Jane Farts

[KaiserTheAdversary]

I'm scared to ask where this idea came from...

[bretecarmen]

omg omg ahahhahahhhahhahhahd :D

[OshitOshitOshit]

HAHHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHA

[lardo444]

i need more tea please.

peace, lardo.

[MultiArant]

LMAO...that was hilarious! XDD

[NibiruMagick2012]

you are one sick puppy... lol

[01101100d]

That was awesome lol.

[mrhudson]

Thats pretty damned funny. Good job!

[gothicchick478]

ahahaha

that was so funny xD

[SeouljahPride]

lol women and their stories :p

[EVHisgodyoumuppet]

my day was okay.....

[rocketmen1]

um WTF?

[Rebecca1094]

ahaaaaa, tried to duck tape her ass, funny stuff !!

[supremespeed]

Please! More tea time!!!

[ehuus0000]

I......that was fantastic

[crazycat1984]

Ha thats hilarious. I know somone who actually speaks like that. Awesome!

[schoneswesen]

zomfg! i love this shit! keep up the good work sexy!

[Septemberameadows]

That was so twisted! How the heck!?!?

[smokemipole]

o....k...what is your problem bud?

[Bottledcan]

That was so spectacular that I think I may have to mash candy into my eyes and ears to equate to the splendor that you've given me.

[IamTh3PkD3m0n]

amazing video i love how its told so fast to, very funny

5/5 like all your other vids

[mickenoss]

Whoa, how many of those books have you read?

[MrsScarletScolex]

A picture of 18! Yay.

[snotpokkit]

hahahahaaaaa

Oh dear. Your doll has some interesting doll friends :)

[DesiredControl107]

LOL!

[thechurchofdave]

Hey Jeff. If you think I am the greates thing on youtube and that you can only hope to be as good as me....hmmm.....oh ..shave off your mustache ! :D

[scorpius319]

Hey Dave....the only thing you are good at is arrogance....

But hey, be arrogant just because you can, that's all that is required. Funny thing is that you carry it as if it's a new idea

[thechurchofdave]

scorpius319: Yeah it's too bad I have never been able to master sarcasm.

[scorpius319]

Dave: It's also too bad you need all sorts of attention

[thechurchofdave]

scorpius319: Yeah it's too bad about people who are willing to put up with attention in order to express themselves. People like myself or my friend Azrienoch here. Or like every actor, dancer, comic, politician, sports figure, personality, celebrity and such whoever ended up in front of the general public. Cuz there is always some mouthy little nag nearby, yappin away like a rabid Chihuahua. Failing as consistently at espousing a grand perspective as celebrity gossip magazines Tag your it.

[scorpius319]

Dave said : "Cuz there is always some mouthy little nag nearby, yappin away like a rabid Chihuahua. Failing as consistently at espousing a grand perspective as celebrity gossip magazines"

Yr miasma of ranting only implicates you. Too bad you coudln't just answer my point directly without TRYING to sound highhanded.

...why do YOU need so much attention? Just look at yrself and the manner of your speech. You REALLY go out of your way bc inner-validation isn't within.

[thechurchofdave]

scorpius319: Yes Dear.

[scorpius319]

dave: ah yes, of course

[ryangfilm]

"Oh, what a lovely tea party."

[turnuon]

What the....????!?!?!

lol

[vC8H10N4O2]

hahahaha hilarious!

if i had a penis, you just made it smile.

[Kroy23]

omg, i am subscribing

[dogredrum66]

Did you actually read all those books!?!

[moonboy87]

That seriously made my day...lol

[religionisabsurd]

You're uniquely interesting. But, your vids not always my cup of tea. Impossible to satisfy all folk always! Lately, you seem to be exploring aiming at the lowest common denominator. I respect that. Is the major market segment. Clearly, a formula that will increase revenue is desirable.. I cannot fault you for that. I wonder if it might interest you, in a future video, to mess with the differences between Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Heidegger and Sartre. I'll tell you my main channel if you do so.

[stayhereinmyroom]

I almost farted, I was laughing so hard at this shit!!

[87Julius]

Not funny

[azrienoch]

This from the guy who favorited gym bloopers and the "best" scenes from the crappy remake of The Wicker Man.

[listenup20one]

Hahahaha Az I laughted so hard your the man.

[patternsinchaos]

you sexy tool

[spricket24]

Your hands are so delicate and soft.

[azrienoch]

The better to feel you up with, my dear.

[m0s1ah]

damn how do you come up with this stuff, you cannot be sane.

[inmendham]

don't mean to be too skeptical but Jane doesn't seem exotic enough a name for a blowup doll.

[steffcrombie]

I think Ive split from the laughter. Or perhaps the raping... either one.

[Butterflyx4]

lmao that was awesome

[ShortbusMooner]

A-hahahaha! Too funny!

Jeff- you are not right! ;)

Farts are happy things!

[benny3196]

minimus

[bekabug]

lmfao that was.....amazing.

[Spalg]

I take shits into gettolion's vagina

[matrix2k3]

your place looks cool

[tadshackles]

That was one of the single greatest near 4 minute spans of my exsistence!

TY FOR THIS JEFF!

[2bsirius]

OMG so now flatulence is now a kind of mating call? I'm gonna be sick now.

[sweetypie000]

i'm at work today and keep farting. glad i'm on my own and hope nobody comes in as the room must smell like the opening of a packet of dry roasted peanuts

[PostZapruder]

Rofl

[turboskanker]

i just farted

[missdivinestalls]

Man I hate when that happens.

[staceystars91]

really interesting comments on here.

[cmcanuck]

Very funny.

[pickles2626]

haha that was hilarious...how did you not laugh while telling that story?

[aspacelot]

hahaha, nice! very funny

[IAGuy06]

And these are the days of our lives...

[RocktheBlonde30]

bahahahaaa!! wowzers. :D how do u come up with this shit?? its HILARIOUS!!

hahaha

[TormentedByDemons]

Incrapacitated. Blowst Office. Such philthy phonetics.

Maybe we should just start calling you Fartnoch.

[Mjhavok]

Your love for me is not debatable

Your sexual appetite's insatiable

You never ever make me wait at all,

Delectable, inflatable you... :D

[OhCurt]

I'm so glad that story has a happy ending.

Was getting worried when duct tape was mentioned.

[OutOfTouchMedia]

rofl great stuff

[Schwartzvald1]

i can honestly say what the fuck to this one, hey jeff you ok?

[naughtypuppetshow]

What a charming Tarty doll. :-)

[DatAintRight]

i hate it when that happens! damn....

[kirsty53cady]

lol, that was different...

[angryislander56]

fartless

but thanks fer caring

[excelgeo]

very funny

[mjd9208]

Are you feeling ok, Az?

[Myst936]

18 got an upgrade. laawwl

[Johnnyblackvette]

Noch you Rock!

[samuelmichaud]

So hows the new place? Pretty doable?

[gettolion]

You are the biggest piece of fucking shit you fucking cock licking, rabbit raping, fart licking, butt munching, dick muma!

I wanna fucking fight you, you piece of fucking shit!

[svengalie]

Indeed

[samuelmichaud]

You're pretty hardcore man.

[azrienoch]

He's my girlfriend.

[azrienoch]

Fuck that, you scrawny piece of shit. You want to bleed?

[gettolion]

and who would be the one making me bleed? you couldnt possibly be talkin about yourself your so shit you couldnt kill a fly with mortene! look at you, ya look like a fucken hobo. this is the shittest video on youtube.

[azrienoch]

Oh yeah, I'm talking about making you bleed. You'll bleed out your ass from me fucking it so hard. And if I have my way, you'll bleed from your throat when I put my cock there too.

The shit you see, by the way, is caked on your face and you have difficulties seeing through it.

[xxfbtmof]

this is brilliant.

[SmokeMeMe]

Ur awesome!

[gettolion]

wtf!! you wanna fuck me up the ass! do i even have to bother replying to that? without me saying anything youve made yourself look like a gay ass rapist who likes farts

[azrienoch]

Please bother! Don't tease me, big boy! I've just GOT to be inside of you, pushing deeper and deeper. Maybe I'll use my fist.  I'll reach up into your stomach and... *spirit fingers*

[RayAtheist]

lol, who the hell is gettollon? is it fakesagan?

[Trollschool]

What the fuck is "mortene"? A morbid overdose of ice cream?

Or maybe it's a madness caused by an allergy to Ovaltene.

Or maybe you couldn't kill a fly with your IQ.

[lackin124]

Agreed, gettolion is an idiot. Azrienoch is amazing, and it's nice to see him get the chance to strike back on an moron like that.

[gettolion]

hey lackin124 i just got a really good idea! since this fuckwits lookin for some dude to fuck and suck and you obviously have your nose stuck half way up hes ass already why dont you grab a pair of tweasers and insert this jockers pin dick into your undoubtedly loose asshole you fucken nerd!

[azrienoch]

Don't talk to lackin that way, you ungrateful pig. I gave you fucking everything! I was gonna let you be alive while I fuck you, but sweet old violence is falling. That's it. I'm corking out a new fuckspot in the back of your skull. Your mom will be so proud, she'll join in. She wants to FEEL the brain you never used, check it out, see if there was any visible reason that you disappointed her so much.

[soapidelic]

Azrienoch. Are you feeling okay? Why so angry? Need a hug? A blowjob? Here, let me get on my knees and see what I can do.

[azrienoch]

Uh... yes please.

[gettolion]

hahaha yeah ok ill leave it at that, thanx for 3 days of entertainment

[azrienoch]

hehehehehehe

[anonyfox]

Dude, Az, you OWNED that bastard! Nice to see that you can still fight back, man!

[kennjad]

damn... thats graphic... sucks to be gettolion

[lackin124]

Oh really now? Sounds like you've got a few issues. Either way, I'm enjoying laughing at your pathetic attempts at insulting people.

[Kierketaard]

Interesting that one of the last things that a corpse does is fart a lot. A final response from the body, and an echo to the initiatory gas expelled from single celled organisms at the beginning of life.

In the human creator, gas has become a kind of sigh, rarefied.

[samuelmichaud]

lol

[logicaust]

Hmm, 18 is now a window to a memory of a time that can not be taken back. Sad, yet inspiring. Also, I'd keep the books; they are you, and it would add a surreal aspect, I think (C'mon, imagine being locked up in a library overnight by accident...am I the *only* one who would think that would be an adventure in and of itself?? ...fine, I'm the only one)

Peace Az.

[DarkMatter2525]

I felt so ashamed when I saw you unpacking Tea Time. Look what ''ve forced him to do, I thought. As a kid, I always got what I wanted by bitching and moaning. Here I am, years later, and it still works.

[azrienoch]

Actually, you're probably the only person that'll get that symbolism.

[SeeNoEvil6657]

u should introduce 18's brother 17

[SeeNoEvil6657]

lmao, ur stuff in gtea time now is funny as hell

[underdog3]

great video, funny too.

[vclamp]

18 was due for some plastic surgery! Are the I/O ports still functional if you know what I mean?

5 bags of flatulence from Big Willy.

[samuelmichaud]

It looks more like 18 might have switched to smaller and better things.

[DarkMatter2525]

Note: this comment was made by God (I took control of DarkMatters account).

Trying to stave off Armageddon are we? Very good. I shall spare the Twin Citiesthis time.

[azrienoch]

Hello God. If you would, tell DarkMatter to approve this video as a response to his video so I can get it a bunch of views. Thanks!

[azrienoch]

Wow, you are fast.

[DarkMatter2525]

DarkMatter saw that he had a video response just before you replied to my comment. The idiot doesn't check his mail enough. Also, the idiot forgot to allow video responses automatically.

[silverangel91900]

i have no words...

but i loved it. lol'd a few times. =]

[strtforward1]

Female here. I recently gave up apologizing for farting. I now say, "Thank You"! Why? Because it feels good! Or I blame it on the room I'm in or whatever I'm doing: in the bedroom, say bedroom. Doing laundry, say laundry etc. But, hey, man, I am not flying out the window!

[666lordbyron666]

fart noises are beautiful

[boredawesome]

lol wut

[marniespeaks]

was this just rattling around in your mind or did it come to you in a dream - either way were you snickering?

[azrienoch]

Actually, I kinda just sit down and write it. And yes, I snicker.

[MisterMiggle]

snickers? I enjoy snickers.

[Perlustrate]

The actors were in a box

[tetsubo57]

Farting is happiness.

[FinalSummation]

WTF,  im speechless.....

[thinkmorepink]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa Jeff, this made me laugh so hard, I woke my brother up. Thanks, lol

[sunshineandsparkles]

roflmao!!

[Samanmotlagh]

There is no good argument for not killing yourself.

However, this video makes me want to stay alive :)

[insidethemusicbox11]

i love farting. so i guess i'm a very happy woman?

[DancersAreCool]

ahahhaha this was totally random but i loved it XD

[GnosticDjinn]

Wow. That's the most thoughtful fart joke ever.

[orangelixir]

what the fuck lol

[elysiatheamazing]

the move must be very hard on you, keep the spirits up az!

[antonyneal]

gold

[VonSchnutze]

Was that a fart joke or an expose on police corruption?

[Meenners]

hahahaha

[1happiness]

^_^

[Humdiddledee]

A liiiiiittle too fast, but good.

[CadicusTheDamned]

That was quite hilarious. Thanks, Jeff. Keep on keeping it surreal.

[werewolfmask]

that was freakin' great! you're so good at stories!!!!

[ArcaneKarma]

shwing!

[kenster112]

wow I cant believe I understood all of that.

[SuperCanadianCowGirl]

uh.... okay??

[peachie899]

that made me laugh harder then a blow up doll fart joke skit should've ..... amazing sir.

[acies37]

best

tea time

EVER!

10/10

[Sunnyangel37]

wow o.o that is very imaginative

[Brandt761]

Lolzers,

[K4L1D154573R]

lolol your videos can turn the most horrible of days in to good days.

[Leekilicious]

Fleshlight+Electric fan = THE BEST

[beeohhski]

please elaborate

[PureSkillz86]

roflest

[thelyzardiam]

kikikiki good stuff

im shocked you could talk like that for such a long time. btw, thanks for the tea time jingle, its now my ringtone

[WayneSkoting]

<3

Im actualy amazed. We are goin to reinact this out tonight to 'rod stewart' and 'abba'. Its like your reading my GF's strange japanese brain. Thanks Jeff.

~Ryan Westlake.

[jogayot]

that's so fartalucky story!

[Genn333]

Wow...you have quit the imagination. Its nice to see people still have imaginations.

[kayyouman]

lol

[Bloodrazor666]

Hahaha!!! Nice

[NatasmaiTM]

This is kinda turning into a creepy Tyler Durden Fight Club thing. Must be why I'm soo entertained. Keep it up.

[StevenErnest]

I'm beginning to worry about you. ;P

[Rowdyeh]

Was jane full of nitrous oxide? Lmao!

[akasaart]

so if one of those inflatable hammers from a fair starts farting, what does that mean?

[vclamp]

that means that you have hit the nail on the pointy end!

[akasaart]

you make a good point

[ike4pres]

... I don't get it. I can usually keep up, but I'm lost. D:

Blast my youthful ignorance.

[akasaart]

it's a blow-up doll...

nothing to advanced here

[cliveconey]

vids jus keep getting better. XD

[Keithjustinburton]

That wasn't even funny.

[LSD616]

how f***ed up is this? :D simply awesome!

[bakaface]

ha! ha! ha!

[unclesam69]

well that was fun