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  • There has already been a two state solution in 1922 thanks to Churhill. He created Jordan and Israel. But also in 1922 oil was discovered in arabia and so britain did not create israel but worked to prevent it. But the san remo treaty is international law and the UN cannot change that fact thanks to article 80 of its charter.

  • I believe Jackie Mason who claimed once that, after his half hour audience at Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth started talking the same Brooklynese that he does....Great showman, sharp political acumen too....

  • YHWH bless you Yacov Mason

  • There is no such thing as "67 borders" thos are ceasefire armistice lines !

    israel or its borders where never recognized by the majority muslim population in the middle east !

  • If the US will just give back Hawaii and Alaska, and return to the contiguous 48 States, everyone can stop complaining about Palin, AND Qbama's birth certificate authenticity.

  • Jackie,how come the great American people elected a president:who never held office,never held a rifle in his hand yet he is (supposedly)commanding the greatest armed force on the globe.Is this for real.I shake in my boots to think that we would ever need Americans Forces under the leadership???of HUSSEIN!!! Obama.

    Kwaheri bwana Obama.(Swahili, by old Kenyan hand)

  • Obama MEANS to annihilate Israel, he means it. That's the only thing I disagree with you about Jackie. Obama hates Jews and loves Muslims. He was a Muslim and was Jesuit educated in Indonesia. He's doing just what he said he would do and no one paid attention to his speeches and writings-remind you of anyone? I'll give you a hint -his initials are A.H.-give up? Hitler

  • Thanks Jackie. I just wish Obama would watch some of your vids. He seems clueless about the most basic situations in this world. Israel is our only true ally over there and he treats them like street bums or worse.

  • ISRAEL/EGYPT-Peace using the 1967 Borders!

    The 1978 Camp David Accords, signed by Egyptian President Anwar El Sadat and Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin, witnessed by U S President Jimmy Carter.

    The complete withdrawal by Israel of its armed forces and civilians from the Sinai Peninsula which Israel had captured during the Six-Day War in 1967. Egypt agreed to leave the area demilitarized.

  • Every President of the USA and every negotiating team starting point for peace talks has been the 1967 borders. Peace with Jordan was achieved going back to the '67 border framework. Peace with Egypt was achieved by returning the Golan Heights; AKA, the1967 borders.

    Credibility is not assured for your much speaking and using repetitious rhetoric for comedic purposes is worse than merely useless except to those whose lives revolve around the tickle talk of thespians.

  • Jakie, I love you! A LEBEN AUF DEIN KOPF! Yes we certainly got the royal screwing by OBAMA's comment...but WHO WROTE HIS SPEECH? AND WHY DID OBAMA ACCEPT THIS DISGUSTING RHETORIC?

    WHEN WE RETURN THE USA TO THE AMERICAN INDIANS IT IS ONLY THEN THAT WE SHOULD EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING BACK TO THE 1067 BORDERS!

  • Hi Jackie, President George W. Bush and Vice President Cheney gave there unwavering support for Israel and got something like 10% of the Jewish Vote. President Barack Obama, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz give their unwavering suppport for Israel's enemies and get something like 90% of the Jewish vote. Obviously something is seriously wrong here. You are the best Jackie ! "Great Video"

  • Once upon a time, a guy with only a little money got caught up in a poker game. His rich buddy was out of money, and said, "Let me use your money to play." So the little guy backs his rich buddy and they lose. After the game, the little guy says to the winner, "Give me my money back." The winner says, "Get it from your friend." So, the Palestinians are going to get their land back from Syria and Jordan? I don't think so.

  • *THIS* is very funny stuff! (Gotcha back, Jackie! Lol! ) Very sad, but very, very funny. Thank you, Jackie, for being the voice of reason, and wisdom during these incredibly crazy times. 5 Fingers!!! ;))

  • Just for the benefit of those who might not know what the heck I'm talking about when saying, "5 Fingers", it's a reference to Jackie's very famous finger misunderstanding with Ed Sullivan. Of course, Jackie, there's no doubt, I meant 5 stars! Keep the amazing vids coming!!! :)

  • @PatriciaCookFind1 Didn't have space to point out something that is supposed to be true, but there's no way to really know: Some tribes (nomads for centuries) practice incest. It's just part of the culture. (?) Could that be part of them being slow learners?

  • @PatriciaCookFind1 A couple of reality checks: 1. The people live in terrible conditions but continue to have 8-10 anyway. 2. The men mostly do nothing all day except smoke hash. 3.The women have babies. 4.The girls help their moms with the babies. 5. The boys are given toy guns at an early age and then real ones after the age of 10 instead of books. 6. Their anger, resentment and hatred is fed by the leaders. 7. It's a VERY hot country and not enough water.(why the wars are in the summer)

  • Obama wants to defend Israel..."but not from bombs" - HA HA HA HA!! Right on Jackie!!

  • Don't ostrich. Fly with the eagles by reading my Islam Watch Blog. See my profile for url.

  • Jackie take care of this Idiot in the White House. He hates Israel and he hates America as well.

  • Ahhhh, Jackie:

    Well done! Another comedic way to address a Western civilization-hating schmuck.........a schmuck, by the way, who has benefited from the largess of the very people who he hates.

    My parents and I used to watch you on the Ed Sullivan show decades ago and wept with laughter as you made the complex easily comprehended thru laughter laced with a dose of common sense. Osama/Obama/Omama....Mama-Mia, who cares?

    Let him die from terminal rectal itch............

  • My main problem with this argument is that it doesn't bother to get the facts straight-Obama said that those borders could be used as a starting point for negotiations with mutually agreeable swaps. Whether or not you agree with that position, I find it completely useless to spend over four minutes arguing against position Obama didn't make by putting words in his mouth.

  • @everythingever The problem is that the president himself said there should be NO preconditions before negotiations around the table. Asking to used 67 borders as a starting point is a precondition in the first place!!!!! Are we that dumb? Beside, it is not to anyone to say to a sovereign country what or what not to do. Just remember that this idea was rejected as an undefencible - so let not talk about it anymore - thanks

  • @everythingever

    How about the fact that negotiations for peace is absurd when one side continues to bomb the other? Jackie has once again simplified some pretty stupid shit in a place where it's possible that the States shouldn't be trying to do anything about anyway. There hasn't been an American President yet with the balls to get honest with the Arabs OR his own people. We all know that the power of the Jewish spirit is stronger than any politicians.

  • Love you, Jackie!!!!!!!!!!

  • Can you imagine if the arabs told the US to give american land to the Native Americans--the 1567 borders. That's pretty much whats happening here. What a joke.

  • @kingkvetch yes thats ittttttttttttt :/

  • O'Vomit the muSlime should give back the USA to the Indians----the 1567 borders.

  • I respect his office but, Obama doesn't represent my belief system or speak for me. The land known as Israel was promised to Abraham for his faith and obedience to God through his seed.

    Exodus 32:13 "Remember Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, thy servants, to whom thou swarest by thine own self, and saidst unto them, I will multiply your seed as the stars of heaven, and all this land that I have spoken of will I give unto your seed, and they shall inherit it FOR EVER." FOR EVER means for ever.

  • man. let's start with the 2007 president of the USA, obama is a piece of crap! Jackie, you rock!

  • Obama should've demanded Israel go back to pre-1948 borders;) then Israel doesn't have to worry about defense! :D

  • G-d bless you Jackie..

  • Obama talks from both sides of his mouth, when he was in Israel he said "If my children where under rocket attacks I will do whatever it takes to defend them"

    when Israel went into Gaza to Defend it's citizens Obama said Israel is using excessive force.

    When he talked to Netanyahu he said Israel has to go back to 67 borders, when he talked to AIPAC he said Israel has to negotiate based on defensible borders. what a spinless President. Harper of Canada is a man of principle

  • @PatriciaCookFind1 No. There is undeniable proof that Obama was born in Hawaii, god damn you're stupid.

  • @PatriciaCookFind1 You're an idiot

  • Is there a "super-like" button? YAY, JACKIE! You're my hero. And I'm a Gentile, if you can believe it. Live long and prosper, you wonderful troublemaker. :-D

  • I'm sure I'll be called anti-semitic, but the 1967 boarders are the legal boarders of Israel and the only ones legal under international law. Why exactly does the US have to defend a foreign state? I also don't get the support of Israel from US Jews. There is NOWHERE in the world, including Israel, where Jews are better off than in the US. There is NO widespread antisemitism, only small pockets of hate groups, but not in the population at large and they are free to practice or not their religion

  • Hey, Jackie....interesting video, but I have a suggestion for you:-

    How about changing your youtube channel to something like "THE ULTIMATE LYING ZIONIST SCHMUCK". I think it would suit you better.

  • Jackie, we need "more" videos.

  • You hit the nail again. In recent times, I'd like to know what other country would effectively be told that 'it's only a few bombs, leave them alone.' The patience of the Israelis is mind boggling.

  • @fishwaltz It's not so much patience as acceptance that there has always been and always will be hatred of the Jews as long as there is misery and ignorance. A lot of people need others to blame instead of getting down to doing whatever needs to be done to lift themselves up. The Israelis nod their heads a lot. They know how to work hard and play hard. They also know how to mourn for the many who have taken on the responsibility that comes with accepting "Remember When, Never Again" L'chaim!

  • The day the USA can tell Israel to give back the land they legally captured in the course of war would be the day after the USA gives back California, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas, and parts of other states to Mexico. (From whom we took it during the Mexican War.) Then we return the colonies to England, and the rest to the Indians. After that THEN we can tell Israel what to do. Until then, Israel's land belongs to Israel. Period.

  • @ROGER2095 Actually, if any of that happens they will have to give it back to us Native Americans becase us natives were here before the Spanish. :)

  • @ROGER2095 Israel claiming that the Jews have the right to all the land of the old Kingdom of David (or whatever similar territorial claims they're making) is like the Native Americans and Native Mexicans claiming that all of North America belongs to them alone.

  • @Zaltorus the native americans built NOTHING in 250 years, look at mexico, NOTHING, fucking lamers are sponges!

  • @Zaltorus Israel has never claimed ALL of the land of the old land originally known as Judea. When Anwar Sadat and Golda Mier signed a peace treaty, Israel gave a piece of land and the promise that a couple of German/Israeli scientists would train a few Eygption scientists and engineers how to create an irrigation system by cleaning up the Nile, etc. in exchange for peace. Good deal? Sure, too bad Sadat was shot for it the next day by one of his own. He did a Nobel Peace prize afterwards!!

  • @ROGER2095 You say that the USA should be ready to give back land, etc etc. You make a nice point in your message. BUT.....Obama wouldn't mind that either! I mean, give it all away to China and the Saudis~

  • @ROGER2095 i agree with you....but I would also mention land disputes between America-Russia, America-Mexico, Russia-Japan, Azerbaijan-Armenia, India-Pakistan just to name a few. Israel must NOT give any more land for peace.....if they want peace they keep what they have or move to Jordan. Israel took Jews from all corners of the world Yemen, Ethiopia, Egypt, Tashkent, Germany, France and etc... we are truly living in some insane world nowadays

  • @ROGER2095 Not for a minute do I advocate this (and I suspect you do not either), but the PRINCIPAL is absolutely correct. Lest we forget the Australians and the Aborigines? How about kicking the Protestants out of Northern Ireland, too? It's nonsense, of course. Then again, there's no need for it, as the Jews founded their homeland in Shomron & Yehudea 3 millennia ago, before the Arabs showed the remotest interest in Jerusalem. ONLY when the Jews want to RE-enter do the Arabs suddenly care!

  • Netanyahu for U.S. President in 2012!!!

  • nobama's career will ultimately end in total failure, he's just a one trick pony,

    michelle+nobama, are a couple of beggars on horseback....move the borders is

    beyond dumb, he would be of more use being a cook for the british army, just like

    his old man...there is not enough characters to express want i want to say, what do you expect from a muslim that pretends to be christian and thinks he's american

  • "Palastinian" ... is a marketing myth... they are Arabs. I agree with ZihavaTigress comment. However... every time I hear about this problem... I think that USA should absorb Israel the way India took Tibet. We should give Israel some nice portion of America & let those "Klingons" have all that place so they can get-on w/hating amongst themselves shia/sunni & whatever. I love that solution... & nice going India! for taking-in Tibet. It would be fascinating to see what would happen over there.

  • @9tee you comment makes no sense at all. My family have been living in Palestine since long before the land was partitioned. Because they are Jewish, you are saying they need to leave now? They bought that land! They don't want to leave their homeland for the U.S. What kind of bullshit crap is that?

    Every time I hear this problem, I ask why the muslims who stole the land of Palestine get a free ride and get to claim land that isn't theirs? I ask why they don't free their people?

  • @9tee There was no name of the group of Arabs of known as "Palestinians" before May of '48. No currency of their own either. "They bought that land" - where did you get that bullshit crap from. Google - UN decision - get real about the USA should give the Israelis a portion of the Americas. THAT would scare the shit out of the Americans, knowing the terrorists will go anywhere and do anything to kill the Jews. And they'd be in the crossfire, to be sure.

  • I think Israel should go back to the 67 borders. The day after that happens, the Arabs and muslims will attack Israel, they will lose as they always do, then Israel can make new 2011 borders, gaining back the land was supposed to be theirs according to the Balfour Declaration. Israel is the one that got cheated out of their land, not the invading Egyptians and Syrians who now call themselves Paletinians.

  • Stupid iPad YouTube app....  :-(

  • Hey Jackie you old coot! Keep it up I love it! Keep talking while they bomb and if the

  • stick to comedy! love ya, jackie!

  • It's about time you dropped your bagel & cream cheese and responded to the Imposter-in-Chief on this issue!! Any Jews who vote Democrat in '12 are schmucks. Now it's official.

  • @DexterHaven49 My love for the Jewish people is ENDLESS! That said an unbelievable 78 % of them actually voted FOR this obomanation ; who told everyone up front, I'm going to redistribute the wealth . This president has made that Ga. peanut farmer look like a freekin genius ! And if you are wondering just WHO said that.... that's MY quote !

  • @cheesestr4wz The only Republicans the Jews voted for in high percentage was Roosevelt and Reagan.

    It always comes down to the looks, style and the lesser of two evils.

    George McCain should have won for his qualities, etc. But what a mistake choosing Palin!

  • @aarondanaful Since when was Roosevelt a Republican?

  • @Skytroop Yes, he was elected as a democrat, officially. But he took on the most conservative approach with his policies and choosing many Republicans to get the WWII machine going.  (Once the Americans joined up in '42 because of Pearl Harbour). He and Churchill referred to a powerful Republican man (?) as "one helluva son of a bitch" but hey "he's OUR son of a bitch"

    Politics most certainly make strange bedfellows.

  • @aarondanaful FDR was a democrat.

  • *Israel, I demand you return to the pre-1967 borders AFTER the USA returns to the 1845 borders with Mexico*

  • If the Arabs ( Muslims) put down their weapons today, there would be NO MORE violence. If Israel puts down their weapons today.... there would be no more ISRAEL !

  • @cheesestr4wz True. Who was the one who said that?

  • @rlebovits sounds something that either Golda or Eban would have said but I don't recal either.

  • @rlebovits It was NOT I ... however it NEEDED to be repeated . Also NEWT GRINCH said the other day.... " If President

    obama can't control the bleeding at the boarders of America... how dare he advise Israel concerning THEIR borders "

  • @cheesestr4wz Dennis Prager said that right? Great quote

  • @ACE7Drew It's NOT my quote ...

    Giving credit where credit is due.... but I know I read it somewhere only don't recall where !

  • Obama has declared all Jews must commit suicide. He has spoken, make it so.

  • Obama is on the side of Hamas a closet muslim! Its disgusting---but if you disagree with Obama you are racist! What a traitor! I love Israel. You can not make peace with terrorists!

  • I'll tell ya who's side Obama is on. He holds the same positions as Hamas. He's on the side of Hamas.

  • Jackie the whole Israeli government is evil just like ours here in America. I pray for the Jewish People and the peace of Jerusalem.

  • Dear President Obama:

    I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

    Secondly, that would be great.

    Sincerely,

    Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

  • @DHY2KA Stealing this for my Facebook.

  • OBAMA IS MUSLIM HIS PRO MUSLIM NO OBAMA 2012 NO JEWS WILL VOTE FOR HIM I AM NOT MY VOTE IS NOT GOING TO OBAMA

  • After the 9-11 attacks, the US didn't sit back and ask to negotiate for peace with Mullah Omar.

  • The Naqba is the result of the Arab armies' indiscriminate assaults on Israeli military and civilian population centers, after the Jews declared the founding of Israel in 1948, because the Arabs refused to accept the 1947 UN plan that the Jews had accepted. The Palestinians were persuaded and/or coerced by their brothers to evacuate Israel until the Israelis were defeated. They were not expelled by the Israelis. So, yet again, the Naqba is yet another example of Arab hypocrisy and nihilism.

  • "What kind of Israel do you want, Mr. Prime Minister?...": An Israel that is the homeland of the Jews, with Jerusalem as its undivided capital and borders that are defendable by Israel, without the need for security guarantees by the US, so as not to turn the Jewish state into a vassal state held hostage to the whims of the US and its allies, such as the frankly risible strong-arming out of Washington, London and the EU.

  • 44 years later and we're still carrying Israel's water.

  • He insults our allies and kisses up to our enemies. Little does he know that our enemies are only our enemies because that constitutes the rationale for their power base, which they would like to grow. if our enemies became friends with the U.S., then no more rationale for lording it over their hapless subjects. Obama is intelligent enough to know this, after all he's a lawyer, but I think he believes in the leftist creedo of moral, cultural, and religious relativism nonsense.

  • this is prophecy from the Bible...it states anyone who goes against israel will be destroyed...

  • @razorpayne13 So maybe May 21st next year then?

  • @superpoopoop No one knows. Do you know what the Bible really says about the rapture?

  • @razorpayne13 Given I don't believe in prophecy, the rapture, or the bible, I frankly don't care.

  • @superpoopoop if u dont care then why did u comment? It's irelavent if u care or not...it rains all the time and people wished it didnt...

  • Glad your back on YT Mr. Mason ! VERY GLAD !!!!!

    Jeff

  • BTW!!! If Palastine has to have their "homeland" (which they never had) Egypt should give back the land they took from Israel.

  • Excellent report Jackie. He is in Brittan right now talking as if he is a global leader.

    Think about it.

  • GREAT YOU'RE BACK JACKIE!!

  • We get Obama and Israel gets Netanyahu. Boy did we get screwed.

  • @curlybobz Well said....

  • Obama's M.O. is to say something outrageously ridiculous then turn around in the next breath and say, "Just kidding. I didn't really mean it."

  • @elbobcat those jews should be in europe because they're european.

  • Totally agree. What is with this 67 border thing. I didn't know 27 invasions. The last major rocket attack was stunning to me.

    Create 10 mile border outside Israel when someone attacks. They got to pay for their actions and since life is cheap in the middle east so use what they consider valuable, land. They try again, another 10 miles. See how long they keep attacking.

    I'll keep supporting Israel as long as I'm alive but am not Jewish.

  • @TheUltimateJew You make me feel like I am Jewish sometimes .. :)

    We would love to have you at our club here in Chicago .

    God Bless ya !

  • From what i've come to understand the 67 border line would be totally indefensible for Israel, any tom dick or Mohamed could take pot shots with basic rocket from the mountain region in Israel and cause untold damage. Israel cannot let this happen, it's suicide !

    No matter what is given they want more, it's not about land it's about ideology. Their ideology is "death to the Jew".

  • Thumbs way up Jackie!

  • @stringmask we are back..been very busy with making movies..

  • @TheUltimateJew When is the movie coming out? I can't wait to see it!

  • @TheUltimateJew Yes please keep making movies Jackie!

  • President Ovaltine only has 2 opinions on any subject,this weeks' and next weeks'.

  • Stick to jokes. Oh, and sorry for ease dropping on you at Carnegie deli at 1 a.m. in 1992. I was a little drunk.

  • The way I see it Israel is its own mess. Jews certainly aren't "safe" there, and never will be. So why should the US continue to lose face for the sake of Israel's "protection"? The ACLU and Southern Poverty Law love to stamp out Christian expression and promote racial tolerance in the US, but Israel is one of few obviously racist states. By jews for jews is okay, pretty much same idea Hitler had for Germany's whites. I'm surprised the US has backed Israel up to this point, it all stinks.

  • @JizzonTheDark oh yes, so obviously racist with the few arab muslim knesset members.. Not like the arab countries that have governments filled with jews... wait. There's not a single non-muslim legislator in ANY muslim country! Maybe that's less obvious- if you're an idiot..... Also, the us doesn't protect Israel so much as it protects arabs from israeli retaliation..

  • @nabcunion

    Ok whatever man, I'm not talking about the makeup of the knesset, considering there are more Arabs in the total occupied area ,you'd expect to see more. I'll just point to the Nationality and Entry into Israel Law (Temporary Order) - 2003 or the fact you must swear fealty to a "Jewish and Democratic State" in order to be a citizen. That is blatant racism man, because Israel sure as hell is no theocracy. I'm not saying it's wrong, but let's call a spade a spade.

  • hey jackie are3nt you supposed to have fangs with blood dripping from them?

  • Wow first (or should that be foyst) video in months....

  • O'bama quit smoking cigarettes, but never stopped the weed.

  • Oh I think "he means" to Jackie..he is a Muslim you know.

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