Warrior's Message To Hogan - WM 6 Promo

[martinmerrywinkle]

Just read on Wiki that the man was originally a chiropractor...must've sent him over the edge

[happyhunterfish]

Press 9 for Buttwarriors face to face(Derpface included)

[LVgamers2]

does he always says HOK KOGAN?

[AJRESH6]

Everyone needs to leave this man alone. He is clearly retarded.

[Aztexwarrior]

damn this hardcore!

[kiriconan]

0:56 super sayajin

[elephantboy24]

if i was the camera man i would be scared shitless

[culturaleyes]

Holy shit.

[Philb5000]

I get this way ,too, when people cause interference in MY pathways.

[crackerman46]

OK, really, does anyone have a clue as to what the fuck he's talking about?

[IncensePeppermints68]

he scares the shit outta me...

[Natendowii]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAA­AAAARK KOAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

My sides are splitting!

[blastbeatingjerk666]

hes friggin ripped!



[D2Kprime]

@blastbeatingjerk666 : I think Warrior would carb-up like bodybuilders do just for his promos.  He always looked more jacked in his promos than in the ring.

[MeepullStewray]

Drug is one helluva Meth

[darthgreivous]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

[T74G]

you got to "unnderstaaand" Huck Ogans "force field" in order to game plan for his awesome attack..

understanding battles and knowing who will "come from behind" is also key...

[MrZackattack52]

my favorit wrestler of all time cuz of his intensity

ultimate warrior is the best of all time

[charvelgtrs]

Turn on transcribe audio and laugh your ass off.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lol wrestling was great back then.

[KAZVorpal]

Screw the actual, staged matches...this insanely amusing promotional raving is the only redeeming quality of professional wrestling.

[usafmoore67]

I hear Hawk Hokan lol

[LTopomcFly]

1:42 scary

[MrBoxingchamp101]

ravishing rick rude > warrior

[araregoodguy]

possessed 1:58

[Bable012]

This was my dude back in the day when i first got into wrestling when i was in 1st grade he was so electric to watch I feel sorry for the people who didn't live this era or the attitude era

[marleycarroll]

hmmmmmmmrrrrrawwwrrrrrrr... HOOOOWWAAAAAAAHK HOGAAAN

[calixa]

Warrior doesn't just want a PIECE of the KOGAN, he wants the WHOLE KOGAN!

[sagequan]

@calixa Funny as hell.

[copelanda]

HO KOGAN

[johnmkrs83]

as a kid, i never knew what he was talking about it. im now 28, and i still don't know what hes talking about it..i don't think even he knows what hes talking about.

[nikro726]

1:42 - 1:44 WTF!! He sounded Demonic!!!

[RGdood]

@nikro726 lolololololololol

[StimpedGina]

im going to finish this comment before it becomes...........a waaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

[candy1saint]

Got to luv the warrior. WARRIOR for life!

[stratikeo]

2:16-2:18

DERP

[stratikeo]

THE SHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL

[panch0bill]

so wait...warriors hang to his face?

[campbpar]

0:25 Raw caveman madness

[TheRockstarnumber1]

0:00 to 0:08. That's some exorcist shit right there!

[TheLuchaDork]

His skin looks like plastic...which is a clear sign of being awesome.

[darrinbaker00]

@TheLuchaDork You're using "being awesome" as a euphemism for "abusing steroids," right?

[MUFC127]

interference in my pathways?

[TheKingOfRuckus]

"In fact, Terry....you tried to get ME to sample those goods."

[dragoon84]

Who cares what he's actually saying or meaning, its awesome.

[MrArazael]

ultimate warrior!!

THE BEST WRESTLER!!

[DBftbll]

man, if i were Hoke Ogan, i'd be crapping my pants after this

[sanctainquisitio]

You Hoke Hogan control a force force around you that i am only beggining to understand, but each of the challengers before me, i never did understand, i never tried to understand, for they were only battles that i finished before they became wars.... GUYS, AFTER THE RED BOOK OF MAO I WANT THE BOOK OF WARRIOR'S THOUGHTS AND MAKE OUT A POLITICAL PARTY OF IT! :-)

[TheQatarikid]

one of the best body ever :) in wwe .

[inyourfacebitch1000]

COOOOOOOOOOKAINE KOOOGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amillionminutes]

Transcribe audio for more hilarity.

[bazfanv2]

Whos got the one about the Grimlock system and the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice as hogan takes the controls into a nose dive..... That speech is fuckin epic and can only have come from parts unknown and a line of illegal white powdery stuff.

[mikey79oi]

Coke Hogan

[PolichNewUlm]

Cocaine... It makes you a warrior!

[IRProduction]

i thought only niggaz we're on crack, after watching this, i was wrong.

[MrWaterboy800]

HES THE ULTIMATE HES A WARRIOR HES THE ONE AND ONLY AWESOME ULTIMATE WARRIOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[AGUniko]

He is gonna explode

[elazarezekiell]

always loves the Warrior

[don9839]

steroids are bad mmmmk

[stillmatic03]

ho kogen

[B3NRG]

2.17 Ultimate retard!

[f350powerstroke]

Snnaaaarrrggglllll....Kulk Kogan...

[RoboTurkeyNinja]

He looks like he's had his head stuck in the john

[krillindestructo]

HOAK HOEGIN

[dennizenx]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[mythrilmecha]

1:08 Two pieces of glitter? Now that's fabulous.

[SuperSpacecoyote]

fullscreen. LSD. AHHHH FUCK!!! SHIT!!! NO!!!!!

[SuperSpacecoyote]

Full screen while on acid.

[HomicidalEntity]

Because of this dude, I used to think Hulk Hogan's name was "hokogan" for the longest time.

[MeissnerFlux]

@HomicidalEntity  rofl

[dennizenx]

@HomicidalEntity LMAO

[Timmyboy505]

THE WARRRRIOIOIOOOOOUUUURR IIS OOUUOUT OFF COONTTROOOOOOLLLLL L

Aashfjafhasjkfh askjfhasjkfh asjkh sssnaaaarrrluuul

[DANCINGKLAUS]

huuaarr ..  1:42

[nintruendo]

Who's Hoke Kogan? Who ever the hell he is, he better watch his back.

[johnissoevil]

@nintruendo Ho Kogan is some dude that's part of this stable that Warrior, William Regal, and Santino Marella put together. Other members are Triple Haitch, Youmanga, Rodney the Piper, John Chaina, and Cold Stone Steve Austin.

[terryts2]

@johnissoevil . Haha yea. you forgot Nick Failey. All of them will face the Undertaker in an Undercast...undertaker's Casket Match with his manager Natily (her name is Natalya first of all king) Neidhart

[baronvg]

@nintruendo OMG I can't stop laughing! haha!

[ScubaSteve796]

BAAAAHHH!!!!

[JohnEvansChaoseed]

0:10 totally made me lean back from my computer.

[ebavarsad]

lol ey, if you watch this stoned, you laugh for an hour

[PRESTOALOE]

This man is pure energy.

[lostmybrains]

Yeah. Now I remember why I was afraid of him as a kid.

[TheUnknownHarbingers]

@lostmybrains now you fear him as a man.. lol

[Cahone]

Poor ultimate warrior... confused of where the camera is ._.

[TheUnknownHarbingers]

@Cahone ACTION STAGE RIGHT! ACTION STAGE LEFT!

[Cahone]

This is what a WWE video conference looks like.

[puissse]

"come from behind"



[ThatCelticKid]

Dudes on shrooms

[BigEvilDemon]

PRESS 1 for KOGAN !!!!

[x900lbGorillax1]

@BigEvilDemon LOL!

[BigEvilDemon]

@x900lbGorillax1

Ur welcome mate ! Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel. :)

[CodyGriffy]

gets bashful, turns back to camera

[buzzdude12]

usually funny/awesome arent the same thing but in this case it is

[SPARTANZODIAC007]

This guy has no penis 

[TheRockstarnumber1]

@SPARTANZODIAC007 He may have no penis but he has muscles in places where most people dont have places. Ha he has a muscle where his penis should be. He looks like fucking he-man!!

[jamsterjaythejamma]

u wud expect to see him running around the street naked screaming about the end of dayz via vindictive purple kangaroos wearing flat caps...

[jamsterjaythejamma]

he's starts off doing motor bike impressions the he turns around and ....yeah..am pretty sure mans on crack man.lol made me piss my self.when he says "interherence in my path ways" he kinda sounds like an Indian....mans lost man

[DEP717]

Look at the veins in his arms oh man.... talk about jacked.

[JamesRideout123]

@DEP717 YEAH WARRIOR IS A LEGEND! HE HAD ALOT TO DO WITH THE SUCCESS OF WWE!

[nocturned85]

and he went on to be a motivational speaker after this right?

[KhabukiJo]

People who bitch about the Warrior's promos are fans from the Attitude Era and prefer to hear Austin or The Rock.

If you don't like it make like a tree and fuck off.

[Cropse666]

....ACTING BRILLIANT!!!!..... that is all that needs to be said

[garic2k]

Absolutely brilliant! 

[hammotox83]

corniest thing ive ever heard lol

[odinsragess]

I dont get why people bash his promos. You arent supposed to understand him, he is supposed to be a mysterious spiritual guy from parts unknown....

[ThePaintedOddity82]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO KOGAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Vergadoce]

If a person talked this way in any other walk of life, they'd be committed for observation

[RevolverOcelot1964]

He made this monologue up as he went, didn't he? There's no way you could script this stuff.

[sandinyourshoes]

Warrior and Hogan pinned each other.

[MegaDazza88]

i would think promos are pretty difficult to do. i know i would struggle in a promo

[LloydChristmas777]

The Warriors feed off the Ultimate Warrior's roids.

[benjatron1701]

warrior could still kick ho kogan's ass!

[tottiballbag10]

@benjatron1701 ho kogan lol!

[unclebobpart2]

There is good news coming out of WWE Headquarters! The foul criminal immigrant known as mysterio has been fired for violating the WWE Wellness Policy for a third time. Hopefully, that piece of garbage will be deported!

[GrandMasterPikachu]

Imagine an argument with The Ultimate Warrior vs. Christian Bale's Batman.

[SaRaPaFo]

steroids don't really change the body that much

[theShaggy]

He paints his face to give his Little Warriors more space to hang on.

... what?

[mrcrazyfrog77]

anybody understand a word of that?

classic uw

[tylerdurden3891]

0:29 "You Hulk Hogan, control a force-field around you, that I am only beginning to understand". It's over 20 years later, and I am still not even beginning to understand the force-field that surrounds the Ultimate Warrior.

[torgocalgon]

best line "As I TRY to communicate to my warriors." hahahaha

[teambringitmember6]

what he says? somebody?

[PS3GodsGift2Gamers]

HOAK HOLKAN!

[theogofextreme]

What the FUCK is he talking about? Does HE even know what the fuck is he talking about?

[reachforacreech]

@theogofextreme i dont fuckin matter.wrestling is fake.there is no real feuds no real fights

[lockbreak12]

@theogofextreme cocaine is a hell of a dug

[CRhetoric1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is he making the slightest bit of god damn sense?

[The336336336]

The Ultimate Warrior=The definition of VASCULAR!

[johndoh4]

Hoak Hogan!!!!

[CRwrestler44]

:08 Hahaha

[daviddegagne]

hahahhahahahahahahah



[jdolaktv]

hey look! It's a roided out, deep voiced Tommy Wiseau!

[skyfire322]

@jdolaktv OHHHHH HAAAIIIIIIIIIII HOKE HOGAAN!!!!

[jdolaktv]

@skyfire322 THAT'S NOT FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ANYWAAAAAAAAAAY HOW IS YOUR SEX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!

[SethRushing89]

@skyfire322 YOOUUU LOOOOK SOOOO SEXXXXY HOKE HOOOGAN!!

[RarebreedBones]

I nearly died laughing myself cavemanbebob

[RarebreedBones]

mmmmmmmmooooooooooowaaaaahuuuu­oooooh............HOOOOOOOOOAA­AAWK HOOOOGAAAAAAN

[cavemanbebop]

@RarebreedBones LMFAO Between this insane interview and your accurate transcription thereof... I am nearly in tears! lol

[RarebreedBones]

Tell me I'm not the only person who died laughing and became teary eyed after the first 15 seconds?

[tawfiqmbarak]

"HOGAN... WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA!"

[davidallenroth]

warrior>>>>>chuck norris

[njguy81]

Holy shit ... I watched this and turned into Chuck Norris.

[slimjim1170]

fucking intense

[surfer53]

He's playing a cartoon character. Trying to say that he's really this crazy is like saying wrestling is real. The pain is real, but the characters are obviously contrived. Something isn't right with Vince's story. Warrior did what he was told and he played a manic, cosmic cartoon character and the fans at the time loved it. If you want to see a wrestler who became his character in real life, look at Hulk Hogan. That guy thinks life is one big vignette.

[Highlander01]

Warrior's promo's were all metaphorical. The guy could rattle on forever, but his promo's were always strangely captivating.

[manas221286]

Warrior should host The Price Is Right. I would watch it religiously.

[BlackLeather92]

This must be where Dragonforce got the inspiration for their song lyrics...

[afshin021]

drugs are bad mkaaay....

[RoboTurkeyNinja]

the only thing funnier than th video is the comments lmao.

one guy's redoing his hair warrior-style (god bless) , another's talkin' about the exorcist, and of course the interference in the pathways

[TheMashwatcher585]

i think the warriors favorite movie would be the Exorcist

[TheOwlMan]

The Warrior is POSSESSED @1:42

[thatlsk]

What the fuck was this dude ever saying? He never made a lick of sense

[canudigit97]

anyone else notice in each video he always has to spin...

[legionofwarriors]

the force.

[aaronrus]

Warrior had such great Proportions back in the day...ripped, symmetric, and intense

[daltonayoung]

HOOOOOOOOOOOO KOGANNNNNNNNNNN



[tengkufriz]

2:27 it's the warlord! LOL

[Midnightryder7]

I miss the way wrestling use to be..it was fun in the 80's and 90's...Now i don't even bother anymore!..Kerry Von Erich and this Guy were my favortes..I did kinda like Ravishing Rick Rude for a bit..But that didn't last long!

[Deeveeuswun]

yea you gtta take warrior at face value. the minute you start trying to understand him, boom you rin a psych ward  in a str8 jacket. take it for wat its worth a bunch of snarls growls and biceps, with the occasional HOAK KOGAN in there for emphasis

[Highlander01]

Take the piss all you want, but the wrestlers of today couldn't reel off this shit for 3 minutes. Warrior's promo's were intense.

[KhabukiJo]

Can somebody tell me what's happening at 1:41?

[lstn74]

Look at those F'kin biceps!

[lyricist614]

dsmn...warrior was really on streiods....just look at him

[afshin021]

every old school wrestler is always doing promos about hulk hahaha

[daltonayoung]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­K HOGAN



[stonecoldlinz]

look at the veins on his forearm inner site.. awesome!

[stonecoldlinz]

i laughed my ass off at the beginning ... warrior was so great. Priceless!!!