Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show 11/15/08 Part 2

[morksatan]

drugs anyone?

[Sozlled]

This is truly nightmarish. The way it looks and the way it sounds remind me of a horrible horrible hallucination i got when i was unwell. It is very hard to explain what it is but this is definitely the closest thing to it that i have seen on TV.

[hamgreen]

God loves us all and Jesus has redeemed us. Rejoice in his glory!!!

*watches video*

*turns to paganism*

[slamster]

i think bluey louie arm had a stroke

[thewakz]

Spicy Taco!

[earthrose93]

Bluey Louie looks like a raccon version of stewie

[earthrose93]

2:08 why is that hispnic looking puppet staring?

[neosoc]

1:16

Pay no attention to the bald man behind the edited-out wall!

[1976TRASHMAN]

why is an anti drugs show using psychodelic rave images on the blue screen

[DirtySandWizard]

Look how smug the puppet in yellow is while he stares directly at you, unlocking repressed childhood memories with each, soul-shattering second that passes.

[uriituw]

No wonder the show is being taken off air.

[KingEyebrow]

I think i've got this show worked out the guy or guys with the puppets invented time travel which sent them insane and beamed an image of the christian god into their minds those kids with guitars are victims who were brought from the 60s against their wills and are being held hostage

[UltraRobbie]

PLEASE tell me this show is a joke. I can't even describe how awful everything about it is.

[ProfessorKerfuffle]

@UltraRobbie I think they recorded it on heroin. The creator belived he was abducted by aliens

[UltraRobbie]

@ProfessorKerfuffle Wow :L

[lildread1]

ya blew it

[lildread1]

@FuzzyCigarDude

CS is not even real.

[Verschrankung]

Oh my God, that puppet is staring right at the fucking camera. That is the scariest thing I've ever seen on TV.

[RoboticusMusic]

3:21 "So... fuckit."

[RoboticusMusic]

lol mexican puppet.

[MINARD734]

IS this real?!?!



[lieutenantnobody]

This is a joke. The guy with the puppets is the same guy from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! show on Adult Swim.

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@lieutenantnobody This isn't a joke, this is where Tim and Eric found this guy. It's fucking gold.

[TheCardNut]

Is this a joke? holy fuck



[MercuryRis]

Um, did that puppet's head get rolled over by a steam roller?

[ObsessionOctopus]

Even the crew is having lolz.

Bloody hell, this is horrible.

[diddykongfu]

3:04 fuckers just staring at me man

[moonshoes1000]

The big blonde putta mama mea

[crunchynutstv]

2:00. If his eyes aren't enough to condemn you, Bluey Louie is a conception of Satan himself.

[amayagab]

Is this show LIVE? How about you do a take two. What in Sam Pekinpaws bloody anus is going on in this fucking show?

[Sovietskikh]

You can hear the camera crew laughing xD

[djazr]

those dudes with the guitars look pretty bored and out of it.

[DeltaWill]

The blond in the front is kinda cute. That's all I got...

[Allyattackattack]

@DeltaWill hes,hott

[DeltaWill]

I love how everyone is just blatantly laughing at him. XD

[kirkfnw]

2:03 Pissed myself laughing why does Liebe not get they are taking the piss out of him?

[Frankboxmeer]

Everytime I think I've seen it all, something new comes up!

Thanks man, for the tears from laughing. Jesus Christ, this is funny!

[JonYodice]

spanish doll puppet

[Rshimy]

This is one good thing that came from religion

[megathria]

did i hear bluey louie the racoon racoon say fuck it at 3:22?

[ursie1986]

That blonde guy in the front's hot (sorry god) also IS THIS FOR FUCKING REAL?

[lukas316815]

am i high?

[dunbar9finger]

Wow blue screen fail. - evil see-through puppet. wait... that thing was a racoon??

[dunbar9finger]

Wow blue screen fail. - evil see-through puppet.

[fenixspirit367]

...that puppet. when the raccoon was soloing...He's staring into my soul...

[WanderingRover]

these people are complete pisswags! This is by far the strangest thing I have ever seen.

Especially that woman!

I love the laughter that is being picked up on the mics lmao.

I don't like how the damn mexican puppet is staring at me while the fucking raccoon sings.

[ninjamaster97]

This probably would have worked out better if they did the following:

1. Use Team America style puppets.

2. Better voice actors and singers.

3. Stop using the random backdrops!!! I mean really, what the fuck?!

4. Did not use a blue puppet in front of a blue screen. Or better yet, don't use a blue screen and use a regular background!

5. Better consistency! This show is filled with bloopers and everyone looks so unprepared. Its a mess!

[HottieJ666]

i AM SCARED OF BLUEY LOUIE THE RACCOON

[PUMKINMANforever]

From 2:00 - 4:00 it's just that lifeless face on the other puppet staring into my soul. It's eyes like daggers, penetrating my sanity.

[EricAntonik]

Great Job!!! Abbbbsooooo lutely.

[sp00kynek0]

@EricAntonik tim & eric awsome show XD

[SlumberCloud]

I guess they had no editor? This is fucking hilarious

[BasilEstAuBresil]

This show just made me a believer...Of Satan

[BOOSHBOYDOM]

i laughed so hard everytime the weird stoners laughed. some of them looked liked they were pissing there pants

[mikek2k6]

This is 2008?! It looks like it was made in the early 70s

[LordBifford]

The most deplorable thing is that he's been doing this for years and hasn't gotten any good at it.

This makes me respect even the lamest professional TV productions, because at least those have a certain professional polish to them.

[tophatsrules]

he says f it at 3;26 

[shamz0rz]

ahahahahahaahahahahahahahah

[RYCloud92]

3:04 that f*cking puppet yellow wont stop staring into my soul

[tophatsrules]

@RYCloud92 a couple seconds after he says fu*k it

[foxyfaefife]

This programme offers definitive proof that there is no God.

[FatPopCorn]

`whats up with that racoon puppet? It has like an extra arm just hanging loose that the lady keeps tossing back to him like on:58. It looks like it will fall off

[FatPopCorn]

@FatPopCorn I mean 2:58

[FatPopCorn]

I love how people can't stop laughing. Its fucking great! That thing is suppose to be a racoon?

[handmiadenofgod]

@FatPopCorn It appears to be some kind of raccoon-cow cross breed abomination.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

HOLY SHIT. 10 seconds in and I feel like I'm on an acid trip

[TheChaoticGood]

"Blooey Looey" scares the crap out of me! What is he supposed to be?

[bobandkj]

GreAt J0b

[ivanisavich]

Haha this is fucking amazing. I just love how you can hear everyone (besides David) desperately trying to suppress laughter through the whole thing.

[PUMKINMANforever]

2008?!?!?! The F#@K?!?!?!?

[kingchrisuk2009]

Is that James May on the far right?

[Outpost206]

3:23... did he really say that?!

[wargasm58]

Yeah, that was a bit disturbing xD

[kirkfnw]

@Outpost206 think he said "OK", but David has a weird accent

[pnut7805]

Way to go out David Liebe Hart, did anyone rehearse for this episode? One would think you'd want to go out with a bang.

[LtZerge]

The problem with blue-screens is sometimes, people wear blue.

The two guys at the bottom are probably wearing jeans, which would explain why they're only a torso and their legs are psychedelic.

And yea, this is just.. wow... strangest ever.

[dlllllllllb]

Is this real? I don't understand... it's really funny, but if it's real, it's kinda distubring...

[discos22]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA this is fucking brilliant many thanks to Charlie Brooker for bringing this up :)

[rudiniification]

This is so shambolic it's untrue. The music either doesn't start on time or starts playing the wrong song "NO!! NO! NO!NO! number 19!! LMAO!

Bluey Louie looks like someone in a truck ran over his head. Which would be the only correct thing to do. That thing is FUGLY.

Even the people in the show can't stop laughing when it all starts to go horribly wrong, you can hear them giggling. This is comedy GOLD.

[phatman52]

this show simple isnt good for kids

[sneakysimian]

That racoon is pretty disturbing! Imagine that creeping into your house at night!

[bakedbeans57]

right! what...IN THE BLUE FUCK...is the relevance of the spanish accent? they can't even play the right song on a fucking CD player. this is just awful, they are the epitomey of stupid.

i am also here because of screenwipe, and because i find this so strange i must watch a load of the videos.

[whikless]

This is great! It's so un-crude and un-bad and un-creepy and un-fake and so very un-cheap!!!

[LeffJindblom]

Oh sweet baby Jesus, that's a RACOON?

[aurrorra]

This the same shit you'd see in a CULT video.

[mikeroephonics]

Who else is watching this because they're Tim & Eric fans? Haha.

[Sindre1]

I'm here becose of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe :P

[LordofDarkness42]

Me too XD

[ckolonko]

So what the hell was this crap about then? I like his shitty accent.

[humperdink216]

Please understand that these videos and this show have no affiliation with the Church of Christ, Scientist and do not reflect the teachings of Christian Science.

If anyone would like to discuss what Christian Science is, please don't hesitate to message me.

[JetpackNinjaDinosaur]

Christian + Science? Does not compute.

Thats like saying banana + round

makes no fucking sense.

[humperdink216]

If you'd actually like to know why it's called Christian Science, again, I'm happy to talk with you. Even happy to debate, just shoot me a message.

be well,

Ian

[JetpackNinjaDinosaur]

oh god lawlz

No no, humor me

give me whatever you got right now about whats scientific about Christianity. Please, for the sake of all of us we need a laugh.

[humperdink216]

I'd rather not in comments on the video. Again, happy to chat in messages. If ur 2 1337, I understand.

[JetpackNinjaDinosaur]

Then you are not confident enough to explain it to everyone else.

Have a nice day then. Private discussions are worthless. Discussions on subjects like this should be public so everyone can input and learn from it. If you wan't to be a coward about it then thats fine.

You COULD also create a video and send it to me and i'll be glad to make a video response.

[RoboticusMusic]

@humperdink216 Christian Science 101 isn't a college course.

[dunbar9finger]

@humperdink216 So it's a different brand of insanity, then - big deal. they're both insane.

[9n6c3]

i'm cringing just watching it

[777follower]

If I would have know this was here I would have skipped theology school and saved a few years and a few grand.

Seriously, I go to theology school

[Jraw72]

Can't sleep...Blue Louie will eat me!

Can't sleep...Blue Louie will eat me!

[EltBerserker]

Oh god 6:47

He's just staring.... FUCKIN STARING

[EltBerserker]

wait... dad?

[darkofwintermoon]

As silly and as cheesy as this is at least it sends a good message, kinda!

[dasloan]

so... is this comedy or is this serious?

[snen1234]

to be honest, this is sort of like a really bad christian science church service, only they are not terrifying.

[medicatedmind420]

Last night i awoke to the sound of my bedroom door closing gently. As my eyes focused i could see a small figure sitting at the foot of my bed, smiling from ear to ear. It was Chip the Black Boy and he was slowly reciting the Lords prayer. His hands looked bloody.

[gaozhi2007]

@medicatedmind420 Mr. Marbles??

[JoopsTz]

I believe the Christian Science church tried to get this guy to change the name of his show so it wouldn't be confused with Christian Science. I can see why!

[clagfest]

I just wish that puppet would let him say The Lords Prayer without the constant interruptions. Little fucking Twat! I bet he's a Scouser!

[tapplos]

Those kids are trapped in the twilight zone. Get help.

[rochdalerules]

As the guy on Charlie Brooker said: 'once you've seen this it's there forever.'

[corts123]

how ghetto can u get?

[iknklst]

These people make Scientologists look like the Amish.

[ckolonko]

I love how everything goes wrong on this program.

[ckolonko]

It also sounds like Lieber Hart has been drinking.

[good4we]

The most AMAZING thing I have ever seen on the internet!!!

[atomicpuppet]

salame!!!

[scootch7]

this show is AMAAAAAZING