right. Take a look at these WatchTower publications, let me know what you find. Learn From the Great Teacher p. 243 WatchTower 1997 Sept 1 p.23 Does God Really Care p.22 Revelation book p.52 Life How Did it Get Here p.235 Enjoy Life p.28 WatchTower Feb 1 p.6 Does God Really Care p.19 Revalation p.233 Live Forever p.9 Paradise Lost p.209 Truth Free p.291

[DisturbedKoala]

@SpecialPioneerSmerf Alright, thank you. :] I'll contact you another time then after I've looked them all up.

[moroxy123456789p]

1:55 Dat ass.....

[themanstan17]

and the Jesus spake saying: "fuck this town, fuck the statue of liberty, set it on fire. also, this dam is gunna bust and flood the shit outta these people. And one final thing. fuck this church, especially the three year old kid. that is all."

[akeel456]

What a dick. 

[kamikorozu]

@1:54

Jesus wasn't recreated by God, no!

By god, he was rebirthed by dubstep.

[snrlxgod]

lolololololololtrolololololo



[SuperBeautifulNoise]

Cultists.

[mrrandom280]

So let me get this straight, 1 church will blow up, hover dam will collapse, and new York city will be hit by meteorites

[JulioNicoletti]

1:38, Space Jesus has 4 tits. That's just sick.

[Stranglehold432]

Seems legit.

[goosemaster720]

Why did Jesus with wings blow up Earth?

[goosemaster720]

I like the part where Jesus flies like Super Man and grows WINGS.

[BMeek4Christ]

this is a mockery of true christianity. It's crap like this that makes the truth unappealing

[titanmo01]

Who the heck made this cartoon? Who I ask? Who?

[whitedaddy4u]

0:52 By the Power of Greyskull!

[Paur]

3:05

Dead child laying on the ground.

3:07

Jesus smiling.

HI-larious.

[mangere77]

Stop being a dick Jesus!

[spiritfilledballet]

He's definitely ripped and comes complete with a hercules sword.

[yourenotthatgood]

Blow up the earth....Like a boss.

[MrSoAwesomness]

@yourenotthatgood PUT ON A CROSS! LIKE A BOSS! NOW HES DEAD! LIKE A BOSS!

[yourenotthatgood]

@MrSoAwesomness He came back from the dead....LIKE A BOSS.

[slowcurl]

"...And can be seen ONLY by the 144,000 select Jehovah's witnesses who rule with him from heaven." ( 3:11 ) So, basically, getting into heaven is like scoring a ticket to a Springsteen concert? "Sorry, obedient Jehovah's Witness #144,001," says Jesus (alias 'Michael'), "But heaven is totally sold out. I'm afraid you will have to suffer the terror of my wrath. Thanks for playing, though."

[AussieGriffin]

@slowcurl To be fair, I think it's like a tier system. Your first class 144,000 JW's get the back stage pass of being able to see Jesus, then the rest of the JW's get regular seating. (Not that it matters if any other religion or denomination is right, or if we're in the middle of the end times which means that JW's are dying despite promises to the contrary.)

A.G.

[AStandsForFrench]

wom wom wom wom wom wom wom wom

[electricbayonet2]

3:07

Holy shit. Look at how happy he is about all this. Like, not in a 'job well done' sort of way. Like, "I'm so happy that I finally get to kill everyone" happy. 

[eternalgracenote]

JESUS CHRIST HE'S RIPPED!

[spicymeatsandwich]

AZN at 2:49 gets owned by wave

[DuchessAliana]

Yeah, but...how do magnets work? I went to the Mormonism video and of course it didn't explain anything.

[ericinwisconsin]

Sorry. FLEW like Superman! LOL

[ericinwisconsin]

I like the part where he flied like Superman.

[LadyAmaltheaUnicorn]

Jesus is a shape-shifter!!!!!!!!!!

[mrrandom280]

The most fucked up cult ever.

[vmorgun]

Holy fuck! Jesus was ripped! Probably the sexist Jesus on youtube.

[JRDawggg]

this is brain washing

[FrankLightheart]

This is so very funny! I love it!

[TABOOVSKNOWLEDGE]

Religion is delusional!

[Unit076]

2:37 Take that America!

[ninjamitsuki]

@leftify

>Implying the Bible is any more true.

[leftify]

@ninjamitsuki Of course the bible is true

[toxikh1ro]

Jesus vs. Frieza in a planet-destroying contest. Who wins?

[rancidrabbit100]

1:58 QUANTUM LEAP JESUS!!!!!

[tamiasthechipmunk]

Uh......yeah.Blowing up the earth is the act of a good and merciful son of god alright. Har de har har

[plugarusebyanimator1]

It's soo fun blowing stuff up :) ha-ha

[blues999]

I need only 2 words. HOLY SHIT!

[Nobitur]

what the f... :D:D:D:D

[bujincano]

manita arriba si en la lista de videos tambien te aparece MAJINBUU DESTROY THE WORLD

[bujincano]

totalmente diabolico, que religion hiso este video, para que me una

(no es cierto, dios es amor y jesus nunca odiaria

[CheckAnon]

2:50

The blue guy

"RADICAL"

[thedarkhenrik]

lol

[CristoEnSupositorio]

Me gusta mas el cuento de los tres cochinitos!!! jajajaajaajaajajajajaajajajaja­ja

[MrAteo75]

Is it He-man??? But he looks so freaky! I guess he's on drugs!!!

[filipo0991]

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[MrAteo75]

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[filipo0991]

con gusto lo hago happy to do. quiero que seas famoso, I want to be famous. quiero que seas el Ateo mas famosos del Mundo. Atheist want you to be the world's most famous. y le quites el puesto al viejito ejime46 and unseat ejime46 old man. ------- (Sarcasmo )

[CristoEnSupositorio]

@filipo0991

Ese sarcasmo te quedo bien chevere hermanito! Nadie se imagina que estas ardido por los "insultos" a tu macho celestial jesusin!! Nadie!! (sarcasmo) Borraste mi comentario de tu pagina, veo que no te gusto!! jajajaaajajjaja Eres cristi-ano hermanito?

[filipo0991]

claro que si payaso.. Dios nos dijo que tuvieramos amor con nuestro projimo pero no nos dijo que fueramos tontos o pendejos--- y no deje tus comentarios por que reflejan la ignorancia ----

[CristoEnSupositorio]

@filipo0991

Hermanito siempre te noto frustrado, con ira en pleitos y contiendas tu sabes q esas cosas son fruto de la carne y no del espiritu santo! Es por eso q a muchos cristi-anitos como tu les recomiendo los gloriosos SES (Supositorios de Espiritu Santo) para q se llenen de amor, paz, gozo y paciencia! LOL Hermanita o hermanito borraste mi comentrio por que sabes q pone en evidencia como los mismos cristi-anos ridiculizan su propio cuento de hadas!! jaajajjajajajajajajajjaajajaja­jaajajaja

[filipo0991]

Amen hermanito.

[CristoEnSupositorio]

@filipo0991

conoces a la hermanita jany122?

[filipo0991]

no tanto como tu ----

[ZoneHeroXV]

Jehovah Jesus powers conveniantly look like natural disasters.

[CecenaGuy]

I'm so glad I'm an atheist. So, so glad.

[damical93]

1:55 jesus face

[IGotYumph]

I think people are misinformed to think that Satanists worship evil... o_o;

[edw798]

Jesus: "Three days to respawn?! THREE FUCKING DAYS?! IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE ON THE SERVERS.

[OceanPeace3]

This is what Jehovah's Witnesses seriously believe? What a CULT! lolol

[anastaisa100]

WHAT A LOAD OF COCKADOODY SHIT DIRTY BIRDS LOL

[teletubbykiller54]

2:55 oh my god! jesus killed a volkswagen bug!

[MannyKunV]

kind of dont like jesus now if hes just going to kill us all

[Nannestadboy]

Jesus have be`n taking steroids xD

[gfscarface13]

Man what a Sad Sad cult it is.

[havlorech]

0:50 Jesus has awesome theme music.

[AWHNNOH]

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[TheVecan]

"Hmmmm"

"What is it joe"

"I need to make this animation of judgement day, but I don't know how to make it seem like jesus is doing the right thing."

"That's easy, just have him kill babies and children, make sure they're praying."

"But how shouldhe kill them."

"How about slow and torturous drowning"

"Geez, Thanks Fred!"

[gfscarface13]

@TheVecan You killed it. Not funny.

This video is funny.

[TheVecan]

@gfscarface13 You made me sad :(

[ahdunheved]

144000 .... So that's why they all push that stuff like its crack rock

[moviefan627]

this is offensive

[Tobbs96]

Oh how merciful God and Jesus are.

[mascarafea1]

it this for real??!!!

[TheSoulboi]

Jesus wont blow up the earth u dumbass!

[pigwigpa]

then the apes rise up and take control of the Earth

[truebrit132]

this just says that you should rise up against that monstrosity as he has the power to make the world a better place by curing the world from death, hunger, rage, greed, pain and nick griffin. Instead he chooses to torture humans and creatures and feed of the suffering. that is why god is worse that satan. troll that youtube users

[mharrison9]

How come the 144,000 is all whites and no blacks, latinos, asians, indians, etc. Whats up with that. Everytime when they show in their pictures of people going to heaven it only shows whites people and only 3 blacks with more whites living on the earth. Whats up with that?

[luisdez81]

ROFL

Damn, Jesus is one fucked up dude!

[EdM021]

@anonyclown666 I thought it was the Talmud that said he was hanged after being stoned.

Anyway, in the Torah the original meaning of "hang upon a tree" meant "impale upon a post" and shows up in the New American Bible and New International Version (among some other christian translations) everywhere except Deuteronomy 21:22-23. The Jewish Publication Society has that original translation there too in its 1985 english version of the Torah.

Things get curioser and curioser!

[RugbyDemon6789]

wheather ur a beleiver or not this animation in rather boss , motion capture adds a nice fluency to the cartoon .

[zuriku]

At least when the world ends the animation will be decent.

[LavaSharkk]

aperrintly jesus will destroy the earth with looney tunes explosions.

[TheloniousKeys781]

@LavaSharkk Well jeez, he may as well entertain himself.

[mikeysaur65]

@LavaSharkk Well, yeah. Jesus shops for weapons at the same store as Wile E. Coyote. Rest assured, though, the only difference is they're not going to backfire on Him.

[EdM021]

1:30 "Jehovah's Witnesses hold the Cross in contempt, feeling it is nothing more than a pagan symbol adopted by apostate Christendom."

That's because it IS a pagan symbol adopted by apostate Christendom! When Constantine was Emperor, Christians had enough of the Crux - a structurally male cross - and when Constantine did them the favor of eliminating the punishment of crucifixion, straightaway they got rid of the Crux and replaced it with the cruciform Tropaeum that was used by pagans then.

[floppykid]

@EdM021

So what?

[EdM021]

@floppykid It wasn't meant to get you to convert to the Jehovah's Witnesses. It's just a fricken' history lesson in a nutshell. Me? I don't believe in ANY form of Christianity, INCLUDING the Jehovah's Witnesses!

[sabin97]

omfg the narrator got it all wrong

it's jesus alias micheal(michael, depeding on your spelling prefference) alias adam, prince of eternia 0:54 "i have the power!"

[tonymontana1974]

Wheres the part when jesus,s girlfreind is going to die in a car accident and dies cos he dosent get there in time so he has to fly around the world super fast to turn back time and save her but doing this he frees the 3 evil ones entrapped in a sheet of glass and sent into the void.

[Archpope]

Notice that the 144000 are all white?

[BootyBot]

@Archpope I'm sure venus and serena williams are in there somewhere

[Damazonus]

@Archpope I noticed that the first time I watched this video. I thought, what, blacks, latinos, asians, and aren't good enough to be in the 144,000?

[ExposingXianity666]

@Archpope Na, I saw one jewish looking guy.

[SuddenCake]

@Archpope And had downs syndrome

[ZombieNazis]

2:37 Jesus is a terrorist!! lol!

[XTheSonofTheSunX]

the resurrection had a sound?!? "wow wow wow wow"

[overlook77]

This is only slightly more retarded then other forms of Christianity.

[takarifan]

This is why I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses. They worshipped Satan in secret by hiding under the name of God. They should be massacred worldwide for straying people far from the true living word and love of the Father and the Son.

[lychicambess]

3:08 Troll Jesus

[bornschizophrenic]

and how the fuck is jesus suppose to be michael the archangel aren't they suppose to be seperate?

[bornschizophrenic]

only 144000 people huh how about everyone? fucking asshole this jesus is...

[Yaguacho]

0:51 BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUUUUL!!!!

[gmoneypainter]

@Yaguacho LoL!

[dechav1]

ITS FAKE! LOOK AT 2:55! THE TWIN TOWERS ARE STILL STANDING! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THE WORLD TO END IF THE TOWERS ARE STILL STANDING! LOL FUCKIN LOSERS!

[pirakaavak124]

@dechav1 the presence of the twin towers proves this video was made before 9/11, not that it's fake.

[stevo2099]

at this rate all the jehovahs witnesses will not fallow him cuz they know hes the dick that killed them all horribly and slowly

[Fataltyler08]

this is so wrong and gay lol all but jenovas

[Fagatron2000]

3:16 lol the selected jehovah's witnesses are all white.

[Guthixpwnsyou]

2:29 GODON RAY!

[htoval]

do they really believe the silly things the cartoon says?

[JobForACowboy0069]

1:16 Jesus is BEEFCAKE!

[NoraInuUzumaki666]

Guess Jesus did not passed the driving test on a Volkswagen! XDDD

[SeanCitizen]

So 9/11 is nothing compared to what Jesus will do... but what would you think of someone if they worshiped al-Qaeda?

[jgwest1]

0:50 "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!"

[Hectotane]

I liked the "Mormon Jesus" better. He didn't have to BLOW EVERYONE UP discriminately. (Says the Atheist.)

[grimmnekrokvlt]

"That will rule with him" YOU JUST DESTROYED EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS LEFT TO RULE

[MrPurpleeater]

Hmmm...this first part reminds me of a certain recent occurrence.

[milanjeftic1992]

OH MY GOD! hahahahaha

[AirIce12]

Michael Jackson was a Jehovah's Witness, so why wasn't he in the crowd of believers?

Maybe the new JW belief is that the King of Pop IS the Archangel Michael, and therefore the King of Kings. Brilliant!

[joe9320]

@AirIce12 MJ stopped being part of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Hates it.

[stealbugsy]

Dubstep at 1:53 anyone?

[TheWysocke]

@stealbugsy Wuoawuoawuoawuoaw OOPtssOOPtssOOPtss!

[Themkm5255]

Why does Jesus look just like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

[Spaghettaboutit]

Aww FUCK! Just got my number and I'm 144,001 ....hope someone gets skipped!

[madamew]

The next Jehovah's Witness who comes to my door is going to get a piece of my mind and I don't mean maybe.

[MrGenzo13]

What the fuck. World was gonna end in 2000. Oh wait, Jesus got sick. Then, in 2010. Oh wait, Jesus broke a leg. What's gonna happen in 2012?

[TheRandyvicar]

Any God that would kill you for following his message ( the message received by the body is much stronger than that of a inhibited mind) is a false god, and if he rained fire on all upon this earth for not reading his mind, he deserves to be alone.

[compactdisk2]

@TheRandyvicar "the message received by the body is much stronger than that of a inhibited mind" What the hell does this mean?

[twilightartificer]

Just to let everyone know, back then a cross didn't always look like a "+" ... A vertical stake=cross.

[HyperNessie]

0:50 I HAVE THE POWER!!!

[jamesrobertdobbs]

Jesus owes me money, don't expect to see that deadbeat asshole around anytime soon.

[Physcojoe]

Probably the greatest video I've ever seen... I could've sworn that kid throws up the horns before the wave hits him, he should have been wearing a slayer tshirt.

[KakashiSenseiRox]

Catholics = TRUE!

Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Adventist, Lutherans, and Protestants= NOT TRUE!!

Only God knows when it starts happening. Not even Mayans aren't true about 2012, May 21 isn't gonna happen, and Jesus blows up the world is not true but he will by the Book of Revelation (if you read when your Catholic).

P.S. I'm Catholic, too

[douglaswitt]

save me invisible jesus

[WanderingTaoist101]

So if I can get dunked in water I can have superpowers too? SIGN ME UP!!!!

[zaurtrien]

hey jehovas witness, jesus called, he said it was a joke, he was proving to allah how stupid humans are

[DrShaym]

Notice all of the Jehovah's Witnesses at the end are white.

[PikaPower131313]

ive pulled better theories out my ass

[namu5264]

OMG... I actually watched this in Sunday school. We all got in trouble because we kept laughing at the horrible animation and ridiculous melodrama. This really brings me back.

[alexjohnc3]

@namu5264 Umm, why would you watch this in Sunday school? It's clearly mocking them.

[FreakZilla34]

0:50-0:54 FABULOUS SECRET POWERS WERE REVEALED TO ME THE DAY I HELD ALOFT MY MAGIC SWORD AND SAID...

"BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!!" "I HAVE THE POWER !!!!!"

"CRINGER BECAME THE MIGHTY BATTLE-CAT. AND I BECAME HE-MAN THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!!" ONLY THREE OTHERS SHARE THIS SECRET. OUR FRIENDS THE SORCERESS, MAN AT ARMS, AND ORKO. TOGETHER WE PROTECT ETERNIA FROM THE EVIL FORCES OF SKELETOR!!!"

[boandrea]

0:50 "By the power of Grayskull!!!"