Eddie Izzard talks about the Queen of England

[Elliebet]

Lol!!!!

[Fjelstrup]

8 people are queens.

[ChasehaWing]

I think the queen supports this video!

[relmmih6]

so piss you thick paddy cunt.a war lmao your cowards and never had the btl to face us face to face.anyy daft vunt can snioer a soldier or plant bombs.thats not a war its called terrorisim.your no fucking better thsn those filthy murdering ragheads.id put the whole lot of you against a wall ad shoot you.baby killers thats all you are.

[borledx]

I believe the queen is visiting Ireland quite soon. I would like a British perspective on the reaction of the british people if Reps were to assasinate her?? Not that I would condone it. Shes a nobody really & not worth the price of a bullet, but still & all, id imagine it would stir up some shit storm

[relmmih6]

@borledx we would crush your shitty country to dust.

[borledx]

@relmmih6 You tried that for 800 years mate & failed miserably. I believe the Ira fucked ye out of the Rep nice & handy. Not only that but we basically assimilated ye, as 25% of white british people are from an Irish ethnic background.

[relmmih6]

@borledx learn your history the ira fucked us out lmao.you sir are an idiot.if you your so called soldiers were nt cowards planting bombs and killing innocent kids and mothers,and actually behaved like an army you would have been wiped out long time ago.british army had its hands tied.me personally i would hve gave you cunts the war you wanted.i would shelled your shit hole country with destroyers and the rasf bomb you to bits.oh and the uk is a prod country you beggars are a minority

[borledx]

@relmmih6 If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle but she doesny & the IRA defeated the might British empirwe twice. We're still here & we're going nowhere. P.S an awful lot of your soldiers during the time b4 you lost your empire & became just another average country were Irish. And they were the most highly decorated refgiments too along with the scots. Speaking of baby killers, 100,000 children have died in the Iraq conflict, how many did the IRA kill?

[relmmih6]

@borledx dont have the exact numbers but you lot have most certainly killed innocent kids,are you going to deny this?dont matter if it was 20 kids or 20,ooo its still a a disgrace no matter who does it.as for defeating the british army your clearly deluded.show me proof where you defeated the british army.your a fucking idiot of the highest order.like i said if the british army were not tied to rules of engagement and politics your fucking country would be a smouldering ash pile.

[borledx]

@relmmih6 In other words u dont know what ur talkin about, ur just guessing, just another fuckin ejit on YT talkin shite. There is however a video on YT called "shame on you British soldiers" listing with names & pics some of the many children killed by the Brits in NI. The IRA defeated the Brit empire in 1921 & won a Rep & then forced a deal in NI that means Brit withdrawal in de next few decades. P.s. I notice u ignored the 100,000 dead iraqi children, they dont matter?, u hypocritical cunt

[relmmih6]

@borledx why would i want to watch republican scum propaganda.im the eedgit.assasinating soldiers from a distance by sniper rifle or planting a bomb and detonating it from a distance or a timer,hardly constitutes a war.like i said if it had been a proper war you would have been wiped out.never once did you face the british army in a war footing.fuck you cunts killed your own kind with your bombings.as for the iraqui kids what do you want me to say?yes any kid killed is wrong.

[borledx]

@relmmih6 The BA dont have snipers no? They dont drop bombs on houses full of families in Iraq, Afghan, etc, no? BTW, the Anglo-Irish war involved no bombings, IRA flying columns ambushed Brit soilders at close quarters & we won. If the IRA killed 50 children(accidently) id be suprised. Your right of course no children should be killed. But your such a hypocrite, your outraged by the IRA, whilst ignoring the 100,000 that died in Iraq, not 2 mention the children killed in NI by the Brits

[relmmih6]

@borledx like i said you are terrorists plain and simple,and your biggest fund raisers were the yanks and they have killed thier fair share in iraq so dont be trying to blame british soldiers.fucking hypocrit is what you are.your filthy freedom fighters have no morals.blowing up an old man on a boat with hs 2grand kids and also a wee catholic boy doing a summer job.not to mention bandsmen and the bomb at a memorial service for the war dead.yea you keep supporting scum you proud of them?

[borledx]

@relmmih6 What about the Dub & Monaghan bombings, killed 29 pple, blew a 9 month old child out of its pram. Organised, funded & planned by the Brit intelligence. R the fact that brit intelligence virtually ran loyalist para's in NI who killed over 900 civilians. They never had the balls 2 tackle the IRA thats 4 sure. R Bloody Sunday, buthchering unarmed civil rights marchers r the ballymurphy massacre & we have no morals? What is Brit doing in my country anyway, who asked ye here?

[borledx]

@relmmih6 ON another note, i'll fill you in u on something most people dont know. Killing Mountbatton wasn't political at all. The communist GRU put a 2 million bounty on his head as their sick way of striking at imperialism & they wanted a spectacler. The IRA leadership were aware of his prescence 4 years & had no interest in him. The hit was given the go ahead by a major IRA figure(& marxist) Brian Keenan to solidfy his links with the commies. The IRA leadership never sanctioned it

[relmmih6]

@borledx never tried stopping it either.that you trying to distance yourself from the death of children again.keenan was an ira member and dont try to tell me that others in the ira didnt know it ws going down.anyway we will never agree so lets leave it there.

[borledx]

@relmmih6 Never tried stopping it cause they didnt give a flying fuck. Why should they? MOuntbatton & his ancestors have been responsible for millions of deaths in Ireland over the centuries. When Britain leaves Ireland, the IRA will cease to exist, simple as that. Brit has no right here & we have a right o fight you anyway we can, anytime we can, politically, militarly, economically, etc, etc. And if the queen gets killed here on her "royal visit", Brit will do nothing about it, NOTHING

[krackersdave]

I thought Eddie WAS the Queen of England....

[snowdrakon]

Fuck off and just enjoy Eddie Izzard's glorious comedy. :)

[jacktheripp76]

she made you a moron

now england's dreaming

[Englishjustice66]

She is not the Queen of England! she is the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain!

[mike3000gt7]

@Englishjustice66 Why do u follow a queen who takes your governments money they arent worth shit!!fuck kings and queens

[zombieporn99]

@everybody  obviously we all have common interests here; action transvestite comedians. Why does this have to be a debate? Just enjoy the clip!

[deadreck024]

I was under the impression we are all made equal so what the fuck is up with the CLASS system.upper class, middle class, lower class.Fuck that bullshit and fuck all you elite fucks who think your better than everyone else one day your demented worlds will come crashing down and no one will give you refuge or shelter you might as well be lepers.Fuck all monarchy

[ghtjdjdhfjeosnvcurth]

@deadreck024

Only a naive idiot or an idealist would believe that we were all created equal.

[deadreck024]

@ghtjdjdhfjeosnvcurth Are you better than everyone else what makes you so much better?Do you have extra arms and legs can u fly.We all come into this world the same way and we all have to die.Yes some people are stronger than others or smarter but no one is better than another.

[Xtapolopoketl]

We have royals that speed in belgium... yay us...

[neorich59]

I used to be a royalist and wouldn't've been offended by it.

I'm now a republican and I'm still not offended by it.

One thing Brits are supposed to be able to do is laugh at ourselves and other people's perceptions of us..and I think that goes for our Aussie and Canadian cousins too. It's a flight of fantasy, a what if and it's friggin' hilarious!

[RikkytheCoolKat]

@neorich59 compleatly agree! ^^

[chrismanify]

@neorich59 im Canadian and i think your right, but sometimes it can get out of hand

[Serjery15]

FUCK OFF I'M THE QUEEN!

[CascadaaXx]

The queen jokes were my favorite part of this show xD and I'm not even English.

[warrior16546]

Lol. Come on guys its a bunch of jokes.

[LaexProductions]

@dancingpaws1 I like how the punchline gets brought to the top of the comments now to ruin the video for everyone.

[utar88utar]

light up

[ashhel5]

Welcome to comedy. "Your entire life"? Hardly possible to judge somebody's life by how you see them on stage...

What's going to follow? All "action" movie actors are bad because they kill people for a living? ITS A BLOODY STAGE ACT!

[karuspery]

Ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[PapagenoJuan]

hahah I love this!! :D

[hmsoctopus]

Fuck off I'm the Queen lol

[HerBritannicMajesty]

She is a great lady who deserves a lot of respect.

[chrisdowneaster]

It's funny. There you go, justification.

[misssxcgirl1995]

lol wtf?!

[supermousesuper]

He's having fun...!

[jsnyder86]

I'm a monarchist as anyone can get and love the Queen, but it is just a joke.

Canadians and the Brits, is seems, love making fun of the "established, upper classes". Look at Oscar Wilde- essentially all of his works made fun of the upper classes. They are just jokes.

[AvidElephant]

@jsnyder86 you're a monarchist? I'd love to hear you explain that position lol. That's a sentence I've never heard before.

[XDsawabooXD]

woops i mean sexy not sex by mistake <.<

[XDsawabooXD]

bac in da 50's it was kind of sex....LIESSSSS lmao xD

[joffe88]

'Ey lady yer speedin'!! FUCK OF I'M THE QUEEN!!

[Nautilus1972]

@joffe88 Oscar Wilde was Irish so naturally he'd laugh at British toffs - they're ridiculous.

[kittyria7]

the queen was once sexie.  fancy the queen!!!

[bobsaget987654321]

"shag the queen" ha ha ha