Unemployed Hitman

[getalife67]

I like the ninja XD. looks like me when I'm job hunting lol

[VikingVern7]

lol he shaves with a katana! Thats great!

[TheSkunkman420]

haha that ninja is funny

[brandonbug1]

CHECK OUT SURVIVING ON THE DOLE AT BOOKRIX.COM ITS FREE

[madra2]

This was great its even a great idea for a feature length movie what does a hitman do when he aint got work...well done and very creative. I love the effort you put into your work are you in film school Shy?

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

@SamDeRe81 And you call your self Sam

[ChicanoMaggot]

You should really make this into a web series or somthing, awsome!

[WritingGirl24]

1:45

NINJA!

[vict0r1ous]

wtf lame

[TheShantamGoyal]

A Hitman does everything with the suit on. Even shower.

A suggestion. I would have loved to see a barcode shaved off the back of your head.

[alanthealien]

This is how i imagined every thai person to get up.

[Tippingthevelcro]

The sad story of a hitmans life

[TheCarameltoffee]

Please gimme more of these episodes! I want to know the whole story.

[xr78g]

HEY SHY WHAT IS THE SONG AT THE END CALLED I HEARD IT BEFORE AND CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE TO GET A COPY?

[Midas234]

@xr78g The song is called " The girl from Ipanema "

watch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA

[StopMotionXTreme]

@SamDeRe81 Yet your occupation is unemployed?

[OptoOcto]

@SamDeRe81 You're a stripper... And you have children?

[foxyloxyBABE]

why is your name shyaporn? o_o''

[Shyaporn]

@foxyloxyBABE Because I'm Thai and that's what my parents named me.

[foxyloxyBABE]

@Shyaporn XD sorryy! i too have thai blood, but i dont have much knowledge of it myself.. XD cause im a mix? HAHA :P so what does your name mean?

[Shyaporn]

@foxyloxyBABE There's an easy joke here about getting a little more Thai inside of you that I'm going to refrain from making...

[foxyloxyBABE]

@Shyaporn ....?? o_o'' like how?

[foxyloxyBABE]

@Shyaporn Its okay... -_- i get the joke...... nice to meet you shyaporn :p

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

@Shyaporn I thought it was about shy-porn and you had an a typo

[SpinDizzyMR]

@foxyloxyBABE

I always assumed his name is Shya, and his channel and username is called Shyaporn because he's referring to his channel thats all stuff about him. Like if someone made a channel about tasty food they might call it food porn.

[foxyloxyBABE]

@SpinDizzyMR o_o okay.. so if you expose food on a channel its called food porn? :o so if i expose my spaghetti noodles its called spaghetti porn right o_o

[millg36]

@SamDeRe81 it says on your profile unemployed

[xr78g]

Funny as hell!

[stilesp1985]

@SamDeRe81 r u retarded

[popertop]

"I'm sorry, we really need twins for this assignment."

OMG That was soooo funny!

[Monikblessed]

I get your point. I think this is funny! I know how you feel.

[Shyaporn]

@SamDeRe81 What are you talking about? This is a fictional work.

[tejaswoman]

@Shyaporn Maybe the commenter is offering job leads? Knocking off one of the three bosses - someone who hit on her (him?) at the strip club - a teacher who flunked one of the kids. I mean, really, if these hitmen are really that hard up, you know?

[EghardK]

@Shyaporn Some people don't get irony ;)

[djkilldozer]

@Shyaporn Plus, I seriously doubt an actual factual contract killer/ mercenary would document their day showing illegal activities... That's just bad for business.

[openuniverse2003]

@SamDeRe81 You strip? And yet you have to work part-time at a grocery store? You must be either really bad at stripping or really ugly! LOL!

[BigLinney]

Oh God it was funny when the Ninja went "POOF"...!

[Entertekken]

Do you have a sword because your asian?

[alfaromeo17]

This should have 10,000,000 views already!!!!

[fLatLinEEE]

Brighton Beach, Am I right?

[Shyaporn]

@fLatLinEEE Yup. Lived there for ten years.

[CIZZREO]

K gianni you gotta leave this guy alone...ur the top comment on every video...seriously get a life

[giannivee1]

Wow man, kind of reminds me of major payne, you can do that one too, i think you would be much funnier than mr. wayans, but then again that black/asian clash..hmmm...your call, thanks Gianni

[articwolf123]

woah... i wudn't dream of getting my frens to dress like tt in public, but tt's what makes it fun!

[bohemianh]

better than what's on the tv!

[Metroid545454]

haha this song is some rip off of my frank sinatra

[Rodgerinho]

Funny stuff

[lvaxb24]

should have put ezio in the crowd :D

[MartyKemp]

Okay. That was freaking hilarious!

[famouspork]

Awesome,I love that kinda stuff!

[ninjiokoi]

66 idiots

this is great man :) good job

[suryakiller]

i did'nt understand who got the post?

[tejaswoman]

@suryakiller (in case you're serious) We hear the sounds of someone being killed, off-camera, so we're left to assume that while auditions for a killer were going on, someone else burst in and did the actual killing. Therefore, the post was "filled" that way, and auditions became unnecessary.

[seedlessfrank]

Sweet vid!

[rabbidryan]

lmao

[138NProgress]

this is great

[FourtySven]

very good

[yurdamannowdog]

I am unemployed too.

[dimics]

1:32 Lol @ the ninja peeking around the corner! great vid XD

[magic7894]

WHAT THE HELL UR DOING *SHOOTHING AND SCREAMINGS* LMFAOED!!! awsum u need to have 1000000 VIEMS!!

[colossalcock]

very good!!

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[gestor73]

The ninja... Kkkkk... Very, Very good !

[Ashoujfilm35]

Love this! I'm also trying to jump start a hitman series. It's on youtube, called Mr. Hitman. Check it out and let me know what you think.

[ndanick21]

Iv never done anal

[griffy2007]

Just saw your Survivor audition tape and thought you looked familiar. Seeing this one for the second time. Hysterical how the ninja disappears in a poof then peeks out from the wall to eavesdrop on the cellphone conversation.

[estebanaros16]

esto deveria ser una serieeee xD me rei como vil bitch

[tejaswoman]

re: the comment from @estebanaros16 - in case you don't know Spanish:

"this should be a serieeeees xD I laughed like a " well, that last word doesn't need a translation, now does it?

[estebanaros16]

@tejaswoman jejejeje thanks traslator man or woman, or something

[kikilolo310]

YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE

[54gfan]

that was great!!!

[FrazzledNiya]

hahahaa roll onto the train down the hall....poor unemployed assassin.

[dnc411]

is that joao gilberto towards the end?

[frankielopez28]

awesome

[22Angel099]

When he got out of the shower... XDDD

[littlebluestar1]

Dude...5* and subscribed. LOL

[kama101]

Lol awesome

[bookfrog1]

omg the nija with a headshot thats it im subscribing lol

[Indoornutt]

Is he sleeping with a duck at 3:11!? =D

[nocolourproduct]

@Indoornutt thats a stuffed animal^^

[LoonyLooners]

Awesome :D

[Thrillhouse345]

GAY!!!!

[mrbobjackson101]

5/5!

[BobsAutoRepair]

Killer...good vid!

[FunkmasterFink]

lmfao I love how he just finds a dead hit in a bathroom and sighs because someone got to him before he did. Five stars.

[crzybasketballman]

cool ninja sword

[randrigh]

heheh loved the scene of you shaving...

Roxy ;)

Ps. Happy holidays!

[angrypom]

Shit, man, why do you not have your own tv series?

(This is obviously a rhetorical question - I assume that you would have a series if the decision was yours. I mean, I would and I'm not even funny. Not even in YouTube comments.)

[rocospi]

Where'd you go Shy?

[TTSnim]

That was well done. The baby in the group and the 'Milk? OK.' made it all the more.... "Oh yeah, hit men can be normal people too."

Not that the "hero" of the short was normal. Sleeping in his cloths, very moment's notice man.

[titoxungo]

Great! your videos are awesome!

[SabreTooth123]

The shower part was great

[MrEnglishgodfather]

well that was a peice of shit and a waste of fukin time this is shit lol

[bope1980]

ninja is the best lol .hahahahahah

[xxxexcelxxx]

lmao nice work

[eldegarber]

the ninja....LOL

[Provocator88]

Nice!

[cowboyeilert]

loved the ninja :)

[giantpedro]

AHAHAHAHA

I love all the other hitmen and hitwomen looking for a job LOLL

[roninredshade]

Great video!

[Parzival7831]

Thats still totally hilarious and its great to see a "hitman" in a normal life situation like these and how you deal with it :D

Wanne see a series off the hitman and the ninja on television plz

btw Thx for all of your genius funny videos

[B0RNfree]

oh my god so funny, did you come up with this concept yourself?

[erockticme]

AJKSHKJASHJKAHSJKAS lol!

love it <3

[MAJMTCJ]

LOVED THAT NINJA REALLY FUNNY

[davidxx00]

loved this video...made me laugh and left me wanting more...applaud!

[MrOTB]

funny

[MasterOfRampage]

This movie was really funny and very watchable, alot of fun and great work with it!

[nycmaster1]

I repeat, You are a freakin Genius ! hahaha

[81Rob81]

Very well put 2gther and very hilarious!!! 5 stars!

[Notanothershv]

this was really great. i love the sword for everything!!!! ^^

[KoreanKidSteve]

dude this video is awesome!

[CassieMonsterCB]

Dude, this and your 500 impressions video...I'm subscribing. Nice to see someone make fun of their stereotype so well. :) quite funny!

[Graham454]

lol (alarm clock) beep beep beep SMASH, haha, you use your samurai sword for everything, like a pen knife haha lol

[ROBERTxDExNIGRO]

what was the music in here? reply if u KNOW IT

[Godspentacostal]

tht was really funny.

[lastrange123]

amazing

[MCBigglestv]

brilliant

[samuraigraffix]

great

[wolffenhaus]

Proud to be A. human (you are too, right) B. New Yorker-this city looks good on you. C. Unemployed? ...how about those dirty dishes huh...

[AAfilmproductions]

5 stars it was awsome

[pashaahsj]

Fix your search tags !!

You deserve more than 1,000,000,000 Views !!!

xP

[Shyaporn]

What should I have in my search tags?

[bloodlinehunter]

smooth criminal.

yeah, it fits somewhat, i guess.

try it

aka. the michael jackson connection

[pashaahsj]

lol maybe something more elaborate, like, cool most funniest best fire bomb kill short movie film production how why what when who where lol xd that is all i can think of i know its kinda dumb and misleading somewhat, but when people see this video, they will forget everything !!!!

tke cre.

this vid is awesomeness at its peak :D

pce out

xP

[PropagandaParade]

Killers death murderer film contest director movie funny hilarious movie short story job unemployed etc. :)

[Szczaqu]

@Shyaporn you should have things like boobs, tits, sex, hot lesbians, porn, xxx ,raywilliamjohnson, shanedawson :D

[makaveliforlife]

@Shyaporn The magical word "ASIAN"

[tejaswoman]

@Shyaporn No idea what s/he was thinking of, but I'd add "comedy" (even though it's already in the category), "humor", "sitcom," "pilot" and "Project Greenlight" to start.

[keirebu]

@Shyaporn just pron would be at least 800k then pink nurse murder blood shadow comedy action humor life, anything else is bonus

[iStealKookies]

Are you really a hitman?

[VicsTech]

nice

[MarioSlider87]

Shya you're a genius =D

[TamiyaGuy123]

That was absolutely brilliant. Perfectly executed, hilarious when it had to be, and professionally done. Why the hell does this have just 60,000 views?

[frugoo420]

Heheheeh ... nice

[fivestarfool]

Aw poor organized, payed, and skilled, assassin

[alfaromeo17]

This should have over a million views already.WE love you in dominican republic

[LizP1486]

The music add a lot. Nice choices!

[Hidey0shi]

Just out of curiousity, how many alarm clocks did it take until you got the scene right? :p

[Shyaporn]

One take baby!

That's how we do it DOWNTOWN!

[dmurthegreat]

....

[PsychoDragonX]

nice "cameo" by a mute "Ask A ninja" ninja... LOL.

[Shyaporn]

Well, I made this several years before Ask a Ninja even existed, but I get your meaning.

[PsychoDragonX]

HMMM... then maybe HE should thank YOU for the idea??.. Perhaps??

still got some good moves

[tea4al]

LMAO...do you live in china town ? nyc?

[bossisdead]

haha nice one dude, you've got stellar imagination and balls to match!

[seldomsleeps]

So well done! You filmed the elevator spot at the Golden Unicorn in NYC.

Love your braid....and fancy hitman moves. It's almost too plausible. ~_^

[Shyaporn]

Thanks. But what is the Golden Unicorn?

[Pandacomanda2]

Its a restaurant in chinatown with a Golden Unicorn outside. Mad crowded most of the time.

[StefanR112]

great video :D

and u have really long hair ...didn't see that in ur other videos

[tchanabc]

do you live in new york city?

[whatusernameisntused]

omg poor hitmen, didnt realize the economic downturn is hard on them too :(

[Thunderhorse761]

Heh heh, pretty funny.

[GummiHopse78]

The Ninja is the greatest...I nearly pissed my pants...Or when the hitman does his shaving with his sword...

Great work...

[magma4ert]

what the name of the song ?

[rev087]

Garota de Ipanema, by Tom Jobim

[yocobra]

you are really good, thanks!

love this...

[heimlich3]

:''(

Amazing!!!

[rainisrian]

nicely done! :)

[rev087]

Olha que coisa mais linda mais cheia de graça, é ela a menina que vem e que passa...

5 stars, this really deserves more then the current 55k views!

[Diaaakhana]

yeah.......thats why there is 56 thousand.

[raz96]

Good Sir, you deserve a medal...or five

[Dundertaker]

the ninja was awesome!

[p4cm4n182]

i love the ninja lol

[RodneyHampton]

Clever.

[TF2PTAka]

brazilian music XD 2:21

musica brasileira XD

[IRaNsFyNeStT]

yoo u from bronx??

[Shyaporn]

Nope, I've lived in Manhattan, Brooklyn and now Queens. Originally from Pittsburgh, PA, but I've been up here for a long, long time...

[IRaNsFyNeStT]

let me guess u in flushing?? lol

[koolkropek]

so sad! Damn economy! Recession time!

[Lydix9]

Oh my god the ninja! *dies from fits of laughter*

[fallagainst]

hahah 0:19

[chuanfamac]

keep the fantastic work up you are great

[freetutorials]

Every one of your videos has been 5 stars for me -- so far. :P

[flasher555]

5 stars.

[PyroPredator]

I love that part at 1:32. It was hilarious. Oh poor unemployed hitman

[Flyer2005]

@1,32 lol'd about ninja

[CaptainJohnBoggs]

rad and to the point! I dig it!