Final Destination Death Scene Critique #2

[2409SuperSam]

stfu ur not funny u dickhead

[philbateman1989]

I hope you have a catastrophic fatal stroke while your whole family watches, helplessly shrieking and crying, as you writhe in agony on the floor for a good solid ten minutes before you die :D Have a nice day!

[officialpoplyrics]

Oh ye he does

[Boomerangutan]

is it just me, or does the guy at the start look like simon from the inbetweeners?

[MJNSEIFER]

(01:05 to 01:14, and 03:24 to 03:34) In Final Destination 5 there is similar situation - somehow a eye correcting laser goes haywire when water short circuits a water cooler.

[supermario64652]

:P

[LOLFORLOLZZZ]

Pwned

[Catalinutz212]

Question:Why did Kimberley or whatever her name is and the cop escaped death,please respond.Thanks!

[rEsonansDx]

That movie is most exagerated, it's very funny. lol. no one can get smashed into pieces by having a heavy glass fall on top of you. and also with the elevator, the door don't slam close that hard, and it's also not very tough to open. lololololloll a final destination with reference on reality will be more entertaining.

[mangaminxfan]

@rEsonansDx he didn't get smashed into pieces...

his spine bent backwards.you can guess what happened after that.

[ArcheryChampion12345]

why cant you stop talking during the video

[MJNSEIFER]

@ArcheryChampion12345 Because the video is him reviewing the death, and it would be a pretty bad review if he just sat there and did nothing?

[SenSuaLon007]

QUE CHUCHA HABLAS OE CERRANOOM HIJO DE PE RRRA MAL NACIDO CORRIGE TU IDIOMA RECOMCHATUMADRE

[ModernWarfareXP3]

This guy is awesome

[supermojo10]

HAWHAW this is so good btw can u post a link or somthing to the part 1 of this movie so i can watch it on youtube i have seen it b4 just cant find it again -.-

[BubbleKebab]

Seriously?

This is a critique.

It clearly says CRITIQUE. Why should you click a video saying critique, then ask to listen to the video.

You want to watch it, google it. Don't complain because you can't hear it, because there is supposed to be a critique, which it clearly states in the TITLE.

that is all

[SHABAM789]

The glass is there to replace the Dentist's window >_>;; That's why it was hanging.

[hypnodance]

That kid was too dumb to live. :p

[tummen98]

Ure right there are so many shit holes in those movies!!! :@

[drpepper5001]

that mouth open thing is very unconfortable i remember when i was younger i was at the dentist and they used it but it fuckin hurts after awhile

[monsters098]

ok i has only one theory to y when the fish tank filter went out, the tanks went to. if the one to the fish tank was a GFCI then that gfci outlet could also be protecting whatever is powering the air tanks, sooooo when it shorted out so did the power to the tanks, y he didnt have a backup in case that happened i have no idea. it pays to be an electrician

[MrCrazyc9]

HE IS SO ANNOYING

[bruno85555]

Teleportating bus ? lol

[ArianaArmy100]

Shut the hell up no one wants to hear your ugly voice

[sephiroththeman]

one of the deadly SILENT buses 

[gomlagertyvohjer]

were is your fina destionation 5 critique.

[Malicosafricos]

Maybe its armoured glas then it can crush you

[asia45429]

you sound like a good guy and all, but for once just SHUT UP and let us watch the video. please!

[MJNSEIFER]

@asia45429 Is this at the guy who uploaded the video? Why should he shut up? This is his video! The whole point of it is to do a critque on the scenes (even I a fan of the FD series find these interesting).

[Slagar1000]

A GLASS WINDOW CANT BREAK A HUMAN BODY INTO A PANCAKE. NO NO NO. BONE IS HARDER THAN IRON.

[TheSlovo28]

@Slagar1000 didn't pancake him...broke him in half...bones may be stronger than iron but the ligaments and joints are not

[mangaminxfan]

@Slagar1000 then how about BENDING HIS SPINE UNTIL IT BROKE 8D

[tonia17xxx]

You are the best 'speaking over movies' man ive ever heard EVER!!! Soo funny!!! Subscribe XD

[kaitlynnmichelle]

6:48 death's like "haha I one upped you" ...sorry couldn't resist :)

[philbateman1989]

@MrMiniara bye.

[theweirdo145]

hey we have it in the usa infact we have all 5 the fith one came out this summer oh and dued who made vid i kinda wanted to hear wat they were saying and you mumbled alot im srry i had to say it

[xxsayedxx98]

omg



[TheDaylon21]

you know your voice actually made me more confident to see this death

[Johny2662]

Where is the critique #3? I remember seeing it but I can't find it. Do you still have it up?

[philbateman1989]

@Johny2662 It's now unavailable in some countries, I'm going to take a backup of all the vids and put them on megaupload or something because I have a feeling this channel is gonna get banned sometime soon :(

[Johny2662]

@philbateman1989 Well if you can repost it one more time, I can download and keep it. Here's a neat way you can do that. Download realplayer and it will allow you to move your mouse cursor on any video even on youtube. It will have a pop up bar that says download vid. When you do, you'll have to download flash FLV player and there, you can play your saved flash vids and that's how I've been doing it. I thought of using your critiques of Final Destination to one day give a depth review of it all.

[gomlagertyvohjer]

@philbateman1989

can you ask someone you know who live in the usa and they can see the video of final destination critique 3.

[philbateman1989]

@gomlagertyvohjer The video had been blocked in the USA and some other European countries, I'll try and make a copy for download but I'd bust out a youtube downloader and download the ones you like because I have a feeling YouTube are looking to shut my channel down :(

[PZTeen]

it would of been beter if you would'nt even say anything

[gomlagertyvohjer]

@philbateman1989

I live in the USA

[gomlagertyvohjer]

im in the USA

[gomlagertyvohjer]

@philbateman1989 i found it but the Final destination death scene critique3 said that "This video cantains content from Warner Bros,who has blocked it on copy right grounds.Thats why i wanted you to make another one but i think that they wont block it if you did it again because i can find all the final destination3 parts of the movie.

[philbateman1989]

@gomlagertyvohjer Hmm strange, what country are you in? It's showing as available for me, I'm in the UK.

[gomlagertyvohjer]

can you redo the final destination3 roller coaster critique.

[philbateman1989]

@gomlagertyvohjer Why? Is there something wrong with it? It's here if you mean you can't find it, it's in Death Scene Critique 3

[therussianjob]

You should make more, :)

[XcitingStuart]

Btw, good video, however you said "Why cant they just mix it?" (Oxygen & nitrogen) if you look a bit before, you'll see its nitrogenoxide, then pure oxygen in the other tank. But still, good for noticing all these things, and good luck. :)

[aldrinkulet]

SHUT UP!!!! BITCH PUTANG INA MO IN FILIPINO!!!!

[mangaminxfan]

@aldrinkulet hey... you don't have to call him a bitch...

and bitch isn't putang ina mo XD

putang ina means hooker mom XDXD

[aldrinkulet]

SHUT UP!!!! BITCH

[celticlove555]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[philbateman1989]

@celticlove55 You're not even old enough to watch this video, isn't it past your bedtime?

[Jamblesquack]

gotta say, you do make these shitty videos quite more enjoyable.

[SamDylanS7]

Do more!

[KarmasABiash]

:/ guys dont be mean, yes the voice is annoying but its no need to be rude or anything

[jasonsos34]

why not take the fish out with the hands?

[R0RR1M]

oh shut up your ruining it!!!!

[CalebAddable]

Dude your awesome

[MaSteRMinDFtW]

your commentating is AWSOME

[youvegotpwnedify]

i didnt like tht ? but atleast u shwed the scene :D

[callofdookie854]

make one for the preminition of the final destination, that was the fakest 1 ever... infact that whole movie was rediculously fake

[xmenxwk]

fcking moron narrating 

[BlinkMessi182]

The dentist only cared for a pigeon outside when a person inside is suffocating ?!

[MrMiniara]

Shut UP!



[philbateman1989]

@MrMiniara You're just about annoying enough to make me want to revive this channel as a firm fuck you to every person who puts that unoriginal comment all over my videos.

[garrett699]

lol funny

[wesker964]

2:06 ...DEATH WATER!

[Khdog73]

Wait... For Rory, why did only one arm fall off, when both arms shoulda been dismembered?

[carbonfootprintmyass]

ha well done these films are fun for poking holes lol

[mrmadgamer]

hahahahaha, this is brilliant!

[ardeod]

did they died?

[sfcwinkle2]

lol



[HTCPrezet]

That one with the elevator was badly made, all elevators today wont start going up or down if the doors cant close, if anything blocks them they will automaticly open so two reasons why it was a badly made

[jonah232]

@HTCPrezet The point of the movie is that death controls the environment to kill people, and the guy at the beginning was saying that he complained about the elevator.

[erinburns01]

what happens

?x

[xHELLL3Rx]

Man you are fucking legend

[Talon649]

a man with hooks is gonna rape you

[Talon649]

how do you die from an airbag

[shrike993]

@Talon649 when the airbag went off it pushed her head back onto a sharp bit of broken pip which went through her head and killed her.

[Johny2662]

@Talon649 It pushed her head back and the pointy pole stabbed her through the head.

[Talon649]

so thats what almost choking to death looks like

[screenhorrahfan]

The other funny thing is most of the times when the people are warned in FD2 they're going to die, it's the WARNING that causes the death. Running at the pigeons caused the kid to run out and get squashed. lol

[MJNSEIFER]

@screenhorrahfan I think that was done on purpose - like Death second guesses what you're gonna do, or something.

[KyleeDeLuca]

Anyone know who the guy talking is? He sounds kinda cute :) and framiler

[chXt0oOReVAlAKIA666]

esta bien verga coñazo se sus putas madres XDDDD

[zellwegar]

Okay people want to see the death scene, not an idiot try to act smart shut the fuck up for 2 seconds, like seriously man, were trying to watch it and your trying to prove all these different wrongs, and rights, You clearly know fuck all about this death scene so Shut the Fuck Up and actually let us enjoy it!

[sims3storm]

i wish he wud shut up and stop talkin so i can hear somethin

[LF9xMoDz]

i hate those drill things

[Lucario5197]

I think that the bus at the end is a Ninbus! A Ninja-Bus!

[Lucario5197]

6:45 Man, that's no way to get ahead in life. She should have been more HEAD strong. OK, stopping now...

[khanhvinhct]

The lift never close the doors when there are something between them. This makes no scenes

[titch45lol]

@khanhvinhct That elevator is a movie elevator the same with movie physics: they make the impossible happen! XD

[YouNoobxD94]

@khanhvinhct *sense :)

[dnc612]

This reminds me of nemo so much.

1. Its in a dentist

2. A bird hits the window

3. FISH TANK

4. The dude talking sounds like the bird in nemo.

[philbateman1989]

@dnc612 I agree with points one to three, however your fourth point is sadly mistaken. I come from a country called England, you might have heard of it. It's only a short 10,000 miles away from Australia though, so I see how you could be confused, especially since our accents sounds nothing like each other lol

[BluePi1313]

@philbateman1989 im from america, so we think you guys do sound alike. my friend and I couldn't even decide on whether wheatley, from portal 2, is australian or english. I said he was english, tho.

[Werewolffy]

@dnc612 a creepy nemo...

[SeverancewildernesS]

@dnc612

LOL i agree! except this in in U.S. and not in Australia lol

and there's no fucked up girl with dental braces.

[TheCowKillur]

Thanks now im not afraid any more for the dentist 

[Nexils]

@TheCowKillur I had the same but then with the plane. First I was afraid of planes because I knew about the movie. But when I wathced it I wasn't afraid anymore.

[usafang2]

Love the commentary it really points out how silly these deaths are XD

[MrMarkingston]

at 5:15

[MrMarkingston]

nom nom nom

[codeblue798]

Maybe the fish stuck is a clue to the pool death?

[Nintendofan565]

I feel so bad that I laughed at the bus one XD

[PaRaTeKProDucTioNs40]

End of 6:49 I miss the old youtube... It was 100 times better...

[freedomphamtom1]

nothing its more scary than a dentist's place,it creeps me out >.<"

[BuckweatProductions]

wouldnt the bones still be there?

[thomaswever1]

i like the way you comment :D

[bigserg1978]

dude just kill your self

[don417]

dude, you're just fucking annoying. Please, kill yourself.

[bobthebuilder888]

wow stfu

[poptartsman3]

I do appreciate the effort you put into this video like you said, people hate on it if it isn't an award winning animation or a full entire movie in one video.

[Nexils]

I hate the dentist. And not even this one but ALL of them... :(

[J15sp0on]

I loved this just, bad sound

[megasearch3]

poor fish he got stuck

[makeupforeverr3]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[philbateman1989]

@makeupforeverr3 Why? You're the one who's yelling.

[Blondesarecute417]

@philbateman1989 nice one dude!

[monsters098]

and if u look closely at 4:29 he didnt have enough strength to reach the fish choking him but after she takes it out he can put his hand back at his side ???

[baiken6609GOD]

Glass like that can't splatter him so that is a impossible death. At the most. A concussion.

[dawhistler1]

Just mute

[Singingboy888]

Seriously guys lets stop being assholes to this guy come on r we all that immature. Just calm down and don't watch the movie if u don't like it. I think this guy should continue to make these movies because i found them very funny :) gj

[rasputionify]

You are a beast for what you said in the comments below you hederosexual genious

[larry4408]

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[Callmeiso]

You think you're smart?

Just shut the fuck up, and eat a dick

[philbateman1989]

@Callmeiso I don't think I'm smart, I know I'm smart. I have the Mensa ceritificate to prove it :P It says right here: "James Bateman has qualified for and become a member of Mensa". It also says "Intelligence Quotient: 147" .

Problem?

I don't feel the need to belittle people, so why should you? Take people as you find them, everyone has something to offer, apparently all you have to offer is the proposition of gay sex. I'll pass thank you.

[Callmeiso]

@philbateman1989 But you sound ugly as fuck

[philbateman1989]

@Callmeiso I would have found that remark funny if I didn't have BDD, way to strike a low blow. Not cool.

[Callmeiso]

@philbateman1989 actually your hot I just saw one of your vids Id tap that

[philbateman1989]

@Callmeiso Nice try.

[MsILovelily]

@philbateman1989 i am glad you stand up for your self like some dumb mean people that just need to CHILL

[tylersmith19981]

@philbateman1989 Damn you ownd that bitch

[nickrod32]

omg I watched this video ages ago and just then I was like boyy I wish I could watch that vid again but didn't think i could find it low and behold

[Dsomething9]

yur voice annoyed the shit out of me! just sayinq...

[philbateman1989]

@Dsomething9 *you're *saying

[Dsomething9]

@philbateman1989 -____- wooooow, your dumb!

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

@Dsomething9 *you're, when you're going to call someone DUMB, you might as well make sure you don't look like an asshat.

[philbateman1989]

@Dsomething9 *you're

[DanDaMan901]

OMFG i lol at all of these... is that normal X D

[professionalkillergk]

Step 1: Stop talking during videos.

[philbateman1989]

@professionalkillergk Step 1: Stop breathing during life :P

[wolfnut80]

well that was interesting i feel bad for the fish stuck on the filter :(

[professionalkillergk]

why are you talking during this video?

[philbateman1989]

@professionalkillergk Step 1: Find Dictionary. Step 2: Look up "critique". Step 3: Learn.

[Talon649]

@philbateman1989 fuck you

[Posiden468]

@professionalkillergk why do you have to ask dumb questions?

[bubbaXzone]

don't leave :(. People are dicks on the internet cause everyone is anonymous they don't give a shit. Or they are just bored. Look on the bright side your video got 80 thousand views i don't even have 1k on any of mine haha.

so cheer up :)

[philbateman1989]

@bubbaXzone I'm not leaving lol I was just trying to make that guy look like a dick :P

[poopguys55]

you need to shut up during your video

[FDkidd180]

most of what you said is really wrong and you really need to get a life, go off and make the 'perfect' film then i'll jusr ram it full of shit and put it on youtube

[philbateman1989]

@FDkidd180 OK, I'm done with this. I am literally sick of checking my email every day and having it be 90% assholes telling me to shut up, fuck off or get a life. My next video will be my announcement that this channel is closing, for good this time. I used to keep it open for the people who enjoyed my videos but monumentally ungrateful fuckwits like yourself have left me with no desire to make free videos to try to entertain people any more.

[FDkidd180]

@philbateman1989 ok cool, bye

[philbateman1989]

@FDkidd180 Actually, changed my mind. You mad? :P

[FDkidd180]

@philbateman1989 oh woohoo your staying thats the best thing ever, dick weed, your gunna get more hate mail.....just saying

[philbateman1989]

@FDkidd180 And you know what? I really don't care. Get lost, kid.

[FDkidd180]

@philbateman1989 pffffft!!! kid???? LOL

[pillowman10]

LOL "this lift stops for no man"

[GamerVidFest]

that was bullshit no way a sheet of glass can smash a guy, it would have cracked and broken on impact

[philbateman1989]

@GamerVidFest It depends how thick the glass was, it looked pretty huge lol If it was tempered glass which is usually used for construction it would be like being hit with a sheet of concrete, but tempered glass wouldn't shatter like you see in the movie, it tends to "cobweb" when it breaks rather than breaking apart. It's a safety feature. It would still kill you if it fell onto you from a height though simply due to the weight of it :P

[tavinnho52]

who had to die was nora, cuz the woman interviwed in his death, so death suposed to skip tim and tried to kills nora

[fghn907]

If you all don't like the way the guy is narrating the video then why not go watch the fucking movie on a different site and stop complaining. Ungrateful bitches.

[NewAgeComix]

hey man, fuck all of you who are tellin this man to shut up. If you just wanna watch the movie then they have it somewhere else. I personally enjoyed these videos, I find them fun and entertaining so i'm gonna keep watching them.

[wrath56235]

Notice how that dumb ass had time to move but instead he kept looking up, what kind of teen is this guy anyways

[axel5735]

Hehe, people don't like you for trying to make sense of these ridiculous but fun to watch movies but I enjoy it. =P

[tifftigershark]

lol XD mhm... it doesnt make sense, but death can do whatever it wants, including killing u with small fish, make a elevator lose all safety features and make bard wire got shot so fast it cuts a man... into 3 peices

[Nccwuser]

I was 8 when I first watched this no wonder i turned out this way :O

[penguinsrockify]

shut up

[philbateman1989]

@penguinsrockify no

[hannaheartsmakeup]

i really liked this video! :D good job! :)

[mitchdmac109]

lol ur a sad loser

[YOSASQUATCH]

Dr. Hitoshi Christopher Nikaidoh you should check out the article about him, it makes the elevator death very possible