巴士阿叔 國語/普通話字幕版

[anthonyho09]

吊,個阿叔好撚煩,又爛口==

[Madeincontone]

阿叔,你真係好大壓力啊.

[sodacreamcracker]

這也叫妙語如珠，有點水准好不好。那個老不死自以為很神氣，那個­小的有勇無謀，其他旁邊的一個個都死掉了，真後悔從小沒學武術，­不然一拳把那個老不死的揮出去車外

[wadashiwaemmaai]

自己講電話太大聲被指責不爽還在巴士裡頭大罵，動不動就操人家老­母，人家老母得罪他了是嗎?再說，拍肩膀哪是騷擾呀?這世界上怪­人真多!

[BoChiChoTa]

@wadashiwaemmaai HK people are selfish! Why no one intervene? If all the passengers came to rescue this young man, this old dirty-mouthed guy would shut-up. Why no one shoveled this guy from the bus?

[KenRoger]

5年! 5 years!

[Mreleezy]

操！！！！！！！！！！真他妈想打这个傻逼，要在南京，老子直接­带刀干他个逼漾东西！！！！！

[cslim3131]

从公车上的这一幕，可见到香港人生活压力无奈的发泄。

[whhhro]

媽的 死中國老(我是指影片中

講電話太大聲還罵學生 可恥

就是有這種賤貨 還一直說幹你娘

不要臉!!! 沒事就幹別人娘

那改天叫一群人也去幹你娘~

操 去妳媽的公車大叔

有種叫公安啦 廢物

[darrenlonginus]

@whhhro 你丫是傻屄麼?你他媽說人叫死中國佬?會他媽說人話不?肏你媽

[whhhro]

@darrenlonginus 看 就說是影片中的 你他媽是哪個字看不懂  眼殘 去看眼科拉

[whhhro]

@darrenlonginus 妳他媽才不會說人話拉 別整天只會幹別人媽 沒有知識的敗類 浪費社會資源

[hayyana]

sick people

[tiezu0811]

fuuuuuuuuuck

[johnny092107]

幹 他媽的 基掰勒 在幹什麼東西? 誰是你老友?還說不幹娘幹誰?我幹你妹幹你姐幹妳阿姨幹妳阿嬤幹­妳阿祖幹妳女朋友 就是可以幹你娘 怎樣? 想跟我單打獨鬥嗎?講電話大聲也可以說你在騷擾阿?了不起?有種­你來台灣搭巴士 我一口氣把妳罵的比豬還慘 幹 越想越氣 基掰勒 自以為槳手機大聲了不起? 很厲害? 很強? 很猛? 很屌? 如果那年輕人是混混的話 我看你還敢不敢說話? 最好是別被我碰到 髒話很強? 跟我阿公比阿 基掰勒 台灣人不是好惹的 勸你別來台灣啊 廢渣(以上全部都在說那位"自以為"的老頭)

[jackyesyes2000]

這年輕人真倒楣 遇到神經病 

[andy192764]

國語字幕好好笑...d粗口

[laksd72731]

不知道巴士大叔遇到成龍拍他肩膀是不是也敢這麼大聲......­....

[whhhro]

@laksd72731 哈哈 我到滿想看的XD

[yes2009tw]

我是台灣人，從我的角度來看，這個大叔精神狀態不好，是指他的精­神情緒有點異常。我這麼觀察到。

[a5401]

the young guy is a fucking pussy...... and the old fuck is a total dick head= =

[huidinyan]

fuck you!

[TheCentralasian]

This old fucktard had whooped ass later)))))

[Notme9009]

这个阿叔。。你回家吃屎啦！

人家不好意思这么多次 ！

你还多多兰嘢。。。换是我，立刻 打爆你眼镜 。。。sei Sohai 阿叔

回家喂奶啦 ！

[Lucariae]

That guy should kick that old man's ass LOL God damn he's so rude = =

[taiyang7775]

吵这么久居然没人劝哦~

那个老头是不是在家被自己老婆反强奸了，出来火气那么大，一直要­强奸那个小孩的妈妈。

香港那么小（应该是香港吧），那个老头出名了，哇卡卡卡~~~

[DracheausChina]

资本主义社会的人情冷漠可见一斑。不过话说回来，现在中国大陆也­一个diao 样！

[boyzone326]

你社会主义做乜嘢上嚟YouTube，唔上翻大陆个土豆？？

[DracheausChina]

shit

[TheCentralasian]

)))))) TuDou rulezz! ))))

[sashakong]

fuck off

[boyzone326]

你去共产主义社会果到慢慢享受你嘅国家观念喇。

[jonandhispal]

you're right

[dairyjiaye]

开始还颇有可看性~

但这位大叔...？握手...?

年轻人很识趣阿

[anthonyyysh2008]

這位大叔很糾結。素質很差。不過這種事情我在加拿大也看到過。一­個鬼妹在地鐵里smoking, 邊上的鬼佬請她滅煙。可是鬼妹卻說：我做我想做的事情，你不要冒­犯我....其實鬼佬也有素質欠佳的。

[huangjkjk]

佢kai嫁"人地都味爆粗"佢係到爆粗:

[JackyJacky7034]

你老昧啊。。如果是我，我一定屌回他老母！大声过他老母10培！­

[EmperorChiCheung]

把廣東話翻譯作語體文，幹得真好。

[sayusayme8]

hahahahahhahahahah this is reli funny i have to say....

[TaiwanLifeSavior]

甘愛一直出口成章嗎? 真係不知性德有夠壞 雙方對罵攏某好處 該改改樣哩 那係睹到這款人 我真係不知安怎 無法度 唉 悲哀呀 現在紅起來呀 希望台灣麥有這款代誌發生哩 呼老外看到 就係拋丟華人的嘴面 大家說對某?

[watchonutube]

如果打人犯法的在香港你懂不？不是在中国 笨蛋 谁不会打他啊

[Derekhe1988]

抄...香港就是中国笨蛋

[benwong007]

屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌­屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌­屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌­屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌­屌屌屌屌屌屌

[asteve06]

秀才遇到兵

[SharonF94]

he's looking for a fight

[AirrRicc]

I find this hullarious

[3ountRy]

那個小朋友扮叼!

[sherkjerk]

the old man really rude==

[dddjaop]

屌屌屌..咁鍾意屌..返屋企慢慢屌你老母喇仆街含家產

[michaelhuang0417]

我最討厭被人講屌你老母 呢個仔好無種！如果係我打完再講 對唔住 仆街

[ysnyur]

干人家妈妈也太难听了

这个儿子也是能忍耐

这大伯要是碰到湖南，东北人

他们不会跟你骂，直接动手。

[watchonutube]

我先把你干掉 我看你怎么打

[bingchen3877]

。。。。。。。。。。。。。很囧很强大~

[thinless0]

系我唔忍啦！

[anarchycharles]

你騷擾我 所以我才操你的媽 哈哈哈哈幹有這種邏輯

[Fangfangshan]

怯懦的年轻人，换我早把那老混蛋的头打开花了。

[Asvaghosa]

你要看什麼情境下 可以說是怯弱

[frankie834]

chinese fighting........lol....

[skylinevsmr4]

n年冇睇過 睇返都覺得幾過癮

[dwiscome]

OMG，政委转世了。

[ttssyz]

seriously, this old man is irritating

he shldn't even talk loudly, no basic manners

[panzerNEWB]

Young guy is a punk and worthless piece of crap, he'd be crying into his broken teeth if they were alone. Typical 4 eyed coward with just a mouth

Good job old man, tell them young kids what's up.

[mp5hero]

classic!

[jessicahesterh]

广东话口音还挺好玩的

[Heworth]

你們不覺得那個年輕人很俗辣嗎??

[MrNeYu40]

他很会打哈？我很怕哦 XD

[ray911abc]

哈哈 国骂  广东话版～～

[mat7oh]

sei sohai....

[ghoostii119]

一罵而紅阿...林阿罵咧...

[frezing0630]

at unlce crazy 1 izit...fucker...if me..beat him early...

[Jokerbask]

廢物老頭

[superstarxy2]

屌！我才想屌他老母哩！

[vickyyap]

真实野蛮人......

他应该是赌博的人吧～

不然不会那么在意别人拍他肩膀的....

[destruct0r]

lol the guy patted him on the shoulder, and hes like fuck your mom! we all have stress and this is my way of relieving stress, and i didnt pat you on the shoulder when u talk on the cell phone, so in short he says fuck your mom! i am stressed! and you shouldnt pat random ppl on the shoulder.

[destruct0r]

the kid got owned

[honeymctw]

講電話太大聲，又在巴士上面吵架鬧事，自以為公正。可恥

[hua502]

Haha ...it reveals Hong Kongers' level...

if i were the young guy, i would fight him..

The uncle really sucks...

He said he would fuck the guy's mother

and I would say the uncle's mother should be gang fucked for bad dicipline of his son

[jakyzk31]

哇~这个大叔也太凶了吧,至于吗这样骂别人老妈

[yan27149]

經典

[cuhwie]

呵呵 真的很有趣

"我不幹你媽我幹誰阿"

哈哈哈~!

[willazeppeli]

老乡说的一是，好！我挺！

是中国人的请跟我一齐挺

一二三．．．

[kikizhu7]

难道老头有带兄弟在后坐吗 年青人 也不是这样敬老的哦

[dukethu]

the schoolboy so damn on9.. fight back, dude!

[vivian0215]

if i were the young man.i will give that fucker a lesson.

[jinia0815]

The old guy is freakin sick that makes me wanna slap him out of that window

[leesuling]

the old jerk is a motherfucker.

[zoezhu]

the old guy doesn't have manner at all!!

[ogelee]

I agree with u, the okd man is stupid.

[shark1208]

This old man is bitch!!!! Fuck you every way!

[shark1208]

but...he is also so Cool

[kiko1314]

that young man is gay

[ygyf]

i would DIUUU LEI LAO MO bak if im that young guy

DIUUUUU

[szewei]

where can download this damn video....

[szewei]

omg...i think he embarrase all hk ppl...

[uregerll]

hah! irritating!

[missshit]

換是我可沒那麼好....

那老頭真是討打呀~

[3AV253]

Bus Uncle is very smart!

[fourleafclover01]

he sux

[Meatwad206]

woah this is just like my grandma!!!! ahahahh this guys is funny, id hate to hav a grandma worse thn that,,,, and he is yelling in front of the WHOLE bus!!! wow this is guy is ummmm wow sooo funny...

[synyan]

Bloody Hongkong bare-headed middle-aged unkle..

[arshiva]

i hope this uncle...punch by ppl, bump by car, hand & leg break...fragmentation...die with full suffering...curse u curse u curse u...a mum

[kimchi9527]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

水啦!

[sobriety]

ah.. i see... you are probably rite, mate! I really can't stand the old man.. keeps getting on and on. I read from above that there are some clothes with the theme "du le lo mo" from http://www.cafepress.com/uncle­_bus

so that uncle is some kind of gangster?

[edyrach]

Oh man... no wonder he got bashed up! I cant stand him! That kid has patience man...

[sobriety]

u think so? but the bus really look like singapore type.

[edyrach]

Yup! They are Hong Kongers...

[smartboy4]

rofl where are you from?

[tomjc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=E35DJ-66tJA

new uncle bus video 巴士阿叔

[ghostpianist]

thanks for who ever translated this

good for the understanding of mandarin speakers like myself

[alfiesgal]

voyeurism

[cddisk]

帥ㄚ 巴士大叔 亞洲人 的驕傲...

加油加油..

[arshiva]

fark u

[cwh2]

is a shame on you... is a shame on HK people to have this

[huangdaxianren]

暈，我終于明白甚么意思暸，看暸N版本暸，服暸這個阿叔暸，哈哈­哈

[doctorsabe]

真正巴士阿叔精品店

The REAL Uncle Bus's Shop

http://www.cafepress.com/uncle­_bus

[guessblog]

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[neehoowmaa]

Thanks for creating this Chinese sub-title so non-Cantonese could understand this clip. This middle age man was crazy and rude.

[shanshansxp]

Bus Uncle Shop Online 巴士阿叔商品

http://www.cafepress.com/shans­hansbus

[wonglaye]

我还以为会有XX场面上演,有没有搞错...

[jerry80103]

他是不想爭吵吧= =說沒屌太慘了..那大叔還真白目ㄝ!真是= =明明自己不對..我的天阿= =怎會有這種人活在這世上?

[cockrising]

這阿伯在台灣會被打在地上吧，話說那眼鏡仔有醬爆的影子

[kikoman2005]

香港少年人都那麼軟弱嗎 欠屌

[jumat105]

巴士阿叔update

http://www.cash947.com/what_ne­ws.html

[kong4583]

人不犯我,我不犯人

河水不犯井水

四眼仔....唉.....自取其辱 

[doctorsabe]

真正巴士阿叔精品店

The REAL Uncle Bus's Shop

http://www.cafepress.com/uncle­_bus

[sonoflove]

巴士阿叔個人資料

http://www.dengjianwen.com

[chengyifan]

神精病大叔....

[danyeosc]

this shows the difference in social etiquette norms between the east and the west cultures (generally). if this were to happen in the west, the elder gentleman would have been reprimanded for being callous in talking loudly on the handphone, let alone the profanities thrown on the younger chap.

[sobriety]

it just that the younger generation give respect to the elder and won't want to argue over small matters. beside singaporean are known to be tolerant lots! if given hong kongers, china chinese, etc.. the matter will be blown up. that man is unreasonable and it would be easy to get him to throw a punch at me if i am the chap, then just call my police inspector friend and put that fellow in jail for a while. his life will be in a mess over next few months. haha...

[karebu]

I seriously don't think they are Singaporeans. They are hongkongers.

[fssctv]

請問你個字幕係用剪接軟件做定係用其他woftware 做?

[bleach123]

yea the teen was pretty useless. The old man keeps on saying he has too much stress, but you TALK TO FUCKING LOUD. Yea like that and for the part where the old man ask him if he wants to fight? I would please to knock the shit out of him. Man i wish i was there...

[arshiva]

ya the man should punch the old man hard and send him to hospital...nono, is to grave

[ojisama]

Basically, this is a conversation of a lunatic (old guy) and the teen on a bus, what happened was, the teen tapped his shoulder when the lunatic spoke on the cell, and hence the argument, and from start to end the teen never swore, but the lunatic said "I fuck your mom" many times, after their hand shake the teen want to tell him to stop saying that and another arguement occurs... but I would of fucking break his jaw if I was there......

[kosongkon]

dumb

[bchan003]

hahha an old man swearing at a high teenage

it's suppose to be the other way around

[badvvv]

d/l the video 巴士阿叔 國語/普通話字幕版

http://rapidshare.de/files/213­90240/buspressure.flv.html

[shanshansxp]

Bus Uncle Shop Online

http://www.cafepress.com/shans­hansbus

[EvasiveMotorsports]

weak! throw some punches you pussy.

www.evasivemotorsports.com

[kira303]

can downloads?

[sahal2]

what a wast of time................

[thumperings]

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[kosongkon]

dam ! wasted 6 minutes and no action.. FUCK i m out..

[bchan003]

but you got to listen to what that guy is saying ahaha

swearing at that kid

[asfiisflyingtoday]

巴士阿叔 之 受性騷擾篇 -------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=z0OF6M6IWcQ

[laughingmonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=sa2Zec0u2yU

[worldofthablind]

" dont kick my seat!" "i didnt kick your seat!" "then what did i feel?!" " that was my girlfriends head... bobbing." " well then in that case let me have some!" "no." "Let me hit it!" "Let me hit IT!" "well?" " she is now mine! I am the ALPHA MALE!!!" " yes you are the alpha male." " Damn right! I keep it Tight!"

[jasonh1234]

some guys arguing ona bus it looks like. Probably kicked the back of his seat.

[dinohardbody]

what is this crap?