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  • how tall is miscarriage? standing next to that tom cruise dwarf he looks like a hobbit. why doesn't someone just kidnap and video him being raped by a gimp. fuck, that would be funny.

  • ahhhh, so that's his problem

  • what does david choose to sleep in

    not a tempurpedic

    a topsy turvy tomato planter

    upside down and dilated

  • One day, you'll be able to read about SPs in the history books, David.

    If the prison you end up in has a good library, that is. And if your cellmates allow their bitch time to read...

  • I've never seen a pic ture where his mouth didn't actually look like it was coming out of the side of his face. Seriously. Look for it.

  • At 9 years of age, she was on staff. At 10 she was fulltime. At 12, her parents signed over guardianship to Scientology and she left home, signing a one billion year contract to work for the cult. At 16, she was married. At 17 - coerced into an abortion because having a child would be unethical as it would interfere with her work for the church. Finally, she took a swig of bleach and spat it out so theyd think she was suicidal and let her leave.

  • OSA above OTIII are a bunch of faggots who believe in evil alien dictators and massacred alien souls and paid thousands of dollars for the privilege of having this belief.

    They then take out their insecurities on others because clearly they are ashamed of themselves and are looking for any way to feel better.

    OSA are the only Scientologists who I think are genuinely bad people.

  • Google "Laura DeCrescenzo". When you've read Laura's story, as yourself again why Anonymous protest the Church of Scientology.

  • @anonKKK

    LR Hubbard and Xenu are here right this very moment giving me a blow-job.

    Both of them also say they hate all scientologists and wish you would leave them alone.

  • DM even looks like a narcissistic psychopath...which he is! There`s been another lawsuit filed against the disgusting cult by Laura DeCrescenzo in L.A. $cientology isn`t going to get out of this one ! The crime cult is going down!

  • Oh come on, it is not the size of it, but how you use it... clearly if he got MtF surgery he'd have the tightest pussy in the world... one so tight that even Pedobear would be in lurve with him.

  • wtf

  • this is a bit off subject... is it just me, or does he look like 'That 80's Guy' from Futurama?

  • Every time I see these spokesmouths and especially the corporate vids, it's like I'm seeing the Cheeziest 80's MLM-styled imagery. I get flashbacks of shady characters like Herbalife's permatan Mark Hughes, or Equinox's Big Bill Gouldd (especially when the "big man" told a woman at an MLM event to shut up before he knocked her out with explanatives). Like someone told me once: Last Year they were all out selling Timeshares... haha!

  • This is why he will be the fish in prison. Davie MisCavige - are you stretching that sphincter in preparation for jail life? It makes life in jail a lot easier, Davie.

  • 5/5 for the lulz

  • David Miscavige, AKA "Tiny O'Toole" ... always makin' a testicle of himself.

  • ahaha, good ol' australian rta ad!!

  • fucking lol.

  • When they said little, they weren't talking about his height.

    Watch with concentration moar.

  • heightism, its like racism but socially acceptable

  • I think the higher up you go in scientology the smaller you get.

    normal man > tom cruise > david miscavige

  • HOBBITS?

    IN MY BATTLE FIELD EARTH?

  • The medical term for it, if I am interpreting the symbolism correctly, is ,"micro penis."It is a condition of underdevelopment.

  • In Davey's case, it would be "macro penis," we're talkin' "needle dick - the bug "forker."

  • Oh mercy, you are a wild one!

  • Kim Jong Il = 5'6" - 5'2" ft.

    David Miscarriage = shorter than that.

    What a fucking hobbit.

  • He's 4-5 inches shorter than the 5"5 Cruise? LOLLOLOLLMAOAAA! EPIC LULZ, No wonder he's so defensive and scared and attacks kills(Shawn Lonsdale) anyone who attempts to interrupt the church, or himself.

  • DM's nickname is "Poodle".

    Bounce it like a meme.

  • "Napoleon Complex" anyone?

    Inadequacies much, Davy?

    Um, Dave: Can you say "overcompensate?"

    Nailed Dave like the mutha farkkn tin-pot furher, Mr. Tiny Pantz, that he is.

  • "Cruise Complex", more like! does this mean that all men who are, shall we say, "genitally-challenged" end up running dangerous scam-cults and making pots of money despite the fact that in public they bear a close resemblance to a professional fucktard? if so, then i guess i'm safe given that i'm packing "nether-region" tackle only marginally smaller than most South American countries. better to be poor and well-hung, than rich and...a twat.

    ps. ok i lied. my middle name is eunuch.

  • OMGWTFBBQ!

    I lulz so much, I skeered my cat.

    ...and I don't even own a cat.

    Considering Davy's pathology, he's gotta hate this vid.

    A. LOT.

    Nice and subtle build on that, in a kind of "drive by lulz" way.

  • Thank you. You've made me very happy.

  • Davy has a little squirrel sized penis, at least thats the rumor out of the Freewinds locker room. ;)

    1.) What are CofS crimes against children.

    2.) Command Lines are off policy.

    3.) Knowing How to Know, Is Knowing When to BLOW.

    4.) RTC is off policy.

    5.) KSW is GONE! it is ALL David Miscavige.

  • Many an evil upon mankind was orchestrated by those whose inadequacies dominated their rationale.

  • LULZ truth

  • LULZ good one, short (heh) and to the point!

  • oh, LOL!

  • LOL

    And Tom would know...

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