not great review barley skratched the surface so idd just like to say stop doing reviews becasue u clerly suck some big ass. but anyway i dont wanna go of in a big rant like last time so bottem line ........... suck my fat one!!!!!!!!!!!!
@checkit188 Ok... y'know that I'm not saying you've got bad taste in games by playing LOTR right? Shit even I enjoy playing Sonic 06, but that wont keep me from saying it's an ass game. And this was meant to be a 3 part review, but I lost the inspiration to continue it. Sorry if you can't enjoy these.
... Sorry, its really cheesy. I thought your intro was sarcasm. Clearly you've no idea what the fuck a good game is. Its SP is tiny, the spec ops is just SP parts co-op'd.
MP is unbalanced, hacked to fuck, and laggy as hell. Ping 120+ average??. Its done nothing new, and actually everything it does do, other games have done better. Dont be a tool, see it for what it is, and actually review whats there. Dont BS because other reviewers love it.
Now hold on friend. How many FPS's have a long campaign that isn't recycled crap or overly long recycled maps with different enemy placements? I have my comments on Spec Ops and MP... but your going to have to wait for those.
Yeah good point, it's SP is the strongest part of it, and a strong SP when compared to other SP such as Resistance 2, Killzone 2, Halo 3 etc. Curious to see what you say about the MP.
Well... I just finished my project. My film idea for The Escapist's 3rd Annual Film Festival. A "where are they now?" themed documentary of video game characters after they're game is over. Didn't end exactly as I wanted... Had alot of production problems and inconsistency's... but I am aiming to get it done by Sunday, or the 11th.
Heh. I don't think of myself as a rip-off. James is a great reviewer. Not only is he funny and can turn one of his reviews into a short movie, he's also very sharp in what he notices and makes fair judgment on it. Sorry if I come across as a rip-off, but I encourage you to keep a watch on me as I may one day make you chuckle.
*SIGH*... Ok. I'll lay off the flask, your comment was the last nail in the coffin for that. And thanks for your support. I really like to hear that people are surprised when they see my reviews, that means that they're a cut above average and that's what I'm shooting for. I'm no AVGN, but I'd like to have the skills of James one day so I can make someone laugh as many times as he's made me laugh.
Great Review once again BAN. Im looking forward too your Multiplayer and Spec Ops Reviews. Btw Has anyone ever told you that you have a shitload of games,accessories and consoles =P
I tend to sip from it from time to time. Believe it or not, me sipping it isn't a gimmick. It helps calm me down and give me time to think about the next line. I don't have a teleprompter or a guy holding cards behind the camera, so I've got to memorize the lines and recite them (mostly) by memory.
That's what I heard. I have yet to beat a COD game fully on Veteran difficulty, and originally I did have plans to test to two side by side and come to a conclusion... but time was a factor and I am still getting back into the swing of things.
If I had the money, the first thing I'd get is a better camera, then a way to record all the game footage on something other than discs... And believe me, you can see crap graphics on an SD TV. Like Two Worlds.
Wait, you have a Wii with 4 wiimotes, a PS3, and a 360 and you don't have money for even a small HDTV? Oh well, Christmas is coming, I know what would be on my list if I were you.
I began to run out of money around PS3 time (notice how I only have 2 controllers for it), and don't ask why I have duplicates of games. I'd like an HD TV... but I want a better camera before that.
I think you have the skills, but agree with the other comments. Lose your attempts to come across as "cool", don't try and "act", and leave the ripping comments to Zero Punctuation. But still fairly decent - keep adjusting your style.
You trying hard to look cool and failing distracts from what you are trying to get across in the review. You really don't need that. Just stick to making your points and lose the flask. It's good otherwise.
I don't know how hard it is to take a guy serious when he uses a shitty camera. And the flask? I guess I used it a bit. My lines are by memory, and the flask helps me focus sometimes.
Good review. However try to adjust the camera colours; you're extremely orangeish in the video. Second, less talking. You can comment, but do so while theres some gameplay footage. Third, more cuss words. It's part of your gimmick. Finally, don't censor anything. Youtube doesn't care if you say whore or fucking cunt.
Can't control the camera. Really all I can control is 4:3 and 16:4 format. It's a cheap piece of crap I got for $200.00 new, and the lighting I have is two bulbs far away, and a heat lamp.... Yeah. There was less footage than I wanted, but as far as the censoring goes... I dunno. It may stay, it may go... depends. Thanks for the pointers too.
not great review barley skratched the surface so idd just like to say stop doing reviews becasue u clerly suck some big ass. but anyway i dont wanna go of in a big rant like last time so bottem line ........... suck my fat one!!!!!!!!!!!!
-thats for lotr conquest bitch!!??!
checkit188 1 year ago
@checkit188 Ok... y'know that I'm not saying you've got bad taste in games by playing LOTR right? Shit even I enjoy playing Sonic 06, but that wont keep me from saying it's an ass game. And this was meant to be a 3 part review, but I lost the inspiration to continue it. Sorry if you can't enjoy these.
BigAngryNerd 1 year ago
Great review maan i got this on both ps3 and xbox 360 nd lovin both lol hey man hurry up with your part 2 and 3 lol
thegameakaalvi 2 years ago
Mm. Part 2 may not be as long as 1, but hopefully it will still be informative.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Oh A HIPFLASK - EDGY!
... Sorry, its really cheesy. I thought your intro was sarcasm. Clearly you've no idea what the fuck a good game is. Its SP is tiny, the spec ops is just SP parts co-op'd.
MP is unbalanced, hacked to fuck, and laggy as hell. Ping 120+ average??. Its done nothing new, and actually everything it does do, other games have done better. Dont be a tool, see it for what it is, and actually review whats there. Dont BS because other reviewers love it.
fatandhorny 2 years ago
Now hold on friend. How many FPS's have a long campaign that isn't recycled crap or overly long recycled maps with different enemy placements? I have my comments on Spec Ops and MP... but your going to have to wait for those.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Yeah good point, it's SP is the strongest part of it, and a strong SP when compared to other SP such as Resistance 2, Killzone 2, Halo 3 etc. Curious to see what you say about the MP.
fatandhorny 2 years ago
Big... Angry... Nerd... cencoring swear words... annoying voice.... You're the exact opposite of AVGN. And not in a good way... Be at peace
FoggyFishburne 2 years ago
Sorry you cant enjoy it.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Are you even old enough to be pretend drinking alcohol? Lol.
CodyLCampbell 2 years ago
Old enough to pretend, and old enough to do.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
So when is the next part out? I only really care about the online, I've not even touched the story or spec ops.
saiyaniam 2 years ago
Well... I just finished my project. My film idea for The Escapist's 3rd Annual Film Festival. A "where are they now?" themed documentary of video game characters after they're game is over. Didn't end exactly as I wanted... Had alot of production problems and inconsistency's... but I am aiming to get it done by Sunday, or the 11th.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
I don't like this dude's voice
sonicteam2k1 2 years ago
I can't say I'm too fond of it either. But you work with what you've got. You'll get used to it I think.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
avgn ripoff. nothing to see here folks....
CodyTheDog 2 years ago
Heh. I don't think of myself as a rip-off. James is a great reviewer. Not only is he funny and can turn one of his reviews into a short movie, he's also very sharp in what he notices and makes fair judgment on it. Sorry if I come across as a rip-off, but I encourage you to keep a watch on me as I may one day make you chuckle.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Good job man, i randomly found you on avgns site, and had little hope to find someone i'd like, but I gotta say, yer pretty entertaining.
I'm subbing, and I hope you keep making videos, unlike the other reviewers who give up after a week of not getting love, love, and more love.
I also suggest aiming for a better camera, other than that, you seem solid, maybe lay off the flask, seems avgnish.
CheIseaSmiIe 2 years ago
*SIGH*... Ok. I'll lay off the flask, your comment was the last nail in the coffin for that. And thanks for your support. I really like to hear that people are surprised when they see my reviews, that means that they're a cut above average and that's what I'm shooting for. I'm no AVGN, but I'd like to have the skills of James one day so I can make someone laugh as many times as he's made me laugh.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Great Review once again BAN. Im looking forward too your Multiplayer and Spec Ops Reviews. Btw Has anyone ever told you that you have a shitload of games,accessories and consoles =P
MisterXBBandJelly 2 years ago
Not really. And I guess I do have more than the average gamer, but don't have 4 PS3 controller. And thanks for the praise ^_^
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
What's with the flask?
canabalisticham 2 years ago
I tend to sip from it from time to time. Believe it or not, me sipping it isn't a gimmick. It helps calm me down and give me time to think about the next line. I don't have a teleprompter or a guy holding cards behind the camera, so I've got to memorize the lines and recite them (mostly) by memory.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
good review( just saying I found MW 2 veteran to be very easy compared to Waw)
OchoCinque 2 years ago
That's what I heard. I have yet to beat a COD game fully on Veteran difficulty, and originally I did have plans to test to two side by side and come to a conclusion... but time was a factor and I am still getting back into the swing of things.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Also get a new TV or hide it. Who plays this generation of games on Standard Definition? And if they do, who are they to comment on graphics?
GeeDeeaRJay 2 years ago
If I had the money, the first thing I'd get is a better camera, then a way to record all the game footage on something other than discs... And believe me, you can see crap graphics on an SD TV. Like Two Worlds.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Wait, you have a Wii with 4 wiimotes, a PS3, and a 360 and you don't have money for even a small HDTV? Oh well, Christmas is coming, I know what would be on my list if I were you.
SWAGshow 2 years ago
I began to run out of money around PS3 time (notice how I only have 2 controllers for it), and don't ask why I have duplicates of games. I'd like an HD TV... but I want a better camera before that.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
I think you have the skills, but agree with the other comments. Lose your attempts to come across as "cool", don't try and "act", and leave the ripping comments to Zero Punctuation. But still fairly decent - keep adjusting your style.
GeeDeeaRJay 2 years ago
I don't try to come across as cool. I try to be informative and entertaining. As time goes on, you'll find that that's just how I am.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
You trying hard to look cool and failing distracts from what you are trying to get across in the review. You really don't need that. Just stick to making your points and lose the flask. It's good otherwise.
junqpile 2 years ago
I don't know how hard it is to take a guy serious when he uses a shitty camera. And the flask? I guess I used it a bit. My lines are by memory, and the flask helps me focus sometimes.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Good review. However try to adjust the camera colours; you're extremely orangeish in the video. Second, less talking. You can comment, but do so while theres some gameplay footage. Third, more cuss words. It's part of your gimmick. Finally, don't censor anything. Youtube doesn't care if you say whore or fucking cunt.
Good review though
tehparol 2 years ago
Can't control the camera. Really all I can control is 4:3 and 16:4 format. It's a cheap piece of crap I got for $200.00 new, and the lighting I have is two bulbs far away, and a heat lamp.... Yeah. There was less footage than I wanted, but as far as the censoring goes... I dunno. It may stay, it may go... depends. Thanks for the pointers too.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
Lol good work dude. I like it
turkish222 2 years ago
Thank you turkish222. I appreciate it.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
what are u drinking in that flask lol
XsubjectzX 2 years ago
Peppermint Schnapps... Is the video glitching now..?
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago
NM. Just a processing hicup. Usually around the christmas season I drink Peppermint Schnapps. I love it.
BigAngryNerd 2 years ago