Heavy's New Weapon [Song]

[wizkidalex]

And this is my weapon. It fires $200000 custom tolled cartridges at 100000 rounds per minute... it costs $17,000,000,000 to fire this weapon fro 12 seconds. BWA HAHAHAHAHA.

HAH, you are dead. Not big surprise.

[dylandr1]

somebody bribe gaben

[QwimpySoft]

It's like a sewing machine..

with a gun.

[ManiacalTerror]

POOTIS

[porschefan951]

i also forgot to put that it runs off of nyan cats

[TheTrollFaceGuys]

in the end of the URL - lolz

[ytfareuhere]

POW!

[FreshP1MP]

Heavy's reaction to unlocking FMG-9 w/ Akimbo

[InfernoScythe]

I don't even want to know why type of bullets this gun fires! O_O

[jackthwolf100]

@InfernoScythe tank shells

[alcrd]

@InfernoScythe probadly oversized tungsten bullets

[IgorkubMASTER]

2000mm bullets :P

[adrenalinek1ck]

Firing THIS weapon for 12 seconds is what got the U.S. $15 trillion in debt.

[weegeerocks]

@adrenalinek1ck What the hell did we fire it at?! What would make us spend 15 trillion just to painfully kill someone with THIS?!

Maybe they lied about Osama.

[adrenalinek1ck]

@weegeerocks Simple, they named this new weapon, the Navy Seals. That way us Americans can understand it

[weegeerocks]

@adrenalinek1ck I understand now...

[REsidentVille]

This gun costs all of the country's wealth for 2 seconds

[Bowserkid45]

If this is put in game episode 3 will be delayed by 3 years

[OMEGA12355]

NUUUUUU WEEEEEPPAANN

[ManiacalTerror]

Lol! Can't bet 400,000 to the power of pootis!

[charmander0412]

1million rounds. 100% critical hit. instant kill. 1million to fire for 1 second.

[adrenalinek1ck]

Firing THIS for 12 seconds is what got the U.S. $15 trillion in debt.

[JohnGalt443]

How do I craft that gun?

[ErnieTheGreatest]

@JohnGalt443

63 reclaimed, 2 refined, 1 Natascha, 2 Mantreads, 1 Kritzkrieg, 3 Jarate, 5 Bonk, 1 Australium, 1 Nine Iron, 3 Scottish Resistance, 1 Bazaar Bargain, 6 Backburner, 1 Eternal Reward, 4 Frontier Justice, and 1 scrap.

[iornmaden101]

@ErnieTheGreatest You forgot about the 64 unusual haunted scrap.

[ErnieTheGreatest]

@iornmaden101

Don't forget 7 keys, 1 Jag, 1 Solemn Vow, 3 Name Tags, 1 Description Tag, and 54 paints (mix of ANY paint). "BUT HOW DO I FUCKING DO THAT WHEN MANN CO. SHIT IS NOT CRAFTABLE?" DUH, YOU NEED TO PAY 'SAXTON HALE' 2.9 (GabeN delaying joke) BILLION DOLLARS TO GET HIS LAZY ASS TO DO IT!!!

[iornmaden101]

@ErnieTheGreatest Updated version requires 23,000,214,322 Marrige rings.

[Hellfire4628]

Why have you left Sasha heavy? Why? She loved only you, yet you left her for... that hussy.

[RallyXRacer7]

ENGINEER IS BLOODY BRILLIANT!!

[ELO8880]

It's So small! I like the Small Heavy figurine on there too :P

[Derpiology]

Description says it all.

[WigglePuppyFTW]

Thats a big sewing machine...

[willman515]

look at it, it's so tiny.

[ErnieTheGreatest]

@willman515

TWSS

[itherapies2]

Hey look guys, its my new weapon!A big-ass sewing machine!

[digpoe]

New weapon; the impossible. -It's impossible to get into any map because of it's size. + it kills all classes in one hit. + it fires nukes, not bullets. - almost impossible to reload.

[crazymn321fan]

it costs $400,000,000.00 dollars to fire one bullet with this XD

[Wouhlven]

With Russia and Guns!

[ematter100]

that heavy is a boss

[KitaxNekoSama57]

YATATATA

TUDATUPATOO POW!!!!

[HaraldX123]

If it doesn't dispense sandwiches while shooting you migh aswell give it away for a single reclaimed metal.

[omgwtfbbq6666]

This is NOT dubstep AT ALL.

Dubstep is non-harmonic remixes of already made music.

(AKA utter fucking shit)

This is definitely House music.

[Scourgething]

I apologize the unoriginal comment but i have to write this:

It costs one country's entire economy to fire this weapon... for a one second.

[Golemoid]

tailoring machine?

[OMEGA12355]

NUUUUU WEEEPPUUNN!!!

[enriquevt1]

nive song, I laik it laik the sandvich

[RoboJohn500]

The song is the rythim at which it fires.

[johnermon]

I love dubstep



[DarkDXZ]

This shit must cost helluva of metal when crafting...

[jaxamillion66]

in soviet russia gun carrys you

[KaiserSehen]

@jaxamillion66 Just.... No....

[KaiserSehen]

@jaxamillion66 Just.... No....

[thunderBOOM23]

@jaxamillion66 in communist china you and the gun are carried by a dragon :3

[E3kHatena]

If it can't crit, it's balanced. ;3

[Berend219]

The people who disliked this were on the blue team.

[insanitydragon95]

this weapon does not fire bullets. it fires heavys

[Midnightclub3king]

I don't even want to know how much it costs to fire this for twelve seconds.

[RyvernRaigon]

@Midnightclub3king LOL ikr.

[ureyesrbleeding1]

@Midnightclub3king About the cost of the solar system and everything currently in it.

[Spiderpig2398]

@Midnightclub3king It costs $987,654,321 and 0 cents for one second.

And that's WITHOUT tax...

[Gigatronitorius]

@Midnightclub3king 10 DOLORS!!!! :]

[FrtHallN8ve]

@Midnightclub3king $400,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.

[QwimpySoft]

@Midnightclub3king Ten million million million million million million million million million million dollars.

[MegaSonicKing]

@Midnightclub3king 400000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000000000000 Dollars per nanosecond

[qMattp]

@Midnightclub3king you could probably buy a small country with that much money

[56sargis]

@Midnightclub3king 400000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000$ for twelve seconds

[IrreleventThings]

@Midnightclub3king

400 000 to the power of Pootis.

Just thought i'd let you know :3

[leventhefox]

@Midnightclub3king more than you weight in science

[porschefan951]

@Midnightclub3king it costs $bill gates

[DarthDeaTh0001]

@Midnightclub3king its probriblly over 100,0000 bilion for 5 secends ._.'

[bluejayy17]

@Midnightclub3king 400 million dollars

[TheAngeltsubasa]

you know you're amazing, right?

[DraganothsGrave]

Codename: BAM. :D (Big Ass Machinegun

[DKletsplaytogether]

Shoots Rockets As Machine Gun Bullets!

[alfredreal100]

Big ass gun

[YoshiTheBlue]

That seems very impractical.

[DarkDXZ]

It costs four hundred thousand metal to build this ZENTRY...For twelve seconds.

[Mo3goed]

My pc was broken when is list this song 9001 time's D:

[monoto7]

Level 20 sentry, only built by heavy's

[l33tshinobialchemist]

We are going to need muuuuch bigger guns.

[xBoB2017x]

HA this song is good... not big suprise.

[codbo1223landuca]

Y U NO Download?!

[Wysthric]

It costs $400,000 to make this joke funny for 12 seconds.

[myeddsworldfan]

Lol lol techno new weapon?!

[Dozer649]

is this level of epicness even REAL!!???!!

[bmar896]

how it can possibly fit into the map?

[ZzVinniezZ]

@bmar896 Magic *snort* *snort*

[TheRollingStoner91]

*enjoyed song*

[bentned]

RUUN COWAAAARDS! I FEEL AAALIIIIIIVE! AAAAH HA HA HA!

this is the true Iron Kurtain

[alfredblarzgh]

But will it blend?

[Cathexis256]

in the beginning it sounds like YOUUUUUU from soulja boy

[Mr37Kyle]

I hear this while playing Tf 2... my Kd is now twice as good :D

[suttinator2000]

NEW WEAPON!!!!!!!

[Madgegames]

just stand behind it. problem solved!

[kadapunny]

POW!

[MrGallade475]

@midnite12inc don't you dare call it dubstep. this is a hymn of the tf2 gods

[Hixarian]

@midnite12inc you forgot TUT-TUT.exe

[mattylikespie115]

@midnite12inc um hows this dub step

[crypticbanana]

@mattylikespie115 Because some people these days seem to think any form of electronic music is dubstep

[XanithTheSilencer]

@midnite12inc Lol @ people that think everything that involves a synthesizer/beat is dubstep

[ccourter]

@midnite12inc This isn't Dubstep you know that right?

[AwesomenessItself87]

@ccourter You're right. This is actually good.

[Djinnfest]

@midnite12inc

Damn this OS X.

[ZycalisMusic]

@midnite12inc not dubstep.

[MightyAMF]

@midnite12inc >dubstep

ah youtube where people think any kind of electronic song is dubstep

[midnite12inc]

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-POW!

[159tony]

PE-NIS!!

[EmoticonMayhem]

I think that thing is more effective for running people over than it is shooting them

[lezenfilms]

The "light" anti-personnel potato gun

[hk0O7]

5 stars! :D

[Audioworm]

The New Weapon

Level 100 Wet Dream

+Spies must place several sappers in different places to sap

+Mobile

+Firepower of 5 level 3 sentries

+Tons of health

-Slow

-Requires at least 3 teammates to operate

-Team loses automatically if destroyed

-Can't be repaired

[donovan3955]

@Audioworm Tons of damage you mean? With power of 5 triforce?

[DarkDXZ]

@Audioworm

New gamemode anyone?

[RealDruadh]

@DarkDXZ :O Titan mode in tf2!! :D

[blinx503]

@Audioworm no this need to be a new game mode

[littlebigkid2000]

@Audioworm Instead of an item why not make it a game mode?

[GYROMIGHT1]

@Audioworm Sounds more like some kind of new play style.

[groxize]

@Audioworm little more power and this could be a different gamemode

[axalara360]

@Audioworm requires 1 heavy and 2 engies to operate

[SergioSource]

@axalara360 2 engineers to control and one heavy to yell

and eat sandvich

[TheLPfan2000]

@SergioSource I believe that the cargo bay also holds 400,000 sandviches.

[killerman19880385]

Big gun for killing TINY BABY MEN

[111urnotme]

the fail of this though is he is obvious sniper bait

[nar00tard1]

@111urnotme new weapon has arial defense sheilds

[111urnotme]

@nar00tard1 true dat

[dukes432]

it would be almost impossible for the engineer to find a sapper from the spy...

[nar00tard1]

first military to build this is the new owner of planet earth

[Crewclock]

Seems like a lot of trouble for only three barrels.

[ihave5issues]

@Crewclock lets not forget each barrel seems to be roughly as big around as Heavy himself.

[moshspeggeti]

I have made a download to this song, download it here:

/watch?v=eLq4emkoVUo

[TheSander87]

MEDIC HEAL USE THE ÜBERCHARDCH

[TheSander87]

It cost $ 400.000 to drive this weapon for 12 seconds! :o. Yes I did copy that guy below but this one is better xD

[111urnotme]

i'd like to see a spy sap dis!

[armhammer2]

It costs $1,000,000 to drive this weapon, for 1 mile

[GoldenError00]

Love this song now Lol

[Bloodyidit]

GOD IS YOUR WHERE NOW, MAN?!

see it's funny cause soviet russia.

[gabedeal99]

cant believe you didn't make a download from media fire

[kennydiedthrice]

YATATATATATA

[kgunner900]

sniper: I GOT MY GODLY KNIFE heavy: *comes up to sniper with new weapon* where is your godly knife now?

[BartSimpsonBurgosMad]

Heavy wanted a vehicle. They gave him a Monster Truck. He said: It is so TINY!

And that's how Heavy had this.

[Waldo1c0n]

(look at his song thumbnails to see the weapon replacements) :P

[Waldo1c0n]

Lol,mod idea,Tank Fortress 2,anyone?

[02alexej]

jat tatatatatatattatatattattatatat­atatatatatatatat jat tatatatatata

[TheSlanderousGecko]

In Soviet Rushia, weapon carry you!

[VeteranPro]

@TheSlanderousGecko Fail.

[crazyipodxboxpcdude]

@TheSlanderousGecko its funny because heavy is Russian :3

[fromsovietrussia1]

@TheSlanderousGecko its Soviet Russia not Rushia

[VegaFox744]

@TheSlanderousGecko надоели со своей "советской Россией" =__=

[AwesomenessItself87]

@TheSlanderousGecko What is Rushia?

[29Evilbunny]

@TheSlanderousGecko Spellcheck Nazi said: Sorry, it's "Russia"

[joyce93700]

weapon of huge destruction level 999999999999999999999999999999­999999

[Jefrejtor]

This is better than everything.

[nar00tard1]

"you are dead, not big soup-rice"

[1991doomsday]

Is good dance yes?

[hurr48]

+ 1000% damage increase

+ On kill: all enemies stunned for 10 seconds

+ 200% more ammo

- No random critical hits

[misterkostya]

Sacha is a sleep NEW WEAPON

[kinggabe314]

is that my pencil sharpener?

[Velcrom1000]

If this gun was in the game I would murder EVERYONE >:D

[canthandlemystyle]

new TF2 boss fight

[0EEVV0]

-less ammo

+accuracy 89

-spin up time 20 minutes

-speed 75% slower

+spies sap 300x the length

+one bullet on kill...

+chance to destroy terrain

-spawn will be corrupted

-medics heal slower

+engineers can heal the turret

[ironhead696]

If Sasha costs 400000$ to use for 12 seconds i don't even want to imagine how much this one is going to cost.....

[pokemaster123ism]

@ironhead696 $1,000,000 for 1 second

[Iceydragon123]

ENGINEER TOUCHED SASHA!

Also the gun is a spy!

[GarrettTBuse]

how are you exposed to even hit unless your target is just as big as the gun or elevated to the same level.

[Degorth]

@GarrettTBuse if you look at the middle of the turret it has a hinge

[Pedroxx4]

SNIPER! fight me! i dare you...

[peterX2996]

Level 12 Sentry. Only Heavys Make it

[olicheese1]

@peterX2996 in Soviet Russia sentry make heavy