Let's Play Iji - 10 - War Zone

[letsplay7FTW7]

There was an old lady who swallowed a tasen...

[tankknightv5]

Wow... The AI in this game is... Incredible. And Remar made this with GameMaker?! He must've spent a lot of time on this.

[ShadowIslefr]

"I'll grind you into a paste."

Tasen-butter and jelly sandwiches?

[youcancontactme]

they look like super alien trogdors!

[whatbefalls13]

At 0:48 when you said "Stop what you do!" It made me think of a rhyme.

Stop what you do!

Or I shall kick you!

Of course, you couldn't kick the elite tasen at the time, but still.

Awesome videos, actually I've watched this LP before but your commentary is hilarious so I'm watching it again. =D

5/5 if I could rate.

[BygPhattyPlus]

Jeeze, you weren't kidding! Not just troops fighting each other, but the ships are fighting, too! And it defiantly seems it was a bad idea to call the Komato!

[DeceasedCrab]

Because it's a stupid idea. It wouldn't be entertaining. It wouldn't have anything to do with the games I'd be Let's Playing. And because I'd rather not. I know a lot of people on YouTube do this, but a lot of people are stupid.

[lolmechy]

for once i agree with you

[lothrazar]

It is all about the games.

[TheFeuerWithin]

You should use more the Hyper Pulse. It's like kicking, but ranged and no delay.

... Well, it just consumes ammo, and you must fire it for like 0.3 seconds before it actually does the kicking effect.

Thing is, it's dependant on Strenght, so you can send the guys flying. A lot.

On another note, how do you get the Supercharge in Sector 7, if I'm able to ask?

[OneZealousPie]

If that's the place where you fight Proxima, then I think you'll need to fight Proxima without using electricity-weapons only!

[Phandiw]

Oh MAN. When you're not just walking through the game killing everything with kicks and the shotgun, the enemy AI really gets a chance to shine.

I did not know they even had resonance reflectors, though they did duck my foot a few times.

THE KOMATO DO NOT DEPLOY THEIR FORCES UNTRAINED AND UNEQUIPPED. Yet another reason to like this game.

[Ixthraxus]

Wow. I did a pacifist run and even I learned that! Mostly by watching them and the Tasen kill each other, though. A fight is something else when your job is officially "hoover vacuum" and "don't get killed by stray rockets".

[Ultimortal]

Ciretako is pronounced later in the game when you attack *spoilers* with *spoilers* in sector *spoilers*, but since the actress is Polish and spoke with an English accent while I instructed in Swedish and modified the voice afterwards on my mostly American-made computer, DC is most likely the only one pronouncing it like a Tasen would. So stop bothering him.

On a more relevant note, next time you get the explosive Shotgun, try switching to the Buster gun for a fun Blackthorne homage.

[DeceasedCrab]

I know you keep saying how 1.3 is basically the last update now that you've taken care of most of the major bugs and fixed most of the problems, but considering just how much content you apparently added into it, I call shennanigans. You mostly re-wrote the pacifist scenario apparently! I need to hurry up and do a run for that, I am missing out on sooo much. But yeah, I think I know the sector you mean.

[DeceasedCrab]

I (and everyone else) needs to replay 1.3. And I suspect we haven't seen the last update either.

As for the Buster Gun, oh, I'll switch to it, but not until it's prudent. Also, I don't have a whole lot of ammo, so it won't be for very long.

[beskandalous]

DC, I just want you to know that you are the only person on youtube I would consider fucking. You are amazing. Never stop making these videos. OR I WILL FIND YOU.

[DeceasedCrab]

.........what

[RocketxSurgeon]

Dittio.

[Zebeast123]

Hey DC, i was just thinking it would be really awesome if you started hacking more units, obviously not now but like when you get back into where your slinking around unnoticed, just a thought.

[TeaOfJay]

Your solution is a lot similar to what I would have done: Nuke the crap out of every living thing in the room.

[FacePunch0]

Man, this game is freaking awesome.

[monkeymac3]

Love the music in this game

[ReeseTora]

what have we done?

dunno, but I found a neat feature while I was trying to switch weapons with the number pad...

(I hope that isn't a spoiler, as I don't recall seeing it as something you could do in the manual but don't recall any log book that tells you about it.)

[moss257]

if only halo had the explosive shotgun powerup...

and no the brute shot doesnt count, it's a 'nade launcher

[nameuseraisthis]

Proper Spelling and Grammer: On its deathbed since the 80's...

[scorchedredshirt]

Aww, cool! DC is doing this game? Second best freeware behind Cave Story, imo.

[DeceasedCrab]

What is imo? Is that like the next generation of emo? Or are you using deprecated internet garbage slang in order to increase our scorn for you?

[scorchedredshirt]

I knew I felt something wrong with that comment. I'll go die in a hole now.

[kingc0braR00lz]

imo stands for in my opinion

[DeceasedCrab]

Shut up, Imo Kid.

[scorchedredshirt]

Really? I must have been using it wrong, I was under the impression it stands for "I'm miserably obvious." Huh.

[TheHelldragon]

HA HA HA HA HA! WHOOOOOOOOOO!

Sorry, I'm just...enthused by all the recent debate. Your solutions are hilarious. The rebuttals are fierce. Best. Argument. Ever.

[ripley4O77]

I don't think the Komato like you very much, also you should realize that when you say in a game "He has a deflection shield too" and you follow it up by a blast, it is most likely going straight back to your face...I call that effect 'CPU Humor'

[Kodaim1]

I agree. It happens to me frequently.

[hyphz]

Have you cracked any Tasen/Komato yet? :)

[IB112]

photon hammer aye.?.....

[LaZodiac]

God this part looks hard. I'm going to be alittle worried when I play through it my own. Hopefully my not murdering will make things alittle easier.

[PJackPJ]

Hahah. I hurt myself with the explosive shotgun too.

[doppleganger4827]

I forgot about explosive shotgun, how about explosive kick!

[DeceasedCrab]

You do realize the explosions damage us too, right? That would be Teeeeeerrible.

[agentjr]

Even with splash damage, you know you'd love to kick something and have it explode.

[puretay]

it would be entertaining till you die.

[doppleganger4827]

I'd enjoy it more if she became so deranged that when you explode kick, she go "Weeeee!" as she flies across the sector.

[MaryxG]

Or when you rocket jump she goes "Weeeeeee". Or both.

[thevoiceofdog]

I love how there's not even time for an introduction.

But then how do we know this is DC and not some horrible doppleganger vying for his subscribers?

[nameuseraisthis]

Oh no! It's Living Lobster again! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE DC!!!

[outcastorange]

The AI is amazing in this game! They duck and reflect your attacks so well!

[LazyVolcano]

Iji is now officially ninja.

[Bladedlightning]

A Komato with a Resonance Reflector? Has DC met his match?!

Of course not. He's got a Nuke.

[burnum]

Now this game looks similar to Journey to Silius.

[darkueki]

Everything is going crazy! I guess this is the best Sector for pacifists? The Komato are jerks, at least the Tasen have good taste in lures.

[Senae]

Every sector is the best sector for pacifists.

[doppleganger4827]

Except Sector 10. I had to look up what to do, & then do a few rounds of "head desk".

[ChrisBabaganoosh]

I have some strange feeling in the back of my head that the Komato are a bunch of jerks. I'm not quite sure yet, though.

[Cevian]

I think you just invented a new Komato sport: Resonance Deflector Pong.

[Starbound2]

I feel sorry for whoever is receiving that serve.

[Senae]

That sport was already invented by the Komato. they then decided that it was far too tame, and everybody went back to playing "Punch the large ball of unstable energy until it explodes" or some such.

[Wirrit]

Note: Without very careful timing, a very fast recharge on their deflector, or extreme distance between the two players, player 1 would generally lose.

I suspect the Komato would fix this problem via having an elaborate arm-wrestling competition to determine who gets to be player 2.

[puretay]

the initials of the Komato Imperial Weapons Industry spell Kiwi. heh.

Also you said you were two short of 8 strength., you were three.

And you continue to mispronounce Ciretako.

[DeceasedCrab]

It's not a mispronunciation if the word is never actually pronounced in the game. Also, piss off.

[Senae]

but DC, puretay is clearly an expert on Tasen linguistics, and understands that the proper way to pronounce Ciritako is ñüâçdsÆ.

Really, why should we, the viewers, be punished for your ignorance, Deceased Crab?

[DeceasedCrab]

Because.

[SakimotoFanboy]

Oh, did you learn nothing from his Shadowrun LP?

[DeceasedCrab]

No they didn't. They don't know when to shut up. And it doesn't matter if they're right because I don't care.

[jopomeister]

That could be a problem.

[izraqthedark]

Can I get some sauce on my Ciratako?

[DeceasedCrab]

Only in one flavor: Deranged Annihilator.

[SoraCross]

"Holy Crow"

That's a new one.

[neobullseye1]

gotta love the Komato Imperial Weapon Industries disclaimer XD!

"Komato Imperial Weapon Industries cannot be held responsible for personal injury, technical problems, or unwanted fiery death."

[faeleia]

I played this game so many times, it's a great great game, but I always find that I enjoy watching you play more than playing it myself haharhar. Your quotes are so funny, I'm not even kidding. Oh DeceasedCrab, you so need to be in a comic strip!

[ArkAharu]

Well this one showed me something interesting. During the entire run I did, not once did I ever have a Splintergun shell get reflected back at me after reflecting one first. DC handled the situation very well though.

WITH VIOLENCE! It's how he solves most of his problems!

[SaiaiChan]

This is around the point in the game where it goes from just a solid game to pure explody awesome.

[zxcvbnm54111]

that note to yourself about explosions and radius, you'll probably forget that in the near future, I can tell you that I sure did!

[AdamX222]

I wouldn't have played this awesome game if not for you, DeceasedCrab. Thank you.

[Bobstew68]

Same here. I played it through twice (violent and pacifist), and enjoyed it thoroughly. Hadn't heard of Iji before DC's first LP video of it. Thanks, DC! And huge props to the maker. It's always nice to see great games coming out of GameMaker.

[MouseyWithPower]

That makes two of us! Thanks, DC!

[BlazeAlex]

"Here's my solution to problems BOOM" very nice laugh out loud

[bladetiger]

*sings*

DC solves his problems with a nuke bomb,

DC solves his problems with a nuke bomb,

DC solves his problems with a nuke bomb,

and he never has the same problem twice.

[robfathah]

Look upon what ye've wrought, DeceasedCrab!

Also, the next time we're invaded by Tasens, I am _not_ calling the Komato. They make a huge mess and I do not want to clean it.