The Allen and Craig Show: Episode 18

[silverspur17]

"I'm so good and stuff that I combine all the foods in my house and- woop, cut off my finger." "Oh God. Oh God." "Ahhhhh!! Ah! Ah!!!" " Wait wait wait wait! Stop drop and roll! Stop drop and roll! Oh wait! Shit that's for a fire!" hahahaha I miss this soooo much :( and Craig's hot -3

[kringlerules]

That finger has a loy of blood in it.

[Maryblack90]

Craig hugging his dog is the cutest thing everrrrr! :D the 2nd place goes to the spinning on the floor

[AwsomeGirl1120]

Craig is HOT!!!

[AwsomeGirl1120]

When he talks after he finds the finger his finger is missing on his pinky but the rest of the time it's on the pointer?

[liamteh3rd]

What kind of camera was used for this video?

[Blenderluver88]

"ewww, dude, is that your finger?''

[kennybaby1998]

microwaving his finger?!? freakin hilarious

[evilbunnies50009]

good luck cleaning the blood off the floor

[vampireknightfreak14]

Why are you spinning my dog?-craig

[lermanism16]

Did anyone else notice that Allen's missing finger kept changing fingers every time he was interviewed?!?!?

[safire2121]

A missing finger, blonde craig, a vacum cleaner, some dog, muffins and spoons...* applause*

[KindaCrazyCompany]

Wait, so he had the cell phone to call Craig to get a ride to the hospital. Why not then call 911 to get an ambulance to TAKE you to the hospital?

[TeamEdwardForever33]

Who else caught the slip up when Allen called 911? "You might recognize me from Youtube." In previous videos and most of all, the last episode of this show, Allen and Craig said that they had no idea where the film was going. They were both shocked in the last episode when they found out that the camera guy had been posting their videos on Youtube and that they had gotten so many views! :)

[safire2121]

@TeamEdwardForever33 well maybe they didnt put any on youtube they just assumed that it was on youtube from some type of reason and I personally think Allen's character is ----- enough to think that. But thats just my explanation for this whole misunderstanding

[JuicyShania]

ive stapled my thumb before...almost to the nail. very close. it hurt like hell....pulling it out...way worse.

[22kk22kk2]

he fainted from a little blood.... but not from all that blood in the movie they did?

[G0th1cR0s3]

I love how the finger changes like every scene. And I love Craig's blonde hair!

[greendisease29]

SHE CLEANED OUT MY FINGER!

I'M BLONDE! OKAY? I'M BLONDE AND-

I DON'T CARE! I'M MISSONG A FINGER!

Where are the muffins...

[fireyhto808]

lol i love the finger changes each scene!!! <3

[luick13e]

every single interview, a different finger is cut offf.... just noticed that

[DarkViolet22]

Craig was such an asshole in this episode.

[Moosegrove1989]

"I blame Craig" just that one line had me in fits. I love Allen and I love Craig too.

[Mistoffelees11]

i love how they bleeped shit, but not f*ck

[rockachick909]

notice how the bandage is on a different finger every time hahahahahahahaa love them<3

[busterdoggy619]

thumbs up if you noticed that a different finger was missing in different scenes

[InvadorKim]

@puttysgirl652 in the next episode they say its his pinkie.

[JustSarahx]

@InvadorKim it keeps changing anyway haha

[TheSuburbanBase]

I'm blond

I don't care I'm missing a finger

[CRAZYMACS299]

dude, did allen really loose his finger????

[KewlKatProductions]

@CRAZYMACS299 If you notice, each interview a different finger is cut off. Don't worry, his fingers are still intact;)

[blessthefalllover1]

I have the same vacume 0:

[trishaprincess93]

i love how allen's "chopped off" finger is almost never the same finger :)

he's so dorky ^,^

[bloomhorsecrazy]

From 2:30 on, I thought that their Camera guy didn't show up....guess he did then XD

[PianoParadigm]

'stop drop and roll!!!' haha this makes my day...

[ILikeMakeup22]

i want that ringgtone!!!!!

[gamer0unreleased]

Best ringtone ever!!!

[bubbly221]

i loved 0:00 to 10:46

[KaeslinFan2]

@bubbly221 that was my favorite part! :)

[jenniemalfoy]

u realize you 'chopped' off the wrong finger right? lol

[notlilo1]

What kind of dog is Rebel? So cute I want one.

[SeDorkaOnline]

who uses that big of a knife to cut a pb and j sandwich? xD

[iamawsome143]

I<3 that it is a diffrent finger every time

[lilgoofy209]

Why does the missing finger keep on changing? O.o"

[username95me]

"look at you run, your not in that vaccum cleaner anymore!" lol



[SeDorkaOnline]

um i think the fact that the finger keeps switching from index to pinky and middle to index again is the whole point of this episode....just saying

[AlienLord22]

@SeDorkaOnline i know i was so confused :P

[Jackiecarlet]

Am i the only one he noticed so many scenes had a different finger wrapped up but the same hand? xD omfg you guys are great x]

[fuschel89]

best pet acting ever!

[IAmButFortunesFool]

Pineapple, cheese, Gummy Vitamins, Bacardi, dog treats, a HUGE kinfe, and a sandwhich... All in 4 seconds. Rock on,

[DisneyPrincessOlivia]

Craig: "Where are the muffins?"

^^ Soo cute xD

[kobnjoe]

forgot to bleep out when craig slaped his missing finger XP

[HeyImAMack]

i didnt do shit man! lol

[krisiskwl4440]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE.

[jlark41393]

does the finger that he cut off keep changing...

[ShelbbyandMackenzyy]

@jlark41393 yes...yes it does x]

[IAmButFortunesFool]

@jlark41393 Yup. It does, Middle, ring and at one point I think the pointer finger.

[ThePurplebum]

"My Dog would kill you!" LOOOOL

[Prettygirlcn5]

I wish this was on tv

[KagomeInu1517]

Craig- Umm....Allen. Allen- What happened to your hair? Craig- I was brown TWO minutes ago! Allen- I know. What happened? Craig- Whyyyy is... Allen- I-I didn't do it. I didn't do it! Craig- This is your fault! Allen- No I didn't- Craig- What did you do? Allen- I didn't do- Craig- What did you do while I was- Allen- I didn't do s*** man! Craig- You- You probab Allen- I chopped off my finger! You're yelling at me?!

[jess401]

This doesn't make sense your camera guy was sick and now he's recording what's happening?

[cenakruegerlover]

hell's kitchen rules. Try Kitchen nightmares & he's more pissed on that show. Can't believe holli won this season & you could tell jay was so pissed at the end.

[briaannnaaaa]

hahahaha the place of allens chopped off finger kept changing.

[UnNatural00]

5:29 so cute :D

[muzic1luver]

lol thats wat lassey would do lol wat would your dog do? my dog would kill u

[jennygotguns67]

I've literally sat her on my laptop watching you guys all day. Awesome. This is what I do on Fridays...and Saturdays.

(you guys are hot! XD) I love how the finger moves around.

[momoandsantaclause]

MY HAIR IS BLONDE CAN WE GET THAT FIXED PLEASE!!! haha Craig

[pirategrrl629]

Craig really likes fruit XD u guys have THE BEST VIDS EVA!!!!!!!!

[MikeyRox98]

my god u guys r so awesome! i love ur videos keep making more!!

[TheKelseyErin]

Lol. <3 Craig.

[TheSugarAlchemist]

"I am blonde, okay?! I am blonde!!!... Aww, where are the muffins? =("

Hahaha! Love it!!

[grayden585]

You can just spin her... why are you spinning my dog? ;p lol awesome

[Olliandchris4ever]

omg at 4:55 NO CENSOR!!!!

[luv4twilight]

now that i think about it...if craig is walking the dog to collect the poop, and their cameraperson called in sick earlier...then who is holding the camera? D: *gasp*

[Charmedgurl557]

@luv4twilight

i was just thinking that xD

[luv4twilight]

you sharpened a knife for 45 minutes...so that you could cut a sandwich?

lololol

[TwilightLuvvverxxx]

Why are you spinning my dog?? :) lol

[michy7896]

POOR DOG LMAOO

[ColorMeBlack100]

um... first it was Allen's pointer finger, then it was his ring finger, then it was his pinky..... MAKE UP UR MIND BOY!!!!! DECIDE WHICH 1 U WANNA CUT OFF, ANS STITCH (get it, hahaha um... nvm)WITH IT BOY!!\

[sydmanda1213]

I laughed soo hard when Craig found his dog in the vacume.

[TheCoconutcrazy]

Craig eats an apple cause he was told that guys eating apples on camera are sexy or something like that XD

And I love your show :D

[Nyra41]

@TheCoconutcrazy and it worked XD

[listen4themusic]

Best part is when craig finds the dog in the vacum!

[TheHgoescrazy]

What kind of dig is it ? And best episode ever btw

[Charmedgurl557]

Craig: You know who Chef Gordon Ramsay hates?

Allen: Who does he hate, Craig?

Craig: People who can't cook. A.K.A you!

[Snowflakefanpire273]

Lol Craig forgets about Allen's finger when he hears about the muffins in the fridge.

"I'm blonde, okay?.....i don't see any muffins."

[MrCharlesbritt]

if craig left then who's filming?

[ToughBabe3262]

why is craig always eating an apple?

[arbice131313]

its a different finger cut off everytime

[RoseBloodBlack]

You owe me a finger, I;ll take yours if I have to

[JGill93]

love how the missing finger changes.

[godessofpuppies]

I think Craig looks cute with that hairstyle

[margaret182bcravafan]

Oh god. They microwaved it!

[RLkid7]

do u live in chicago?

[Misswolfie5]

Thats just random.

[ScreemingGecko]

this is one of my favorite shows!!! it is so hilarious!

[AnimeAndMangaFreak1]

xD this is kinda gross... but awesome xD

Lol, the spinning dog in the end :3

[fallenhand52]

I love how Allens missing finger continually changes places. this was a hood one! Ps Craig ur hair looks much better brown!

[fallenhand52]

I love how allenstein missing

[mustluvjonasbros]

Keep makin the show!!! Luv u guys! I really hope u guys will have your own show!!!On like comedy central!!!

[RpattzGirlx]

Craig loves apples :D

[mrrobato123]

"would your dog clean my blonde hair?" "my dog would kill you" hahaha

[MissWendy83]

these guys are hilarious. love them.

[sup3rgrl23]

Craig is always eating those green apples

[chipsahoy303]

@sup3rgrl23 lol i know but isn't Crai the cutest??? XD

[ocachisu]

00:22 - 000:27

LOL

[BlondieVampireGirl]

i love this show

[bamlvr01]

i lvoe how you have dog treats, bacardi and a pineapple there......

[IHATEEBBITT13]

You guys didnt bleep fuck XD

[iluvjacobandharry7]

OMG this is so fake Allen's " cut off finger" keeps moving throughout the entire episode! Btw I luv ur new theme song it's my ringtone!!!

[NumOneJoeJonasLuver]

LOL!! Craig you made your ringtone you and Allen's old theme song that you couldn't use! Thats funny!! I made my ring tone your new theme song from the beginning credits and then at the end credits. :D LOL!

[888Marshmelow]

A.K.A YOU! haha love this show

[horserun11]

shes really gotta look where shes vacuuming. haha

i love how craig is always eating an apple :)

[ZfTblue]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHA hahaha "why did mom vacuum you??" aw your dog is so cute

ew you put that thing in ur mouth!

[greenking4646]

6:37 FAIL they bandaged the wrong finger

[Gesundheit0]

@greenking4646 umm... thats kinda the point. they change the finger more than once, on purpose...

[greenking4646]

i bet the camera man made him blonde

[KiesGewoonWat]

dude, hahahaha

[healsoverhead123]

lol i love how the finger that was cut off changes each time XD

[lil1lindsay]

this is soo jokes lost my finger lol

[IMMEEN]

Its not even the same finger!

[happyplum1011]

lol....the finger's not even the same color as his whole hand...XD

[jonasisnumba1]

craigs a really cute blonde ;)

[Smanskytwins92]

'some say that if you have a tramatic event, you get a patch of white... i got a head of blonde...' hahahha ily eip!! lmaooo!!!

'OH MY GOSH SHE CLEANED UP MY FINGER! 'where are the muffins?'

[bespeckledcat]

if you treated your dogs better they would bring it back to me--becuase thats what lassie would do

[RoseBloodBlack]

craigs so sexy when he passes out

[superdupper94woo]

craig looks good blond lol

[cellphonelover328]

"og god thats bloody" :) love you guys :)

[username95me]

"oh i love muffins ! "<3

[heartmoon097]

dayyuummm allenn is mi HOT sexxi bitch luv himmm srry bout his finger <#

[SJDormRoomProduction]

I love how the finger keeps switching!!! hahaha

[UnisonChords]

I have the same phone as Craig :D

[gymnasticsgirl326]

why is the cut off finger in the index finger in the beginning but then it switched to ur ring finger and then goes back to ur index.... wtf

[peachtable966]

it's supposed to be funny!

[glowgirl97]

omg i lmao when you toke the dog out of the vacum thing

[Ravenclawnerd]

rebel, so cute!

[kstar366]

Lol, The cut off finger keeps switching. Lol

[mandssimons]

lol 7:00

[SoCalPrincess112]

i love how allen falls over the sofa and faints

[michaelwesten87]

I thought that the camreaman was out, so who is filming them???

[Mistoffelees11]

that is soo cute hoe craig loves rebel

[pat14pat]

hahah 8:17 you can hear someone laughing in the background:)

[amberclair08]

lmao

[harvrdbound]

lol they didnt bleep out the swear at 4: 53

[Kelz1141]

Lol you can tell they will be friends forever

[WebkinzTVchannel]

lmao. "

it just keeps switching, and you forgot to beep out a fuck, oh well

[IeroBlaaa]

haha Craig and his apples.

I hope you kow that you have different fingers cut off in some shots. lol

[HeroesAddict07]

I just realized that around 8:00, I think the cameraman finally spoke. I know random

[theladydalma]

oh, my god! he cut off his point-middle-ring-point-pinkie­...errr...finger...craig...you­r mom is...omg no microwave!!! oh, allen... you're a doctor!

[sparkyify7]

craig: "I was brown two miutes ago!" now he's white?

[vinigure22]

HAHAHAHAHAAA In the first few minutes every time they show Allen's finger it's a different finger that's cut off XD

[koolkats90210]

OMG! Craig ur dog is soooooo cute!

[chic132]

"she cleaned up my finger!"

"I'M BLONDE,OKAY??!!"

xD

[Xnibo]

oh god thats bloody faints XD

[iluffKakashi]

im gonna miss these. Dx

they're soooooo funnnyyy

[cmdoll97]

they use differant fingers the whole time

[meganplautz]

Did they dye his hair because of the twilight spoof?

[shallowbay92]

he wanted to be a guy named riley in eclipse so he dyed his hair for the audition

[meganplautz]

We need them to poop the finger out. His finger keeps changing.

[harrypotterlvr1996]

what did you use for the finger?

[beatstopper101]

@harrypotterlvr1996 They used a fake finger.

[harrypotterlvr1996]

@beatstopper101 well where can i get one? for... props... and stuff...

[twilightlovers0908]

you guys are awsome you make me and my friends laugh so hard it's funny!

[TheSolarSurfer]

What did they use for a the finger?

[csigrl09]

And at 6:38 it's his pinky thats bloody.

[csigrl09]

At 1:35 Allen's middle finger is missing and at 1:49 his index finger is the one that's missing.

[Diamine11]

Now Craig looks like Tom Felton with his blond hair !

Reminds me of Draco Malfoy !

[xJonasLoverx01]

OMG I have the same cell phone as Craig!!! :D

[slimysnailproduction]

i love allen's reaction to craigs hair. and you guys forgot to beep out the cussing haahah and i love craigs hair blonde haha

[sexybaby00575]

hahahahahahahaha its a different finger every time xD love you guys <3<3

[MysteryViolette]

"Look I can just spin her." "You can't just spin her. WHY are you spinning my dog!?"

LMAO!

[SuperSara1992]

I like the blonde hair.  :D

[scribblesxx83]

I love how at 4:50 they forgot to beep out Allen cussing =)

[dizzystylefriend]

yeah u can just spin her around, why r u spinning my dog? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[w15h0na5tar]

"vin-a-ga-rette"

[MistressMocha]

Craig and Rebel have the same haircut. :D

[hardlygenuis]

each time the finger is shown its a different finger