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  • A Giger reference? I love you.

  • Sex is scary though. and im not religious

  • "I would bet if they could find a way to reproduce that didn't involve gettin' naked they'd jump at it in an instant." If you mean asexual reproduction, they've always been against genetic engineering and the like. Somehow, clones and people made through genetic engineering wouldn't have souls, although I have no idea how any of them came to that conclusion, given that such technologies aren't mentioned in the Bible. That was one of the reasons I opposed mind-body dualism when I was a Christian.

  • I just have to say, I love you! You are awesome!! XD

  • @mara7987 Aww, shucks! :)

    Thanks!

  • Especially with you.

  • I am trying to set a rcord for orgasms. I could use a little help

  • Dug the Giger reference.

    Way to "get your geek on!"

  • @steveb0503 Heh. I've definitely got a wee bit o' nerd cred. ;)

  • Im a great fan of BionicDance, but am I the only one who cant stand the phrase "panties in a wad"?

  • @binx2629 Actually, that's part of why I use it; I WANT folks to feel uncomfortable. ;)

  • @BionicDance Still love your videozZ! XD

  • Lots of straw-men in this vid. Catholics oppose homosexuality, birth control, and bestiality not because they think sex is yucky but because they believe the natural function of sex is to make babies. The above practices do not fulfill this function and are therefore immoral say that Catholic ethicists.

  • @biznor3 Oh, come now...reason it out further. WHY do they think the natural function of sex is to make babies? Sure, it does that, but that's not ALL it does, and there is nothing to explain why having sex for any OTHER purpose is wrong or bad. So why their hang up about it, hmm...?

    C'mon...reason it out. I'll wait.

  • @BionicDance I do not agree at all with Catholic sexual morality, I am merely stating that you are burning strawmen. If it's stupid and annoying when theists do it how can we excuse ourselves for doing the same thing? Considering the fact that Catholics have marital sex all the time (Justice Scalia, for example, has 9 kids), I find your assertion that they are uncomfortable with sex itself highly irrational. I love your vids, but please stop misrepresenting your opponents.

  • @biznor3 Why do you think he has nine kids? Cuz he can't have sex with birth control. Why can't he have sex with birth control? Because that would allow him to have it purely for pleasure.

    Work it out for yourself...the religious use sex as a weapon, primarily as a lever of guilt.

  • @BionicDance It's befuddling that you count this as a point in favor of your position when the whole point of my last comment was that it refuted some of the claims made in your vid. Yes, you are right that conservatives generally oppose sex not intended to make babies, but you are dead wrong when you say that they are "terrified of their bodies" and "would jump at the chance to procreate without getting naked." These statements are patent straw-men.

  • @biznor3 I don't think they ARE strawmen. Given everything I've seen of the religious, sex and the human body are sinful, dirty, filthy; to them, anything to do with either is to be avoided as much as possible, and to be apologized for just as often.

    What's befuddling to ME is how you think it's otherwise, given what they say and do, what their religion says about non-procreative sex. It all fits together to paint the picture I describe in the video. How do you NOT see it? *raised eyebrow*

  • I'm not a very sexual person... I'm 21 and a virgin... through school I had school on my mind, sex didn't cross my mind like most teenagers.

  • @CJCA915 Wow, for me, school was nothing but prison and torture. Forcing us to wake up at an ungodly hour of the morning, Teachers getting into your business, giving homework, even on vacation, then there was bullies, and changing in front of others before gym class (what's up with that?) I could go on, school was nothing but hell, complete hell.

    Sex was a great escape from that control freak motel. Gets ones mind off of the torture.

    the movie hostel reminded me of school.

  • @Mglosk I enjoyed school, I was in my high schools JROTC, was a 1st Lieutenant when I graduated, my teachers were awesome, the students were awesome.

    I never saw it as torture, here high school starts at 8:15 am or so... I had to be ready for the bus by 7:20 am...

    I didn't really get bothered by the changing in front of others in high school, I'm almost an adult, so yea... you change so you don't get your clothes you wore to school all dirty, etc. So you then change back into them after class.

  • @CJCA915 Do you actually believe that most teenagers don't think about sex you are either deluded or lying to yourself if you think that.

  • @Bot23 When did I even say that, I said I didn't... O_o Where you reading?

  • @CJCA915 not that im thinking about it you probably meant unlike most teenagers but said it colloquially

  • @Bot23 Well, when I went to school 75% of my friends had sex creep into their conversation each day.

  • Personally I don't like sex. There's very little physical gratification I get from it & no mental.

    But that's just me. I don't expect or even want others to be like me (at least not in every way. xD ) Just cause I find it a primarily boring experience & only good for jokes doesn't mean everyone else should too. =)

    Now, as for making out... THAT is an amazing thing~

  • @ShadeC4 I went through a period of time like that...then I figured out what I was doing wrong that was making it not so nifty.

    Just sayin'. :)

  • @BionicDance Yeah, I suspect the fact I'm transgender thus have the wrong body parts as well as other personal, psychological stuff is what's making it not enjoyable. But, sadly, at current I can't be certain. & obviously, just from the trans part alone, I got a lot to go through before I'll actually get to the root of it. :p I've already started though so.. :)

  • @ShadeC4 Ah...well...I don't think I can give advice on THAT front. Heh. Sorry.

  • @BionicDance Yep. xP Aint after advice anyways, only recently has someone been able to say something new. Time before that I was still in school. I've taken it all into account - insults, compliments, inbetweens, etc. alike. Got me to a state of significant self awareness. Still learning about myself (like how I only just a few hours ago understood why so many people see me as irrational & now agree with them).

    Anyways... =)

  • So true. Christians are so scared of sex their god had to impregnate some woman through a virgin birth. Don't just go on automatic, think...about sex. ^_^

  • I want to start a religion! So I can get some of my friends on my health plan as wives. It will be Lesbian Mormons. I just have two rules. You have to give a tithe, and you more blessed with the more orgasms you give to other women. See subvert the system.

  • The cheese is strong with this one.

  • I masturbated to this video.

  • I believe thegreatgmer7 wrote, "Religion blinds you sheep." As for me, a religious upbringing simply turned into guidelines for humanism. I adopt religious philosophy without the overhead of ritual and superstition. Chief among them is, "That which is loathsome to you do not do to others". I wouldn't want people to cheat, harm, or ignore me, so I don't cheat or harm them, and, to the best of my ability, I try not to ignore them.

  • Hottest Bionic Dance Video Ever. Merry Yule and thanks.

  • @Renturd2 Riiiiiight like that is going to happen. Plus Jesus? Seriously... do you realize how my jokes you've just opened up?

    I mean he ran around with twelve guys and a whore. She washed his feet with her hair (cough foot fetish), and then when Judas said that she could have used the money she bought for that on the poor, Jesus just gave the limp wrist to it and said "Ah.. The poor are always going to be there, but right now it's Me Time!"

  • If having sex is wrong, then I don't want to be right~

  • Yay for orgasms 

  • @Renturd2 No.

  • @BionicDance A+

  • Look guys... it's like this... i've always wanted to fuck a woman in the stink box (asshole), right! But i resist the temptation and pray about my bowel-ferreting urges, then read the good book. And HEY PRESTO! It goes away, and i can then fellowship with the Lord fully. HALLELUJAH!

  • Oh, that evil Onan. Gen 38:8-10

  • sounds like someones getting laid more ;D Is there a new GF?

  • Being a F2M, I'm pretty terrified about sex, but the way some religious people act about it is even scarier.

  • Now you mention the topic... how did your dates go?

  • @KaroKoenich Well, see, I spoke to her about it and I get the impression she doesn't want me to be too terribly public about our relationship. At least not yet. We'll see.

  • Then again the Catholic Church remains against fertility treatment as does a vocal faction of the wingnuts.

  • Sex is Scary....only if it's with a galgameck.

  • These attitudes toward sex must derive from a time in the Middle East when people lived in small tribes, and their goals were to build up the population of tribes, and extend the lineage of men by having as many children as possible. Hence, polygamy was widely accepted at the time, while sexual acts that didn't result in procreation (homosexuality, masturbation) were condemned.

  • This all has to do with religion when it was government - slaves will not find joy in THIS world so work hard and you will have fun in the "afterlife". Pretty damned clever.....if you own slaves! "Work really REALLY hard all your life for.....ME!....and, in the end, when you are.....DEAD......you will be ....."happy".

    All the while the "gentry" or "elite" who own slaves are living the high life! Why, they're fornicating with kids, doing drugs, drinking out of golden flagons....partying!

  • By the way, you don't look all that different in this clip than you did when you mentioned that you just woke up and didn't make yourself pretty. Is it.. can it be.. you are pretty? -- or you just have a farkakte camera.

  • They are all ways of having sex without having to reproduce, right, but also about reproducing without marriage. "Is it true that there's just one for one, like I've been told?"-- Stone Poneys, YT/watch?v=9v1D-CRISck

  • My personal favorite... Rubber pussies!

  • @Renturd2 I find it hard to masturbate on bible stories.

  • Live in minnesota... next year they have a constitutional amendment on wether to restrict marriage to being between one man and one woman. FFS people, let people do as they please with themselves, keep your jesus off my penis, and I'll keep my penis off of you. In my eyes gender is just and attribute. a ban on homosexual marriage is like saying you cant marry someone because they have blue eyes.

    Also, studies have shown, that people who have more sex live happier lives.

  • This new generation has no morals what with all of the masturbation and premarital sex! They haven't been properly scared shitless of eternal hellfire and traumatized to be afraid of enjoying their and their loved ones' bodies. And they use condoms! See the moral thing to do is when the horny 14 year olds are alone, don't tell them that condoms will protect them, that's when they should be thinking about Jesus! If we can have sex a grand total of 5 times in our lives, they can resist!

  • Remember...Birth control 'is' self control.

  • I love masturbation... 

  • They even say mastrubation is a sin........will if it is im defanetly going to hell ;)

  • Sex is good but dangerous.

  • Don't forget about the HPV vaccine they also fought to stop. Because we all know if you have sex you deserve to get cancer

  • @Renturd2 Yahweh not only condones but actually commands rape. Sodomy...not so much. And Mary? Nothing about her being a hooker but sex outside of marriage is blatantly obvious.

  • No, reproduction has to be made the way God intended. Read up on the ideas catholics have on IVF, sperm or egg donations and stuff like that. It's not in the bible so it should be forbidden.

  • I think all religious people aught to be celibate. That way we might be shot of them in a generation or two.

  • @Renturd2 Keep praying, you are really helping us heathens find the path to the word of the lawd.

  • @Renturd2 i hope your joking...cuz the bible has all kinds of rape and sodomy in it. And the virgin mary wasnt a virgin,she was a hooker and jeusus is a hooker baby....!

  • @Renturd2 Вы овец ослеплены религией

  • @renturd1 i hope you joking. Cuz the bible has rape and the virgin mary wasnt a virgin, she was a hooker...jesus is a hooker baby. Ok

  • @Sn00kyCr00ksWorld Missed the 'Reply' button, kiddo; try that again so renturd1 actually gets it.

  • @BionicDance didnt work the first time on my phone ;)

  • @Sn00kyCr00ksWorld Ugh...don't comment with phones; they don't get along with YouTube I've noticed.

  • @BionicDance LOl learnin the hard way! Renturd commented on my Ticket for being fluffalicious vid n asked if im on meds....said i should be...lol. catholics/christians etc should be cuz theyre all delusional

  • @Sn00kyCr00ksWorld You have citation on the Mary being a hooker?

  • @RomeoCo hooker,lot lizard or just plain lizard hermaphidite to impreg herself...sex=baby. In this case,it was a hooker farm baby in a cow barn in dirty hay...feel bad about that one. Whos name do i give to CPS? Lololol

  • @Sn00kyCr00ksWorld You're mixing up two Mary's. You have Mary, mother of Jesus, and Mary Magdalene, who's supposedly a hooker, but I don't think she was called that flat out in the bible either.

  • @Alphasys either way, no virgin can give birth unless Jesus mother was a lizard hermaphidite who impregnated herself or something. Sorry, but there is no virgin mary...impossible unless she was a fish or lizard or whatever other animal can get itself preg without a mate

  • @Sn00kyCr00ksWorld You're probably right. I was merely noting that in this piece of historical fiction, there are two distinct Mary's, not saying a virgin birth is possible. There are even stories that this 2nd Mary, Mary Magdalene, was not a hooker at all, but actually Jesus' wife and bearing his child. Anyway, bottom line is, you called this fictional woman a hooker, while in this book, she was not.

  • I know exactly what you mean, and I couldn't agree with you more about most of the religious population, In this video you are only talking about the Abrahamic religions, right?

  • you kinda startled me at the beginning there

    and according to all christians every thing is either part of the devil or part of the illuminati and its stupid the shit that these ppl believe in lol

  • Hey ... have you thought of getting a short and spunkie type of haircut? I think you'd look good with some choppy bangs and a lot of volume in the back.

  • @Trips1103 The problem is that my hair is actually naturally curly. I'm Italian, Austrian, Cherokee, French, and Black; as a result, my natural hair comes out to something like a "Jew Fro". And it SUCKS. Styling is more or less out of the question cuz they don't really make products for such multi-continental, multi-ethnic hair. Best I can do is take a flat-iron to it, which is a LOT of work...and it's actually HARDER on short hair, if you can believe it. So...no. Sorry.

  • Oh, who needs hair? If I could, I would make myself externally hairless except for my eyebrows. 6^)

  • How did I guess this outro wrong?! I always try to guess which one you will use, but it has been so long since I remember seeing this one...

  • @eyeEATyoBABIES I really need to make new ones. It's been a while.

  • @BionicDance Guess the outro, part 2? Yes!

  • @eyeEATyoBABIES Well, we'll see...I haven't made up any new ones for a while, and most of the suggested ones I've been getting from viewers have been, well...ehhh...

    But we'll see. :)

  • christiannymphosdotcom.

    yeah~ lols

  • ...and the music is hysterical! :)

  • That not-so-subtle hand motion at 1:51 has me wanting to alone for a few minutes.

  • @sr22gts ...mission accomplished. ;)

  • @BionicDance

    Not fair!!! Because we XY-chromos have no chance with you :(

  • @sr22gts Well, I AM evil. ;)

  • @BionicDance Genius idea 101: What if we got several nudist colonies to move to a fundy infested neighborhood? In fact, lets get as many of the atheists/freethinkers/secular people on youtube to all bring their couches, shades, and popcorn supplies just outside the town so we can all watch the fireworks! XD

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  • I have a hypothesis. It's not really a fully formed hypothesis, still needs work, but here it is;

    I've noticed that some of the most notoriously anti-gay Christian Republicans (Haggard, for example) turned out to be gay. And NephilimFree, a guy who was very anti-porn, turnbed out to be a leg man. (Bit of a relief, actually, allot of us thought he was a pedophile.)

    My hypothesis is that whatever a Christian's favourite thing to hate is, that's their fetish.

  • @dechha1981 Well, given that religion often seems to have a big honkin' problem with pleasure during life, you may be onto something there.

  • you just gave me a raging thought.

    The erection was already there...

  • Personally I don't care much about sex, I can get the same feeling or more through other means, as most likely everyone can. I only enjoy it because of the person it's with.

    Please note that I have had a LOT to drink and that the only thing that makes my comment make any kind of sense id#s goolge chromes spell check.

    TL:DR

    I don't care about sex,

  • Mmmm. Sex. 

  • Giggity!

  • Her- "Turn the lights out dear. I do not want God to see us 'doing it'. "

    Him- "But God sees all. He doesn't need lights."

    Her- "Ok, but don't make any wierd noises."

    Him-" But God hears your thoughts."

    Her- "Oh shit, I guess he will 'hear' my thoughts about being with a woman instead, while you drill me."

    Him- "Oh shit, I was going to think of your hole as a man's anus."

    Her- "Fuck it, leave the lights on then while we sin."

  • Please sex responsibly!

    And also thoughtfully. And awesomely. Because like she said, this is it folks... ... ... all the things I was going to say after that are horribly laden with innuendo in this context.

    So I'm going to go with: Be excellent to each other. :P

  • @StubbornProgrammer And...PARTY ON, DUDES!

  • @BionicDance "Sex is awesome, and this is the only life we get." You MUST run for president, and BE ELECTED!"

  • @StubbornProgrammer No, no, no. Let's have the innuendo. Innuendo is cool.

  • I think this obsession with only reproductive sex comes from the early jewish tribes that wrote the old testament. They saw reproduction as essential to the survival of their communities , so masturbation and being gay was a danger to them. I would assume it's because they didn't understand reproduction that well.

    But of course, why live in the 21st century when you can live in the early bronze age.

  • I LOVE NAUGHTY BITS!!!!!!

  • I blame a lot of this anti-sex stuff on Leviticus and Revelation.

  • Sex is natural. All life does it. Well except Daleks maybe.

  • @wolfeedarkfang Well we all make mistakes, as the Dalek said climbing off the garbage bin.

  • Read Josh Mcdowell's book right from wrong. He kept bringing up how when you got married you would feel the best orgasm in your life...if you practiced abstinence. Old man tried to trick me. Thankfully I remembered that you not gona be the best at anything during your first try. Lol crazy apologists.

  • BD, I have a question, you said if there was a way to reproduce without doing the nasty, they would all just do it that way. Well there is. Do you know the likelihood of Christians getting invetro instead of doing it the old fashion way or compared to how frequently atheists/other non Christians conceive that way? I'm not trying to argue with you; I just think it would give a lot more credibility to your point.

  • @DepressedAnnnie I actually DON'T know the frequency.

    But I'm sure cost is a factor there. And the fact that it pretty much requires masturbation of at least one party, so it's not a good substitute in any case.

  • @BionicDance Oh I'm sure they can extract some by pushing a hollow needle into some Christian balls. Maybe even a better method, though honestly, I wouldn't know.

    Merry Christmas btw

  • @BionicDance true.

  • Don't some religions love sex though? Isn't it mainly just Christians that make you feel bad about sex?

  • @ummmerrrrummm Not even Christmas in my book! A lot of people hook up on Christmas; people are throwing parties for FSM's sake!

  • I find this video difficult to master....Oh who am I kidding? Twice already. OK?

  • but if I live a sinless fundi christian sex free life I can go to heaven where there will be no sex anyway :-D

  • it is true that sex is only dirty if done right

  • @pendleton42 lol

  • @pendleton42 No... but neither is kissing!

  • if the devil made sex then im all for the devil seems he makes everything that feels good while gods like Nyuuuu all that stuff is evil and bad for you

  • @TheGeckoNinja That is the religious peoples point, the devil lures you with temptation to go against god, the funny thing is most religious people say they get this feeling so great there is no way it could NOT be god, aka god leading you into temptation of following him, how do they know it isn't the devil, or god, or both because they are the same being just 2 different personalities?

  • What if you masturbate to Jesus or Muhammed, would it still make it OK?

  • @Satanos777 What if you masturbate to Cthulhu? Well he might just think your weird then rape you with horrors irrelevant to what you did :P

  • I bet sex with you would be pretty fucking scary.

  • You beat me to it, I was planning a 'sex' episode of Godfrey and Stan

  • perfect and well said madam

  • Sex is only dirty if you are doing it right.

    cheers

  • Sex with you would be scary. Mostly because I'm a guy (and half your age) and so it would require an awful scary set of circumstances to occur.

  • In Texas and other bible belt states we see that if there's ONE thing you shouldn't let a Christian do what he wants with and rather have him be afraid of, it's the reproductive organs. Highest teen pregnancy rates (until lately) and highest repeated (/facepalm) teen pregnancy rate in all of the US. I'm quite happy they're afraid of their bodies. Until after they've lost the fear of their BRAINS, for the Flying Spaghetti Monster's sake, leave them in fear of their bodies xD

  • @V0r4xiz And horrendously high single mom and abortion rates. I mean, if you compare conservative America to the liberal Netherlands, and see that all our rates are substantially lower (which would imply moral high-ground from the perspective of conservative Christians, oh irony), something seems not right.

  • The profound response I was trying to make died somewhere in translation to English from my native Binary. So I'll just say what more fundamental expression of power is there than to regulate personal intimate relationships? I can think of only one, which is the ultimate purpose of religion: regulating personal thought.But controlling sex is a good stepping stone.

    Conversely, freeing sex from religious control is a great step to defeating religion in general.

  • Gonna jerk off to gay porn while wearing a condom right now.

  • oh yeh, and merry xmas :)

  • @sammipooh Merry Giftmas to you! :)

  • the thing is WHY though. Religions need to control who breeds with who and then gets itself involved in its new acolyte's life from the moment of its conception. The very same reason why religions want to control women so closely. Religions are protective of their brood, they are memes that need to lay their nasty eggs in the brains of children.

  • @sammipooh In a more general sense pregnancy becomes an issue regardless of religion when owned things are inherited, responsibilities for children are regulated, and there are no paternity tests or reliable contraceptives. So there once where justifiable reasons for separating teenagers until they where married. Christians are, as usually, slow adapters. But I think you make a very good point that a religions benefit from monopolizing the right to reproduce (exclusive to approved couples).

  • This subject can't be covered in just 2 minutes. No educational videos?  No diagrams? I feel cheated.

  • @unclexbob There was a picture of a fetus... ;)

  • I think the only time sex would be scary, is if you're a scantily clad teenage camp counselor at a summer camp at a remote lake and a scary masked guy with a carving knife lurking around outside the cabin you're sharing with another scantily clad teenage camp counselor.

  • I've been reading the Bible, and it says sex is bad.

  • "Sex is scary." Depends on how big your partner is.

  • sex is boring

  • @horny0donkey0 Perhaps you are doing it wrong. Not saying you are, it's just an observation.

  • I much rather enjoy the body of someone not me :)

  • Question: Their afraid of sex but not zombies?

  • I was going to make a joke about the Catholics being scared because of childhood experiences but that would be nas...oh.

  • Is "orgasm" compatible with Windows XP? :S

  • @mightymuso Nope, Orgasm 1.0 is only for Vista or higher, the upcumming Orgasm 2.0 will have features not compatible with Vista so you must upgrade to 7.

  • @TheRedneckAtheist  Bugger! :(

  • They need more zombie slaves. Missionary style, monogamous, reproductive sex only!!!! Moooooooooore zombies!

  • sad thing is that the religious dont seem to be againt mental masturbation. the apologists do it all the time.

  • +1 for the H.R. Geiger reference.

    I used to be afraid of sex, then I discovered that your partner doesn't have to bite off Mr. Happy. *whew*

  • Sex is fun. Love is a bitch.

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  • I talked about touching myself in my blasphemy challenge vid. Sex (if you're doing it right) is delightful, whether it's with a partner, or flying solo... :D

  • Religious people want to keep EVERY aspect of our existence regulated.. and sex is sadly not immune from their innate desire for total control

  • Religious people will always be afraid of any and all sexual tendencies. I'm really into kinky sex, and have met a few religious people who are as well. Their number one question- How do you learn to be okay with what you do in bed when you know God hates it?... I've met people who cry themselves to sleep over this mental dilemma. The joys of having faith I suppose... XP

  • You forgot to mention how much they also want to ban porn.

  • weird music lol :D

  • @imsofly74 I wuz goin' fer 70s porn. ;)

  • @BionicDance i thought so

  • @BionicDance 80's porn is better.

  • @Mitche23 Well, I prefer the 80s in all things, it's true...but 70s porn is more of a meme. So...

  • orgasm........mmmmmmmmm

  • I guess sex can be scary if you wear a werewolf mask or something.