Victoria Jackson=Mediocre Hack, Still Alive and a FOX News goddess. A world where she is making money and Bill Hicks is dead is proof that there is no such thing as either justice or karma.
Bill Hicks Genius...Cancer took him too early in life..What's a Genius? When asshole comics with little talent steal your material...And most built their act by watching Bill.. I met him at Catch A Rising Star after coming off stage back in the early 80's sweetest guy you ever wanted to meet....
I just watched his new documentary called American: The Bill Hicks Story. It was really good. I wish he was alive today. One thing I don't understand is that if he is against marketing and advertising, why would he say he would buy a lot of Coke if they were using a nude woman to sell it? Wouldn't that be contradictory to what he is against?
@Element095 You're right. I don't understand. He does not like companies trying to sell products people do not need. However, he likes when Doublemint gum uses pretty women to sell it. But he says he is not thinking about gum as he is watching the commercial. That tells me that he is not motivated to buy the gum just because of the ad. So why would he say he is going to buy Coke if that is the type of ad they would use?
@RScarf1 The point he is making is that the government uses sexual images to make people want to buy their product, so he is saying from an average standpoint of a consumer if there is a hot naked chick advertising a product, the average joe is gunna want to buy it. Do some research on bill hicks and u will understand more about him and his performances.
@Element095 First of all, Coca-Coca and Wrigley's (who make Doublemint gum) are companies. They are not government. Secondly, Bill Hicks is not the average American. Hicks himself is saying at the end of this video that he will buy a lot of Coke because of the ad. He is not talking about the average joe. He is talking about himself and what he would do. I have watched the new documentary of Bill Hicks (discs one and two). I was a stand-up comedian myself and I know about Bill Hicks.
@mokshamonkey He may have not considered what he said in other acts about not liking marketing people and so he was just trying to get laughs by saying he would buy a lot of Coke if they used an ad with sexual content. He's a great comedian. There is no doubt about that. However, people have to realize that he is sharing his opinions. He obviously hated Republicans, but I wonder how he would feel about the Democrat president now. The United States is deep in debt and has high unemployment.
im sure it killed him a bit, but im sure he saw the opportunity as a way to get his message out about questioning everything, you notice how everybody went silent after he said something about reagan...
@antonswitajewski He did the same on Letterman and other TV venues. Respecting the FCC rules just enough to still tell the truth may be shitty but it's still crucial just to get on TV. The HBO clips show his untamed beauty. It's the difference between being in a zoo and being in the wild.
Dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do-BOP-BOP-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do-BOP-BOP-WOOO-WOOOOOOOO. I say Bill vomited into his mouth when he heard that intro music.
Dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do-WOP-WOP-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do-WOP-WOP. I say Bill vomited into his mouth when he heard that intro music.
@afkokjjopjihuhbuihb Ya man, I heard about her whole brand of crazy while listening to Howard Stern. He played some tape of her talking about her beliefs and I was just floored to hear such hateful rhetoric coming from that voice I knew so well. Hicks would've laughed her out of the studio if he'd known she was harboring that kind of batshit in her brain.
@afkokjjopjihuhbuihb Ya man, I heard about her whole brand of crazy while listening to Howard Stern. He played some tape of her talking about her beliefs and I was just floored to hear such hateful rhetoric coming from that voice I knew so well. Hicks would've laughed her out of the studio if he'd known she was harboring that kind of bat$hit in her brain.
Bill was and always will be the best stand up comic. We miss you Bill, thanks for the laughs and the truth. Every day I live I realize just how true everything you said in your bits were and still are. From government, women and relationships, religion, money and greed. I would love to have seen some of the material you would have had in today's times, lmao. RIP, we love ya.
Funny that he was able to adapt all his material without slipping even once. Watching him here, you wouldn't even imagine what the original versions of those jokes actually sounded like! He was simply amazing.
@TellinTheTruth Well, looks like you failed to live up to your name. He didn't die of lung cancer, genius-- he died of pancreatic cancer which spread to his liver. His death had nothing to do with his smoking habit.
@TellinTheTruth you tell modustheoperandi off for pointing out the falsehood in your comment. Yet you had no choice but deleting your false comment. You should follow your own words: '' and stop ur stinging ego rebute ''. Simply say ty for pointing out my mistake.
I guess you do not understand irony very well. TY for the good laugh.
@TellinTheTruth ...and you must be one of those obnoxious non-smoking uppity cunts Bill talks about in his routines.
Your air is full of hydrocarbons, your water is full of fluoride and leftover pharmaceuticals/steroids, and your food is full of MSG, pesticides, high-fructose corn syrup, preservatives, additives, etc... your body's not a temple in this day and age, asshole, so drop the self-righteousness. I'm not hurting anyone or doing anything wrong by having the occasional cigarette.
@HammarHeart: the "cool guy everybody hates"; Hope they ingrave that on ur gravestone.
Im no upity cunt, YOU ARE for insisting that your right, and others that dont want to be a bitch to health issues and tabbaco companies are wrong.
ur not hurting anyone! LOL, well then have your smoke in the middle of the ocean far from kids and others.
your the arse, because i can see you just tossing the fag carelessly on the street when your done. your no james dean fuckhead, just another herd conformist
3rd - the amount of "second hand smoke" you would inhale from 10 feet away (and even then, that's my personal space, i'd have to be hanging out with you to be that close to you) is NOTHING, especially considering i don't blow smoke in other people's faces, so shut the fuck up idiot.
4th - who's the fuckhead conformist? you're the one who buys into the secondhand smoke propaganda forcefed to you by lobbyists you dense gullible twit
@TellinTheTruth furthermore, where is your indignant moral vendetta against all the cars, planes and factories put out more toxic carbon emissions into the air than anything else on this planet by millions and millions of tons?
you're gonna tell me i'm a danger to people's health because a TINY little insignificant puff of smoke might happen to pass by your nostrils? hell, you inhale more smoke stitting next to a bonfire, and i'm sure you've gone camping before, so shut the fuck up dipshit
@HammarHeart No you shut the fuck up..... all you do is whine and try to justify the fact that you want to "kill yourself by smoking", I choose not to, so your the fucking dipshit because you cant accept that your behaviour (ie the smoke) effects more than your little space around you. GO FOR A SWIM in dangerous surf asshole and see if your so awesome.... bet you lungs burn and your tough talk wont seem so cool now.
@TellinTheTruth no one is whining here except for you. you went on a bill hicks video and whined about smoking. furthermore, my smoking doesn't have an effect on anyone, because i don't smoke indoors or in other people's breathing space (unless they're smoking with me). i've already thoroughly debunked your little quips about second-hand smoke, you just refuse to see the reality of the situation because you have a wicked zeal against smoking and you're a fucking dunce. good day sir
@HammarHeart , thoroughly debunked...... yeah ok....... I dont care if u smoke, really dont, in fact i want people like u to smoke, which mean the world can get rid of you quicker..... its just unfortunate your habit affects others (even though you think u dont, and if u dont effect others, you will effect people who know u after you get health problems.... ) just a pity ur fuck you attitude wont help u with cancer.... good luck
@buprenorphed or just to... living. i say, let's not make any friends, make everyone we know hate us, umm... and try not to "effect" anyone around us, cause if we do affect them, god forbid, they might learn something about the world.
@TellinTheTruth Hey bud I totally agree! The quicker I die the quicker I can get the fuck away from fucks like you. I would like to discuss further but I gotta go outside for a smoke. Hey do you know where I can find a douche proof lighter?
Oh, by the way, your "indignation" is your mental illness, go get a medical and a science degree and then I will listen to your crap justifications fool.
@TellinTheTruth LOL, i don't need a degree to tell you that more smoke is put into the air by cars, planes and industrial processing than cigarettes, its common knowledge, you knuckle dragger. the fact is, you have no reasonable argument against smoking, you just don't like it, and to that, i say, tough titties.
I believe he actually had the upper hand over the censorship because they didn't censor the ideas or the thoughts the audience follow. So his ideas made it through only because the censors thought they won but the didn't. I hope this makes sense what I'm trying to say haha
@traphouse8 He must 've thought "I started the joke,can't pull back,I might as well finish it" but then he reconsidered " too suburbia,the least that will happen will be an obligatory laugh".
@traphouse8 I'm sure it did, but even this sanitized version of some of his bits is on a completely different plain than almost every other standup comic at that time.
He got the point across, that's what matters. I think the fact that whole ideas are being censored is what offended Bill, not so much individual words.
there is A LOT that is screwed in our world...but still, there are many good sides to it as well...it can be fun to try find them and enjoy them...
What Bill said is just a typical nonsensical smoker´s/addicts excuse for a habit they cannot brake. They subconsciously know it kills them, sorry I mean not IT, but T H E Y kill themsleves... :/ it is sad...
You obviously didn't really, uh, GET Bill Hicks. Think of Bill more like Jesus (and I'm serious about this one)... coming back seeing his world fall to the ways of depravity, decadence, and just plain indifference. That's where he was coming from.
You are of course entitled to an opinion, but the view you're expressing, I think Bill himself would have found hilarious and scary at the same time. YOU Sir, basically sound like a self proclaimed apostel of the One True Holy Church of Bill. You are showing the same blind devotion as the people in the churches Bill so much loathed. If that's not an irony then I don't know what is. You even get to say YOU get Hicks whereas others don't. Have I heard that line of argument somewhere before?
"You even get to say YOU get Hicks whereas others don't."
Did I say that? No... But I would say that's mostly true. Bill was spiritually aware, most aren't. So most don't GET Hicks.
"YOU Sir, basically sound like a self proclaimed apostel of the One True Holy Church of Bill. You are showing the same blind devotion as the people in the churches Bill so much loathed."
Sorry if that's how I came off, but it's not the case - simply how I sounded to YOU.
Ok fair enough, but I still think it's a pretty bold statement to claim to GET someone, contrary to other people. There is usually more that one message, one way of understanding things, etc.
Bill was a great comedian for whom I have deep respect, but don't make him into a savior, a profet or a redeemer.
I personally think he would have wanted people to think more for themselves rather than just believe his views at any cost.
But then again, your guess is as good as mine so let's not argue.
balls to that, bill hicks judged society as a whole, or world events, he never directly judged his audience. i think it shows he was as much a pro as a social commentator(he rips reagan hardly bending over for the fox audience), he won the people who support reagan, or worried about rock and roll and thought it devils music. its not selling out to speak to everyone, its brave to do stuff like that to the fox audience, and to win them around is proof of the quality of hicks comedic viewpoint
....ok, breathe, chill, does it have to be a brand? nah i dont think so, i think all smoke corporations wouldn't mind, fuckass.... is that even a real insult?
Nah, and i'm fine doing research, he was his own promotion. fuckass, what a dick.
Watching these neutered performances of his are just painful to watch. You can tell he is really holding back and isn't comfortable. His timing is off and he forces laughter. The jokes or incomplete and passionless. It's like watching a completely different person. I love his real work uncensored.
That stupid fucking cunt, What's-her-burnt-out-face, introduced him?
FUCK
SStrongIsNeverWrong 3 weeks ago
the only good thing fox has ever aired
theshitstarters 3 weeks ago
kinda sad that he died of cancer...
JackMonroe 1 month ago
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is the lady at the beginning Arleen Sorkin? ~ Harley Quinn?
skyeISaFREAK 1 month ago
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skyeISaFREAK 1 month ago
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK VICTORIA JACKSON
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Bill hicks you aren't funny
Laidx 3 months ago
@Laidx Now that's a joke.
RainboColour 3 months ago
Hero!
dirkschuitsma 3 months ago
Victoria Jackson is a FOX news goddess?????
CardinalJunky 4 months ago
Victoria Jackson=Mediocre Hack, Still Alive and a FOX News goddess. A world where she is making money and Bill Hicks is dead is proof that there is no such thing as either justice or karma.
antispamdinista 4 months ago
His laugh can be so evil, I love it x3
SiccaD216 4 months ago 2
Bill Hicks Genius...Cancer took him too early in life..What's a Genius? When asshole comics with little talent steal your material...And most built their act by watching Bill.. I met him at Catch A Rising Star after coming off stage back in the early 80's sweetest guy you ever wanted to meet....
frankiepace 5 months ago in playlist funny vids 2
toned down, but the coke commercial bit, wouldnt be able to say that on fox today
cheomire 5 months ago
"The economy's going bust, war in the Middle East, recession..." Wait a second... this was recorded over 20 years ago!
alexxxnewzealand 6 months ago 8
Could the shoes joke be towards Married...With Children? Biggest show at the time and on Fox.
cky1088 7 months ago
@cky1088 no, bill used to work in a shoe shop
whitepanther84 6 months ago
"I always say 'shoot;, you're lucky you don't smoke!'" No you don't, Bill. Let the expletives fly
recchem420 7 months ago
I just watched his new documentary called American: The Bill Hicks Story. It was really good. I wish he was alive today. One thing I don't understand is that if he is against marketing and advertising, why would he say he would buy a lot of Coke if they were using a nude woman to sell it? Wouldn't that be contradictory to what he is against?
RScarf1 7 months ago
@RScarf1 you dont understand....
Element095 7 months ago
@Element095 You're right. I don't understand. He does not like companies trying to sell products people do not need. However, he likes when Doublemint gum uses pretty women to sell it. But he says he is not thinking about gum as he is watching the commercial. That tells me that he is not motivated to buy the gum just because of the ad. So why would he say he is going to buy Coke if that is the type of ad they would use?
RScarf1 7 months ago
@RScarf1 The point he is making is that the government uses sexual images to make people want to buy their product, so he is saying from an average standpoint of a consumer if there is a hot naked chick advertising a product, the average joe is gunna want to buy it. Do some research on bill hicks and u will understand more about him and his performances.
Element095 7 months ago
@Element095 First of all, Coca-Coca and Wrigley's (who make Doublemint gum) are companies. They are not government. Secondly, Bill Hicks is not the average American. Hicks himself is saying at the end of this video that he will buy a lot of Coke because of the ad. He is not talking about the average joe. He is talking about himself and what he would do. I have watched the new documentary of Bill Hicks (discs one and two). I was a stand-up comedian myself and I know about Bill Hicks.
RScarf1 7 months ago
@RScarf1 Sry not wasting my time with ignorant, close minded, government brainwashed fucks like you.
Element095 7 months ago
@Element095 Well, it was nice chatting with you.
RScarf1 7 months ago
@RScarf1 remember, he's still a standup comedian. he'll still just say stuff for the laughs.
mokshamonkey 6 months ago
@mokshamonkey He may have not considered what he said in other acts about not liking marketing people and so he was just trying to get laughs by saying he would buy a lot of Coke if they used an ad with sexual content. He's a great comedian. There is no doubt about that. However, people have to realize that he is sharing his opinions. He obviously hated Republicans, but I wonder how he would feel about the Democrat president now. The United States is deep in debt and has high unemployment.
RScarf1 6 months ago
@RScarf1 He said himself that Bill Clinton, a democrat, wasn't going to change anything and he was right
CrossCreed4800 6 months ago
still owns fox even when he's censored.
pughdafis 7 months ago
Seeing Hicks laugh, he would made a great Joker :p
sanityassasin 7 months ago
death to fox...
UrSoMeanBoss 7 months ago
im sure it killed him a bit, but im sure he saw the opportunity as a way to get his message out about questioning everything, you notice how everybody went silent after he said something about reagan...
audiofunkdialect 8 months ago
You can hear him censor himself 6:00
TheDarkSatirist 8 months ago
Bill Hicks censoring is own material to make an appearance on Fox? Isn't that one of the early signs of the apocalypse?
antonswitajewski 9 months ago 37
@antonswitajewski He did the same thing for Letterman.
kmikl 6 months ago
@antonswitajewski He did the same on Letterman and other TV venues. Respecting the FCC rules just enough to still tell the truth may be shitty but it's still crucial just to get on TV. The HBO clips show his untamed beauty. It's the difference between being in a zoo and being in the wild.
antispamdinista 4 months ago 3
Shoot is shit with two Os!
stfwho 10 months ago
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Dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do-BOP-BOP-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do-BOP-BOP-WOOO-WOOOOOOOO. I say Bill vomited into his mouth when he heard that intro music.
MUFC127 10 months ago
Dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do-WOP-WOP-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-do-WOP-WOP. I say Bill vomited into his mouth when he heard that intro music.
MUFC127 10 months ago
The irony of being introduced by Victoria Jackson.
afkokjjopjihuhbuihb 10 months ago 2
@afkokjjopjihuhbuihb Ya man, I heard about her whole brand of crazy while listening to Howard Stern. He played some tape of her talking about her beliefs and I was just floored to hear such hateful rhetoric coming from that voice I knew so well. Hicks would've laughed her out of the studio if he'd known she was harboring that kind of batshit in her brain.
DJFlozone 10 months ago
@afkokjjopjihuhbuihb Ya man, I heard about her whole brand of crazy while listening to Howard Stern. He played some tape of her talking about her beliefs and I was just floored to hear such hateful rhetoric coming from that voice I knew so well. Hicks would've laughed her out of the studio if he'd known she was harboring that kind of bat$hit in her brain.
DJFlozone 10 months ago
If it bothers you that he is not cussing, don't worrie there will be dick jokes later.
UndertheDomeInRome 10 months ago 4
Palm Springs, My home city! Hello Bill! Enjoy the stay!
cky1088 11 months ago
holy shit bill hicks is on fox
weadone 1 year ago 2
weird watch hicks with no F words
dreadbet 1 year ago
1:12 Pure example of how much of a shit Bill give's
gallohad 1 year ago
The intro music must have killed him haha
Vertigopills 1 year ago
The crowd was very nice.
ProRanting 1 year ago
"War in the Persian Gulf, the economies gone bust, recession..." was he talking about today or back then?...:|
(yes I know he's dead, but...)
TwelveBridges 1 year ago 3
@TwelveBridges He died 16 years ago
MrBrisbaneman1994 1 year ago
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Exactly - yet watching his stuff, he could easily be talking about today, now :|
TwelveBridges 1 year ago
"I'm drinkin' (long awkward censored pause) a lot of coke. poor bill
capricornscorn 1 year ago
this is still relevant today more than ever.
no one gives a shit about the things that really matter. but are totally freaking on the little things.
inbetweentics 1 year ago
Loved the "Spinal Tap" reference.
Discaciate 1 year ago
even if it was "censored" which im not so sure is the case, its just a routine of his less "offensive" gags, a fucking brilliant routine too
rip hicks
muleoftheeast 1 year ago
"...a little shy"
She was being sarcastic. They all knew he was quite the opposite of "shy".
lateralus411 1 year ago 22
@lateralus411 are there any stand up comedians that are shy? it seems to go against being a stand up comedian
ontariobuds 2 months ago
as i read "on FOX" in the title, i already saw this kind of clean version coming.
The crowd seemed too happy xD
MCAMVP 1 year ago
Bill was and always will be the best stand up comic. We miss you Bill, thanks for the laughs and the truth. Every day I live I realize just how true everything you said in your bits were and still are. From government, women and relationships, religion, money and greed. I would love to have seen some of the material you would have had in today's times, lmao. RIP, we love ya.
beezleboe 1 year ago
Ha ha that woman at the begining has a fucked up voice, is she on helium?
08havoc08 1 year ago
@08havoc08 Probably communist; you know what they talk like!
sailbeyondthesunset 1 year ago
This one is good!!
OK2BCK 1 year ago
That is one surreal environment.
stratman06 1 year ago
Come on guys ,can't we all just get along?
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im glad hes dead
FREAKNIZZLE100 1 year ago
Funny that he was able to adapt all his material without slipping even once. Watching him here, you wouldn't even imagine what the original versions of those jokes actually sounded like! He was simply amazing.
PaulitaS78 1 year ago
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TellinTheTruth 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth
It was pancreatic cancer not lung cancer
pilatech 1 year ago
@pilatech still caused by smoking
aseglkj 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth Well, looks like you failed to live up to your name. He didn't die of lung cancer, genius-- he died of pancreatic cancer which spread to his liver. His death had nothing to do with his smoking habit.
modustheoperandi 1 year ago
@modustheoperandi HAHAHAHA had nothing to do with SMOKING. You must be a smoker! ingesting poisons into ur body.... hmmmmmm nothing wrong there.
he was a great comic! and I suggest you listen to his last message about life being a ride man, and stop ur stinging ego rebute
TellinTheTruth 1 year ago
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@TellinTheTruth you tell modustheoperandi off for pointing out the falsehood in your comment. Yet you had no choice but deleting your false comment. You should follow your own words: '' and stop ur stinging ego rebute ''. Simply say ty for pointing out my mistake.
I guess you do not understand irony very well. TY for the good laugh.
slickrickdarula 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth ...and you must be one of those obnoxious non-smoking uppity cunts Bill talks about in his routines.
Your air is full of hydrocarbons, your water is full of fluoride and leftover pharmaceuticals/steroids, and your food is full of MSG, pesticides, high-fructose corn syrup, preservatives, additives, etc... your body's not a temple in this day and age, asshole, so drop the self-righteousness. I'm not hurting anyone or doing anything wrong by having the occasional cigarette.
HammarHeart 1 year ago
@HammarHeart: the "cool guy everybody hates"; Hope they ingrave that on ur gravestone.
Im no upity cunt, YOU ARE for insisting that your right, and others that dont want to be a bitch to health issues and tabbaco companies are wrong.
ur not hurting anyone! LOL, well then have your smoke in the middle of the ocean far from kids and others.
your the arse, because i can see you just tossing the fag carelessly on the street when your done. your no james dean fuckhead, just another herd conformist
TellinTheTruth 1 year ago 3
@TellinTheTruth 1st paragraph - LOL ok?
2nd - lrn2english fgt
3rd - the amount of "second hand smoke" you would inhale from 10 feet away (and even then, that's my personal space, i'd have to be hanging out with you to be that close to you) is NOTHING, especially considering i don't blow smoke in other people's faces, so shut the fuck up idiot.
4th - who's the fuckhead conformist? you're the one who buys into the secondhand smoke propaganda forcefed to you by lobbyists you dense gullible twit
HammarHeart 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth furthermore, where is your indignant moral vendetta against all the cars, planes and factories put out more toxic carbon emissions into the air than anything else on this planet by millions and millions of tons?
you're gonna tell me i'm a danger to people's health because a TINY little insignificant puff of smoke might happen to pass by your nostrils? hell, you inhale more smoke stitting next to a bonfire, and i'm sure you've gone camping before, so shut the fuck up dipshit
HammarHeart 1 year ago
@HammarHeart No you shut the fuck up..... all you do is whine and try to justify the fact that you want to "kill yourself by smoking", I choose not to, so your the fucking dipshit because you cant accept that your behaviour (ie the smoke) effects more than your little space around you. GO FOR A SWIM in dangerous surf asshole and see if your so awesome.... bet you lungs burn and your tough talk wont seem so cool now.
TellinTheTruth 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth no one is whining here except for you. you went on a bill hicks video and whined about smoking. furthermore, my smoking doesn't have an effect on anyone, because i don't smoke indoors or in other people's breathing space (unless they're smoking with me). i've already thoroughly debunked your little quips about second-hand smoke, you just refuse to see the reality of the situation because you have a wicked zeal against smoking and you're a fucking dunce. good day sir
HammarHeart 1 year ago
@HammarHeart , thoroughly debunked...... yeah ok....... I dont care if u smoke, really dont, in fact i want people like u to smoke, which mean the world can get rid of you quicker..... its just unfortunate your habit affects others (even though you think u dont, and if u dont effect others, you will effect people who know u after you get health problems.... ) just a pity ur fuck you attitude wont help u with cancer.... good luck
TellinTheTruth 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth I hope you apply this line of thinking to junk food and bad television. Otherwise you are a hypocrite.
buprenorphed 1 year ago
@buprenorphed or just to... living. i say, let's not make any friends, make everyone we know hate us, umm... and try not to "effect" anyone around us, cause if we do affect them, god forbid, they might learn something about the world.
dotchoo 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth : No need to worry. Its just a ride. Live in love not fear. Both are the same, Only one is the true path to completion
thomasmoonman 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth Hey bud I totally agree! The quicker I die the quicker I can get the fuck away from fucks like you. I would like to discuss further but I gotta go outside for a smoke. Hey do you know where I can find a douche proof lighter?
potlong27 1 year ago
@HammarHeart
Oh, by the way, your "indignation" is your mental illness, go get a medical and a science degree and then I will listen to your crap justifications fool.
TellinTheTruth 1 year ago
@TellinTheTruth LOL, i don't need a degree to tell you that more smoke is put into the air by cars, planes and industrial processing than cigarettes, its common knowledge, you knuckle dragger. the fact is, you have no reasonable argument against smoking, you just don't like it, and to that, i say, tough titties.
HammarHeart 1 year ago
Bill proving he can rock it at any venue with any crowd. If your product is the truth its hard for anyone to fuck with it.
drewid78 1 year ago 3
Good ol' television broadcasting, oppressing for life!
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vegaspoet 1 year ago
"corporate fuckin' shill, your another whore at the capitalist gang bang"... strange how he didn't mention that one on fox.
YourLordVicious 1 year ago
funniest man to date.
Treadsoftly14 1 year ago
I had to google that Wrigley's ad with the twins. hahaha
Annie1962 1 year ago
He takes out the 'fuck' words. But the message is intact. The voice was heard.
5147848amp 1 year ago 2
I believe he actually had the upper hand over the censorship because they didn't censor the ideas or the thoughts the audience follow. So his ideas made it through only because the censors thought they won but the didn't. I hope this makes sense what I'm trying to say haha
bushofthecrazies33 1 year ago 4
@bushofthecrazies33
sure does :)
theTOOLshed1 1 year ago
What a fucking legend! Just to think of what he would have at his comic disposal today if he were alive.... Sleep well Bill!
ozvirgo32 1 year ago 3
I love at the end how he almost slips up and says "...a lot of fucking coke," or, "...a shitload of coke." LOL!
amsterdamob 1 year ago
@amsterdamob he was just saying that as I read your comment ahahaha
Annie1962 1 year ago
still funny censored on tv! this guy and george carlin are the greatest commentators of the late 20th century!
jkjl234 1 year ago
fox can "offer" itself to me any day.... xp
TheZappatista 1 year ago
Om my god still very god but so much worse then usual gotta be fox
MrP945 1 year ago
at 6:00 he wanted to say " fucking coke" and he stop himself! love ya bill
Angeldemirvel 2 years ago 6
"I'm sick of the groupies 'offering' themselves..."
didn't realize til now how much dirty material Bill had. surprised he didn't slip up.
Ninjamonkey767 2 years ago 6
@Ninjamonkey767
Huh?
This is without a doubt the softest material I have heard from Hicks.
1TtidnaB 2 years ago 4
yeah:P
freakmeister2007 1 year ago
He wanted to say "'sick of these groupies blowing me all the time"' and he even would use the proper hand to crouch motion
but sometimes a man's allowed to censor himself
canesrule96 1 year ago
"our next comic is a litte shy"
whhaaaaat?
xxXCalculatorXxx 2 years ago 109
sarcasm?
surroundedbyfuckwads 2 years ago 3
that's the same thought I had LOL XD
kaktuscar86 1 year ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx i think it was a "joke." though not funny...
Dylise 1 year ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx Yes, Bill Hicks was a shy introvert.
modustheoperandi 1 year ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx
it was intended irony
TheFiirestorm 1 year ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx lol hes the opposite to shyness if there is one lol
fcfcbarcafcfc 1 year ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx its ironic lol
fward101 1 year ago 2
@xxXCalculatorXxx sarcasm lol
roxaSora11 1 year ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx I believe that was sarcasm...
tacomunch3r 1 year ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx that's code for "we told him to use bad words or we'd kill him"
littlemegamonkey 1 year ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx think it was sarcasm
saberseesall 10 months ago
@xxXCalculatorXxx it was obviously part of the joke. jezziz!
toptrichs 9 months ago
He almost said "lots of fuckin' coke"...
szaman69 2 years ago 7
man, its kinda cool see him do actual stand-up, not his act of wich developed, its all good.
evil1keke 2 years ago
dude! it must have killed Bill to have to censor up his own shit
traphouse8 2 years ago 105
@traphouse8 um what did he censor? Didnt notice anything
stoffeboyei 1 year ago
@traphouse8 Nah
Manik2Magik 1 year ago
@traphouse8 He must 've thought "I started the joke,can't pull back,I might as well finish it" but then he reconsidered " too suburbia,the least that will happen will be an obligatory laugh".
klasomentas 1 year ago
@traphouse8
shows the genious of him though, even being clean he's hilarious haha :D
TwelveBridges 1 year ago
@traphouse8 I'm sure it did, but even this sanitized version of some of his bits is on a completely different plain than almost every other standup comic at that time.
SirHatchporch 1 year ago
@traphouse8
He got the point across, that's what matters. I think the fact that whole ideas are being censored is what offended Bill, not so much individual words.
bullmilk 1 year ago
@traphouse8 yeah i guess that's why he needed a smoke
returnofbeaux 1 year ago 2
waaaay
hobodudeboob 2 years ago
this is reeeeeallllyyyy weeeeiiirrrddd
itchyweasel62 2 years ago 4
cleaned up hicks.... interesting viewing
nickdc1 2 years ago 10
Bill Hicks in Palm spring is like Sokrates being in the tv-program called "The Swan"
Vinbums 2 years ago 12
WOW! Where did you find this?
SteevDragon67 2 years ago 4
some people have the lamest arguments haha what about why we all appreciate him instead of the differences of which we dont share hahah dumb cunts.
joseph72790 2 years ago
Bill Hicks was on FOX?
astralwalk 2 years ago 4
now i get it ...look around the world in which we live and shut up because everythings screwed i thot he meant everyone else is smokin' so shut up
:-/
44eelz 2 years ago
there is A LOT that is screwed in our world...but still, there are many good sides to it as well...it can be fun to try find them and enjoy them...
What Bill said is just a typical nonsensical smoker´s/addicts excuse for a habit they cannot brake. They subconsciously know it kills them, sorry I mean not IT, but T H E Y kill themsleves... :/ it is sad...
Babalaya 2 years ago
There is more screwed up than good; and it's the more significant, fundamental things that are wrong.
Mevi814 2 years ago 2
okey so let´s everybody smoke, do drugs, hate each other and bitch about how world sucks round the clock...it will definitely help.
Babalaya 2 years ago
You obviously didn't really, uh, GET Bill Hicks. Think of Bill more like Jesus (and I'm serious about this one)... coming back seeing his world fall to the ways of depravity, decadence, and just plain indifference. That's where he was coming from.
Mevi814 2 years ago 8
You are of course entitled to an opinion, but the view you're expressing, I think Bill himself would have found hilarious and scary at the same time. YOU Sir, basically sound like a self proclaimed apostel of the One True Holy Church of Bill. You are showing the same blind devotion as the people in the churches Bill so much loathed. If that's not an irony then I don't know what is. You even get to say YOU get Hicks whereas others don't. Have I heard that line of argument somewhere before?
mateuszmattias 2 years ago
"You even get to say YOU get Hicks whereas others don't."
Did I say that? No... But I would say that's mostly true. Bill was spiritually aware, most aren't. So most don't GET Hicks.
"YOU Sir, basically sound like a self proclaimed apostel of the One True Holy Church of Bill. You are showing the same blind devotion as the people in the churches Bill so much loathed."
Sorry if that's how I came off, but it's not the case - simply how I sounded to YOU.
Mevi814 2 years ago 4
Ok fair enough, but I still think it's a pretty bold statement to claim to GET someone, contrary to other people. There is usually more that one message, one way of understanding things, etc.
Bill was a great comedian for whom I have deep respect, but don't make him into a savior, a profet or a redeemer.
I personally think he would have wanted people to think more for themselves rather than just believe his views at any cost.
But then again, your guess is as good as mine so let's not argue.
mateuszmattias 2 years ago 2
I understand exactly what you mean. And what you personally think, I personally think as well.
Mevi814 2 years ago
Now this is what I call a civilised and intelligent sharing of viewpoints on YouTube. More people should follow our example.
Just kiddin'...
mateuszmattias 2 years ago
Bill quit smoking and drugs and booze. Put that in your pipe... Oh that's right, sorry.
mrsthursday 2 years ago
notice how every time he comes up to a part that usually has a swear word he breaks
gibbsies 2 years ago 3
Look up The Seven Words You Can't Say on Tv by George Carlin, funny shit.
EndroidPrime 2 years ago
seen it, george carlins cool, its gay though they are both gone now
gibbsies 2 years ago 4
Yeah, both were personal heroes of mine. Never got to meet either of them, and I would've loved to.
EndroidPrime 2 years ago
Especially since Bill only had half as much time as George...
Wedsheport 2 years ago
YEE!!
gibbsies 2 years ago
He made it twice as good though
D0g63rt 2 years ago
oops! you just said the first one! LOL!
SteevDragon67 2 years ago
XD lol "OOPS"!
EndroidPrime 2 years ago
What TV show was this?
tommyers 2 years ago
"A little shy"... no, he just hates you guys. DERP DERP FOX SPEAKS THE TRUTH
SacredCow669 2 years ago
balls to that, bill hicks judged society as a whole, or world events, he never directly judged his audience. i think it shows he was as much a pro as a social commentator(he rips reagan hardly bending over for the fox audience), he won the people who support reagan, or worried about rock and roll and thought it devils music. its not selling out to speak to everyone, its brave to do stuff like that to the fox audience, and to win them around is proof of the quality of hicks comedic viewpoint
sirca1985 2 years ago 8
Do you reckon the only reason they promoted him, was because he smoked? hmm...
lordlexington89 2 years ago
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WeThePeopleInc 2 years ago
....ok, breathe, chill, does it have to be a brand? nah i dont think so, i think all smoke corporations wouldn't mind, fuckass.... is that even a real insult?
Nah, and i'm fine doing research, he was his own promotion. fuckass, what a dick.
lordlexington89 2 years ago
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WeThePeopleInc 2 years ago
for the end of time, and the beginning of space.
lordlexington89 2 years ago
It's a shame he had to tone this down for fox. Everyone there is completely oblivious to the fact that Bill hates them all.
MillionSword 2 years ago 4
Bowdlerized
kissmyhole2 2 years ago
1:19
that laugh!
so awesome
man, I sign up every line that come out of his mouth
brilhant fella
dreadbet 2 years ago
This was painful.
wtfyoucocksucker 2 years ago
why
djordan22 2 years ago
Bill has this ability to waken sheep
ridethespiral23 2 years ago 15
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D0g63rt 2 years ago
Watching these neutered performances of his are just painful to watch. You can tell he is really holding back and isn't comfortable. His timing is off and he forces laughter. The jokes or incomplete and passionless. It's like watching a completely different person. I love his real work uncensored.
hurricanerae 2 years ago
My comment was to "TheDiceMan6"...
JoriaN68 2 years ago
lol @ the girl introducing Bill Hicks, that voice is unbelieveable annoying.
ildpind 2 years ago 2
It sounded like Victoria Jackson, didn't it?
Is it her?
Chadner 2 years ago
yes. what show was this?
conspirator9 2 years ago
A real thinking mans comedian.
lsoprimus 2 years ago 2