: Caffeine Conspiracy : Foamy The Squirrel

[ZoanBlade90]

I concur. Even their products without coffee taste like coffee!

[mrbattlenet]

Starbucks coffee tastes burnt and doesnt quite qualify as coffee to me... Im done with my comment now

[ShinyVoid]

"The squirrel is on to us.....BITCH."

[TimeCodeMechanics]

LOL. I love Starbucks, but I do love the small coffee shops too.

[indigothecat]

My favorite place in town is called "The Coffee Hag," owned and primarily run by a local, friendly, Lesbian couple. :) They even have a stage for small touring bands to perform on. :D

[GoldDrakeProductions]

@indigothecat Screw the band....... lesbian coffee kicks ass. Better cream eh'? LOL!

[tweakjones]

@indigothecat mankato, MN!!!!

[Adamsauce99]

i stail car about ma and pa stores

[TheConFilmer]

i like Starbucks...... :c

[tbommerrulez]

Not to add more distaste toward starbucks, but has anyone actually tried their baked goods? Seriously, I know its not home made and what-not, but man, I have yet to eat something from there that didn't taste like cardboard coated in sugar, and I have tried a few stores, and different food each time. Seriously, how can you wreck donuts and muffins like that. They'd be better if they just bought tastycakes and put them up. Man, their baked goods are awful. are awful.

[R0ckG1r7]

My town's Mom and Pop stores are doing even better than the Starbucks houses.

[CombateArmsOndraya]

Wonder if Foamy has heard of Tim Hortons

[musicaleCA]

@CombateArmsOndraya The minute Foamy hears of Time Hortons, Canada is doomed.

[royfox2010]

You know what's fucking weird? I've watched 5 of these coffee episodes in a row and I'm telling myself "In a second I'll get a sip of the coffee next to me." I look over and there's nothing there... Wtf... I feel like someone stole it.

[ShuuichiMinamino25]

OMFG! THIS is exactly what happened to a small coffee place in my home town! Only it wasn't Starbucks but a Dunkins! Two months after it was built, the small mom-and-pops place closed down! I don't go there b/c it's not on my route to work and I bring my own I make at home in a THERMOS! Or I go to Irvings and get a 20oz coffee for less then two bucks plus tax!

[lorddarknite]

i love foamy

[hiraikotsuember]

I love how exasperatedly he says, "Oh Jesus Christ. Why can't you leave me alone??"

[Chiki1907]

i want to randomly go up to someone and say, 'YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?!"

[seabook93]

umm the squirrel is on to us

ummmmm bitch

[ieatflood]

I don't have an addiction to coffee. I can say that with a straight face. I do drink it every day, but I can prove I do not simply because of the fact that I HAVE been to a starbucks, consumed EVERY kind of coffee they serve, and have only returned a small handful of times for the sweet frozen ones that most places don't sell. I worked at a starbucks, and they, like emopoptartsbox says, train you to get your clientele addicted; they do have the highest concentration of caffeine.

[Purplelady0790]

Lucky me for never having a taste for coffee so I'm safe from the conspiracy.

[Resdin11]

Bitch LOL

[Nagneto]

"Copy of Catcher in the Rye" HA! BURN. lol

Foamy's still right though.

[magicalshark]

this makes me sad that im addicted to starbucks at age 12....

[4o4osam]

Rofl any sane person knows that everything is addictive...from videos,drinks,feelings, to eaven thoughts. Epic vids still ^^ not wearing out.

[DemonKing001100]

the coffee conspiracy is messing with foamy's cult

[kballo321]

So...Star-Schmucks a drug house?

[misspinkpunkykat]

This couple opened up a coffee shop here last summer, their coffee is ten times better than the stuff from Star Bucks.

[emopoptartsbox]

i used to work at starbucks. it's seriously true. they tell you in training that the goal is to get people hooked and keep them coming back. it blows. cooperate does nothing for it's employees to help with the customer madness either. if ANYTHING goes wrong it's all the barista's fault. which results n immediate termination over NOTHING. it's fucking stupid. i have never set foot into those bull shit coffee hells since.

[keniakittykat]

@emopoptartsbox My sister worked at the starbucks in Antwerp (Belgium) I'm very glad that the barista brainwashing doesn't fly over here, people here are way more forgiving on human mistakes (thank god!)

[GodofChange]

@emopoptartsbox i honestly sympathize with you

[bobrulz666]

I pay the price of a tall for what is a ven- tee here

[inuyashaflower]

Why couldnt Starbucks disappear and Borders have stayed

[Seedsof2013]

@inuyashaflower The American economy is almost completely dead. Borders knows when to pull out. Caffeine addiction is stronger than book-reading addiction.

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@inuyashaflower While I don't like starbucks(or coffee for that matter) they are supporting barnes and noble so at least they'll still be around. Ironic thing about me not liking coffee, is that I'm half colombian, born in Tacoma(Seattle and Tacoma are as close together as E cup breasts in a corset so tight the woman's ovaries are ruined).

[QueenKatz451]

@inuyashaflower Now that's one Thing can lightly agree on, me personally I love Starbucks. But I loved Borders more.

[AggroVolken]

I will take Mom&Pop, small diner coffee over Starbucks ANYDAY. Tastes so much better.

[conkerzgrate]

i love it when he gets mad

[MarquiseOfHearts]

Reasonably priced.

Ahahahahahahaha, oh yeah, they're reasonable alright

[USMC4Jesus]

Hey, I live in Seattle, and I probably would get more coffee from the little stores if they weren't 15 minutes away, when Starbucks is a mere 4 minutes from my house. If I want daily coffee, I make it myself; Starbucks is like a once a week treat because it is so damn expensive. Besides, if Starbucks was really THAT bad, people wouldn't pay for it, they would go to smaller, cheaper stores. Starbucks got big by being better.

[Shade4428]

Why pay seven fucking dollars for a fucking cookie! >:(

[lawl114]

umm the squirrel is on to us. bitch. :3

[cyanmanta]

I work overnights at a hotel; I can drink all the coffee I want all night for free. Fuck Star-schmucks and Don-King-Don-Knotts.

[TheCopper1234]

The squirrel is onto us.......bitch!

[Bowmike13]

I enjoy Foamy the squirrel and don't really enjoy Starbucks very much, but I know if I was running a business I would do everything in my power to get as many people to come to my place rather than the others. All of you would do the same. Why in hell would Starbucks do anything different? To make LESS money? NO!!!

[roxxypug]

why is it when the two top comments make no sense they seem to get more likes it MAKES NO FREAKIN SENSE!!!!!!!!!

[kenxzero]

And I'm on to you too!

[DEADREDED09]

@TheCopper1234 you dont deserve top comment! all you did was restate what was said wtf how old are you 8 or something!?

[Force12141214]

reasonable price my A** I can get a quote unquote tall cup of coffee for $1 and it taste way better

[010sasori]

another evil corperation. where are the zombies.

[phantomturtle44]

Both the top comments are the same...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FOAMY FANS, DON'T JUST QUOTE THE VIDEO! LEAVE MORE CLEVER COMMENTS!! And learn how to fucking spell!

[muffinthewitch]

I AGREE!!

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[ShukketsuNiUmareta]

...the top comments are the same thing...and it's quoted from the video...people, be creative with your comments, this is partially why foamy hates you.

[mail4chloeCAKE]

"The squirrel is onto us... Bitch!" XD

[Dillfaro]

I see the irony in a fast talking squirrel wanting to hate on caffeine.

[mastercheifslayer300]

why dont they buy just a 5hr energy shot

[cyanmanta]

There are a million places in every community where you can get a cheaper cup of coffee than Starbucks. I think it's just an excuse to go out and get a milkshake. If an adult says they're going out for a milkshake, they sound like a 12-year-old. But if they go get a frappuccino, they can say they're "going out for coffee" and maintain some small semblance of dignity. Me, I drink my coffee black with no caramel or whipped cream added. Fuck Starbucks.

[MrGrumpykins]

This is my second time seeing the two top-rated comments being the same quote from the video ...

[Starfox513]

foamy knows ALL

[AggroVolken]

Seeing as though Starbucks is around every corner anymore, I would not be surprised if that was the case. Plus I feel bad for the mom and pop stores. Especially the restaurants. Mom and pop restaurants always seem to have the greatest food in my opinion.

[animefangirl5556]

Dude...Star Schmucks tastes like shit.

[BongWaterProduction]

why... THE FUCK!!! is the two top comments the GOD DAMN SAME!!! >: {

[JayInk11]

@BongWaterProduction becuas people think o thay liked a sertin line in the vid i like it to so i will like it in ' in the comenters head hehe im going to get soooo many likes and all i have to do is right down a line

[BongWaterProduction]

@JayInk11 i concur but the question is why their both the same line

[Piledriver86]

@JayInk11 ...jesus FUCK dude, do you even know what English is? Ive seen retarded illegal immigrants spell better than you.

[JayInk11]

@Piledriver86 troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Piledriver86]

@JayInk11 No, seriously, your post is a crime againt the English language. Do you write with your ass or something?

[JayInk11]

@Piledriver86 well one i was pretending to be some one else in turn i was acting as a person who copy lines from a video and end's up as the top comment's i was making a statement i was trying to protray a certin groop of people and adding poor spelling as a boost to beter exsplane my view point i hope that you can UNDER STAND the use of poor gramer and if you cant then well its sort of ironic

[Piledriver86]

@JayInk11 ...if that was the case, why are you still spelling poor now?

[JayInk11]

@Piledriver86 you know what forget it bacuas no matter what i say your going to be an ignorent pice of crap who has so much low selfasteam that no matter what some one says you still think your view point is the best and block out any other views so you know what i have better things to do i have frieds i have school i have family all which have more value to me then fighting with an ignorent cunt who needs to get a life

[Piledriver86]

@JayInk11 What? What the hell does views or opinions or family and whatever have to do with anything? All Im saying is that your spelling sucks.

[JayInk11]

@Piledriver86 you know what forget it no mater what i say your still being stupid

[durpadoo]

@JayInk11 You really refuse to believe that you can't spell properly? And you call someone a troll, tell them they have low self esteem, and that they are ignorant for telling you that your spelling is poor? You're the epitome of a pile of shit.

[JayInk11]

@durpadoo dude these comments are like a MONTH AGO so you know the fight is over

[durpadoo]

@JayInk11 Time matters not.

[JayInk11]

@durpadoo but still you know the topic was you know completed and done with

[durpadoo]

@JayInk11 Not if I said anything about it, it wasn't. And I did. So no, it's not.

[SushiRoller97]

@BongWaterProduction why the fuck is it so important?

I am getting tired of seeing this as the top comment every time I watch a video. Who cares about the same comment?

[FeralXemnas69]

OMFG HES RIGHT

[NarutoRPCfan]

"Reasonable price"? MY FUCKING ARSE. I had to buy their SMALL coffee for 10 bucks. TEN BUCKS!

[HyperShadow810]

Wait if Starschmucks is the Conspiracy does that mean Starbucks is also the Conspiracy?

[robloxrules55]

lol look in the backround on the chalk board it says: cake crumb...$5

[gamekid537]

so its bacicly they're selling crack in coffee form

[metroid1234567]

@gamekid537 thats what was done with coca cola when it first came out, literally they put crack in it

[hiraikotsuember]

Lol now I get the catcher in the rye reference...that book was bleh

[QueenKatz451]

Idk what type of High prices Starbucks you guys have where you are, But here in Oregon, ths shit is reasonable, & I for one am addicted to Starbucks O.o Therefore the price is reasonable if your getting a Venti & not a Tall, same goes with Brownies & such

[lamareikan666]

@QueenKatz451 No, it's about the same everywhere in the US. If anyone thinks Starbucks is cheap they are most likely spoilt brats whose parents pay for everything. Lattes there are $4, and I can make a latte at home for less. And if you live in Oregon, why Starbucks? There's plenty of great independent coffee shops in Oregon you can go to instead, and you'll be supporting local commerce, which is something Oregon's shit economy needs.

[QueenKatz451]

@lamareikan666 I've been spoiled all my life so things are cheap o.o, and I'm a cheap person myself. Not at home much so I don't come home & make Lattes N shit just for pleasure. 4$ is fucking cheap to me for a Venti its fine & dandy. Yes I live in Oregon, & Starbucks because everything else is shitty to be besides the Arco gas station cappiccinos and the Dutch Bros. Thats it. I'm busy, Starbucks is everywhere, not a big damn deal. Just because other people can't spend 4$ too bad

[lamareikan666]

@QueenKatz451 Location: Portland

If you think Portland has shit, independently owned coffee shops, you CLEARLY aren't searching hard enough.

[QueenKatz451]

@lamareikan666 What do I need to search for when there's a Starbucks wherever I go? That's my point exactly. I know Portland like thee back of my hand, and whatever I need to know is apparent to me, obviously independently owned coffee shops aren't needed on my map

[lamareikan666]

@QueenKatz451 Okay fine, it's a convenience issue for you. I get it now. But what I mean is people like Starbucks are destroying Main Street USA and it's ma and pa shops. Personally, I like variety, I like trying different things, and supporting local commerce. Starbucks is headquartered in Seattle. Washington has it pretty good as it is, while Oregon has high unemployment rate. Keep Portland Weird, Support Local Commerce!

[QueenKatz451]

@lamareikan666 Yeah yeah, well when things get locally better & catches my attention then maybe I'll buy at local places to support local things. Other then that I'm not worried about local anything honestly. Weird will always stay I'm sure. Local is everywhere bit its too small for me, more advertisements and such will be good

[lamareikan666]

@QueenKatz451 This attitude of "if it's not convenient or gets my attention why should I bother" is really ignorant. This type of thinking is the reason honest, hard-working people get put out of business, and it's what's destroying small towns across America. Portland is one of the few cities of it's size that supports local commerce because MOST of it's people take pride in it's big-small town feel, and would like to keep it that way. People like you belong in LA or Seattle, not Portland.

[cyanmanta]

@lamareikan666 Greetings to Portland from Ithaca NY, where Starbucks is - at the very least - forced to compete with Tim Horton's, Gimme! Coffee, and Ithaca Bakery.

[QueenKatz451]

@lamareikan666 Sadly enough I wasn't born in Seattle or LA, and frankly I don't belong anywhere but where I was raised. I take pride in the small down feel with my fucking Starbucks coffee. I'm just saying how it is for me, others may not say it but it might be true to them too. If it doesn't catch my attention then I won't know its there. I don't go anywhere I don't need to go, I don't wander for the fun of it. Honest hard working people are smart enough to know where to go if its not working

[NoLiMit9595]

"Cookie: $7.00"

...yeaaah. That's some reasonable price

[BlueRoseLeader]

You're one of THEM AREN'T YOU

[SpiritoftheWolf28232]

And the main reason a lot of high schoolers in my town go to a StarBucks is because it's what everyone else is doing. You hear me? Stop goin' some place just because it's the thing to do. You don't have to pay 1$ per bean of coffee, when your parents buy it at the store. For cheaper. And it tastes better.

[dakommander1]

@SpiritoftheWolf28232 bro im with you. i hate starbucks, for one coffee there i could get a few energy drinks or shit buy a breakfest at BK and get a free small coffee. or hell save up for a car. coffees like clothing now, if its not namebrand it doesnt taste "good" or its not cool.

[growlithe13]

"People just want their quick fix at a reasonable price." <-- BUT .18$ for a cup of coffee isn't "Reasonable"

[thewizard810]

a cookie is fucking 8.00 DOLLARS

[MRLarkin]

REASONABLY PRICED!?! I can't believe those two words came out of his mouth. I can make my own custom coffee at the local Kwik Trip at a better price. Give me an F'N break, reasonably priced my ass!

[nerdyfun101]

@MRLarkin i know, right??

[Churchiz1337]

lols the casheir is soo gay...bitch. haha

[GrimReaper192]

"Here's your copy of Catcher in the Rye, now go away."

[michaelangelosgirl]

idm coffee...to bad a cant have caffiane thanks to my anxeity so have to have caffiane free...>M< caffiane used to be my frwiend....and now its my enemy!

[JDizzleGTAS]

both top comment are the same and a quote from the video.

*faceFUCKINGdesk*

[Late4dinner1]

lol trough out my vid it says 0.00

[musicman1535]

timhortons

[kjplmop]

why is a cookie 7 dollars

[Shadoward12]

The paint spot behind the counter looks like a unicorn :3

[Tatskumi]

Conspiracy!? Please, Here's your copy of Catcher in the Rye, now go away! LOL XD

[ericav1982]

Bwahahaha!!! I love Foamy! The Starschmucks episodes are my favorite!!

[PoorTobiKun]

Reasonable price my butt! They charge $5 for a ake crumb! Since I can't see passed his head I'll just assume it's a Fake crumb.

[Contannia]

@PoorTobiKun Probably Cake crumb.

[whitebishop1]

I don't drink coffee...

[invadersonia]

Why is it always the same dude at the counter? Don't they rotate shifts?

[axelfangirl33]

@invadersonia They do, but Foamy is buisy ruling the world and the only time he can make it to Star-Shmucks is, coincidentally, the same time that this guy is on shift.

[assassintwinat8]

@invadersonia nope. he's the only one that was stupid enough to apply

[kamikazejaffa]

there was a nice cafe which sold good coffee near where i live, then cafe nero came which sold cheaper but shitter coffee and everyone went there in stead of local cafe so it went out of business, now you just see some smug people walking around with a cafe nero cup, I hope the shitty coffee burns then up from the inside!!

[mml30339]

FOAMY IS RIGHT, soon, all the great coffe shops that we know and love will be taken over by these over pricing cocksuckers, we need to stand up for what is right!!!! ALL HAIL THE ALL KNOWING FOAMY!!!!!!!!

[Wolfzwhisper]

Dear Mr. replay button, i am sorry i clicked you soo many times in return i have found you a replacement while you are getting stiched up. If you need to use the replay button simply press "0"

[vincent6724]

oh uh he found out run!

[xXxIzzyxRavexGirlxXx]

For Christ's sake! They don't pay me enough for this shit...xD

[i4j5g4]

Foamy rules,.. all others drool.

[inuyashaflower]

not reasonable pricing what so ever a small hot chocolate is more then 4 dollars!!

[assassintwinat8]

@inuyashaflower can't you get a box of hot chocolate packs for like... half that? so you'd have like 2-3 gallons worth of hot chocolate for the same price... way to go, starschmucks

[megacrazy04]

"people just want their quick fix at a reasonable price." WTF is reasonable about Starbucks prices!? $4 for a small cup of coffee? I think not.

[vincenthehedgehog]

"The squirrel is on to us.....Bitch"

[TheBluePs3]

Starbucks wins because they are the best.

[lovelykitty1231]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehe isn't tall the opposite of small?

[SamanthaPhantomhive]

Hey! I like Catcher in the Rye!

[hairlikeafox]

where do you go to not get starshmucks coffee? Canada.

[SaintRi]

@hairlikeafox Good to know, eh.

[vickx1234]

@hairlikeafox we have starshmuchs in canada too :(

[MTmusicluvaMT]

@vickx1234 Yeah, but we have Tim Hortons so, we go there instead :)

[sparkyniamh]

bastards.......

[wildHorsesrule2]

Am I the only one that thinks the dude behind the counter sounds gay?

[freemanz1000]

FUCKING $7.0 0 for a cookie ???? #FAIL

[DamexRanger]

uhhhmmm the squirl is on to us....bitch

[xxhhdxxnight]

Another conspiracy why are there always 16 ppl that dislike the coffee star schumks episodes

[TotallyTomisha]

Cashier:"Umm.... the squiral is on to us. ...Bitch.."

very funny you know?

[knucklesXrouge2256]

@TotallyTomisha squirrel **...

[HimesInu]

Holy shit! Circle reasoning can make since.

I know this isn't what they mean by circle reasoning, but it works in this situation.

[1515teddy]

if I get enough thumbs ups I will go to my local Dollar Store and repeat this whole rant to the manager. 8D

[tazmon122]

in this case, i have some sympathy for the employee...need to pay rent somehow, so you get a job, but no, there is always a hater who so fukkin stupid and thinks complaining to YOU about the policies of the COMPANY will affect the company.

[DivineFlamez]

bitch...



[XXXInfamousRavenXXX]

Uh...The squirrel is onto us... bitch.

ROTFL!

[EveCat2343]

This explains so~ much..... o.o

[kriana725]

cake crumb: $5

[bieberfever567x2]

@kriana725 rotfl

[rayraccoon09]

"Here's a copy of The Catcher in the Rye, now go away"

Lol. xD

[jayneblack]

DUNK DONUTS ROCK! TELL IT FOAMY !

[Keebs41]

Small coffee shops have the BEST drinks EVER!!!!! If they ever go out of business I'll die.

[HGM1122]

reasonable price?!? thats some ol' bullshit

[SuperEzekial99]

reason i hate starshmucks......they charged me 6.99 for a damn SMALL cup of coffe......fuck it

[Allizare]

@SuperEzekial99 yah they do

[DibbehFan13]

I have to agree with Foamy here. Even though I love Starbucks, sometimes I have to go to a different store, AND THEY ARE ALL OUT OF BUSINESS!!! WTF?!?!

[locolici12]

...too much coffee...

[rageskulltala]

lol look at the background it says cookie for 7 dollars. holy crap!

[invadersonia]

Reasonable price? Bullshit.