deaf cause i wont to cee wat happening in the world n c wat ma friends n family look like well 2nd one dont wanna answer jessica cause u could outsmart that dumb piece of shit
1) blind... coz then i can still hear the voices of all the people around me... and the ocean waves, the birds chirping (sorry had to get dramatic lol)
2) gonna havta say.... i would rather walk in on my parents because i havent seen dad since i was 4. so i only have 1 parent.
3) ozzy would make it sound funny with all the swearing so.... yea
3. this is a hard one because Jessica simpson stared in a acne cream commercial but ozzy stared in a world of war craft commercial, crazy but cool so i'll go with ozzy
1. Deaf, I love to live to the full, and seeing is too valuable to loose. My brother and his wife are fluent in sign language and I think it's awesome - singing is esspecially cool.
2. On them, I don't want my moment to be ruined and parents seem not to care what their children think so it's less of a loss all around, I think.
3. Ozzy, at least if he loses it'll take a long time because they won't be able to understand him and will spend most of their time saying "What?"
1.deaf because you can still be independent and you wouldnt need someone by your side all the time or walk around with a cane and you could always get a hearing aid
2.walk in on my parents because if i got caught id be in some deep shit
3. ozzy because maybe he would feel bad and let me go :D
I know the comp ended months ago but I'll answer them anyway because it's fun...
1. I would rather be deaf because you can get hearing aids but not much can be done for blindness (sorry if I offended any blind people)
2. I would rather my parents walking in on me. Because my parents have been separated since before I was born and I can see my father telling his mates that I'm getting some. LOL.
3. I would rather Ozzy Osborne. Because he wouldn't take any shit from hostage organizers.
1st. i would rather be blind. because if i wans def i couldent laugh at ur videos. 2nd. i would rather be cought because i would be gitting the pleasure. ^__^ 3rd. Ozzy because if he can bite a head off a bat he can do anything. and hes pure rock and roll. Rock On!!! Thoese are my answers to your 3 questions. Much love Frederick. Johnny.
Aah look at you cocksockers, bunch off cheaps think you realy make a chance? You know what i want? Those eyes of Frederick, I think that chicks dig that.
1.I would rather be blind that way i can still listen to videos and movies. 2. I would rather walk in on them because it would be hilarious to catch them in the act 3.I would rather have Jessica Simpson be the negotiater because she would distract the person with her hotness then we could knock him out Those are my responses to your questions oh great leader
1.deaf then i could still see things and the people i love. Learning to talk with ur hands is not as hard as learning to walk without being able to see.
2. Being walked in on because i have had it happen to me before and i would want to have nightmare of my folks doing it. EWW!!
3. I think Ozzy because A.lets face its Simpson is not that bright and she would get everyone killed and B. ozzy is smarted then everyone things. Great video Fredrick!
1.I think i would probably want to be deaf then i could still watch your videos, Frederick :D
2. I'd rather my underwear walk in on me so i could fight them and then laugh cuz i would win and put them in the washing machine, cuz they would be dirty.
3.Ozzy cuz he would just mystify them with his guitar playing skills XD
1. If I really had to choose, I would be deaf. I would never want to be left alone in the dark.
2. Due to the extreme ass kicking involved with getting caught, I would rather walk in on my parents.
3. I would choose Ozzy straight down, because Jessica Simpson would somehow talk them into turning HER into a hostage. At least Ozzy would have stoner logic on his side, which can be handy at times.
i know its too late but. i would have my parents walk in on me caz if it was the other way around i would go blind so i would go deaf by them yelling and also if i was deaf and was held hostaged by jessica simpson i would be able to see her in her sexy bakini out fit :D
blind as i already have eye problems..... in on parents... as id be blind it wouldnt matter =) ozzy... be a little amusing at least and diddnt he do drugs or something? could tempt his with some of thos i guess and then hed be too far out of his mind and you could sneek out of a window and run away (of course that would be a little tricky if blind but oh well may run into a tree or two but i dont bruise easily and cuts heal fast on me anyway =)
No Actually His eyes are real. They Actually Look Like That, They're not edited. He answers That question in his 2nd video. Plus in his videos when he looks away from the camera, his eyes don't get messed up. So you know they're not edited.
Lessee . . . I'd rather be deaf . . . Blind . . . Argh, that's tough . . . I use my ears and my eyes a lot. Okay . . . Deaf. I need my eyes to write and play video games.
Okay . . . Number 2 . . . Uhm . . . I'd rather walk in on them . . . Yeah . . . Thins will be forgotten.
Okay, hostage situation? Jessica Simpson . . . Because she wouldn't go eat a bat while trying to decide how to negotiate with the guys. Lol.
deaf, because i can read and i have learned sign language, i would rather walk in on my parents because we can both forget, and Jessica Simpson because i don't know who Ozzy Osbourne is...lol
Blind, I can still hear her voice. I would rather them walk in on me, cause face it, we all know it would be super disturbing to walk in on your parents, unless you have a really hot mom. And Jessica Simpson, because she would be more likely to try to save me from getting killed than Ozzy who just wouldn't care.
Be deaf because I like looking at girls, walk in on me cuz everyone needs to know how wonderful I am , and jessica, cuz she coul always trade sex for freedom
for your last question i would say...ozzy because hell that would be awesome and im pretty sure that the hostages have either looked up Jessica Simpson online or some shit like that but they probably haven't ozzy in person so yah... when you think about it that way you cant fail.
i would most defanetly want them to walk in on me because then they would be disapointed in me yah and i would prbably get the shit kicked out of me by her dad but then my parents would finaly say "hey hes not gay"
i would rather be deaf because I need my eyes to you know help me with all sorts of stuff but then again i really like music. Shit that's a good question well it doesn't matter... because im not deaf (well maybe in a few years i like my music loud) and im not blind but i might kill those too because well i might blow my self up (i like fire crackers) so in the end i would have to go with a little bit of both but i cant AHH WHAT THE FISH. il just go with blind because i like music allot.
i rather be a blind cus then i could be home chilling`n shit and then i couldnt walk on my parents doing it, atleast not see it , and then i would probly not be in a hostage situation. cus then i would be home chilling :3
wouldnt have to listen to my girl chew me out in an argument anymore, & id still be able to check out how hot she is.
#2- Be caught
its gonna be embarrassing either way but seeing your parents grindin naked on eachother... if u GET caught at least u got somethin outta ur embarrassment
#3- Ozzy Osbourne
Jessica simpson would start that "Chicken of the sea, tuna" bullshit & confuse everyone & get my ass wasted! at least ozzy could bite someones fuckin head off for me
This is diffucult for me because I'm a film major. I want to see films, but 70% of the experience of watching a movie is sound. But since music means more to me, because, you can live without movies, even though it's what I love, but I can't live without music. So I'd rather be blind, although I'd rather just die.
2. I've laready walked into my parents, horrible, but they are divorced now, so I could not walk into them. But if they were together I don't mind seeingthem fuck again...
3. Ozzie Osburne, the kidnapers are probably male, so they'd fuck Jessica Simpson, not negotiate with her. Ozzie could offer them more money and the kidnapers would probably let him go because he's that cool...
Hello again, I wrote on my old channel name before so sorry for that. I feel special that you tagged me. Will have to do my video over the long weekend.
2. Walked in on of course, cause I wouldnt stop the loving
3. Jessica Simpson might actually be a bitch, but Ozzy wouldnt be able to actually complete a sentence so he would never get the information of where I hid my chocolates.
1) i would rather be deaf because i could walk without accidentally tripping
2) i would rather walk in on my parents because if they walked in on me my whole family and parents' friends would find out
3) jessica simpson because i would offer her a fake diamond ring in exchange for whatever it was i wanted. it would be quite simple to achieve my goal.
1) I would rather be deaf than blind so I could still enjoy the pleasures of fucking
2) Walk in on them, because it would be MUCH less awkward. Instead of being hit with a belt I'll just get a sex talk.
3) Ozzy Ozbourne cause he could take a guitar and rock the shit out of them followed by biting the head off a bat in front of their eyes, giving them some mental trauma.
1:I would prefer being deaf because it would be easier to keep a job,you are more aware of you're surrounding's,and you don't have listen to your girlfriend haha.
2:I would rather them walk in on me,I mean they will understand but the other way around, noooooooooooo!
#1-I would rather be deaf. You can always get a hearing aid or something, but they really dont have any technology for sight loss yet.
#2-I would much rather have my parents walk in on me. Considering they are old, they would probably forget by the next day. If you were to walk in on them, that would just be permenant trauma [nasty!]
#3-I would probably choose Ozzy. All he has to do is eat a bat and the guy will be wicked freaked out and run away.
ok 1. BLIND because i dont want to see my parents faces in question 2..
ok.2 since im blind.... ill walk in on them lol..
ok 3. hmmm good question. at this point im blind and in shock so im going with jessica simpson.. (cos ozzzy scares me) if nothing else my Psycho (as i am the hostage he is the psycho) is attracted to her and lets me go to secure a date!!
(holy this one is tough for me) 1. deaf - you can communicate easier with other people of these two options. even if you were born deaf, it would still be easier than not seeing (to me).
2. get caught - i have been already and i think finding my parents would be terminally terrorizing
3. jessica simpson - i could probably convince her to take my place as the hostage for just a moment so i can go to the washroom, she'd say yes, and i'd run away forever! muahhahahahhaa!
1. I'd pick deaf. Then i don't need to hear my parents nagging nor my friends nagging and i can buy some stupid hearing device and its fixed!
2. Parents walking in on me. Maybe then they'd have a heart attack and die of shock. They alreeady wrote their wills so I'm all set. heh heh
3. If jessica simpson were to come to my rescue, I would not be in a hostage situation. I'd be in some crap reality show. The directors being the terrorists. btw i love your eyes.
Number 1: Deaf. If you were blind, you couldn't see colors, which I think would suck. If you're deaf you can't hear music, but you can sense vibrations, which can give you a similar experience.
Number 2: I'd rather have them walk in on me, because I don't have anyone for them to walk into.
Number 3: Jessica Simpson, because when I totally get rescued, (yes I would), she'd be thrown in jail or worse=. Teh heh.
1. Blind - I can get around without seeing.....I would hate to be unable to hear though...Couldn't live without music.
2. Them walk in on me - Okay...they are in their 70's.....I totally don't want to see that.
3. Ozzie - The dude's an insane prince of darkness.....always calls for a good time.
I know i can't win the contest (obviously its just a wee bit late) but i thought i would add my 2 cents in anyway
63301 1 year ago
blind
Pass
OZZY!!
XxLauraxLithiumxX 2 years ago
1deaf u can see
2walk on me its not that creepy plus they still have thier cloths on
3ozzy
421sparacino 2 years ago
deaf
walk in on them
jessica
deaf cause i wont to cee wat happening in the world n c wat ma friends n family look like well 2nd one dont wanna answer jessica cause u could outsmart that dumb piece of shit
giagit 2 years ago
1.Deaf, because I like to see things more than I like hearing things
2.Them walk in, though it would never happen.
3.Ozzy, because the negotiator would spend a lot of time trying to figure out what he was saying, and in that time i would escape.
DecemberOfDying 2 years ago
1) blind... coz then i can still hear the voices of all the people around me... and the ocean waves, the birds chirping (sorry had to get dramatic lol)
2) gonna havta say.... i would rather walk in on my parents because i havent seen dad since i was 4. so i only have 1 parent.
3) ozzy would make it sound funny with all the swearing so.... yea
xXMunkiiMooXx 2 years ago
the comp's closed, but I don't care :)
1) blind
2) didn't get the question
3) jessica. but only cuz I wouldn't be able to understand a word Ozzy said.
Jasonater1 2 years ago
WTF is with that voice.......sounds gay
limewire25 2 years ago
1-deaf because i can jus get a hearing aid
2-them walk in on me because if i waked in on them id be scared for life
3-ozzy osbourne because i like him better
bubaloow123 2 years ago
1 deaf
2 them walk in
3 OZZY FUCKIN OSBOURNE
hell yea bitch!!
koolkat999 2 years ago
1 deaf
2 them walk in
3 OZZY FUCKIN OSBOURNE
lolzking101 2 years ago
1. deaf
2. them walk in
3. this is a hard one because Jessica simpson stared in a acne cream commercial but ozzy stared in a world of war craft commercial, crazy but cool so i'll go with ozzy
worldUNDERcontrol 2 years ago
Deaf
Walk in on them
OZZY
...
Animeax 2 years ago
1. Deaf
2. Walk in on them
3.Ozzy
iuvrosa 3 years ago
1. Deaf
2. Walk in on them
3. Ozzy Ozbourne
JJR234 3 years ago
deaf
i walk in
OZZY
chipsparkypants2 3 years ago
blind
me walk in
jess
theeagleisflying 3 years ago
1. deaf
2. them walk in
3.ozzy
this is probably to late to answer?
fudgeu007 3 years ago
1 Deaf
2 Them Walk In
3 Ozzy
VenomCobraX 3 years ago
sorry im late commenting on this :(
id wana be deaf so i can move my hands around really fast doing sign language
id want to be caught coz seeing my parents would be the death of me
and jessica coz i cant understand wtf ozzy says
i wana be in a video clip pppllllzzzzz
AngelikBBB 3 years ago
1.deaf cause 2 reasons cause i could have a reason too just lay down on the couch and watch tv and cause eyes mean more the ears.
2.walk in on them
3.ozzy cause hes a smart person and not as dumb as the other person
you cool
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wasppridez 3 years ago
deaf: I would rather see so can still see the beautiful things of the world and at least i can learn sign language.
walk in on them: It would be so AKWARD for my parents to walk in on me plus by that time ill be out of the house.
and Ozzie: the peson would just get so ticked with him because the cant understand him and give me what i want, ha ha.
hope you pick chickenalfredo12
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1. deaf - so i can see pretty girls but don't have too listen to their shit.
2. them on me - cause they've all ready had to see me naked.
3. ....... - we're all gonna die.
DanoDanny 3 years ago
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DanoDanny 3 years ago
deaf
them walk in
jessica
XITEEE 3 years ago
1. Deaf, I love to live to the full, and seeing is too valuable to loose. My brother and his wife are fluent in sign language and I think it's awesome - singing is esspecially cool.
2. On them, I don't want my moment to be ruined and parents seem not to care what their children think so it's less of a loss all around, I think.
3. Ozzy, at least if he loses it'll take a long time because they won't be able to understand him and will spend most of their time saying "What?"
((Feb 2 is my bday))
DrummaBabe26 3 years ago
1. Deaf
2. Walk in on them
3. Jessica..
Nom Nom Nom
SantaFishie 3 years ago
1.deaf,eyes are more important to me
2.walk in on them,ive done it before so its no big deal
3.ozzy cause he`s actualy a smart guy,not the idiot the media makes he to apear.
cambothestuff 3 years ago
his eyes look like water trying to make the shape of an eyeball
Cyanidex3 3 years ago
waht are you waiting for fucker! lol
sapriousrevived 3 years ago
1. blind (avatar stuff don't worry)
2.That does not aply to me as I'm way to young to be thinking of that!!!!
3. noon I hate famous people....apart from you fredie :3
loveaball 3 years ago
your an idiot.
ibonezplayer 3 years ago
1. Deaf
2. Me walk in on them
3. Ozzie
Powerpoint12321 3 years ago 3
no kidding
sk8r4lifeyo 3 years ago
I will answer question numba 3. Ozzie.Because Simpson is a dumbass.
Keep Up The Good Stuff Freddy.
thespookypigletts 3 years ago
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This shit is pointless. This is just a guy with Maya skills and a voice distortion device.
Moshm4n 3 years ago
moshm4n,u r pointless
RACH08080808 3 years ago 5
And so was your comment as well, thank you.
Moshm4n 3 years ago
I was stumped on that 3rd question lol =\
anyway
1. Deaf
2. Walk in on them
3. have no clue =D, mabey jessica cause shes hot, but ozzie would be a laugh.
Frederick man your awesome =P keep it up.
KatoWcsdz 3 years ago
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u r gay
flinn12 3 years ago
to flinn12 U R FUCKING GAY,FREDERICK WILL KICK UR ASS ANY DAY FREDERICK FUCKING ROCKS HES AWESOME,SO SHOVE IT UP UR ASS MATE
U ROCK FREDERICK!
RACH08080808 3 years ago
1. deaf cause i want to see who im doing
2. they walk in on me (and since im deaf i cant hear their bullshit)
3. jessica simpson (i thing you know)
dodowner132 3 years ago
1. id want to be blind (this will be explained in my next answer)
2. id want to walk in on my parents (see im a smart one)
3. jessica simpson becuz id tap her wen it was all ova
angusmatthews 3 years ago
well depends if u get out of the situation alive cuz she will probably fuck it all up and ur smart for the first 2 answers
masterjp93 3 years ago
1.deaf because you can still be independent and you wouldnt need someone by your side all the time or walk around with a cane and you could always get a hearing aid
2.walk in on my parents because if i got caught id be in some deep shit
3. ozzy because maybe he would feel bad and let me go :D
3.y
shelbycakesss 3 years ago
I know the comp ended months ago but I'll answer them anyway because it's fun...
1. I would rather be deaf because you can get hearing aids but not much can be done for blindness (sorry if I offended any blind people)
2. I would rather my parents walking in on me. Because my parents have been separated since before I was born and I can see my father telling his mates that I'm getting some. LOL.
3. I would rather Ozzy Osborne. Because he wouldn't take any shit from hostage organizers.
warrener5 3 years ago
how can you offend blind people? they cant read!
sms23lvr 3 years ago
they read by bumps and things i think
TheEmpireOfJarvis 3 years ago
well i meant that they cant read what it says on the video. i did know that they read in brail.
sms23lvr 3 years ago
deaf, parents..., jessica sipsim lol
SpyGrl4Evrjade 3 years ago
johnnybigpimpin 3 years ago
ROTFLMFAO
Sexydrklord333 3 years ago
Aah look at you cocksockers, bunch off cheaps think you realy make a chance? You know what i want? Those eyes of Frederick, I think that chicks dig that.
Bardockisthebest 3 years ago
fred i saw you in the leader with that other guy you rock
used334 3 years ago
i love you freddy :)
richkawaiipikachu 3 years ago
1.I would rather be blind that way i can still listen to videos and movies. 2. I would rather walk in on them because it would be hilarious to catch them in the act 3.I would rather have Jessica Simpson be the negotiater because she would distract the person with her hotness then we could knock him out Those are my responses to your questions oh great leader
Carean14 3 years ago
I would rather walk in on them cause I'm used to it and I think they've already caught me but there not saying anything (well sort of)
rlim6 3 years ago
Hm.
For question number 2...
I'd rather be caught,
'cause both have happened to me
and catching your parents isn't nearly as horrifying as being caught in my opinion
o_O
xohugaholicox 3 years ago
how do u make your eyes big like that
pivotDX123 3 years ago
omg..
xoxDieHardGirlXx0 3 years ago
blind/i walk in on them/jesica simson cause shes kinda hot not really but hotter than ozzie ozzborn
lucascfilms 3 years ago
i ment they walk in on me
lucascfilms 3 years ago
1.deaf then i could still see things and the people i love. Learning to talk with ur hands is not as hard as learning to walk without being able to see.
2. Being walked in on because i have had it happen to me before and i would want to have nightmare of my folks doing it. EWW!!
3. I think Ozzy because A.lets face its Simpson is not that bright and she would get everyone killed and B. ozzy is smarted then everyone things. Great video Fredrick!
lilprincess1129 3 years ago
also ozzy cause he can bite the heads off of things and simpsons can only give them a chicken to choke if you catch my drift
RAcosta208 3 years ago
1.I think i would probably want to be deaf then i could still watch your videos, Frederick :D
2. I'd rather my underwear walk in on me so i could fight them and then laugh cuz i would win and put them in the washing machine, cuz they would be dirty.
3.Ozzy cuz he would just mystify them with his guitar playing skills XD
JOZZ145 3 years ago
1. If I really had to choose, I would be deaf. I would never want to be left alone in the dark.
2. Due to the extreme ass kicking involved with getting caught, I would rather walk in on my parents.
3. I would choose Ozzy straight down, because Jessica Simpson would somehow talk them into turning HER into a hostage. At least Ozzy would have stoner logic on his side, which can be handy at times.
Andacondo 3 years ago
.BLind
.HAVE THEM WALK IN ON ME
.Ozzy
Preacherx85 3 years ago
deaf, be caught, jessica simpson
sugarsweets9345 3 years ago
deaf,
be caught,
dummer
orngconty 3 years ago
wtf lol
skatersarahhowarth 3 years ago
i know its closed but i still want to answer.
1. blind
2. i know it might be weird but id rather be caught
3.aussie osbourne all the way
ironmanwalks 3 years ago
deaf
parents
simpson
unicycler507 3 years ago
blind
be caught
ozzy
yoyoyoitzkt 3 years ago
i know its too late but. i would have my parents walk in on me caz if it was the other way around i would go blind so i would go deaf by them yelling and also if i was deaf and was held hostaged by jessica simpson i would be able to see her in her sexy bakini out fit :D
phillipsouter86 3 years ago
(I missed your deadline but will answer anyway!)
DEAF! Because I currently embrace Deafhood and am learning sign language. If I became Deaf, my career goals would not change.
RoselTea 3 years ago
blind as i already have eye problems..... in on parents... as id be blind it wouldnt matter =) ozzy... be a little amusing at least and diddnt he do drugs or something? could tempt his with some of thos i guess and then hed be too far out of his mind and you could sneek out of a window and run away (of course that would be a little tricky if blind but oh well may run into a tree or two but i dont bruise easily and cuts heal fast on me anyway =)
textie5 3 years ago
its a prop and edited videos people...noones eyes can be that big in any part of the world
re4rockks 4 years ago
No Actually His eyes are real. They Actually Look Like That, They're not edited. He answers That question in his 2nd video. Plus in his videos when he looks away from the camera, his eyes don't get messed up. So you know they're not edited.
SandSiblingsOwn 3 years ago
of coarse they are fake!
skittlesandlove 3 years ago
I would do neather but i Have a queson for you and that is how come your eyes are so big and what is with your vois. Pleez respond.
GoldanCat 4 years ago
1/ blind, eye surgery ftw? 2/ they walk in on me , make em proud! lol 3/ jessica simpson, last sight before i get my brains blew out ^_^
archerpur2 4 years ago
1/death- I have the only gd eyesight in my family.
2/walk into them- im 13!!! mum will tell my sister, sister will tell all her friends, then mine...etc.
3/Jessica- ozzys a fat cow who has no talent, just her parents...
Domthy 4 years ago
blind so i can get laser eye surgery for no reason and my vision sucks anyway Them walk in on me because i really dont want to see old people sex
and umm ozzy cause he would spit blood on the dudes eyes
Pivotanimationman 4 years ago
blind-i am an musician and i cant live without sound
i walk in my parents-because i am used to it i walked in 4 times by now
either way u r never going to be free
6WildThing6 4 years ago
that sounded so zen at the begining
woolimustv 4 years ago
what are you waiting for fucker up load a comment
Sexydrklord333 4 years ago
he says fucko not fucker
poobearpanda345 4 years ago
well, i would rather be deaf because i could just breed a race of atomic walruses.
i would rather be caught because i would just be like, you didnt see anything and i would turn invisible and fly to the nearest meat casing store.
i would rather have jessica simpson becase together, we can hunt down ozzy, and be inincible! mwahahahahaha?
gangstarrpirate 4 years ago
Lessee . . . I'd rather be deaf . . . Blind . . . Argh, that's tough . . . I use my ears and my eyes a lot. Okay . . . Deaf. I need my eyes to write and play video games.
Okay . . . Number 2 . . . Uhm . . . I'd rather walk in on them . . . Yeah . . . Thins will be forgotten.
Okay, hostage situation? Jessica Simpson . . . Because she wouldn't go eat a bat while trying to decide how to negotiate with the guys. Lol.
Lairial1 4 years ago
ozzy eats bats
Pivotanimationman 4 years ago
I would rather be blind I make my living on my sight......taking care of pets and all
This question is funny because I am a virgin so good luck walking in on me LOL But I have walked in on them AHHHH
Ozzy Osbourne all the way Jessica may think the only way to get me out is to grab the gun and shoot me LOL
tabbykitten101 4 years ago
deaf, because i can read and i have learned sign language, i would rather walk in on my parents because we can both forget, and Jessica Simpson because i don't know who Ozzy Osbourne is...lol
thealmightyassman 4 years ago
Blind, I can still hear her voice. I would rather them walk in on me, cause face it, we all know it would be super disturbing to walk in on your parents, unless you have a really hot mom. And Jessica Simpson, because she would be more likely to try to save me from getting killed than Ozzy who just wouldn't care.
billy111890 4 years ago
Be deaf because I like looking at girls, walk in on me cuz everyone needs to know how wonderful I am , and jessica, cuz she coul always trade sex for freedom
Allister80 4 years ago
that's very scary
glitzylizzy 4 years ago
for your last question i would say...ozzy because hell that would be awesome and im pretty sure that the hostages have either looked up Jessica Simpson online or some shit like that but they probably haven't ozzy in person so yah... when you think about it that way you cant fail.
rpgnoobcube 4 years ago
i would most defanetly want them to walk in on me because then they would be disapointed in me yah and i would prbably get the shit kicked out of me by her dad but then my parents would finaly say "hey hes not gay"
rpgnoobcube 4 years ago
i would rather be deaf because I need my eyes to you know help me with all sorts of stuff but then again i really like music. Shit that's a good question well it doesn't matter... because im not deaf (well maybe in a few years i like my music loud) and im not blind but i might kill those too because well i might blow my self up (i like fire crackers) so in the end i would have to go with a little bit of both but i cant AHH WHAT THE FISH. il just go with blind because i like music allot.
rpgnoobcube 4 years ago
What the fish?
deaf, because you need to see to play video games and well, hearing's not terribly important because people can't annoy that way :)
xVoiceInTheDarkx 4 years ago
deaf ( i games more than music), be caught (walked in on parents once) Jessica Simpson ( who would not want to be held hostage by her?)
0N351N 4 years ago
my answer is %^&*^%$#$%^&*^%$#@#$%^
saster47 4 years ago
i would be blind
crankdatpennybank 4 years ago
i showed your video to my friend and now she wont stop watching you. she totally loves u !!!!!
waasup2day 4 years ago
Rather be blind, because if i was deaf I could not hear music. And music is a huge part of my life.
ChikHabit 4 years ago
id rather b deaf be caught and id rather have ozzy
aussiediver2 4 years ago
i rather be a blind cus then i could be home chilling`n shit and then i couldnt walk on my parents doing it, atleast not see it , and then i would probly not be in a hostage situation. cus then i would be home chilling :3
nornu1337 4 years ago
ZOMG ur eyes are so awesome
sparrow3717 4 years ago
deaf, so i can read lips and still comunicate, but if i was blind i couldnt watch anymore youtube videos.
Id rather walk in on them cos, i think its less embaresing that way.
Jesica simpson cos doesnt ozzy ozborn like bite off peoples heads?
lifesnova 4 years ago 2
1.Blind
2.walk on them.
3.Simpson.
Chidorix1 4 years ago
1.Because i love Singing and it wouldnt be right or good without talking to your loved ones.
2.Because if i'm doing "it" i wouldnt like my parents grounding me and scaring me for life,then also getting dumped.
3.Simpson..because she's a girl and i can kick her sorry girl ass. XD
Chidorix1 4 years ago
*fireworks as crowd goes wild over TrevorD801's answers*
TrevorD801 4 years ago
#1- Deaf
wouldnt have to listen to my girl chew me out in an argument anymore, & id still be able to check out how hot she is.
#2- Be caught
its gonna be embarrassing either way but seeing your parents grindin naked on eachother... if u GET caught at least u got somethin outta ur embarrassment
#3- Ozzy Osbourne
Jessica simpson would start that "Chicken of the sea, tuna" bullshit & confuse everyone & get my ass wasted! at least ozzy could bite someones fuckin head off for me
TrevorD801 4 years ago
Love the moustache in this one. You should keep it for future videos.
Okay, so... 1. Rather be deaf, because if I was blind I couldn't walk down a freakin street.
2. Oh my... that should just... not be legal to ask. I shall not answer.
3. Hm... Jessica Simpson. I could just say "Jessica! Look! A camera!" then she'd be distracted and I'd be free.
Shmebber 4 years ago
ill be deaf and walk in my parents room and jassica simpson
noddy6543 4 years ago
1. Deaf Or Blind?
A: I would much rather be Deaf, because there are so many beauty's to see in life.
2. Walk in on your parents? Or They walk in on you?
A: I'd rather walk in on them, because you know thats how you were made. Its no big deal.
3. Jessica Simpson? Ozzy Osborne?
A: Jessica Simpson, thats pretty easy shes like the dumbest person on the face of the Earth :P
Thanks Freddie.
meetbrooke1 4 years ago
blind, coz then ur other senses get raised to superhuman.
id rather be caught coz catching ur parents is disgusting and wrong i know.l
ozzy ozbourne coz if i chose jessica simpson shed probably try to sleep with the criminals
NelsonNeilson 4 years ago
mmm firstly i say luved it
deaf or blind?
id rather be blind
cos otherwise i wouldn't get to hear the funni shit that u say
who gives a shit if i walk into a couple walls
ur youtube videos are worth it
lol.
Mellie18592 4 years ago
1. Deaf or blind?
This is diffucult for me because I'm a film major. I want to see films, but 70% of the experience of watching a movie is sound. But since music means more to me, because, you can live without movies, even though it's what I love, but I can't live without music. So I'd rather be blind, although I'd rather just die.
hermioneghp 4 years ago
2. I've laready walked into my parents, horrible, but they are divorced now, so I could not walk into them. But if they were together I don't mind seeingthem fuck again...
hermioneghp 4 years ago
3. Ozzie Osburne, the kidnapers are probably male, so they'd fuck Jessica Simpson, not negotiate with her. Ozzie could offer them more money and the kidnapers would probably let him go because he's that cool...
hermioneghp 4 years ago
Good video :)
dendrophilian 4 years ago
youre a freak lol
jtmaximum 4 years ago
Hello again, I wrote on my old channel name before so sorry for that. I feel special that you tagged me. Will have to do my video over the long weekend.
Thanks.
TheSydneyLife 4 years ago
1. Deaf, cause I wouldnt have to hear whining.
2. Walked in on of course, cause I wouldnt stop the loving
3. Jessica Simpson might actually be a bitch, but Ozzy wouldnt be able to actually complete a sentence so he would never get the information of where I hid my chocolates.
Mike2nr 4 years ago
on #3 i would pick Jessica Simpson...she would probably offer some special hugging time
SWEETandHOTT 4 years ago
1-deaf, I'd hate to lose the ability to drive.
2-be walked in on, because i'd rather not be mentally scarred for life.
3-Jessica simpson, cause she a chick
inukahanroa 4 years ago
ok-
1. Deaf because if I were blind I couldn't see the beauty of your eyes ;)
2. Walked in on because i'd prefer to be extremely embarrased than severely scarred.
annddddd
3. Jessica- I'd tell her to get her best assets out and distract them while I sneakily escape :]
SooperTara 4 years ago
soz that was to magical sock puppet
hazyownz 4 years ago
1: deaf so i don't have to listen to people i hate
2: walked in
3: jessica simpson so that i can get away from anything i want and get anything i want
NoNoNorma 4 years ago
Deaf so i couldnt hear my mum in shock at me being chockers up me girl, and to see Jessica get her shit off bribing our way out of the shit.
ExplodingGing 4 years ago
idiots what an u do??
ladysman1232 4 years ago
1. deaf so i dont have 2 wear ear muffs at work
2. bust me cause if i busted them i would be mentally scared
3. i would take ozzie cause jessica would be raped and ozzie would get comfused and call out 4 sharron and she has at least half a brain
CDTfoghorn 4 years ago
1. Deaf AND blind; because unlike everyone else, I have magical powers and don't need my ears or eyes.
2. Parents walk in on me; because again, I have magical powers and would lock the door just as they went to turn the door knob.
3. Ozzy AND Jessica; because I would make them get real nasty on in front of the terrorists, and as they recoiled in horror, I would make my escape
Fred, once you've read this, send the prize straight to my account. Cheers
PeterC79 4 years ago
I would rather have the launch codes for all the Nuke silos in North America: thereby rendering all subordinate questions unnecessary. :)
HoraceLime 4 years ago
1º Blind, 'cause I can't go a single day without listening to my music.
2º Be walked in 'cause I bet my sex is miiiiiiles better than their sex lol.
3º Jessica Simpson, because she's so stupid I could just tell her that "chicken of the sea" is chicken and she would believe me.
MrsJohnston69 4 years ago
1)both so i cant see wat an ugly fukker u are and listen to ure shit
2)be walked i on so my parents can see how i knock everyone out with my wang
3)jessica simpson coz id rather fuck a chick than a dude
hazyownz 4 years ago
You're a disgusting dickhead so go take your idiocy somewhere else you sick fuck.
MagicalSockPuppet 4 years ago
yer fuck u just coz i have a sex life
hazyownz 4 years ago
Uh huh huh huh I did a funny comment uh huh huh huh I drooled on myself uh huhuh
PeterC79 4 years ago
1) i would rather be deaf because i could walk without accidentally tripping
2) i would rather walk in on my parents because if they walked in on me my whole family and parents' friends would find out
3) jessica simpson because i would offer her a fake diamond ring in exchange for whatever it was i wanted. it would be quite simple to achieve my goal.
screwyouiwin 4 years ago
1. deaf, so i can still see the ones that i love and how they'll grow to be.
2. To walk in on your parents, because it would be better than vice versa AND you get to see how hilarious they are in bed.
3. Jessica Simpson, because she cant see straight. lol? :P
AmberFlames 4 years ago
1) I would rather be deaf than blind so I could still enjoy the pleasures of fucking
2) Walk in on them, because it would be MUCH less awkward. Instead of being hit with a belt I'll just get a sex talk.
3) Ozzy Ozbourne cause he could take a guitar and rock the shit out of them followed by biting the head off a bat in front of their eyes, giving them some mental trauma.
rancemanx 4 years ago
I would rather be blind that deaph, cause I wouldn't sacrifice never listen to music again, plus I might be the "Daredevil" if i become blind
Walk in on them, then i'll have something humiliating to bring up when they yell at be
Ozzy Osbourne, cause the terrorists would only rape Jessica
Gummitotten 4 years ago
1. Deaf so I don't listen to your dribble.
2. Walk in on your parents so I could have a threesome.
3. Ozzy Osborne, even terrorists must feel empathy for the mentally handicapped.
fattiboomstix 4 years ago
Wow his eyes are really big are he a eilen?
Gummitotten 4 years ago
1.deaf
2.i rather them walk in on me
3.ozzy cause hes cool.
Breakerfall12 4 years ago 2
1:I would prefer being deaf because it would be easier to keep a job,you are more aware of you're surrounding's,and you don't have listen to your girlfriend haha.
2:I would rather them walk in on me,I mean they will understand but the other way around, noooooooooooo!
3:Ozzy cause he is cool and sooo funny! go Ozzy!
Peace.
KN0MADD 4 years ago
you don't blink
sarcasmo57 4 years ago
1) Deaf
2)I'M ONLY 12!! So I choose being caught (I've already walked in on my parents... *shiver*)
3)Dumb, I'm too smart to be dumber anyway.
ShoesAreFunny 4 years ago
...eww? Your parents need to be more careful.
Shmebber 4 years ago
wow realy damn im sorry for u man
Santuh1337 4 years ago
man you must have a BIG bong to do that to your eyes
VenomFangXposed 4 years ago 2
lol
Shmebber 4 years ago
1.Deaf
2. Walk in
3. Jessica Simpson
mikeymike93 4 years ago
1; That's unfair.
2; That's sick.
3; That's...actually quite a good question.
Wormdei 4 years ago
lol
Shmebber 4 years ago
#1-I would rather be deaf. You can always get a hearing aid or something, but they really dont have any technology for sight loss yet.
#2-I would much rather have my parents walk in on me. Considering they are old, they would probably forget by the next day. If you were to walk in on them, that would just be permenant trauma [nasty!]
#3-I would probably choose Ozzy. All he has to do is eat a bat and the guy will be wicked freaked out and run away.
snowbabi90210 4 years ago
ok 1. BLIND because i dont want to see my parents faces in question 2..
ok.2 since im blind.... ill walk in on them lol..
ok 3. hmmm good question. at this point im blind and in shock so im going with jessica simpson.. (cos ozzzy scares me) if nothing else my Psycho (as i am the hostage he is the psycho) is attracted to her and lets me go to secure a date!!
hope you like my answers
TasChic 4 years ago 3
Deaf cause I still wanna see boobs
to make my parents catch me cause I don't wanna see old people sex
jessica simspon she can distract them with her boobs
JPLord1 4 years ago
sssooooo I'm guessing your a boobs man?
wezz84 4 years ago
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obEyTheRuLeZ 4 years ago
1. Deaf. So I don't hear the wife nagging she has nice boobies I would miss seeing the twins.
2. To catch my parents. The nightmares are better than the living hell when my wife finds out about the bit on the side.
3. Ozzy. Ozzy can tell them to fuck off as he eats a live bat. the terrorists will think hes the antichirst and run.
VenomFangXposed 4 years ago
(holy this one is tough for me) 1. deaf - you can communicate easier with other people of these two options. even if you were born deaf, it would still be easier than not seeing (to me).
2. get caught - i have been already and i think finding my parents would be terminally terrorizing
3. jessica simpson - i could probably convince her to take my place as the hostage for just a moment so i can go to the washroom, she'd say yes, and i'd run away forever! muahhahahahhaa!
sexygeeky 4 years ago
1 . deaf ~ you would never be bothered by telemarketers again , since you could simply reply - Sorry i am deaf NOW FUCK OFF !!!
2 - caught ~ ive done it before so it wouldnt be a suprise :-S
3 - jessica simpson ~ ask her if bullets taste like chicken or tuna
brodez1 4 years ago
1.deaf, im kinda afraid of the dark
2.lol, be caught, at least i wouldnt be the one having nightmares!
3.ozzy, that drone of a voice could put them to sleep
queenofnumptydon 4 years ago
1. I'd pick deaf. Then i don't need to hear my parents nagging nor my friends nagging and i can buy some stupid hearing device and its fixed!
2. Parents walking in on me. Maybe then they'd have a heart attack and die of shock. They alreeady wrote their wills so I'm all set. heh heh
3. If jessica simpson were to come to my rescue, I would not be in a hostage situation. I'd be in some crap reality show. The directors being the terrorists. btw i love your eyes.
Tsunamae 4 years ago
Ozzy
dodo3070 4 years ago
#1-Blind, so then answering question 2 would be easier.
#2-Me walk in on them, because than I can find out who my mum is!
#3-Jessica Simpson, because Ozz Osbourne would likely be the aggressor and simpson could walk all over him with her boots!
filmaddict818 4 years ago
Number 1: Deaf. If you were blind, you couldn't see colors, which I think would suck. If you're deaf you can't hear music, but you can sense vibrations, which can give you a similar experience.
Number 2: I'd rather have them walk in on me, because I don't have anyone for them to walk into.
Number 3: Jessica Simpson, because when I totally get rescued, (yes I would), she'd be thrown in jail or worse=. Teh heh.
Shmebber 4 years ago
1 i would want to be blind,,if i was deaf i couldnt hear music,,,
2,either way I'm f#ked arnt I
3jessica 4 sure ,,shes got a great rack and i could do a runner while they are checkin her out
conedandstoned 4 years ago
1. Deaf : Because visual stimuli is gre