How To Be Indian

[1jaruns1]

Change the title to "How to be movie Indian".

Learn about the country before making a video

[thejjb14]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[onlypunjabirules]

uou need a fucking lesson how to be Indian yo fucking american-indian i am sorry u american

[tumbakiran]

U are such an IDIOT. Just to be famous you make fun of your race this itself shows what kinda loser you are. You are showing 19th century India my friend.Look how hes done his hair somebody show him Hrithik or any bollywood Actors Video. All the likes youve got is from Goras. Live in your dreamland man, India is booming like anything LOSER

[squirrelskickbutt752]

a cure for ABCD....

[chopratejas1]

you seriously need to be updated bro! For your kind information, Indians speak CLEAR english, which is understandable, yet we dont make fun of any nation's citizen "AS WE BELIEVE IN RESPECTING". You might be of Indian descent, but Im sorry I cant give you the privilege of calling yourself an Indian. I pray you get enough sense and knowledge in your life, and BTW, ive spoken out each of these words that I am writing and they DONT SOUND the way uve portrayed :)

[darrenick]

this is the year 2012 indian=chinese=malay=philiphin­o=eurasian

so if u make fun of another race = ur saying your own race :D

[NDNguitarguy]

For men u must have a moustache, for women u must have a unibrow

|:)

[sweethotcandy29]

Thanks for posting. I am not Indian, but after viewing I can now pass for Indian.

[bibby2233]

u know something. i like the tabla sound. it makes my eyes dance.

[Super1337H4x0r]

This may come in handy later...

[NiTrOx7095]

Ya.. Thats what iam saying.. Nice Video.. Any way you are childhood freind of @TheYatin1999.. That makes us frendz too...!

[neel1566]

Due to the lack of friends, Nigahiga uses a lamp and Chester See uses himself and finally Geekslayer uses himself from a friend

[TheYatin1999]

nice vedio



[falconswinsuperbowl]

Don't forget, we say "v" instead of "w" so "what" sounds like "vhat"

[sonic99999101]

I am already indian, but i can't dance, don't have an accent, am not dramatic, however I can use computers well.

[demonropefruituser]

THis is so hilarous( even though I'm already indian.....

[siddharthtewari47]

Borrrrrinngggg !!

[Demigod8060]

LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OF AT 2:18 

[iceprincess1093]

*enters room and stares at camera*

"I have a moustache"

(talk about stating the obvious!) So funny, u made my day

[sidd6734]

he is the example of ABCD (American Born Confused Desi)

[FullFunRightHere]

@sidd6734 lol, I wanted to say the same thing but you said it all. :)

[chardikala13]

Please stop reinforcing already false stereotypes. Its not about whether its a joke or not. Its the fact that white people already see indians like this. And this video just hammers home their false opinions of indians.

[TheSouthAlpha]

another thing:

INDIANS CANT TAKE A FUCKING JOKE!!!!! they are still too DRAMATIC for this video. read the top two comment to know what i mean!

yes....i'm and indian

[ImASiMpLeToN188]

Are you punjabi?

[nameisblob]

Bday was 2 days before this video

[mrsfunnybunnyful]

I have a Mustache lol

[mmcphail1]

So funny!!! Hahahhahahahahah

[pv4640]

Dude nice, aaaaiiiyoohhh

[thelifeofcmjojo]

lol im an indian 2 and stop making mean comments this is really funny and its a joke people

[Deahanne4]

I'm indian and I still find this very funny, good job! And to the haters- this is just a joke, calm down.

[TheMrsMan1]

american eagle..............FAGGOT

[Vritika23]

VAAT AKKSCENT??? O.O

[Mush474]

Rofl this is crazy shit. Funny :) and i'm indian btw.

[chocolateluv13]

@velvetprincess18 it's just supposed to be a joke. he's being sarcastic.

[reannaisthecoolest]

@velvetprincess18 can u take a joke. I'm indian and this was hilarious.

[TheKhurana95]

probably saw 3 idiots



[Deahanne4]

Haha I love this...makes me laugh every single time :)

[impreetii]

twist, light bulb, wash the dishes xD

[impreetii]

0:41 LOL

[webkinzgirl9810]

omg 1:23 - 1:50 is my fave part

[webkinzgirl9810]

lolololol ayoooooooooooooooooooooo

[gagsbajwa]

you need an update.... u living in 90's

[evolveinside]

Ganges water: side effects include cholera, typhoid, diarrhea etc.

[CaribbeanAMVArtist]

lololololol

[prayarao]

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

[prayarao]

thats a long last name

[prayarao]

i love being an indian

[AznMango96]

Indians represent =D

[jainmanishindia]

bitch , get ur head straight, bloody disgrace



[mohammedfawwaz]

Lmao! xD hilarious! nicee work :D

[jaxonmiller1]

1st time i watched this i could only hear the music

[AllThisMadness18]

Ok I'm an Indian but when he started talking about computers my brain totally just blanked right out.... I mean I didn't get one word lol so I guess no computer engineering for me lol

[Shazzyb0y14]

AAAYOOOOOO!!!

[MissElizabethRussel]

Step 1: Ch.. *You're my Chammak Challo!* Check

Step 2: um..check

Step 3: Via the unqiue properties of the broadband connection I am able with the aid of the IP adresses to access the world of cyberspace and..ok check

Step 4: This can only mean one thing........

I must be Indian. Now!! Let us...*Dance!!!*

[sk8freak971]

are u frm MBIS ??

[iGwynethDDD]

I rather Shake than twist and lightbulb.

[Rithin101]

I'm Indian and I've been using computers since I was 2...I just understood what you said during Step 3 since I had to use uncompressed folders on Lord of The Rings Online...and I don't have a weird accent...I sound normal...I don't really want to grow a beard...and I don't have a long name or a weird name...I don't like dancing...but I am smart with computers...there's this one guy in my class who has a weird name, sounds weird, isn't smart with computers, but I don't know if he dances...

[shivangkmehta]

my shit is better than this video!

[roserox92]

Saale, apne desh ko badnaam kar rahe ho? -.-'

[92shreyu]

Luk like ua frm mumbai....i mean ua dad.....sahasrabuddhe......r u maharashtrian?.....or wat.....!!!watin 4 ua reply.....BTW gud wrk bro.....like ua all stuff including that Pitbull - Give Me Everything Parody......hell ya....:D

[milkismysecret]

@ForestForever .. then why the fuck are you dissing your own country? bhen chod sala

[sanu119]

I love how indian people speal english! I know the accent but I am not an Indian lol!!!

[hitesh1529]

werent there suppose to be 46 steps???.....lol

[SpanishPetal]

Dude, you know what? I'm Indian and that was hilarious.

[im2bored2bored]

really ppl you make fun of us we r indian and you just laugh you know whats really funny when someone makes fun of you then you get mad!!

[snowflakerice]

If you want to be a Indian for real,you have to read the Hindu bible and learn.pledge the oath but I'm sure u won't change your religion

[snowflakerice]

Is this suppose to be funny? Because there is really nothing funny about.I'm a muslim and I would always be a Muslim.I have an American accent and American appearance,I eat American and Muslim food and wear both American and Muslim clothes like bangles sari.Also a question needed to be answered is: Are you making fun of Indians even though you might be an Indian yourself? This vid is cool and the first vid I've seen in all of ur vids.

[milkismysecret]

@ForestForever :- at least we get jobs easily!

Unlike whichever reject country you are from.

[ForestForever]

@milkismysecret I'm from India. Have a nice day!

[PSRBF6]

So obvious that you used Final Cut Pro.

[helloweakly]

OMYGOSH! when i was little i loved that song at 0:35 i would dance to it everyday XDD i still dance but its more like, Everyday I'm SHUFFLING :)

[monkeyonamission8]

19 ppl don't know how to be indian

[imdakid97]

when you recited Shakespeare i flipped a tit and started to cry it was so funny

keep it coming man

[maheen97]

lmao too funny!!

[MrMastermind399]

I meant to say 0:32

[Coolerdude46]

@MrMastermind399 tunak tunak tun

[MrMastermind399]

What's the name of the song at :32

[rAdiOAcTiVepLum1]

where u from?

[FnMSSproductions]

@rAdiOAcTiVepLum1 -_-.... France :P

[server2k3]

hello I am an indian and I a racist too:-) ,

[Mrtteb4s2]

You forgot to explain how to have the body odor.

[KumarProduktionZ]

thank god u specifically said "Stereotypical" indian ... cuz im and indian living in india ... and believe me ... none of it is true ... well ... except for the dancing part lol :P

[MrAshthebest]

Piss off u dumbfuck

[DISgirlGOTswagga]

RAJ IS AWESOME <3 <3

[bryanrodes]

You are just too funny. :D

[meenakshikukreja]

very dumb

[princesssugandha]

sean = seen

john = jone

todd = toad

but ramkrishnabhagwan is still ramkrisnabhagwan

LMAO!! EPIC

[MikiKatX]

I LOVE YOU, my frends indian and im gonna show him this , its so hilarious. I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU GEEKSLAYER :)))

[wittgenstein83]

hahaha! I hate stereotypes, but this video has good/funny intentions. thanks for the laugh (a non-indian :))

[mermaidlover24]

Well not all of it ...lol

[mermaidlover24]

I'm Indian and this is true

[liamovideo]

thumbs up if your indian because indians rule

[funky657town]

i am so lucky to be be 1/2 indian

[jacob600100]

Your awesome i want to meet you

[MsMegaKool]

OMG i love your videos. I show this to my friends all the time so we can revel in our desi pride which you demonstrate so amazingly! I really wish the haters would stop posting such negative comments because they really do not understand the comedy and the satire that you are portraying. Keep on making the amazing videos :)

[peacebluestar]

dude u should get a partnership!! ps i like curry! :p

[Paragdoom1]

Dude, american eagle.

[raaj612]

WHAT A FAAGOTTTTT... yes go Wash the dishes.. u paki bastard....

[navin19971]

@raaj612 Dude, he's indian not Paki. Get it right...

[raaj612]

@navin19971 yo mate.. you are in Australia so.. come in UK ur called a PAKI bastard.. it is the truth..

and how many times u got stabbed in there??? lol

[navin19971]

@raaj612 i'm not indian btw. its only the ppl with the accents that get stab. True Fact...

[AlbinJi]

@raaj612 PAKI IS SHORT FOR PAKISTANI, TAKING THE 'STANI' OFF PAKISTANI, WE END UP WITH PAKI.

GET IT? YA, I KNOW, DON'T WORRY! IT MUST BE HARD FOR U COS UR A CRACKER. BUT EVEN AMERICANS GET IT, ITS JUST U SAD BRITSSSSSSSSSSS

[einalwaysthere]

i was drinking coke when i saw him dance for the first time and splash everything out

[ForestForever]

most horrible accent to listen to, which is why customer service jobs are filled by Indians...so you'll hang up more quickly

[Geekslayer73]

@ForestForever -facepalm- dumb

[23Petrelli]

@Geekslayer73 facepalm - you think you're being original making these videos

[drummerboy1696]

ma chuda ..

[Thehyena97]

@ForestForever racist bastard

[23Petrelli]

@Thehyena97 How's that racist? It's a horrible accent. I could be Indian for all you know. It's my opinion.

[yopranay]

@ForestForever Your retarded... Indians work at call centers dumb ass

[23Petrelli]

@yopranay Firstly, it's call centres. Not call centers. If you're going to write in the English language at least do it right. Secondly, what do Call Centres offer customers? That's right..... customer service. DUMB.............ASS.

[yopranay]

@23Petrelli I maybe a dumbass but atleast im not illiterate... Its Call Center retard... not everyone in the world is from Britain.... Maybe you should think of that first...

[ForestForever]

@yopranay Yawn, you've done your job. I'm bored now. Congratulations.

[TheQueeen2]

@ForestForever you dumb peice of shit go kiss ure ass for fukin pirk bitch

[ForestForever]

@TheQueeen2 Thank you for your sweet message, I particularly liked the fact you called me dumb, yet you cannot spell properly. Would have preferred more swearing and insults too, but never mind. Next time....

[edboysega321]

its true. i told someone to plug in the network cable and she had no idea what the network cable was lol

[lexstayunite]

U forgot the bobble head thing. xD

[chimpman67]

When I attempt an indian accent I sound either Russian. Or Scottish

[indianawesomeness]

funny how he's wearing an AE shirt

[mcandoniswamy]

haha i have a mustachhhh :p :p

[Skyathaniel]

How to be an Indian

Step 1) Be Random

Step 2) Repeat step 1

[kukubird92]

@Geekslayer73 indians are smelly as well...

[sheryllpaul]

@kukubird92 well that's the most racist comment i've ever heard. How dare u insult indians?!?

[kukubird92]

@sheryllpaul its not racist its fact ! u are one of the smelly indian as well

[AgesNew]

@kukubird92 Wow...so you're generalizing again? Honestly, I'm pretty sure you're anti-gay too right? Ahh...always love to hear the idiotic ramblings of a bigot...

[pavsharm]

TUNAK TUNAK TUN DA DA DAAAAAAAAA

[TearsForLosers]

HAHHAHAHAHHA

[SuperNnad]

AIYOOOOOOOOOO

[Papayarx]

genius!

[nikkiXx19]

Im indian, but this is a faill!!!!!!! : )

[aLphaMac07]

This is so far the best of your videos! Be sure to post more!

[dramione1996]

This is one of the few YT videos that has made me laugh out loud! INDIANS REPRESENT!!!

[amankhancool]

@Geekslayer73 dude ur awesome where u live now

[amankhancool]

wow now i realise dont be an indian 

[mahir100]

LOLOLOLOL i was laughing to death when you started reciting shakespeare.

[Sudipta5fast5bowler]

What Video software do you use?

[orangecheese123]

LOL This was funny!

You no on the video of how to be idnian (old) How did you get two of you in the same video?? that was so cool. please tell me! and please if u have time check out dis channel!! thanks ps your awesum!

[wdtvliveplusFL]

YOU DONE, SON.

[MrJatind3r29]

@Suri412 Endlich angesehn was? :D

[samsta001]

Twist twist, twist twist, twist twist hahaha

[XxLilypupuxX]

LOL "8 out of 10 Indians are engineers"

The other two are doctors ;P

[sanjnish25]

that's just how cool we are...

[Prijanga]

can you upload the video with audio? :p

[ishkabible45]

@Geekslayer73

wat language do u speak

[edboysega321]

its true i know a ton about computers

[redtiger434]

@edboysega321 hell yeah

[jedidia6]

INDIAN FALCON KICK!!!

[ikjottagore]

First name: Sujesh

LAst NAME; Devdasassahasrabuddhesshanti curry soooooo funnnnnnnnyyyyyy

[bit2spam]

do a piece on Rajesh from big bang theory..you will fit in easily and will get great number of views..

[MrJatind3r29]

I dont know but do the people now think indians are bad? -_-

[MrNickgreen12]

3 people cant get the hang of being indian

[paulp9981]

Ur hilarious dude.  Keep makin em

[TheLaisama]

you have to be able to look in the mirror and laugh at yourself ~~the wisdomish words of ShaneDawsonTV

[GummiBearr1]

Ay-ohhhh! 2:59 =D

[justaniceguy92]

lmaoo

[SuperFuturestar101]

lol rofl 

[desigirl247]

i hate how the music is blocking out what he's saying

[BhanuHabbo]

XD

This was brought to you by, Ganges Water.

omg. I love the Ganges Water Commercial. Makes me want to do one XD

[miss96TN]

We Indians love Bargains and we can never buy something without one! :D