The Lonely Lady (1983) & Fake-Out (1982) -Teaser Trailers

[39mims]

pia - butt ugly

[hypnodance]

Is the narrator for "The Lonely Lady" Peter Cullen?

[wrightylee1982]

hahahahahaha

[V8interceptor1000]

Man that Fake Out's got everything, I swear... roulette, car chases, Telly Savalas

[goback3spaces]

What do Pia Zadora and G. Gordon Liddy have in common?

[ConfusedSponge]

for all of you who are too young to know or even remember, meet the worst actress in the world eveeeeeeer, pia zadora! madonna is even better, that's how bad she is. paris is worst but she's not a real actress. just a rich bitch who's pretending.

[gilgamess]

@ConfusedSponge While "Lonely Lady" has provided me with a great deal of laughter, I would argue that in "Hairspray", she did a fine job in her cameo. There are worse actors about, but before the days of "straight to video", rarely did one see such a set of bad acting turns with major distribution. To her credit, she did end up on the Broadway stage and received good reviews.

Having said that, the "Fake Out" trailer is hilarious. I like the scream.

[ConfusedSponge]

@gilgamess i've live long enough and i am a film fanatic. all the best films are indies. small productions. mainstream cinema is crap. b-movies are crap but i love them. they're so bad that they are so entertaining! pia zadora to me is the inventor and pioneer of crap acting. i don't know why some people like her. maybe because of the boobies. well i guess everyone has different opinion and taste.

[gilgamess]

@ConfusedSponge Well, I wouldn't say ALL of my faves are indies. I enjoyed "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?", "Citizen Kane", "All About Eve" "The Unforgiven" and "The King of Comedy" and all of them were released by major studios. My wife has a rule. If it has a star or two she likes, she's interested, too many stars, something's wrong! Surprisingly accurate rule it can be, too.

[ConfusedSponge]

@gilgamess yeah an ensemble cast of a-listers is a no brainer. yeah all my faves are indies. nowadays anyway. have you seen any great from from a major studio lately? avatar doesn't count, okay! nowadays, all the great films are indies. don't get me wrong. i love major studio mainstream films but all of them are classical films from the 30s and 40s. all about eve is great too. oh how i miss the golden age of hollywood. mainstream films from major studios nowadays suck beyond words.

[ConfusedSponge]

@gilgamess indie is the only way nowadays. the same apply for music. mainstream music from major label sucks. jonas brothers, miley, bieber. oh, please!! i say. go indie. it's the only way. i think everybody should do it. go indie. mainstream classical films from major studios are the best. back then major studios rule. there is no such thing as a good indie film. major studios rule everything from a to z. hence all the best stuff are from them.IndieBackThenMeans b movies.nUknowWhatBmoviesmean!

[ConfusedSponge]

@ConfusedSponge Pia Zadora still sucks though. Would love to see her do a comeback in a crappy B-Movie. You know just to laugh at her. Nice talking to ya, mess. Have a nice day. ;-)

[Rbatty2]

Double Pia! Great duo of trailers. Never seen "Fake out" man that looks messed up! Nifty, thanks for posting!

[pandaeyes42]

Pia Zadora.

Someone that makes Keanu Reeves look like a competent actor!

"The Lonely Lady"-shame, Ray Liotta, shame!!!

[ConfusedSponge]

@pandaeyes42 lol

[suntanboyee22]

i love these vintage trailers! telly savalas is awesome.