WTF Is... - No Time to Explain ?

[slask25]

Hehe, TB never learned to rocketjump...

[TheLandFerry]

it was coded in action script, made/uses (in) flash...

[CynnTheRed]

Is it just me, or does the screaming guy sound EXACTLY like Jesse Cox of OMFGCata? Even the lines seem like things he would say during a collab with TB, lol.

[57soniclover]

You suck sooooooooo bad XD

[odanaga]

Shoot before you jump, you fool! Before you jump!

[artemis2314]

EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!

[mariusvanrhijn]

It's not an angry marine. It's "AGNRY FAEC" from Newgrounds.

[lllWarHawklll]

ENGAGE DANCE MODE!

[DappyRappy]

It would work better if you didn't jump before u shoot...

[mystifishh]

You can't die in this game because it would create a time paradox

[SolidSense]

I like how TB had no time to explain himself!

Hahaha.

[Phyzium1]

I swear the voice of the guy must be Jesse Cox.

[MIHAP0]

@Phyzium1 It's actually Druox The Shredder, who is awesome in every field aswell xD :D

[DraskyVanderhoff]

"You lowly creature, you will use this 100 megatones nuclear weapons to destroy your entire city!!"

"I'll never do that!!"

"We will give you this nice hat!"

"O_O, yes i will...."

[DraskyVanderhoff]

"This game is extremely improvable!" XD that was perfect!

[DraskyVanderhoff]

The guys from The Ghotsicles should do some songs about this game. Is just brutaly wtf !

[DraskyVanderhoff]

"WTF is..?"

"SHUT UP! THERE IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!"

THe music and screamings are pretty awesome!

[lordgherkinface]

WTF is... in search of hats :P

[darklordfry]

TB, you should try Quake... i wanna see you try to Rocket Jump or Plasma Climb (not that I'm good at either)

[bendiko50]

"Now i can't even get past the first bit!" Then he flies past the first bit three times

[TheGoodNewsEveryone]

15:30 Engage Dance Mode!

[slamed505]

I'm not sure but I think that you start firing the beam after reaching your maximum height in a jump therefore making you fall and the beam fight against your downward velocity. Thus, in theory, firing your beam right after jumping and before falling may create larger bursts of speed.

[darkenigma771]

angry face ftw!

[Muzaror]

@darkenigma771 ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

[OldmanJenkins07]

i like these reviews..... there less drab than other critics

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

You use Internet Explorer, TB?

I'm unsubscribing.

[toukkam]

@GustavoMsTrashCan You see the fucking mozilla there? Idiot...

[Failgex]

@GustavoMsTrashCan lol...

[BaxstabberzZ]

@GustavoMsTrashCan It's just on his hotbar :p he's using Mozilla. :L

[flashw00lf]

ENGAGE DANCE MODE

ROFL

[TossGear]

Total you are terrible at games why do I still love you

[wyattcon11]

I have not laughed this hard in AGES. Thanks TB

[44myst]

why must you indoctrinate me this way!

[xminmatenx]

Hell yes. Always nice to see fun unique games coming out. Hope these guys keep it up :)

[thtprsn98]

holy shit the minecon promo still works i might get it after all

[SlytherclawXD]

Sharks have no manners. DarkBiscuit should teach them a lesson.

[deathman1021]

this became a full game? thats awesome, i loved this on NG

[TheCrazer666]

AAAHHH HATS

ITS TF2 ONCE AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[maslab]

"This way is pointless, by the looks of it."

Oh Mister Biscuit, your puns amuse me.

[katzolik]

press alt+enter Oo

[Arkman968]

You should have not made any sense at all during the video :D as theres no time to explain

[szlose]

reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/o­h81w/fans_of_our_indie_game_no­_time_to_explain_have/

The game is not availible through steam anymore :(

[zeeman155]

"Delicious Cranes" what the hell is going on?

[32BitMage]

I wonder if he will make another video now that season two is out and that it's coming to Steam.

[asyasb94]

owh you use VLC i use it to :D

[supermactrainer]

"engage dance mode!" XD



[CynicalRuler]

BALLS OFF!

[KarmaDeath117]

I wonder if he finished it on his own time :)

[DCbasterd]

"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is TotalBiscuit and I am here to ask...what the chr....my name is Total...Bis-cuit and I am here to ask and answer one simple question, WTF is No Time to Explain?" Best. Intro. Ever

[ThePoeticPony]

6:46 Forgive me Hasbro?

[blithium]

@ThePoeticPony No time to explain. Just go with it.

[TheSir2005]

TB is a Firefox user!

[JavaTC]

@TheSir2005 Most gamers are...

[cdebov]

What the fuck am I watching

[Omuraspencer]

This should be a minecraft mod.

[xXMrFunnyGuyXx]

Season 2 is out now. Just letting you all know.

[45960005]

So great

[CaptainEzzy]

there's a giant crab because it's based on Japanese history

[RainyDay1010]

HATS.

I REQUIRE HATS.

[tubeplunger]

I like how the hat he got at first has the perfect face.

[cyborgste]

i didnt stop laughing at this

[Zantillia]

Mmm the first time a man plays a video game he's not that great at it? WHAT A CONCEPT!!! 8D

[Njubish]

Your understanding of how physics work is excruciating. Someone PLEASE teach him how to rocketjump properly

[TheJonny42]

Watching purely for the lols

[snakeyjake7]

6:38 could someone please get TB his medication

[zenoftw]

Future TB sent me here from the mailbox of the 26th of October

[Laogeodritt]

Adobe Reader?! But it's so ... slow... and bloated... and bad. Get Foxit! (Or one of the open-source ones, haven't tried any so I can't recommend anything).

[FRAMCOM123]

cool!

[Blackjack589]

i played the flash version you know before they got a lot of money and i couldnt get past the credits

[DevoxNZ]

It's so painful watching you play platformers

[heavyurbjr]

lmao u play like a nub

[jwblackmage385]

its actually an shark squid or octapus

[PushPenAnxiety1]

i was screaming stop jumping beforr laser jumping it makes u not go up LOL

[DaKittamiau]

You've played too much TF2..

[Squeekyx]

your so bad this is hard to watch..

[toomad8]

the music is so awesome

[jtmvolleyball]

what is te weapon he's using, they didnt have time to explain that

[tanasaky]

Screaming Guy - The best kind of guy

[Mool1295]

screaming guy sounds like jesse

[Tasekcrwser]

Fucking adobe.

[Matkingos]

Protip for this game, you are supposed to fire your gun the second you jump to get maximum momentum

[HoundofDarkness]

The level design reminds me of Replaying the Game.

[wiehow]

@HoundofDarkness Yeah. I kinda liked the older ones better though, but replaying the game is still great lol

[MarcusTheAbsolute]

What is...engage dance mode! Lol I love TB's one liners.

[Roflcoptah87]

this was free on not doppler like a year ago

[Charleswentpow]

Let's get this right, shall we?

*Dies*

Let's get this right, shall we?

Falls onto spike trap, dies instantly*

Let's get his right, shall we?

XD

[Rykanable]

Oh god, it's an Angry Marine!

[strangelylucky]

wow. the original was 10x better

[mattpwnz211]

lets get this right shall we?

[MathersMarshell]

michael should play it (Rage quit guy from Rooster Teeth)

[Roufas]

Someone know if this game is going to be released on Steam?

[DKM101]

AAAAH damnit! I remember a thread in the newgrounds forum that was of an "i'll draw your comic" thing. This all originated from that! and I can't find it.... HALP!

[ravenousdrunk]

I don't usually watch these more than once, but this is like the 5th time.

[bottleogravedigger]

@ravenousdrunk

his "wtf is of supper meat boy" (super meat boy wipe a thon 3000) is what i watch the most

[fmc77899]

you can get this game for free and LEGAL on the pirate bay. the developer released it for free there, but you dont get season 2 when it's released. i don't think you get updates either.

[Amainville93]

@fmc77899 Yes, which explains why the whole thing is then pirate themed. Rather amusing to say the least.

[Tristen778]

@fmc77899 You also have to wear a pirate hat forever.

[neino36]

BEST FUCKING PART! 15:18

[thjoce]

u know u can play it on newgrounds()com/portal/view/55­8562 for free xD

[JuJu84B]

@thjoce Watch till the end and you will learn the reasoning for buying it

[EroKisfune]

give me the HAT

[patrykirl1]

Because if you die the whole space time continium will go to the shitter

[Joshslick]

Some of my favorite Screaming Guy lines;

"I was going to water my virtual plants, and clean my virtual house!"

"FORGIVE ME HASBRO!!"

"How long have I been bleeding for?! THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!"

"Tell my wife I said *Thwack! Squeak! Fffffrrrt...* AAAUUGH!!! OH MY GOD!!"

[Zwilliamo]

this is friggin' awesome!

[miniwally2]

more!

[LmaoklU]

TB uses firefox. Love you man :D

[GilneanTophat]

The developers released a pirated version and every man character possesses a pirate hat.

[Bloodlyshiva]

@GilneanTophat ...Cute.

[TriggerHappy1243]

Druox is the voice actor ^_____^

[tsull24]

Bought the game because of this review.

[PatienceOverWrath92]

"Let's get this right, shall we?"

[Deadreavah]

I laughed trough the vdeo, i think ill buy this for the voice acting :P

[StarStylexD]

TB : let me guss : "Theres no time to explain!" *Troll face*

[35Dragoone]

u have less momentum if you jump

[LAN937]

wtf just happend?

[XxPseudonimoxX]

@LAN937 the is no time to explaaain

[LAN937]

@XxPseudonimoxX so nontrivial answer for this topic xD

[XxPseudonimoxX]

@LAN937 xDD

[luiscarlosilva994]

You guys need to play the web flash original game! You're going to be confused, but it's awesome!

[luiscarlosilva994]

I played that game when it was just a web flash game and it didn't make absolutely no sense!!! Now they make it doesn't make sense at all!!!

[Crazyrat84]

@luiscarlosilva994 ehmn... "didn't make absolutely no sence"?... No.. try again.

[l4dpariah]

The part when the guys screams, "EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!" made me DIE! xD

[Skylunders]

14:53 Actually, it looks very pointy

[y45uh1k0]

Engage dance mode!

Why? There was No Time To Explain!

[RoostaProductions]

Also if you get this game pirated the developers has done something smart, If you dload it from a pirated site, It will become a Pirate Themed game

[RoostaProductions]

"I spent two minutes doing my hair in the morning"

Guy warps "Shut Up"

Kicked!

[TheConnor595]

Aha... Pun city

[firesnakearies]

This was hilarious!

[Braden1231352]

how do you record your actual screen with fraps? all i can record is games

[DikkelolOO]

@totalhalibut, sir thank you for 21 minutes and 27 seconds of constant laughter! XD

[HurleyZH]

TB, to make it full screen press f11!

Thumbs up so he can see!

[Sephu]

@HurleyZH TB uses YT Comment snob.. He doesn't read these. You have to e-mail him or something to get his attention.

[zombiejoker911]

but last time i cheked it had another song on it a very good one

[zombiejoker911]

daam that game made me lol so hard

[FTLNewsFeed]

this video had me cracking up, but especially with "Engage Dance Mode!"

[rtnoobify]

kinda reminds me of super meat boy

I too hate adobe air/flash damn updates every other day

[CheezecakeWarrior]

It is a sad day when TB doesn't find an unlockable top hat.

[Dancinmoonkin]

107 dislikers are Adobe updates..

[FlinckShinesOn]

08:46 TotalBiscuit - You are fooling around.... ;D

(sorry, that was awful I know)

[underyourebed]

This game has virtual hats?!? TAKE MY MONEY!!!1!!

[DonOfTheInternet]

Alternative Title:

"TotalBiscuit is bad at No Time to Explain"

[temporary1121]

giant enemy crab? y u no attack weak points for massive damage?

[dawnmerola]

This game suck. Team Fortress 2 is a much better hat simulator.

[jackoz18]

i want TB to commentate any gameplay i ever do.....

he makes everygame so much better

[gustav901]

10$ = 70kr (Swedish) and that is lunch in Stockholm (for you amercians, that's the capital of Sweden)

[MHMakaNate]

Payed the guy to scream into a microphone for a few days? isn't that TB's job?

[Amainville93]

Screaming Guy: *to woman on the street* You! We need to have sex! Right now!

Woman: Why?

Screaming Guy: There's no time to explain!

[ThatZombieGamerGuy]

I don't want to update Adobe!

[ShadowWolfRising]

ANGRY MARINES!!!!!

'insert very angry sentence filled with swearing and threats here.'

when i get my copy of Space Marine, im playing as one in Multiplayer.

[matt280791]

you should be the ninja warrior commentator

[multicolt21]

guy with beam weapon:I'M HAVIN CRAB LEGS TONIGHT

[CityXV]

TB is losing his mind. In a good way!

[FoolishTyphron]

TB?

FoxitReader. It's like adobe Acrobat but better in every way imaginable and not opening up your computer to hackery.

[darkbyke]

"wait a second... ENGAGE DANCE MODE!" :)

[s0m30n3el5e]

liked in the first 30 seconds, awesome opening

[sporecreatorperson]

I LAUGHED WHEN THE GUY APOLOGIZED AND I UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE SAID. I LAUGHED SO MUCH I CRIED.

[sporecreatorperson]

@sporecreatorperson FORGIVE ME, HASBRO!

[tarekflash91]

wow i love it



[mitre991]

@Golemoid and just to be clear, i mean the one at 2:00

[sporecreatorperson]

Quick! No time to explain!

THUMBS UP THIS CO- no I'm not doing that

[Coagmano]

In Australia $10 is a normal fast food lunch... :(

[Davisk0724]

The voice actor in this is Egoraptor, the man behind several flash series including Girlchan in Paradise.

[ChaotixDemon]

@Davisk0724 No it isn't, it's a guy named DrouxtheShredder

[goldi947]

@Davisk0724 No, it's DruoxtheShredder.

[grenadier42]

@Davisk0724

Um. No.

[bottleogravedigger]

super meat boy all over again YES!

[iSuperThinh]

THERE'S HATS, FUCK YEA!

[coolblinger]

One of TB's best videos so far.

[Poogist]

This one is fricken awesome!