Ask A Ninja : Question 42 : "Ninja Sayings"

[marymotherofjacob]

what are some ninja excersises to keep your body in top shape?

[michael1734]

lol grave yard shift i cant stop laughing

[imaplaylist]

im sorry im from wisconsin and that is so freaking true i can outrun just bout everyone i meet...

[anderawesome]

NINJA BATTLE

[Zemoch93]

"only way to kill a chimera is to cut off their ears and out them in their nose cuz they dont stand th smell of what they hear " THIS TOTALY PWNED ME ...

[StoppableForce]

Unsuspecting canadians...

[ibotah]

Lol they can't stand the smell of what the hear... XD

[SSJinchuuriki]

i love this guy... and yeah hes fucking ridiculously creative

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[TheMinionOverlord]

@CJB08291990 Dictionary...

[ibotah]

@CJB08291990 Your mom

[floysie21]

fuck. he is so creative

[EnassiClothing]

hahaha cant stand the smell of what they here!! lol

[ManiacChees18]

"in order to kill a 'kimerathon' you have to cut off thier ears and put it in thier nose because they cant stand the smell of what they here"

[ffgh13]

I thought he said elves didn't exist?

[Guanchen]

@ffgh13 they don't.... caz ninjas killed them.

[Mkemcz]

I laughed out loud at the graveyard shift.

"They all show up to the funeral... and so do the ninjas."

[LeopardHybrids]

CUT OFF ITS EARS AND STUFF EM IN ITS NOSE!!! CAUSE THEY HATE TO SMELL WHAT THEY HEAR. LMFAO LMFAO i just laughed so hard I almost suffocated

[ms14344]

wisconsinite i am and im not even close to slow

[FeelingGoodFilms]

You are actually the smartest-suprising-twisting-hi­larious-genius of a comedian. Just legendary XDXDD

[shyorsly4]

they dont like the smell of what they heard XDDDD AHHH HAHAHAHAH and its shot-term x]

[Surffaholic]

ninjapotamus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

[LWPYSJ]

He sounds like that phil de franco dude. ALOT

[seas3a7]

LOOL so when u hear 'ur the apple of my eye' it means your a great short term solution (penis) to an annoying problem (sexual deprivation).., thats what she said HAHAHA

[mykoko96]

ok that was hilarious

[TheExveemon]

"thye hide you your shoes and jump out and punch you in the nuts" lol XD

[KIWIKIWIomg]

they can't stand the smell of what they hear.. pure genius

[AzunaiSmyth]

BAHAHAH Ninjapotamus!

[skipthefanta]

chimarathon, you know, a chimera that's 2.6 miles long...

[imjtblanton]

Chimarathon, you know, a chimera that's 26.2 miles long.

chiMARATHON. (A marathon is 26.2 miles long)

[DarkLink850]

lol 0K

[nikbookworm]

zero kills lol

[jendoi]

OK means zero kill haha

how you doin - OK

oh thats sad XD

[zerosonico]

it does mean 0 kill ...

[aSuperbadassninja]

kill somebody they like so that everyone shows up to the funeral and so do the Ninjas!

[mayeux1]

haha apples are good place holders until you find a unsuspecting canadian

[Killmashine]

omg x

[Moonqueenk]

@mayeux1 that's the best thing I've ever heard rotfl(:

[97monkeys]

I AM JACOB!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[AsTheSunBurnsOut]

Lmfao, righhhhhht

[lknkprkninflamesbest]

ahh man i am feeling 0K

[WiShOfPain]

"...they can't stand the smell of what they hear"

lol that one cracked me up...oh god ROFL

[lightquake]

Did anyone notice that he called it Killifornia?

[killerkaty619]

READ BETWEEN THE LINES!

Because there might be a ninja there.

[killerkaty619]

Ohhh so sad..

xD I love it!

[heywhatyae]

"..or a wisconsinite" D=

[bloompyle]

skelps!

[emowashere]

when is this ever going to come to a head?!?

[GRelated420]

Yea this is definately the guy who voices strongbad...

[crownofthhorns]

no it's not

[ganjamcninja]

Ha! Poppycock!

[Gararrad08]

lol "or an unsuspecting canadian"

[pandaboi47]

hahahah chimarathon

[Fanso85]

GRAVEYARD SHIFT! HAHA LOLOL

[PhinestFiasco]

...a witch, or an unsuspecting canadian. :P lol

[romishark]

lol... bleedy bleedy region... that can mean something akward XD

[Commander902]

*breathy bleedy region. But yes it would be awkward if it was bleedy bleedy region.

[413xt]

they can t stand the smell of what they hear.. =))

[zeekyzoid]

scalps! here scalpy scalpy scalpy!

[frankyang12]

lol "or an unsuspected canadian"

[SivilArk]

"Read between the lines"

There might be a ninja there.

[heldan898]

Breedy bleedy region.....

[youmakemesickman]

II got to say this one is up there with some of my fav ninja episodes that I've seen so far.

[Shocksauce]

ROFL!!!!

[crazzyjak]

wtf u got about wisconsinites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jk but i am from wisconsin...

no more wisc joke or i will black ball u!

[Animefanboy25]

SHUT UP!!!

[Pikachu535]

"Your a great short-time solution to an annoying problem."

Best thing i've heard, ever.

[rotemrocks]

unsuspecting canadian! XDDDDDD i lol'd

[RicanDrifter]

chimarathon, they cant stand the smell of what they hear!

[killerrodan]

lol he's a good canadian.^ _ ^

[LaFoshizzle]

an unsuspecting canadian!!! lol!!!

[tbrusky61]

Ninjuice: It's like 90's street cred. It's also a painful drink.. tastes like getting punched in the face!

[amakazazluvzncis]

Read between there lines cos there might be a ninja there XD rofl

[rockninja3]

i am a level 5 ninja with over 200 kills

[pickles9214]

im doing ok

[bigdude120]

ah sorry man. good luck.

[pickles9214]

yeah yeah its been pretty tough

[sex112233]

that sux dude

[peter13ny]

im like 100k lol

[pickles9214]

ughh im gonna kill you im dong ok but i might be able to get a kill

[Frettsy]

a dennis quaid movie

[Kagemata]

0 kills....:( I IS NOT A GOOD NINJA

[DJPHAiL]

minja haha

[jackalis99]

Skelps lol

[RyuuHatake]

Skelfs =3

[satouame]

You're the apple of my eye ask a ninja ninja.

[jasonsgroovemachine]

i can't stand the small of what i hear either

[jasonsgroovemachine]

smell.... i lose

[AwsomeShowNaruto]

wtf until you can find a witch or an unexspecting canadian lol i am canadian and i still find that funny.

[bjlvlg]

the end was hilarious

[SinisterSinner7]

"when you call someone a scapegoat, that is the biggest insult because you're saying they were in a dennis quaid movie"LMFAO...thats fucked up!HAHAHAHA this is awesome

[dragonnkeeper727]

hahahahahahahaha they cant stand the smell of what they hear... lol nevr herd that one.............

[phatguy2008]

ninjapottomus rofl

[FinalFantisyCloud]

askaninja is gay

[sion677]

fuck you go yaoi cosplay

dont bring this crap in here just because you dont like it.

[FinalFantisyCloud]

Hey I love this guys works. My brother said that so tha i would be abused by people like you.

[1BigBadBoi]

Brothers are gay

[FinalFantisyCloud]

yeah i have two of them and a stupid sister.

[sion677]

im not the one clogging up the internet with pointless comments like you.

[JDZer0ski11z]

That's an old ninja trick. When you have a big group of people to kill, and you kill one person that everybody likes, they all show up for the funeral, and so do the ninjas....ROFLMAO!!!

[gaaraplusme]

lmao unsuspecting canadian

[gummyninja]

LMAO

how i luv this guy

=P

[waldoman7]

inevitable? it would seem that two people gave you a thumbs down and then didn't mark you as spam just to spite you.

[Shadowninja393]

Come into the light

Because of a ninja goes into the light he/she is exposed and therefore dead

[DingoDrummer]

Poppy Cock!! Is when a ninja hides in your boot then jumps up and punches you in the nuts 1 2 4 3 everybody just follow me...

[knockoutgirl1]

read between the lines! Because somimes theres a ninja there XD

[sikoo31]

i have a question:

when did you become a ninja?

[perdedoronline]

lol!

[morningstar421]

a chimera thats 26.2 miles long XD

[Kennethgooney]

=========================

wheres the ninja?

[yellerbelly123456]

if people call you a dick say

"Yea Call mea dick.. but least i own u you vagina!" - Konnor

AskANinJa is bitchen!

[Willy1191]

lol this dude is funny. XD

[pirkditt]

lol

[StrikerAver]

Show some backbone!

[SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

ahahhah this was extremely funny XDD

"ehi man, how u doin?" "...ok" "oh...sorry"

LOL!

[someidiot420]

cause they cant stand the smell of what they hear?

[TobiasShamtul]

"the breathy bleedy region." :D

[darksword890]

an apple is a good eye holder until u find a witch or an unsuspecting canadian

[PrinceOfPersia623]

"Because they cant stand the smell of what they hear!"

thats so freaking funny- lmfao

[Mcakkay]

unsuspecting canadian...uh oh!!

[xxTattooxx]

Apple of my eye Rofl

[wolfman4u2nv]

Oh man this was great. lol You slay me.

[kufarkiller55]

lol he was a little ninja

not a minja

[thunderbow]

omg, poppycock! hahahah

[4G63PoWer]

LOL, they cant stand the smell of what they hear

[bluemage89]

when r we going to reach the head

[ScimitarsofFury]

"You are a short term solution to an annyoing problem."

Gotta remember that.

[DeathKiss66]

eh?

[Kreaden]

dude why you gotta be hating on us wisconsinites

[ChaoticVampire]

"breathy bleedy region" xD

"cause they cant stand the smell of what theyre hearing" XD

Loool

[aledrocks]

hey man how you doin

0k

oh sorry man XD he he this rocks

[Webberjo]

This is funny. Especially the 1st one.

[bumcheekwar]

well i thought it was good

right now im makin a big as sword,i got my ninja suit like 2 years ago, pritty cool, i snuck up on my friend at night when he was playing basketball with my big sword.i gave him stiches in the chin, i didnt kill him because he remined me that we were ninja partners in the killing contest. and im finished with my big sword, its the same one the i hit him with. im not a well know ninja yet but i will be, ninja11 out(aka bumcheekwarrior)

[bumcheekwar]

o ya i forgot the big ass sword was made of nice finish wood

[robertwashington]

Perfection.

[MistressFang]

Read between the lines...because sometimes, there's a ninja there.

[xtp8ntballer]

how about "it's not so bad" for a wimpy ninja, haha!

[JakeN1985]

lmao poppy cock.

[theQiwiMan]

"can't stand the smell of what they hear" lawl

[VBackseatRomeoV]

he said skelf..skeleton elf. lol

um this episode was pretty good..not as much sucktitude(ninja word) as some of the recent ones. somewhere in the middle it got a little bit confusing, so i think he needs to slow down the talking just a bit. otherwise great..

[Doode2point0]

its not confusing. ur just slow. hehe

[VBackseatRomeoV]

no, the older episodes were better.

[Atenyx]

whahahaha GREAT !!!! Here Skelpy skelpy skelpy :P

[dantheemoman182]

lol love him i do

[bunnyeinstein94]

My mom said i was the apple in her eye! Oh no!!!! and im OK!!