Britain's Got No Talent Part 2

[enferss]

Wha is the song at 5:27 ?

[elghlilou]

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THESE THINGS TO THEMSELVES

[Anthrax1666]

7:30 what the HECK ?!?!?!?!?!!

[IdunnoJu]

-How old are you?

-60

-And why are you here?

-I dont know... just bored i guess :P

[Demonichu]

loved the old man :DDDDd

[1966Daywalker]

Onelook at the blonde guy and Simon's reaction and my chips went all over the screen.

[017SHAMe]

i want 3  middle fingers like the man with the braided beard

[Wuffletronics]

@017SHAMe In other areas not in America, such as Britain, that move is the equivalent of flipping someone the bird. 8D

[bongotromme]

WHAT IM I? SHOUT IT TO ME - MONKEY!

[BradyHuangful]

What kind of talents are that ? LOL XP

[xXPhsycoWolfXx]

1:34 that cats face is priceless XD

[ROLNIKxPL]

1:46 epic stare

[Crosstone123]

Curse them . Its not like they can do any of those right ? -im talking about the judges

[Summerclass3]

You're sitting on your cat...

[Mashfan6507]

Those cats were soooooo cute :D :D :D

[ILoveTakeThat5]

Well, at least this is still waaaay more talent than the dumb wanna-bes in America.

[sebarden]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhh cross dresser

[tucan2704]

the only i now, Amanda is my love. hello from Mexico baby

[UMadNiga]

@tucan2704

el taco language is ugly

aka your useless as fuck

mexicans are useless people

if i dropped a coin the whole village would get it from your street

[SERCHSOS3722]

@UMadNiga Your ass must be replaced by your mouth 'cause it's taking out more shit than a fucking flock of doves in a statue!!! Shit up bitch!!! Yeah I'm mexican and i'm sure than I'm are a billion times more useful than ass holes like you, FUCKING RACIST!!! VIVA MEXICO AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING COMMENT DEEP INTO YOUR ASS FUCKING USLESS IDIOT!!!

[UMadNiga]

@SERCHSOS3722 REEVOLUUUSHEEEYOOOON

[SERCHSOS3722]

@UMadNiga Ha! Come on and make me a favor!! GET A LIFE, you poor crap!! Just people like your kind are those ones who don't know to do anything, just to bug others and nothing else. I can stake you that you are a poor failed ass hole who hasn't achieved anything in his life, or perhaps something different, but similar. But anything that it is, it doesn't remove the crap of your head and of your entire person.

[UMadNiga]

@SERCHSOS3722

ok

[UMadNiga]

@SERCHSOS3722 your useless.

since when did useless things make change in the world anyway lol.

i shouldnt have dropped the coin in your street

[SERCHSOS3722]

@UMadNiga Me doing usless things? Which ones?? You are the one you are doing so, retard!! What can you find as useful to hate mexicans without reason hughh?? Take up your fucking coin, take it inside your ass, and shut up!! Huh and please, mention a thing in which you are useful. I guess in nothing. Neither in insluting people you're good.

[Gfunk839]

@UMadNiga

Stop trolling because you a sad, unfulfilled little fuckstick who no one likes. Get a life you

PieceOfShitCumEatingAnalBreath­ingInbredTinycockFuckjob. Why make such comments on the internet? Does it make you feel good? Fuck off and die please.

[UMadNiga]

@Gfunk839 you mexicant make me :p useless thing

[SERCHSOS3722]

@UMadNiga Have you ever gone to school?? LEARN TO WRITE AT LEAST!!! SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOU IN HERE AND IN ANYWERE. Go to... hmm... I don't know... to eat crap maybe. It's more useful than all your fucking life.

[SERCHSOS3722]

@Gfunk839 Yeah!! It makes @UMadNiga feel good, because he's nothing in this world. It hits him like an axe that everyone on Earth is a thouand times better that him. HE IS NOTHING!! THAT'S WHY HE IS WHAT IT IS!! A FUCKING CRAP WITHOUT A LIFE!!

[UMadNiga]

@SERCHSOS3722 you mad el taco'

i dun speak taco language you mudball

go find coins in the streets or something

[SERCHSOS3722]

@UMadNiga FUCK OFF!! WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND!! WE CAN'T CONTINUE COMPARING YOU WITH SHIT BEACAUSE YOU AREN'T EVEN THAT!!! GO AND FUCK YOUR WHORE MOTHER YOU BASTRD, WASTE OF JIZZ!!

[UMadNiga]

@SERCHSOS3722 i found a research, saying that the difference of a mexican and a bucket of shit, is the bucket.

i wish you understand that...

[SERCHSOS3722]

@UMadNiga SO SHOW IT. I WAN'T TO SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES! SHOW THE FUCKING RESEARCH!! YOU PRODUCT OF A BITCH AND A BROKEN CONDOM!!

[UMadNiga]

@SERCHSOS3722 umad

[SERCHSOS3722]

@UMadNiga lol.

[Gfunk839]

@SERCHSOS3722

Don't argue with him bro, just leave him to his sad life.

[IamKindaAngry]

OMG CROSS DRESSER!!!!!

[AQreachOps]

what??

[nilupul0]

i hope that cat kiss her ass

[casdol2]

pause at 0:17 

[nilupul0]

@casdol2 hey wat he was looking for that woman.is it her ass or assshole

[zzwhiteboitt]

i wanna see a singing chimpanzee

[TheNethero]

That happens to any cat when you put a leash on them

[samsonbenson12]

I thought the one with the girl who wanted to be an actress had a little talent. I can imagine how she felt. I feel so bad for her.

[xuan99xuan]

6:10 SIMON!

[Spriggangirl]

7:28 *silence*....XD

[stompy1208]

"are you sitting on your cat?"

[SuperLucybabe]

ant and dec are so cuteee xD <3

[StraightFromKosova]

ajajajajjja this is funny

[hypokelum]

stupid fucks ..

[Pirouzi]

loooool simons face @ 4:52

[ledheadlover]

cat lady = stupidest woman ever?

[MissAddicted2Music]

4:29 --> What does it mean?

[TheSpearChuckah]

6:13 "so that the weiner will get to perform in front of the royal family." sounds classy.

[LouisKing995]

the cats just dont give a shit do they :P

[SuperDrummingdude]

1:50 My god that cats eyes are blue, yikes!

[MrSuperbatman12345]

had to get some one to carry my pussy for me O.o

[ShadowoOfBlood]

BIG...PRIZE

[lukawski100]

you should be invaded

[carlangaz007]

jajajjajjajaja

[RedDwarffs]

@carlangaz007 jajaja? huh

[kauverify2]

@RedDwarffs

Spanish laughter. J is pronounced like an h in Spanish. :D

[Kelissa44]

huh?

[ddvidmaster]

These people are kind of ridiculous

[pepperbunny14]

@psychopath667 fuck you

[daniel91pereira]

seems that no amount of pussie is going to save jackie

[Maerahn]

Oh dear god... please PLEASE never let America see this.... !

[pepperbunny14]

@Maerahn well.... Canada saw it...

[NonnyMus1]

60?! The yoga guy looked like he is 80! So much for restoring Britain's place in the world. 

[devioscris]

The sad thing about the last act is that in America he would get a yes.

[OMGitsFMA6666]

@devioscris Clearly a brit, mad his country sucks complete ass.

[devioscris]

@OMGitsFMA6666 Actually no I'm from America but it's true he would get a yes if howie piers and shannon were the judges

[TheLedCan]

@devioscris Yeah they would've just like with that Sambi guy on americas got talent thid year.

[devioscris]

@TheLedCan Haha yeah i was thinking of him when I saw that act.

[Do1phinDreamer]

I want to stroke the cute cats, especially the one who was sat on! X( For the sake of all vegetarian animal lovers, I'm glad she was stopped! You can do that with dogs because they can be trained, but NOT WITH CATS!!!!!!!!!!

[gurleegurl98LH]

oh my....

[1993gtx]

OMG SHE SAT ON THE FUCKING CAT ROFL!!!

[NaseefTVsVIDs]

amanda didnt want 2 say thats it it it she wanted 2 say thats ick ick ick

[Smartpowerfulgirl]

@scooma1 -FUCK  ONLY U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND FUCK ALL OTHER MENEN-SHITARRO STINKY NASTY BASTARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KOBELITCH!!!!!!!!!!! DUMB DEVIL DICKKTCH ASSES HORES!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT UPPP AT LEAST & DIEEEE ALL U EVIL FUCKING, DUMB DICKTHS SCUMS JERKS!!!!!!!!! AND NOT Fuck ANYONE EXEPT ONLY U &YOUR MALE(KOBELITCH) PART OF family !!!!!!!!!!!

[OVee91]

ROFL @ that one cat. That cat really don't give two sh*ts for her or the show!

[sarahann8001]

do one for 8 girls no cup, 2 girls 1 finger, 4 girl finger paint

[connorsky1]

aha someone had to carry my pussy for me

[SuperSmallworldsgirl]

did the old man do the number 3 bc tht means fuck you o.O

[iren479]

ahhahhaahahahhaahhaha poor dec

xd

[sparkleyasmeen]

Its just to monsterous for words :) I love that part

[onlypepis]

poor kittens.

[yinyengz515]

I wonder how strong are those buzzers

[swimking911]

this video was funny, but the guy who made the video kept posting the completely bloody tosh this blah blah blah jees britaon got more talent the stupid americans

[myspaceduffus]

@swimking911

Yeah but who dumber? The retards or the retards who made the retards.

[MrNelsonputo]

4:38 JAJAJAJA

[yasirmohame]

so embarassing



[hereismycoolnickname]

DOESN'T SIMON REMIND HOUSE, MD TO ANY OF YOU???

[stfuhoface]

@otamanlvhs Why so bitter, darling? Australia has plenty of talent, don't doubt it for a second.

[DrunkenKakadu]

I actually had to MUTE the presenter-girl / thing... it was toooooo embarassing...

[TheEmbertiger]

this was uploaded on my birthday, so their stupidity is forgiven

[BLcookiesgirlheey08]

Are u sitting on your cat!?

[eatmypantal00n]

Amanda's hair looks weird in the first nutters act!

[eatmypantal00n]

Amanda looks WEIRD!!!with that hair!

[LeezieDee]

I wanted to see what she was gonna do! Haha too bad. really. As in, that's bad. really.

[EvilMushroomProd]

KILLA KATZ

[jaylavinara]

man nice ass blue cats eyes!

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

I would quite like to fuck and lick amanda

[InuYasha9899]

Are you sitting on your cat?!

[PaperMarioN64Gamer15]

7:28 CrIcKeT... cRiKeT... CrIkEt...

[BeeEmmW]

"Americas got no talen" ha you wouldnt even need a video for that one

[zelly7azul]

@BeeEmmW Good point, but spell talent right ;)

[otamanlvhs]

@BeeEmmW What talent did Australia get?Jealous pig

[BeeEmmW]

@otamanlvhs woah woah calm down there fatty, there's enough saturated fat for everyone.

[otamanlvhs]

@BeeEmmW Saturated fat?wow,Australians are jealous.No wonder Australia is our puppet.Really,if you wasn't jealous you wouldn't say that crap.It doesn't make sense,you look like some kind of bully who has inferiority complex.

[36shima36]

ROFL CAT LADY!!!

[000Rikki]

omg they need to relax!!! they ALWAYS mention the royal family and the queen!!

[thunkawoo]

who thought of CATASTROPHE as soon as the kitties came on?

[00MrNaruto]

omg scary cats

[Macarita123]

i dnt understand what about the crazy cat lady ! :s

[AshillaBeige]

All these people are just funny and quirky. They seem alright and are just entertaining. I just couldn't stand that Shabs girl who just wants to base a career on wanting to be on tv. Uuuh... no, sweetie.

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

its really true what they say about herding cats!

[NJaw90]

Big prize xDDDDDD!!!!

[sailingforde04]

Little wonder why we lost the Empire :P

[Mr1oveless1]

what's the name of this song ( 5:30) ?!

[woodpigeon66]

Good compilation but those red banners are irritating as hell...

[MrPmj1979]

I don't understand crossdressers. When the deception is this nonexistent, it's just pathetic. Go ahead and call me transphobic, I'm just telling it as I see it.

[AshillaBeige]

@MrPmj1979 Cross dressing has nothing to be with being transgender. And some people just like gender bending. Stop being such a judgmental ass clown. Western gender roles are an arbitrary and patriarchal construct.

[LazyScott99]

@MrPmj1979 no you are not a cross dresser hater.... neither am I. I just hate the way they put on a dress and make-up, enter a talent show then that's it...... that's all you get....they parade up and down the stage doing nothing but wearing womens clothes and somehow their deluded little minds think that is entertainment....

[BigBubba8410]

the last one was the best one lol

[porrsmurfen]

I bet she was like

"Boy, I am so going to win this show with pussies and poetry, this is the best idea EVER"

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

The only way you can get these idiots off the stage and let people with REAL talent is to shoot them with a .50cal Barret sniper rifle on stage.

[splatsma]

Why the crossdresser D:

[TheManifestationist]

The cats want to kill the judge, look at their eyes. VENGEANCE!

[MrJORGERAMOS123]

WTF Was with that Cat Act ? lmao 

[Rebekah1822514]

lol

[understudy52]

Shabnam!!!



[DeathMetalRegulator]

4:09 "FFS get him off"! 

[Aaron97oD]

1st name crystal 2nd name meth.

[rofl1cp]

"I need someone to carry my pussies for me" Lol

[FlyingSpartan]

ITS RAININ' 2 and a half MEN!

[dan007iel]

She said "well they weren't WHAT?" Can't really hear what she said that got people's reaction

[happy29together]

8:31

Are you fuc*ing serious?

[rubiconsedge]

An inventory of Britain has revealed Britain's got weirdos, a lively audience, two judges that are lame and one with a rapier wit...but apparently, no more talent, at least not in this competition...thanks for Led Zeppelin, though

[C1Era]

ahhh poor kitties, you scared them so bad

[zelly7azul]

@C1Era and she SAT on one!!! lmao

[massiveattack786]

shabz a crazy paki lol

[Rachel6271]

@massiveattack786 Wasnt she on Big Brother??????

[massiveattack786]

@Rachel6271

yeah she was but she was later booted out lol..she is very very pretty bbut kinda crazy tho hehe...wat a waste !!

[Rachel6271]

@massiveattack786 Hahaha. Her Act was Kinda pointless. Being a TV host? LoL

[massiveattack786]

@Rachel6271

tell me about it lol..she can goes on n on n on about herself and how talented she is..i even added her on my fb once then i started taking the piss outa her lol..she blocked me !! bottom line she is a failed tv host !!

[Rachel6271]

@massiveattack786 Hahaha. Thats soo Bloody Funny. I wish i saw that XD

[TehVGG]

4:52 "What fresh hell is this"

[Medusa0999]

Hasn't Sheb been on something else? big brother?

[Beccie1011]

"were going to say yes"

[SpockLover27]

0:04!!! me reaction!!! I LOVE kittys!!! :D

[ultraryanrules2]

in soviet russia you walk the cat...in britain the cat walks you

[zombieproductions11]

beast



[IHeartMori]

simons face at 4:51 lol

[nana6664]

i think people that come to Briton got talent and they cant do anything are the ones that mack us entertained more than the ones that have talent xx ( donut you think so ??? ) =] x

[UkexP]

the yoga guy is something you can find tons of in Berkeley California (:

[MisaoMitichi]

Lawls :P

[6684lillian]

Well, at least the cross dresser was a good sport...

[mimimui11]

4:44 "We were going to say ' yes' "

[DaveyGMart]

ARE YOU SAT ON YOUR CAT?

[PunkBuster123]

7:29....ouch! ><

[SmackdownVsRawcmpunk]

im never gonna forget when these 3 girlicious wannabees told sharon she knows nothing about music. I WAS LIKE WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?! DO THESE HOES KNOW WHO SHES MARRIED TOO

[cheriedimal]

4:27 hilarious

[cheriedimal]

I feel bad for Willie cuz he's old

[Foxkkt]

Willie just look exactly like Willie the Springfield E.S. caretaker whta u mean?

[marissasue1]

these so-called performers r insane.

god it's too ridiculous.

u don't hav a talent, stay home.

y even bother to get recognized.

[mirabelbel]

the woman with the cats... didn^t even give her a chance!!!!!!! i felt very sorry for her

[marissasue1]

@mirabelbel for what???????????????

when did reading a storybook with 2 cats qualify as a talent?????????????

[mirabelbel]

@marissasue1 well.... you never know :D:D ok, good point, but still, could have been great poetry...maybe she was about to end it with gymnastics :D

[marissasue1]

@mirabelbel hahahah, let's hope so. the runaway cat was hilarious.

sheesh i've seen so many of these literally CRAZY people I don't know what to think anymore. I feel soooo bad for some of them. do u think they do this on purpose to get recognized n get jobs within their wider community??? Are u British??

[mirabelbel]

@marissasue1 i think they just don`t get the point of the show. Actually there are so many people from out of space on this reality shows, that i really wonder what are they thinking!? and no, I`m not, i guess you are not as well :D

[marissasue1]

@mirabelbel hahah, soooo true. i'm from Trinidad & Tobago. the Caribbean. where r u from??

[wnesbitt1]

@mirabelbel A chance to do what? Read poetry with two cats wandering around the place?

[Blablablabla2008]

I think the show must be called "BRITAIN NEEDS PSYCHIATRISTS"

[AkamuSlayer]

@Blablablabla2008

All the psychiatrists are auditioning for Britian's Got Talent as penguin jugglers.

[smithy4467]

@Blablablabla2008 The funny thing is that most of the good singers and things in the world came from england :D

[Blablablabla2008]

@smithy4467

I agree with you. But together with talented people we see those who have no boundaries as to their behaviour and upbringing.

[smithy4467]

@Blablablabla2008 true, sure there are quite a few bad ppl in britain :P alot aren't though good point i guess that your putting forward

@smithy4467

Actually, I'm not English, but I love everythi