Mr. Deity and the After Party

[beeto45]

this is the best mr. deity vid has.

it also the only 1 i keep omingback 2 see ova&

ova again

[PaintballLyndon]

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse! I loved the Major General bit, because I just did Pirates of Penzance recently xD

[mrchoochoohead]

Whenever I pictured what god was supposed to look like since I was a kid I had that Charlton Heston/Adam painting image.

Now all that I can picture is Mr. Deity!

[beeto45]

this is Da BEST of all vids you ever done!

[jonwillis]

LOVE the distinction between "have to" and "get to." I was always told that I didn't "have" to go to church, I "got" to. Keep up the good work and I'll keep up my recurring donation. ;)

[jacksawild]

I think G&S or maybe just S were gay.. so it's probably barbeque for them. Which is fine by me because I'll get to hear their new shows for eternity.

[Gabbroboccia]

Shalom Mr Deity.

[mazrimtaim10]

...and I quotes the fights historical from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical!

[2012hereandnow1133]

You've obviously seen this, but if not you'll enjoy it!

For some reason I can't post the link, but Search on Youtube for Dad at Comedy Barn. Worth seeing if you need a laugh!

[stjimmy933499399493]

Stockholm syndrome LMAO

[entwisenva]

Perfection! :) ;)

[HopeBforJC]

lol This shit just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Love you guys!

[monasongs]

Absolutely genius!

[gurucarcar]

When entering the afterlife most will choose the light. They will run to it.

[haloboz]

Yeah, the literal version of Heaven is quite creepy, really.......

[JohnDoeBand1]

Yaay your coming to BC!! Really excited!

[crowbarred]

What type of matches do you use for the fireplace? [don't mailbag me]

[nkennedy09]

This is one is definitely among my favorites. I ask this to Evangelicals all the time. "Sell me on heaven. What am I getting for my sacrifice to God?"

[jlmww]

HA! I couldn't ever imagine a situation where "Thy is moi" would make sense, but this did it.

[wwlddms]

Yay!!! I love barbecue. I am so gonna keep my free will.... What's that you say, I'm the barbecue meat. Yo dude, thats not fair. I wanted the brisket.

[nontrainspotter]

That was a british accent? I'm insulted sir!!!

[rammsteinrulz16]

I love ur shows, but I have never understood a very simple thing>

If misterdeity is religious, what religion does he follow? What is he? Hopefully he himself can answer.

[pandarsson]

I just now saw this and it's freaking me out how "Pirates of Penzance" keeps popping up everywhere.

Is it a sign?

[misterdeity]

@pandarsson Yes. It's a sign of how terrific Gilbert and Sullivan were. Good stuff.

[barakuda1111]

"He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!" Geroge Carlin

Love the begging part, it kinda grows on you :)

[misterdeity]

@barakuda1111 That whole bit (you just quoted the end here) is one of my all-time favorite comic bits -- EVER! George Carlin was such an amazing writer, performer, and comedian. His death was a tremendous loss.

BTW, my favorite part of that bit is just before the part you quoted. After describing the eternal torment which will come your way if you don't do exactly as He say, Carlin says: "But he loves you... he loves you, and he needs money."

[barakuda1111]

@misterdeity hehe... yea. I love George Carlin. He is the one that opened my eyes a while ago. After that i started thinking for myself :) I was kinda shocked when i found out he was gone. "I bet he's down there... screaming up at us." Legend :)

[barakuda1111]

@misterdeity Holy poop, i didnt realize it was misterdeity himself replying to me :) I am not worthy.

Hey, check out Tim Minchin. I think hes a next great legend of comedy, kinda like good old George.

Keep up the good work.

[korusi]

@misterdeity If anybody deserved to be invited to the after party; it was George. George Carlin and Gilbert and Sullivan as well... hey that's an interesting crossover; George singing "I am the very model of a modern man comedian" With a reference to his "Modern Man" poem.

[oldhipp13]

and everyone knows "the lord loves the scent of burning flesh" :)

OOOOO I want blue dye in my eye, that would rawk!

[ianmathwiz7]

Hey, I caught you making another "head" joke at 4:11...

[MsMrNoface]

Great video! Stating it plainly, so even the morons can get it.

[MrSomewhere]

brilliant stuff, and spot-on.

[sadunlap]

Let's see,

Arbitrary. Check.

Capricious. Check.

Sick. Check.

Twisted. Check.

Makes no sense whatsoever once you stop to think about it for 5 seconds. Check.

Yep. That's God!

Hope to catch one of your live appearances some day. 

[MagnetoMasterOfEvil]

Mr. Deity RULZ the YouTube Universe!

What? You do not believe he is all powerful?

Ok, How else do you explain he is married to "LUCY" in the real world? Huh? Huh? ( OK, it is his Omni-potence!)

She's a GDF ! ! ! ! !

May Mr. D be with you, and bless you, all the days of your life!

[Santo3x7]

Are these two related...?

[seeker6789]

Another great job! : ). They are all very good. I dont mind the begging for funds. They are good productions. If I wasnt hurting so bad financially I would drop a few bucks for the entertainment.

[aikimark1955]

>>"No mingling of funds"

You missed an opportunity for two jokes

-- Fungible

-- Whatever gay-fearing, hate-spewing, tripe the conservative fundamentalists spew about mingling.

Note: I normally lower-case the "C" when the fundamentalists are "christians".

[virtuallyjesuschrist]

Hello again, my friend I've returned again, and I'm virtually jesus christ. I'm not the Deity, I never claimed to be, & that's the absolute truth. In reality I'm here laughing at you as I hear the silly things that you say. C'est la vie & then you die. Are you ready for what comes next? Know that I'm not the Judge, but I'm having fun as I kill the time I have left. The Inifinte Reality is the Deity, and the truth is that your time will end soon enough. I HOPE you know you can't CHANGE that!

[Jesus2point3]

I'm Mr. Jesus 2.3. The "Fellowship of Christians & Jews" has labeled me as such. In reality it's quite funny you see because I'm a Muslim Mastermind. The truth about the Deity is that it is the Infinite Reality. Here before time began & there long after you are dead, my friend. I HOPE you know you can't CHANGE the truth, no matter how hard you try. I've used my free will, and submitted to GOD's Will & it gives me peace of mind. When you die, you'll find out the truth & that ain't no freakin lie.

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

Am I the only one who thinks that the begging part really starts to grate?

[misterdeity]

@MomoTheBellyDancer Yes.

[succinctsquared]

@MomoTheBellyDancer You could just stop watching if it bothers you that much...

[LunarFuror]

Just sayin, awesome. I saw the book of mormon, and did anyone look into that and say, "this is one letter away from bad". No? Should have looked into it a little more.

[Kargoneth]

El the violator.

[patchesdf]

"Canary up for big D"

Awesome

[shandcunt]

Awesome Video bro, really appreciate it

[Diasanti]

Is there any way to get the Mr. Deity (ringtone) intro downloaded from Verizon any time soon?

[MistressInked]

@Diasanti Email him @ mrdeity@mrdeity(dot)com and he will send it to u!! It comes in mp3 format.

[Diasanti]

@MistressInked Thanks



[MistressInked]

@Diasanti You're very welcome!!!

[MagnetoMasterOfEvil]

New Mr D.! I always broadcast the newbie issue to my fri's and sub's! Luv me some Mr.D ( BTW, "D" has a much better hairdo that Zeus!) YAAAAAY!!!!!!!

[wer74wolf]

How about "I can't believe it's not butter"? Isn't it a bit cheaper? ;)

[Rettequetette]

@nequillim Thanks for the info! I had never heard of it, I'm definitely going to check it out!

[Sephern]

Ooo, thank you SO much for the Pirates of Penzance reference. I don't know if you've seen, but it's on iTunes. :) If anyone ever offers you a show on CBS or anything, PLEASE make sure in the contract that you can still make videos for youtube.

[sillylittletroy]

Thumbs up if you tried to get rid of the GoDaddy ad in vain.

[teavea10]

At 2:30, "I'm not sure what you're talking about but I know a sweet deal when I smell it." Perfect. God really goes for sweet smells. Why does he never taste or eat?

[SEThatered]

4:54 Bush is just naturally confused XD

[cristianfcao]

"Thy is moi"

[turbowombat]

"free delivery of evil or fun evil"

"......that's funny. No"

I fell out of my chair laughing.

[DeoMachina]

BILL NYE? RESULT!

[crocswsocks]

Wow...

[SuziePenguin]

"donate their freedom" lolz. so that's what they're calling it nowadays?

[misterdeity]

@SuziePenguin It's a "love gift."

[Ihatemelee]

fbi database shows roughly 27% of hosstage victims show signs of stockholm syndrome, i would love to compare that to the roughly 30% global population that suposedly claims to be christian. i find it amussing that the numbers are so close on each.

[Joerexia]

Thank you so much for pronouncing Hiroshima correctly

[misterdeity]

@Joerexia Wasn't sure I was pronouncing it correctly. Good to know.

[Sephern]

@misterdeity Lol, I agree with him. It's pretty annoying to hear people say "herosheemuh". I think it's funny that 2 days before you posted this I was talking to someone about the same topic. :p

[Saerain]

@Sephern Not annoying to the Japanese. Just saying.

[Sephern]

@Saerain Yea, but most non-ignorant Americans get a little annoyed when people don't take the time to atleast learn how to pronounce a word.

[Saerain]

@Joerexia That ought to be sarcastic.

[Sourpusscandy]

Awesome!

[misterdeity]

@altonnukem YHWH is just Mr. Deity's code name. It's an acronym for "Your Highness With Holiness."

[TheStigmadeign]

The BBQ. o_e

[ibstrd]

Do I get to sing a solo if I donate?

[misterdeity]

@ibstrd Yes. And if you donate enough, you'll get both a vocal and instrumental solo. If you don't play an instrument, that's okay. We'll just put you on drums.

[Sparkletc]

SO many great lines--one of your best! Keep em coming!

[Slacktoo]

"It's hard to say left and point right. I don't know how Bush did it".

That should have said: I don't know how Obama does it. ;)

[misterdeity]

@Slacktoo Did Obama do it too? I know there's the famous speech were Bush says "the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" (and of course, he holds out his left and right hands respectively). Did Obama do something similar? I haven't scene it.

[grieske]

@misterdeity No, it's just that Obama talked like a progressive, and then acted like a pure corporatist.

[misterdeity]

@grieske Yeah, he ran into that wall pretty hard, and pretty fast. Just remember, corporations are people too -- with rights and everything apparently. We have to respect that (or so says the Supreme Court).

[Slacktoo]

@misterdeity Yeah, grieske has it, I thought you were making a political jab of some sort. I looked too deep into it I guess.

[grieske]

@misterdeity I thought that the first amendment rights for corporations wasn't a supreme court decision, but a side note that a scribe added some years later to the proceedings of an unrelated case brought before the supreme court. Not sure, though.

[misterdeity]

@grieske Unfortunately, in January of 2010, the Supreme Court ruled in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission that Corporate speech was essentially the same as individual speech and that any restriction thereof was a violation of the first amendment. I think that decision will be seen (and very shorty) as we see the Dread Scott decision.

[Nederdien]

You are asking to much of me, if you expect me to read and listen at the same time!

[misterdeity]

@Nederdien I know. Sorry.

[k7leetha]

OMD

Fooken awesome, already posted this video as a comic rebuttal in an ongoing forum debate.

[AtheismTV]

Sweeeeet video!

[QuasiMiranda]

COME TO THE UK!!!!!! PLEASE please please please. Please?

[misterdeity]

@QuasiMiranda I would love to come to the UK. But no one's invited me. :-(

[jaynkay100]

One of the more brilliant episodes, in my opinion! I love this series and how you'll dish out something highly entertaining, or something highly entertaining and brilliantly thought out.

LOVE IT!

[evilmiera]

20 bucks donated. Hope it helps!

[misterdeity]

@evilmiera It does. Thanks.

[TadRaunch]

Ah! Well done on the Stockholm syndrome line.

[Evian622]

You're always trying to refute belief with logic. Silly! They're two entirely different things. Logic involves the observable, cause and effect, the laws of physics, that sort of thing. Belief involves ... uh ... making stuff up. Really sacred stuff though. Heretic! You will be cast into a pit of eternal agony and pain by your loving god for not believing in that which the senses he gave you cannot perceive, the mind he gave you cannot understand. Just his way of saying neener neener.

[misterdeity]

@Evian622 Damn that logic thing!

[BlackBobby69]

Religion is like Stockholm Syndrome. Ingenious!

[SSJKuhan]

I love the Abba joke. That was hilarious.

[AesopRockOn]

It's good to know that you guys are going to be able to continue. I was worried that the money supply was going down since the decreased views. :(

[misterdeity]

@AesopRockOn The vast majority of the people who watch (or at least get) the show, do so through iTunes. It's an automatic download once you set up for it. Of course, the problem with that for us is that we can only know how many people are downloading the show, not how many watch. And I keep forgetting to tell the iTunes subscribers to go watch on YouTube too. Damn me!

[TheBlueFalconX]

What is Bill Nye doing at a skeptics gathering?

[misterdeity]

@TheBlueFalconX Hmmm. Perhaps as a scientist, he's learned a little sumfin sumfin about the principles of skepticism. I'm just throwin' stuff around here.

[rightherewaiting666]

Why no New Orleans? Y'all need to find some reason to come to New Orleans!

[misterdeity]

@rightherewaiting666 I would love to come to New Orleans. But apparently, no one wants me there. I only go where I'm brought.

[TheDawnBearer]

Your scripts are getting wittier each time. Brilliant! ;D

[OgreVI]

1. Very glad you guys are back.

2. Very, very glad I'm not the only one who thinks "ABBA" when he hears "Stockholm Syndrome."

[TKnightcrawler]

This is the reason I became atheist.

[GoblinXXX]

@TKnightcrawler The remake of THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE proved to me there was no possibility of a loving god.

[misterdeity]

@GoblinXXX Yeah, that was just wrong. The original is so freakin' good. Leave it alone, people.

[flyingfisbeefilms]

Need any music for your film projects? I'm free ( as in no money needed!)

[mrx0066600]

BILL BILL BILL!!! The science guy.

[marniespeaks]

gilbert and sullivan - his show needs some groupies

[SkepticalTraveler]

I'll be interested to see how much Mr. Deity swag you can place in the movies.

[gr8malboski]

I'm not an abba fan either, I hope they are not in the part of the multiverse encompassed by hell.

[stiimuli]

I really hope your indie films get really popular. If you suddenly become rich and famous the Deity eps will get more publicity and help put skepticism further into the public eye.

not to mention your writing does deserve wider acclaim.

[LunaticFringe20]

Is Bill Nye an atheist? I've always wondered since he got booed by those fundamentalist Christians in Waco...

[dgr812]

love it!!

[Eldritchfan]

So people will basically be the Borg from Star Trek?

The faithful say they're christ's body on earth, so I guess it'll be a dream come true for them, as the perfected servants of a god whose first command is to not know good from evil.

Oh, and people in Nazi camps were Jews. Didn't believe in Jesse, so that's automatic hell.

Well, I wonder what that particular tentacle of christ Pat Robertson is doing.

[misterdeity]

@Eldritchfan Yeah, that's the most horrible part of the Holocaust. According to orthodox Christian doctrine. None of the victims of the Holocaust will go to heaven. But Eichman supposedly surrendered his will to Jesus before the Israelis brought about his end. So, he'll be at the after party, and the Jews he murdered will be at the barbecue. Truly, a beautiful religion. BTW, Eichman was hanged exactly three years before I was born.

[ElizabethIsabelle]

@misterdeity What about the Polish people who suffered and died in the holocaust camps? Are they somehow banned too?

[misterdeity]

@ElizabethIsabelle No. They were Catholics.

[pirbird14]

@misterdeity Then they were only saved if they died in a state of grace. You, know, not cursing their tormentors in their hearts as they were being beaten to death. Turning the other cheek. Loving their enemies. Not being envious of the inmates lucky enough to avoid a few blows.

[sweettater99]

@misterdeity orthodox, but not Orthodox Christianity. Big difference.

goarch.org/ourfaith/ourfaith80­89

[8DX]

@Eldritchfan There were also Christian Jews, non-jewish Christians and others in Nazi concentration camps (although of course mostly Jews). And don't the Jews believe in Jesse .. I mean he does say "me or the boy" LOL.

[NegativeNick]

I want to hear you sing the entire song.

[misterdeity]

@NegativeNick I can't do it. That was the easiest part. But I love their stuff.

[teavea10]

What kind of choir direction gesture was that supposed to be at 4:20?

[misterdeity]

@teavea10 You don't want to know.

[bigtymer9778]

Ha the side text reminded me of the Colbert report. nice work god

[mestiarcanus]

Any visit to Vancouver around the time of the Kamloops one? I don't have the ability to travel out that far. Stupid grad student pay...

[misterdeity]

@mestiarcanus I'm there for a four hour lay over. I want to get out and see a bit, but I don't know if I can.

[Salome121]

I am, of course, a big fan of Johnny, though!

[Salome121]

I miss Larry. I hope Jimbo's mouth comes through okay!

[Jumpinsnakes]

fun episode always a pleasure.

[lazyperfectionist1]

“And since you mentioned it, since you brought up the money thing...”

I didn’t realize I had. But then, of course, that’s why you’re the deif.

[misterdeity]

@lazyperfectionist1 Just goes to show -- I know you guys better than you know yourselves.

[lazyperfectionist1]

“Just give me something light and fun.”

“WHAT’S NEW, PUSSYCAT? WHOA! WHOA-WHOA!”

“It’s hard to say left and point right. I don’t know how Bush did it.”

Simple. He didn’t know which was which. Sorry. Too easy.

Has Amy ever considered polyandry?

“How long are you going to keep this unfunny, piece of crap going?”

?? Either someone’s being sardonic or someone is so full of self-loathing as to actually make himself sit through something he doesn’t like.

[misterdeity]

@lazyperfectionist1 Bush jokes are still funny. It's a wonderful legacy he left us.

[azmanabdula]

@misterdeity why did you let people be injected in the eye.....with blue dye.....

i can understand the whole WW 1&2 thing....but the eyeball...

come on man....not cool......

nice Ep.....

[kapwns]

i love this show. i can't sing its praises enuff

[misterdeity]

@kapwns I see what you did there.

[Maphysto]

I get the feeling you have a lot of fun working all the 'head' jokes into the Johnny episodes.

[misterdeity]

@Maphysto I do.

[kroovyandcal]

Don't crucify Jesse

[teavea10]

Only the right knee will bend? That'll look funny.

[misterdeity]

@teavea10 Having both knees bend makes it look like everyone's ready to give BJs.

[sogghartha]

@teavea10 Hey yeah.. bend one knee and you're standing on one leg.

[TheFifthGreatApe]

♫ DaDoDa ♪ Doot ♪ Doot ♪ DaDooo...

♫ DaDoDa ♪ Doot ♪ DoDa ♪ Doot ♪ DaDooo..

♫ DaDoDa ♪ Do\

!That has got to be one of my favorite endings!

[kroovyandcal]

"On earth as it is in heaven" - Does this mean there is nuclear contamination in heaven BTW?

[misterdeity]

@kroovyandcal I believe it's spelled "nuculer."

[shaunmalley]

Nothing heady... Nice.

[hardinmichael1981]

could anyone explain the theology/bible stories that this episode is premised on?

I've never read the bible so I'm completely at a loss as far as references go.

[misterdeity]

@hardinmichael1981 "Every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus is Lord". That's one. Salvation by grace is another concept in here. Submitting one's will to God's will is another. The others are just classic theological problems. What about the injustice of life? Do those who suffer horribly get a little more heaven? Why does God seem so unreasonable in the Bible (my answer: Because the people writing it were so unreasonable). It's just stuff like that.

[astralweeks1982]

Mr. D, come to Philadelphia! Or close to it, would love to see you out East!

[isrealjason]

blah haa haa ha, not an ABBA fan, ah ha haa

[fuzzeledwuzzeled]

I'm not a big ABBA fan either.

[peternut1]

Abba...LOL!!

[MistressInked]

I love u Bri Bri!!!! Hurry back!!!

[misterdeity]

@MistressInked Hurrying!

[Katalyzt]

Heh

[branfransisco9]

What's that song called that you made him sing at the end?

[ianmathwiz7]

@branfransisco9 "The Major-General's Song" from The Pirates of Penzance.

[MistressInked]

@branfransisco9 It's from Gilbert and Sullivan's "Pirates Of Penzance" I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General (often referred to as the Major-General's Song or Modern Major-General's Song)

[AndrewKulcsar]

@branfransisco9

I am the very model of a modern major general